Note: The following is a really random skit included in the footnotes of Chapter 5 of Broken Glass. It has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
Broken Glass
by Seph Lorraine
Foiled!
*Dr. ReallyEvilGuy and his side kick BackStreetBoy are about to press the big red button*
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: Now, the world will be mine!
BackStreetBoy: I thought you promised me a small country in return for my hard labour, though!
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: When did YOU perform any hard labour?
BackStreetBoy: I... I... I did, though!
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: Fine, fine, you can have Kuwait.
BackStreetBoy: No! C'mon, gimme' something like Japan, or China...
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: No! You're just a boy, you can't handle such massive structures of civilization.
BackStreetBoy: But I'm a man!
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: Tch! Your title says boy.
BackStreetBoy: Don't make fun of me! I happen to be very sexually experienced!
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: ...Alright, alright, you can have Japan.
BackStreetBoy: YAY! *Shakes pompoms and cheers*
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: I'm going to expect a favour for this, you know.
BackStreetBoy: *Blush, blush, spontaneously combusts*
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: *mutters darkly* ... Fruitcake...
Big Red Button: Press me to take over the world.
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: OK! *Reaches for button*
Mysterious Dude: Stop right there!
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: What is this?!
Mysterious Dude: I am Aluminum Dude! Here to fight crimes in the name of metal sheeted protection of leftover foods in your refrigerator!
Mysterious Boy: And I'm his sidekick... Justice Boy... You can call me Wufei, though.
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: Ha! you can't stop me!
Aluminum Dude: Oh, can't I? *He and Justice Boy bring out a role of aluminum foil and quickly wrap the Dr. ReallyEvilGuy in it.*
Dr. ReallyEvilGuy: No! You've foiled my plans! NO!
Justice Boy: Well, it seems the day is saved.