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| About Paul Grady | |||||||||||||
| My life story | |||||||||||||
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| I was not given the best start in life as the offspring of the village idiot and a woman with no teeth. I serviced sailors in order to pay for school books and clothes. My lack of cleanliness and inability to afford a haircut led to me being nicknamed �hairy shit-stain� by the teachers and much worse by my contemporaries. Playground beatings were dispatched regularly but some of the injuries I sustained to my face during that time conspired to improve my looks, which is why I am actually quite handsome. This rough period inevitably scarred my outlook on life and sent me tumbling into a downward spiral of crime and debauchery, culminating in a now famous incident beginning with cider and ending with vomit. Realising that I could end up like the homeless bums begging for change that I so detested, I dragged my life out of the gutter, slapped some common sense into myself, and went to university. The reformed me is an attractive, charismatic and British man who is likeable, approachable and sensible. With my woman by my side, I now leave university and feel hopeful for the future. | |||||||||||||
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Grady, Shady, Shades, Paul F Grady, Paul W Grady, F W De Grady, Grademeister, Paully G, Paulus. 21 34 inches 14 inches (that's right, baby) 11 3 An outrageous and exceptional design, best described as groundbreaking. With a grade 2 on the top and 1 round the back and sides, this really is a masterpiece, and is more 'hairart' than haircut. |
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