Ringside At RAW With L-Dub
L-Dub back again with the newest edition on Ringside at Raw today I won't be
talking about any particular Raw show but i'll be opening up my thoughts on
just Raw in General.
Now Raw can go either way it can be an absolutly great show but thats if
they do the smart thing and the smart thing is to one, not repeat matches
over and over and two, have obvious matches but just once in a while I mean
i'm sick of watching these Hurricane versus Batista when you just know what
the outcome will be. That gets boring after a while so they should try to
cut that down a little bit. What I mean by doing the same thing here is that
I have seen too much Triple H versus Chris Benoit matches or if the match
isn't one-on-one they're having this big tag match main event which often
ends up as a draw. So my suggestion would have to be to put in some matches
that arn't so damn predictible. Batista vs Kane but not have it end up in a
DQ like last time. Keep Triple H away from the World Title. I mean if the
first ever Undisputed Champion and former main eventer Chris Jericho can be
downsized so can Triple H. I think it would be a good turn for Triple H to
either go face or challenge for the IC title because as we all know one
Triple H should nat have that title again and two he is a much better face
than he is heel. It also would have been good in fact it would have been
great for Triple H to stay on Smackdown after the second draft instead of
being traded. Evolution is in desperate need of seperation, with Randy and
Batista being in a faction with Triple H and Flair who are two people who
have been around for a long time it seems to be giving Randy a push but if
he was a single superstar he could do more and faster. Batista on the other
hand is gettin nowhere fast. Split up Evolution not just for that reason but
also for the fact that they are boring as hell.
Next up on the list is the stupidest storyline i've ever seen. This
Kane/Lita/Matt Hardy This love triangle that WWE has going on it is the
stupidest thing i've ever seen in wrestling, for those of you who don't know
Matt Hardy and Lita fell in love again and just as Matt was about to propose
to Lita after finding out that Lita was pregnant and then just before Matt
could do the official proposal Kane informed Matt that he had sex with Lita
and that the baby may not be his. (Geez I get enough of this when my sister
watches Maury) WWE wrestling is degrating and I think Vince is starting to
notice by putting a World Title match on every show even if it is against a
jobber.
Randy Orton getting a World Heavyweiht title shot. Well it's about freakin
time that Randy gets his chance at something good. I'm not saying that the
IC title wasn't good i'm just saying that the World tops the all and Randy
should have got the shot months ago. Hell he sould have won the Rumble
although I liked the fact the Foely came in and kicked his ass because I
always love seeing Foely beat the snot outta somebody. I havn't read any
spoilers for Summerslam yet though I have a strong feeling that Randy will
come out the champion and I really hope he does because I am sick of Benoit
and if Benoit don't get another shot which I hope he doesn't i'd be
interested in seeing who will get a shot at the title after/if Randy wins
it.
La Resistance consisting of Robert Conway and Slyvain Grenier are not only
my favorate Tag Team but they are also the perfect example of the Canadien
heels. They're always talking about how discusting america is and making
themselves the most hated on the roster because of it. The two are currently
feuding with Rhyno and Tagiri, now this is an example of good Raw, you have
to un-likely team of Rhyno and Tagiri possibly going for the Tag Team Titles
at Summerslam against Robert Conway and Sylvain Grenier and it's just one of
those matches where you don't know whats going to happen. Also what makes a
Canadien Heel perfect whether it be single or Tag Team this always seems to
happen, they kick the crap out of Sgt Slaughter everytime and it's fun to
watch because people make a big deal about Slaughter coming to wrestler
every once in a while and almost everytime he comes out to face a canadien
wrestler/team waving the american flag around getting the fans all hyped up
just to lose every time. It seems to me that killing Sgt Slughter is what
makes the perfect Canadien Heel.
