Pwure's World of Nonsense
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.::Pwure Sayings::.
The world is a very cruel place to live in, so is neo. Learn to live in it and survive.
Life is like a maze with many obstacles, death is the exit and the way out.
If you keep telling people not to talk about something, arent you bringing it up then?
The peace sign can mean three different things.
1. Peace to the world
2. If you chop chicken legs you will have peace
3. Peace to all chicken legs.
Talk is cheap, just like you.
Doughnut:How much dough is a nut worth
Neo is just a game. Not that I believe that.
The difference between me and you is that I AM great, you just pretend.
You are an insult to your gender!
Gays are pretty okay, theres the ick factor when they do it though.
Whats the point of wanting to be older when you're young and then wanting to be younger when you're old?
It may be a VIRTUAL world, but that doesnt mean we cant feel emotions and care about what we're doing in that place.
Why are you so desprate to get a guy? No girls left?
Just because you CAN have kids doesnt mean you HAVE to have kids.
Theres nothing here left for me, there never was, and there never will be.
Think before you act, but if you mean to insult, say it straight away, or else it'll look like you're memorising it.
Beauty is everything. When you're in a brothel.
When you feel alone, do not fear, you're not the only idiot alone in this world.
Everything can be perverted with a different point of view.
There is no need to procreate. The stork will do it for you.
If storks can give us human babies, then cant humans give us baby storks?
Why do you want to get a boyfriend at 13? So that when you're 16 he can be familiar with you already and you wont have to wait to release?
You dont like me? Awww...thats so sad...
I'd like to think I was an accident, cos I sure didnt want to come into this world.
.::David's Sayings::.
Maturity is knowing that you were once immature.
Regret is worse than rejection.
Good things come to those who don't wait around for good things to come.
Be confident in your abilities. If you can't even convince yourself that you're qualified, you'll never convince others.
The only difference between a religion and a cult is the amount of people involved
Don't spend time fighting the system, that rarely works. Rather, join the system, learn how it works, get involved with it, and eventually take it over
Ignorance is bliss. That means if you're sad, take comfort in the fact that you're probably smarter than those happy idiots around you.
Trust and cooperation can only come from 2 or more interdependent parties.
Things are only valuable when others are deprived of them.
Capitalism is the belief that yes, some people actually are better than others, and they should be rewarded.
It's not that society's major problems are so big that we can never solve them. It's just that everyone's definition of 'major problem' is different.
Arguments can only happen if both sides participate.
Nothing creates repeat behavior like success without adverse consequences.
There's two ways to get ahead. By taking advantage of your own abilities, or by taking advantage of the inabilities of others.
Life is not fair except for the rich, so get over it.
With a group of people, the quickest way gain support for PC's and Windows is to mention the Apple Macintosh.
Live below your means. At middle class, spend/live like you're lower middle class so you can become upper middle class, rather than the other way around
The key to success, more than anything, is adaptability.
Maturity is knowing that you don't have to prove anything to anyone, including yourself.
Nothing brings two warring parties closer than a common enemy.
There's no point in trying to be friends with someone who doesn't like you. I hope the opposite is also true. I hope people that I don't like don't try to be friends with me.
The best way to learn is through many failures. Success brings happiness, but no long term knowledge.
What's startling is not so much the realization that ditzy girls can be serious. Rather, it's the amount of change from ditzy to serious that throws you
Life is never as good as when you realize that you have a handle on it.
The sad thing about any organization or government is that it rarely depends on the guy at the top, but they always get the blame or credit for the events surrounding their administration.
Progress usually comes out of someone's discontent for mediocrity.
We fear what we do not understand. We also fear what we do understand, but cannot control
People write things down not so they 'won't forget'. Rather, they write things down so they have a reference when they do forget.
The better of a friend someone is to you, the worse they will speak of others to you.
Politics is not about choosing the best path. It's about choosing the least terrible path that a majority of people can agree on.
Only listen to advice from people who are successful.
The greatest feeling is completing a very difficult task. The worst feeling is failing to complete a moderately difficult task
