The Bet: Eat this Joe Rogan
By Victor Martin
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Participants
Chuck is just happy to not be involved...
The Stakes
Two Teams of two. One team for the Packers, one team for the Eagles. The losing team has to compete in an apple and orange bobbing contest in a bucket of whatever everyone felt like contributing. Some of the ingredients included rancid milk, fermented Orange Juice, fish tank water, garlic powder... etc... etc... This link will show you a video of correspondent Dan Riley explaining exactly what ingredients went into the tub. (Link Doesn't Work). Most pieces of fruit in thirty seconds wins. In the case of a tie, a timed sudden death race to get one apple or orange will take place. Winner take all. The loser of that competition will have to wear Jonh's "Queen of Hearts" Halloween costume, slightly altered, or Andy Walton's cowboy hat and nothing more. They will then have to approach and successfully encounter three tenants at three separate residences in the student neighborhood. Quite an arrestable offense.
The Betting Medium: Monday Night Football
GREEN BAY, WI - It was a cold rainy night for football. The history of the game match up clearly gave the advantage to the home team. Philadelphia is 3-15 lifetime against the Packers when playing away. The Philadelphia Eagles battled the Green Bay Packers in what will go down as one of the sloppiest NFL games of the season. The contest could have gone either way at any time and everybody knew it. Two teams of two: Jonh and Spencer for the Eagles - Matt and Victor for the Packers.
The Eagles won.
The Final Showdown
The apple and orange bobbing competition featured the two losers, Matt and
Victor. The bucket was filled with bile and contained six oranges and five
apples. There was a best-two-out-of-three rock, paper, scissors competition to
see who would go first. Victor won the competition so he had to go first. He
was given 30 seconds with a 5 second lead in countdown to retrieve as many
apples and oranges as he could. For 30 seconds he plunged his head in and out
of the concoction but to no avail, for when his time was up he had not retrieved
a single piece of fruit. After the bucket was refilled and everyone had settled
down, Matt stepped up for his turn. He applied the same strategy of completely
dunking his head in like a wild man, knowing he need only retrieve one piece of
fruit to clinch his victory. It looked as if he
would not be able to get anything either until he finally came up with an
apple... one second to late. The was to be a sudden death over time round.
Winner take all. A second game of rock paper scissors was played,
best-two-out-of-three for the right to chose the order. Matt won this round and
opted to go first. He took his position and prepared to attack. He lowered his
head and FOUR seconds later came up with an apple. Everyone was taken off
guard, most of all Victor, at the speed with which he was able to perform.
Tuning everything out Victor stepped up. The start was announced and Victor
went for an apple. He pulled his head out two seconds later and threw an apple
with his jaw at a nearby trash can. The competition was over.
The Aftermath
Mathew Harmon realizing his fate changed into his cowboy outfit and proceeded to fulfill his due to the bet. Like a man he knocked on doors, teasing the young ladies of Woodlawn Drive. He stepped it up on the biggest bet of the year and for that he has earned the respect of millions.
Horse Trailer Player of the Game
Mathew "Santa Pimp" Harmon