You sneak east...
You are on Mane Street, an unpaved road which has the dubious distinction of
being the principal avenue of Dalair.  Rudely constructed shacks are to
either side.  The street continues north and south. There is an open oak door
leading west and a closed pine door leading east. 
 Obvious directions are:
  south, north, west.
> Blackened arrives.
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You sneak east...
The pine door is closed.
> Blackened leaves south.
You sneak west...
You are in a slovenly hovel built of rough wooden planks.  A small firepit is
in the center of the dirt floor, surrounded by a few crude wooden stools.
There is an open pine door leading west and an open oak door leading east. 
 Obvious directions are:
  west, east.
A pile of ashes.
Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice).
A bugbear.
> You sneak west...
You are standing beside a small pond in a muddy field.  A slowly flowing
stream trickles in from the north, and water flows over a small dam to the
west.  To the south and east you can see some small shacks.  Fences block
your way to the west and north. There is an open pine door leading east. 
 The only obvious exit is east.
A dead catfish.
> e
You sneak east...
You are in a slovenly hovel built of rough wooden planks.  A small firepit is
in the center of the dirt floor, surrounded by a few crude wooden stools.
There is an open pine door leading west and an open oak door leading east. 
 Obvious directions are:
  west, east.
A pile of ashes.
Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice).
A bugbear.
> Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Slaphappy's block only manages to slow the force of Bugbear's blow.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy acks.
t slaphappy
Slaphappy sliced Bugbear's body deeply.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Changed nickname enemy = slaphappy
> l
Slaphappy is a male dwarf.
He is in good shape.
        Slaphappy is carrying:
A bottle of tekillya.
A bottle of tekillya.
A hooded cloak (worn).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A silver goblin shield (worn).
A dark longsword (wielded in right hand).
A chainmail (worn).
A small oak carving.
A golden amulet.
> Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
h
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy bludgeoned Bugbear's body heavily.
Bugbear clubbed Slaphappy's arm.
Bugbear wields his mace in his right hand.
Slaphappy sliced Bugbear's body deeply.
Slaphappy's block only manages to slow the force of Bugbear's blow.
Bugbear pummelled Slaphappy's arm.
Slaphappy deftly disarms a bugbear.
Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
j
You see Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice), a male dwarf.
He seems experienced, and decently equipped.
He seems to have a decent amount of coins.
> Slaphappy sliced Bugbear's leg deeply.
Bugbear clubbed Slaphappy's body.
> Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy sliced Bugbear's body deeply.
Bugbear clubbed Slaphappy's body.
look at bugbear
It's a huge broad-shouldered humanoid with a gaping maw full of yellowing
tusks.  And it looks like it wouldn't mind having you as a snack.
He is hurt.
        Bugbear is carrying:
A fishing pole.
A heavy mace.
> Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Slaphappy's block only manages to slow the force of Bugbear's blow.
Bugbear battered Slaphappy's arm.
h
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy sliced Bugbear's leg deeply.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy slit Bugbear's head.
Bugbear battered Slaphappy's head.
Bugbear wields his mace in his right hand.
Slaphappy chopped Bugbear's body bluntly.
Bugbear's strike thuds against Slaphappy's shield.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy slit Bugbear's leg.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
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Slaphappy slit Bugbear's arm.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
alias 1 steal bag from enemy
Slaphappy pierced Bugbear's arm keenly.
Bugbear pounded Slaphappy's arm heartlessly.
Changed alias 1 = steal bag from enemy
> h
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy hewed Bugbear's head crudely.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy unsuccessfully attempts to disarm a bugbear.
Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Slaphappy slit Bugbear's arm.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
The bugbear laughs evilly at you as it fights.
h
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy unsuccessfully attempts to disarm a bugbear.
Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear pounded Slaphappy's body heartlessly.
Slaphappy missed Bugbear.
Bugbear missed Slaphappy.
Bugbear died.
Slaphappy killed Bugbear.
em
Slaphappy tears an ear from the corpse and burns the remains.
You slip out of the shadows.
> Slaphappy takes a heavy mace; a fishing pole; 15 gold coins.
1
Slaphappy opens a Knight's pack.
h
Steal what from Slaphappy?
> You slide back into the shadows.
> Slaphappy takes something from a fashionable knight's pack (worn).
em
1
Slaphappy puts an ear in an ear bag.
You slip out of the shadows.
> h
You sneak up behind Slaphappy and attempt to steal a leather ear bag.
You slip away with your prize.
> You slide back into the shadows.
