Top Whatever Number Memories from UD in no Particular Order
(my old website is below, very out of date, but read if you like)
-duct taping Giovanni to the wall freshman year for Halloween
-howard playing porn out his vwk window for people walking by and for that gay sigma chi cookout thing
-finding a bowling ball hole in our wall
-playing donkey kong
-winning the title for Deez Nutz at the bowling league at Capri lanes
-beating the gay sigma chi team for that honour
-the original RUSH Deez Nutz party
-setting off the fire alarm in vwk with sparklers at 4 am
-taking gracey outside sophomore year and having mass amounts of hot girls flock to me
-the bright idea of taking gracey on a beer run with me and gutbrod, and me proceeding to step on graceys leg so we need to take her to the 24 hour vet
-MICHAEL GUTBROD
-MICHAEL GUTBROD (it needs it repeated for extra emphasis)
-all 4 of my residences
-freshman year, 605 Marycrest, 6 south what?
-sophomore year, 283 VWK, the room that saww the most sex ever
-junior year, 212 Rubicon, hey, at least i didn't get shot
-senior year, 143 Evanston, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nutz
-all of my old roommates, listed in order of most numbers of semesters living with my annoying ass
-harmon, 2.5
-chuck, 2.0
-jonh, 1.0
-victor, 1.0
-howard, 1.0
-spencer, 1.0
-kevin, 1.0
-szeremet, 1.0
-walton, 1.0
-gutbrod, 1.0
-maggie, 0.5
-marla, 0.5
-last and not least, DIRT, 0.5, who got kicked out freshman year with a 0.0 gpa
-consolation prize, to marla, colleen, melissa, and becky, who all deserve a bonus year added to your scores, since all 4 of you basically lived in our room sophomore year
-wow, i lived with a lot of people, that is really cool, or a bad bad sign...
-getting hanky g to play flipcup today (hopefully)
-getting ridiculously wasted at senior salute with chuckster at bdubbs, then chuck going to sleep in a random house because he didnt want to walk home
-running across evanston with nothin on but my Deez Nutz bowling shirt, then "hiding" in the bushes when a car drove by, then doing push ups in the front yard across the street, then falling in evanston on the way back over (nothing of importance got scraped)
-timmy pulling his "lance armstrong" by drunkenly riding tall nick's (he is very tall) bike down evanston. the problem was it was slightly downhill and lance couldnt reach the pedals and brakes because the bike was too big, so he crashed right in front of a big party and everyone went nuts and lance fucked up his arm
-21st birthday
-getting 2 kegs of natty for this holiday.& they dont sell them in dayton, so i found a place in springfield. so we are lost in springfield looking for this place, and it is almost closing time, noon. so me and marla are driving down the street, and i told her to look out on her side. well we see nothing, but marla goes, "look at that, a water farm." what the fuck is a water farm? it was this tiny house that said water farm on it and it had all sorts of crazy shit in its yard. anyways, i am getting all pissy and turn around, thinking maybe we missed it or missed a road. then, right next to the water farm is a HUGE building with the huge letters EAGLE DISTRIBUTING and HUGE bud and bud light logos on it. she saw the fucking little water farm, but missed the distributor and almost made me have no kegs o natty for my 21st birthday. luckily they sold me some kegs even though it was after noon.
-megan's dad, "uncle pat", doing keg stands in my kitchen
-the american rolling team, with uncle pat as the coach. nothing like seeing a drunk timmy and drunk scortiz rolling down a hill next to a church
-megan then proceeding to pop a squat rightt there in the parking lot
-chris feeling the wrath of the "212 hhooka" and passing out hard and early. couldn't hang with the pros.
-nick being a dumbass and drivin back to OUU at like 3 or 4 in the morning
-a lady coming into our house (212 rubicon) to sell us "big ass tubes of toothpaste" and enjoying the "aroma" of the room
-a lady coming into our house (212 rubicon) to sell us tube socks
-opening the hills, even though i cheated and took a nap before hand
-going to the hills with nick on my 21st and it smelling like piss at our table
-going to see jenna jameson freshman year at diamonds.
-after getting wasted at the hills with victor and harmon, harmon cutting his hand in kfc parking lot by throwing a glass. then we go to udf and brings in a trail of blood to the bathroom, then Curly Sue (thats her name) calling the cops for him to take him to the hospital, then victor splitting cuz the cops were coming.
-harmon somehow burning his eye at senior salute
-eating a 2 pound can of ravioli in vwk cold with timmy
-the dayton police drug task force raiding 212 rubicon because they thought we were a crack house, turns out to be a bunch of stoners, and the cop gives the words of wisdom of ; "so basically it comes down to that you have some nosey neighbors. next time you smoke the reefer, close the blinds." to protect and serve.
-making my website with shout outs of the day, click here to see some old ones. if that didnt work, go to the archive page and find them yourself
-crazy ass monday night football bets senior year, which progressed to be tougher and weirder each week
-chuck vs harmon, (bears v packers), chuck losing and having to take a shot of chipotle hot sauce out of my belly button
-the super bowl bet where the losers (chuckk and andy) had to go to the old stomping grounds (283 VWK), take a shower, and then race to evanston wearing nothing but boxers. and yes, it was snowy and icy out and they ran down stuart hill.
-i am dumb right now and cant remember more, i will post some when i rememeber
-give me some more, keep remembering random ones, fill me in