| Astrology, Horoscopes, and stuff like that!! |
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| Horoscopes |
| Aries ( March 21- April 20 ) HEY!! Yeah I'm talking to you!! Your head is so cluttered with junk that your stressing over nothing! You better watch out because you might get a ZIT!! Take the day off and have fun!! You might me a new someone but, don't try your hardest, they will come to you! |
| Scorpio (October 24- November 22) Love is going to mess with you in weird ways this month! Also this month, your really intense about something coming up but, don't get to into it, because it might backfire. Just try your hardest, don't brag, and you'll get it accomplished!! |
| Taurus (April 21- May 20) Are you thinking twice about your relationship? Maybe you should discuss it with your partner. Don't worry! Just don't get to carried away with all the discussions, it might freak out your partner!! |
| Gemini (May 21- June 21) Love is the biggest issue this month. If they don't fall for who you really are then it might be time to find another crush!! Also, you've got a whole lot of energy crammed into your body! Release it and you might get a reward! |
| Sagittariaus(November 23-December21 You've been sweating your crush for an ungodly amount of time. Just one word: FLIRT!!!! Your crush might just give you a smooch when you aren't paying attention! So make sure your breath is fresh and lips chapless!! ) |
| Cancer-(June 22- July 23) Just like a real crab, you like to hide in your shell! Well STOP hiding! get out in the open! Why should you hide, everyone likes you! Just take a moment to realize that people are missing you and want to hang out with you!! |
| Leo ( July 23- August 22) Your thinking about making up with your "ex" friend, you should! You've been buddies for quite some time now and you've had a disagreement! Big Deal! You guys are still young! Its life, deal with it!! |
| Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22) Finally, people are coming to there senses and coming to you to solve their annoying conflicts. Dive in!! Your star symbol isn't the scales for nothing-- you're a natural judge, without being judgemental!! |
| Virgo (Aug 23- Sept. 22) Look Virgo, it's your world. The rest of us are just living in it. If you're in a good mood, things fall apart. Adjust your attitude accordingly! |
| Capricorn (December 22= Jan. 19) You're torn between telling a friend exactly what you think and taking it easy on their feelings. Two things to think about: are you sure your input would be helpful? And: is it any of your beeswax in the first place? |
| Aquarius( Jan 20 - feb 18) As far as the rest of the world is concerned, you are as smart as you act. So when you know what you're doing. That way, everyone else will support you. |
| Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20) You are the fish, of course! Shy and timid to others, but YOU know your true self! Who cares what everyone else thinks! Be yourself! Many others will be surprised in a good way! |
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| Southern Horoscopes |
| Chinese Horoscopes |
| I finally got the southern scopes! Chineses will be in later on in the week. PLUS Im adding Loserscopes,Lovescopes, Compatibility, and About your sign! |