Tests!!
The Idiot Test
Are you a Punk, Prep, or Dork?
There are more test coming soon!!!
Okay get out a piece of paper, and a pen! Which hand do you write w/? a.)right b.)Left c.)I write w/ both hands Which latenight TV show do ya watch? a.)Leno b/c it is mainstream b.)it's all past my bedtime c.)Letterman b/c it's funny AND rebelious If you could have tickets to any concert, would you go to see a.)N*Sync b.)Anything classical c.)Either blink-182 or Green Day What extracurricular activities are you in? a.) sports, cheerleading b.) chess team, mathletes c.) band, stuco, writing What outfit could you wear everyday? a.)my Hilfiger jeans, a sparkly Old Navy belt, a tube top,& Nike clogs b.)a button up top, a plain tie,too tight jeans, and penny loafers c.)my local band's concert t-shirt, worn in jeans, 80's style Adidas shoes, and a belt from Goodwill *************Check your score************* If you got....... MOSTLY A"S You are a true prep. You are popular and you care too much about what people think about you. Life would be less complicated if you would just be yourself. MOSTLY B"S You are a true dork. You are smart and although you are like punks, you care too much about what people think about you. Don't worry about the preps, just do your own thing. MOSTLY C"S You are a true punk You do your own thing and you could care less about what others think. Your taste of music rocks. Keep it up, you rebel, you.
1. Have you ever been told you're an idiot? 2. Have you ever said, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"? 3. Do stationary objects impede your progress? 4. Have you ever tried to bite your own ear? 5. Do you have a cd that there is only one good song on? 6. Have you ever shot/thrown a deadly/semi-deadly weapon into the air and then tried to catch it?(knife, blowgun dart, hammer, hatchet, open stapler,real javelin, toaster, etc.) 7. In your post-toddler years, have you coherently ever misspelled a word with less than five letters? 8. Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a simple task such as changing the TV channel or writing? 9. Have you ever tried to pierce a body part yourself? 10. Is you I.Q. less than 90? 11. Have you ever had a single vending machine eat more than $3 of yours at a time? 12. Have you ever coherently written something really redundant like "$10 dollars"? 13. Did you have to read question #12 more than once to see what I was getting at? 14. Have you ever woofed at your dog thinking that it would understand you?(This also applies for meowing at cats, squeaking at hamsters, etc.) 15. Have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food like macaroni and cheese with your fingers because you didn't want to eat it with a utensil? 16. Have you ever fallen backwards out of your chair? 17. Have you ever fallen into a river/ditch/hole while not high or drunk? 18. Have you ever eaten/drank something non-edible? 19. Have you ever yelled a profane word out of a window just as old ladies pass by? 20. Have you jumped/fallen off of a second-story balcony for no reason and landed on the ground with no padding? 21. Have you ever said you were high or drunk just to be cool even though you really weren't? 22. Have you ever locked yourself in a room and not been able to get out? 23. Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public? 24. Have you ever intentionally passed up an opportunity to talk to someone that you thought was really hot? 25.do you type emails for fun? Now add up the amount of times you answered yes, multiply it by four. If you have done two things mentioned in a question, such as in #20 if you have both jumped and fallen off of a balcony, give yourself double points. The result is the percentage that you are an idiot. 0% Not possible1-10%Extremely unbelievable11-50%Slightly possible51-75% Realistic> 76 - 100% - Definitely an idiot.