> Slaphappy closes a Knight's pack.
em
You slip out of the shadows.
> cc
You slip behind Slaphappy and place the card into his possession.
> h
You slide back into the shadows.
> em
You slip out of the shadows.
> x bottle
x bottle
Steal what from Slaphappy?
> Steal what from Slaphappy?
> h
You slide back into the shadows.
> look
You are in a slovenly hovel built of rough wooden planks.  A small firepit is
in the center of the dirt floor, surrounded by a few crude wooden stools.
There is an open pine door leading west and an open oak door leading east. 
 Obvious directions are:
  west, east.
A pile of ashes.
A pile of ashes.
Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice).
> l
Slaphappy is a male dwarf.
He is slightly hurt.
        Slaphappy is carrying:
A small white card.
A fishing pole.
A heavy mace.
A bottle of tekillya.
A bottle of tekillya.
A hooded cloak (worn).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A silver goblin shield (worn).
A dark longsword (wielded in right hand).
A chainmail (worn).
A small oak carving.
A golden amulet.
> j
You see Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice), a male dwarf.
He seems experienced, and fairly well equipped.
He seems to have a decent amount of coins.
> h
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy asks: may I buy it back?

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alias 1 steal tekillya from enemy
Changed alias 1 = steal tekillya from enemy
> l
Slaphappy is a male dwarf.
He is in good shape.
        Slaphappy is carrying:
A small white card.
A fishing pole.
A heavy mace.
A bottle of tekillya.
A bottle of tekillya.
A hooded cloak (worn).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A silver goblin shield (worn).
A dark longsword (wielded in right hand).
A chainmail (worn).
A small oak carving.
A golden amulet.
> j
You see Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice), a male dwarf.
He seems experienced, and fairly well equipped.
He seems to have a decent amount of coins.
> h
Slaphappy lies down.
You are already hidden.
> Slaphappy bursts into tears.
em
1
You slip out of the shadows.
> 1
You sneak up behind Slaphappy and attempt to steal a bottle of tekillya.
You slip away with your prize.
> h
You sneak up behind Slaphappy and attempt to steal a bottle of tekillya.
You slip away with your prize.
> [1m[31mRaven:> ** Armando has logged out.
[0mYou slide back into the shadows.
> l
Slaphappy is a male dwarf.
He is currently lying down.
He is in good shape.
        Slaphappy is carrying:
A small white card.
A fishing pole.
A heavy mace.
A hooded cloak (worn).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A silver goblin shield (worn).
A dark longsword (wielded in right hand).
A chainmail (worn).
A small oak carving.
A golden amulet.
> j
You see Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice), who is lying down, a
male dwarf.
He seems experienced, and fairly well equipped.
He seems to have a decent amount of coins.
> em
You slip out of the shadows.
> x mace
You sneak up behind Slaphappy and attempt to steal a heavy mace.
You slip away with your prize.
> [1m[31mRaven:> Lorien shares her chinese food with you.
[0mx pole
h
You sneak up behind Slaphappy and attempt to steal a fishing pole.
You slip away with your prize.
> You slide back into the shadows.
> l
Slaphappy is a male dwarf.
He is currently lying down.
He is in good shape.
        Slaphappy is carrying:
A small white card.
A hooded cloak (worn).
A fashionable knight's pack (worn).
A silver goblin shield (worn).
A dark longsword (wielded in right hand).
A chainmail (worn).
A small oak carving.
A golden amulet.
> j
Slaphappy stands up.
You see Baron Slaphappy the Knight of the Realm (nice), a male dwarf.
He seems experienced, and decently equipped.
He seems to have a decent amount of coins.
> Slaphappy leaves east.
h
You are already hidden.
> e
You sneak east...
You are on Mane Street, an unpaved road which has the dubious distinction of
being the principal avenue of Dalair.  Rudely constructed shacks are to
either side.  The street continues north and south. There is an open oak door
leading west and a closed pine door leading east. 
 Obvious directions are:
  south, north, west.
> s
You sneak south...
You find yourself in Senter Plaza, the central crossroads and chief market
place for the city of Dalair.  A statue carved out of wood stands silently on
a mound in the center of the plaza, surrounded by the dirty blankets of
kobold and orcish merchants noisily hawking their wares.  A small pen
contains loudly complaining livestock.  Streets lead to the north, south,
east and west. 
 Obvious directions are:
  south, north, west, east.
A cow.
A goat.
A kobold trader.
An orc merchant.
> w