[12.08.06]
Written by: Bob Pinter

Wisconsin-Helena Game to be Broadcast on PWFFL Network

[12.08.06] -- The PWFFL has announced it is exercising its right to broadcast this weekend�s contest between the Wisconsin Wannabes and the Helena Hobbits exclusively on the PWFFL Network, a fledgling channel that up to now, has only broadcast replays of classic PWFFL games and highlights of Green Bay Slackers owner Dave sleeping through the PWFFL draft.

But since this announcement, cable customers in Montana and Wisconsin are wondering if they�ll be able to see their teams play their final game of the season, even though neither team has much hope of making the playoffs and the game isn�t even a sellout.

The problem is, the PWFFL Network isn�t available on Clock Clemens Cable, the cable system that serves most of the two states. Customers that have satellite service will be able to see the game, but only about 2.3% of residents have it in both states combined.

�It�s clear that Wisconsinites are too smart to spend so much money on something that doesn�t even work when it rains,� a Wannabes spokesperson said.

�What�s the PWFFL Network?� wondered a Great Falls woman identified only as �Grandma Ethel� when asked for comment about the situation.

�I�m not very optimistic,� said one unidentified Hobbits fan. �But then again, what would I watch�the Giants Defense blow another one?