DISCLAIMER

Look, don't take any information on this site seriously. It's all made up. ALL OF IT. Don't contact me saying: you're a racist, etc. because, it's not going to make me shut the site down, and I'll only reply with an e-mail saying: "yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah, yackety shmackety" - I'm serious. If you want to try anyway email here: [email protected].

Some Frequently Asked Questions:

Where did you come up with the name?
It's a sort of weird way of saying "penis". The "P" stands for "Pactoria" - this was added on later.

Is there such a place as Limerick City?
Yes. It's a city in Ireland. The docks is where all the pimps and prostitutes hang out.

Is it a bit like Harlem?
No. Only the well-off get to live in apartments. The poor live in "flats" [subtle difference from apartments] and two storey city corporation buildings. If this was a truthful account of life in Limerick, Pactoria would probably be living in a flat.

Are there that many "niggaz" in Limerick?
No. Hardly any in fact. They are scared away by the racism and strong religous beliefs.

Are you a racist?
No. I came up with this site when I was high on fizzy drinks. Sorry if it causes offence, but hey - if it does just click on the little "X" in the top right-hand corner of your screen.