Shout Out of the Day Get File of the Week
Real quick one here. I have been fucking around and I think I finally figured this shit out.
Would go to someone, but today was weak, so they will get the next shoutout.
February 28, 2005
Man I suck at updating this thing. Well, there hasn't been much to update. This weekend was pretty decent, so I'll start there. Friday seemed like it was gonna be boring and nothing, but then all of the sudden MarLa started pounding Natty Ices. Yes, re-read that sentence. MarLa Newsom was pounding Natty Ices. When that happens you know heavy drinking will ensue. So basically me and roomies sat around and got wasted. By the way...
New Email Address...
Hit me up now at [email protected]
Saturday we went to Marla and Sabrina's friend Nick's party. I got stupid there. I was overjoyed walking in because I saw he set up beer pong in the garage. In the back of my mind I knew I had to get some flipcup going. Luckily, after about 10 minutes, one of the kids said "let's play flip the cup." Flip the cup? What the fuck is that? My roommate was calling it that too. I was dismayed at this blasphemy. Apparently some people from California call it that. (Side note, if you live in Vegas, I will put money on it that you are either from California or the Midwest, usually Ohio, Chicago, or Minnesota. Don't know why, but everyone I meet is from there). Anyways, I wanted to see what these Californians and Mexicans could do with the flipcup (another side note, Marla knew these people from the restaurant she worked at, so basically all of these people were from there. So there were literally like 5 Mexican busboys there, still in uniform. No joke. I picked the wrong night to wear a white shirt). So we start playing and I knew I was set. It was especially unfair that me, MarLa and Sabrina were all on the same team. It was like the minor leagues of flipcup. These people sucked. A few were good, but overall they blew. I bet we could've beaten them 3 on 5 many a time. It was like if Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison both went over and played in NFL Europe together. Just not fair. Anyways, I got good and wasted playing flipcup with Budweiser. The night was done for me when I hit the bowl. I don't think I would've even gotten a standing 8 count. I would've fallen over by then. Me and Sabrina were so wasted that the 3 of us ended up leaving at like 1:30 or something. I capped the night off in 2nd best possible scenario, drunken sex is number 1 if you didn't know. We went to T Bells and I got some Cheesy Gordita Crunches. Delicious. Felt like shit on Sunday though.
Shout Out Of The Day (It's back)
So I have brought back the Shoutout of the day. Today's winner is Sabrina, the new roomy. Well she's not new anymore, it's been a month. You shall have a grand old time when you come out here and hang out with her.
Yes, this is back too. Get file of the week is just as it sounds. Through AIM, get this file. This week is...
Oasis - Cum on Feel the Noize
Excellent file indeed.
February 13, 2005
Gracey is one sick fuck. I was walking her and she was sniffing around as usual. I look back to her, and she is really checking out this pile of dog shit. Well a minute later she acts like she is chewing something, so I go investigate. I opened her mouth, and a little chunk of dog shit fell right out. That fucker was snakcing on some dog shit right there. Fucking sick dude.
Marla crushed a pop can in an unusual way, I will eventually post of picture of this. I know this means nothing, but I felt like putting it up there.
Tomorrow we try to complete the shady dealings against the wonderful evil giant, Wal-Mart. My PS2 broke the other day. Just completely died. Fucker was just a little over 3 months old. Too bad I paid cash at Target, so they couldn't look me up. So I went to Wally World yesterday to buy a new one. I brought it home and switched the serials numbers and I am going to return the crappy one tomorrow with the new serial number. The only problem is it kinda looks shitty, so there is a chance they don't take it and I am stuck buying a PS2 I can't afford.
Peace out, perhaps if I get drunk tonight I'll post a drunken post.
February 12, 2005
Needless to say, it has been a while. I will quickly highlight some points that you may or may not know about me since then.
-I did graduate on time.
-I looked for a job in Cleveland and couldn't find one. Me not caring about my grades and not having an internship hurt me on this one.
-In the middle of June I decided to move to Las Vegas.
-Me and MarLa and Gracey moved 6 weeks later. (I highly do not recommend this unless you have a job lined up. I did not have enough money saved up and I barely made it until I found a job. I literally survived on generic Wal-Mart hotdogs and Wal-Mart ramen, not even the real Ramen).
-After a month I found a job working in the office of a high class Italian restaurant in the Venetian called Valentino.
-Two months later I got a real accounting job for Gaming Partners International. We basically make all of the tables, chips, cards, etc used in 28 of the top 30 casinos in the US and we also do international casinos as well.
-A little bit ago I already got promoted. It is way better, instead of doing straight financial accounting, now I am our Cost Accountant/Inventory Manager. I really do not know I talked my way into this job. I really should have like 5-7 years experience to do this. Luckily I am their first cost accountant, so I am learning as I go and they are too. It is cool because I get to use both of my majors, Accounting and Operations Management.
-Once I fully start this new assignment, I have to travel to our plant in Mexico up to 50% of the time. (Yes we are one of those companies that do most of our production in another country).
-Me and MarLa moved when our lease was up, literally right around the corner. What a difference. This place is way better and is nice to come home to.
-We also got another roommate, Sabrina. Very cool chick. So know we have 2 hot bitches, 1 formerly hot guy, and the cutest and most annoying dog ever all rolled into one 3 bedroom apartment.
-So yes, as Timmy said before, my life is like a sitcom. Now it is even more, taking on a Three's Company feel. At least I didn't need to lie to our landlord and tell him I was gay.
-There is plenty more, But I just wanna get this shit up. If you have any questions/comments, email me at [email protected].
-Yes, I am drinking the classy beer known as BUSCH right now. "And be a simple kind of man..."
-Peace out, and later on I will fix this shit up and start updating regularly.