ITS ALL ABOUT PAYBACK BITCH!!!!
1. If the prick isn't your partner etc yet SEDUCE them - its not hard they are most probably a low life nerd now and nerds have needs too... but then again you would only get annoyed and pissed off because you're the dickhead or fannybrain IS UR BF/GF/HUSBAND/WIFE
2. at first make it clear how much
you hate wow and rave on about it like normal for at least 3 weeks and make it
convincing by chucking tantrums and threatening to break up/ leave etcetc
make sure to use 'its just a stupid game', 'why do u have to play for', 'you
would rather have sex with the computer then me', etcetc
3. NOW! you swallow your pride and
turn the other cheek and say!
'I wonder why you're so addicted... hmms can I have a go?'
then naturally they would get all excited because a duh they r a nerd now and
will be extra happy cause your not up their ass about how much you hate it.
4. get them to teach you how to
play - this will further convince them that your being serious about this -
wahhh! you should get an Oscar for such great acting! you could be the next
charlize theron!!!
this should take a day max
MAKE SURE YOU ASK WHERE ALL THE SPECIAL POTIONS AND SUPER COOL SWORDS ARE KEPT
5. now that they truly believe that you love wow - ask if you can borrow their account - username and password - so you can try it out at home
6. go home - REMEMBER STICK TO THE OBJECTIVE - ITS FUCKEN PAY BACK BITCH!!! >>> all those times you were cheated on fkkkkn night elf - thinks she sooo fucken hot - HERES SOME ADVICE GET SOME CLOTHES U UGLY TURD.
7. call you bf/gf/husband/wife and tell them you love them heaps and get them to promise no matter what they'll always love you! MAKE THEM PROMISE!!! get it in writing if you can! or just record it on the phone
8. log in
9. open up their chest whatever thing where the valuables like the potion and swords and crap are kept
10. SELL THEM ALL AT RIDICULOUSLY DIRT CHEAP PRICES TO ANY ASSHOLE THAT PASSES YOU - BUT NOT A NIGHT ELF!!! THAT DUMB BITCH CAN HAVE SHIT ALL!!!
11. log out - your job is done!
this new sense of satisfaction felt is GOLDEN!
no one NO ONE! can take it from you!!!!