The Rock I unlike most people don't like the Rock too much and hers the
reason. He left wrestling to act full time and when he comes back it's for
one interview session or to make an idle threat to Orton as he did a couple
weeks ago. He came back for two weeks in March just because he couldn't
stand not being at WrestlemaniaXX so he came back lost and wasn't seen again
until what June when he came back to tell Eugene that he has friends. Rock's
gone again then he comes back because Raw is being held in his hometown of
Miami Florida(Wooptee Doo) He tells Orton one day I will whoop you're candy
ass, Rocks gone again and hasn't been seen on TV at a wrestling show since.
I liked Rock back in the day when he cared about WWE now he comes like once
every three months come on this is ridiculus. Also his new movie coming out
I think it's called be cool or something like that seems like it will be an
overrated box office flop. Unacceptible...
Too much TV time. What are the WWE writers smoking? I mean back around
November or December of 2003 they had Jim Ross versus The Coach in a leather
strap match. What the hell? JR aint a wrestler and shouldn't be and Coach
even as just an interviewer was boring. Enough on those two, after Coach
went heel it lead to more Bullcrap with Eric Bishoff being thrown into
pointless matches I mean even a match against JR where he busted a
cinderblock on JR's head. Damn those fake ass cinderblocks. Too much TV time
doesn't mean just people who aint wrestlers i'm going to get onto the fact
that everytime Raw starts they're is a ten to twenty minute talking session
that bores the hell out of everybody who watches. People i'm referring to,
Benoit, Triple H, Bishoff, Austin(When he was around) and countless others
who just waste time constantly talking for no apparent reason.
Trish Stratus as a heel. Thankyou for doing this I was getting sick of the
pretty and perfect girl next door atitude she had. Now she just takes shit
from no one. But of course when the divas are face they're just like I said
Trish way the perfect girl next door when they go heel they're suddenly
Jezebels. Take a look at Victoria's face turn she completly abandoned her
old personality.
Kane unmasked. This is very old news but last year Kane was unmasked and
heres another example of personality swap he's a masked face and he can
contain himself he's not a complete maniac. Then he gets his mask taken off
he's ugle with black makeup on to make it look like he's all burned up and
stuff. The next week on Raw it's a different guy and it's a miracle he's not
burned anymore. WWE have to think out they're storylines out alot better so
it doesn't look like a five year old is writing out thier stories.
Stacey Keibler. She needs more of a role, I never see her in matches it's
like shes in WWE solely just for show. The hottest diva on the roster is
there just to look at I don't think so they should give her more of a role
to play either get her wrestling again or get her a good part to play
otherwise whats the point? I'm not saying I want her gone i'm saying that
right now she has no purpose she's not wrestling not managing what the hell
is she doing? Give her a good role to play.
Tyson Tomco overrated. Ok here we go Trish's problem solver. Funny since
he's been in WWE I havn't seen him solve one problem. In fack he's always
losing to Jericho to Matt to everybody you think with a guy as big as Tomco
you're going to have like a really strong powerfull guy here who can't be
beat but no he's getting his ass kicked like Planet Stasiak did when he was
around.
Ric Flair time to call it quits? Ok can anybody answer this, why is Ric
Flair still wrestling? He's got nothing left he's washed up and he just
can't keep the fans entertained anymore he bores the hell out of me. Part of
the reason is Evolution why is he with them? To kill him even more? I found
it ok when Flair owned Raw and was feuding with Vince. But now as a full
time wrestler again I think this is just another example of bullcrap.
Superstar Spotlight
This edition's superstar spotlight is actully a double feature Robert
Conway, and Slyvain Grenier.
La Resistance
Pros: These two have sa tendancy to hold onto the tag team gold for a long
time. Both Conway and Grenier work great as a team resulting in numerous Tag
Team title victories. They have one of the best team finishers i've ever
seen au revoir which is french for goodbye and that best suits the move. I
can't describe it so find a video. They're passionate about thier country.
Cons: Slyvain's singing voice. if watched too long they can begin to get a
little bit repeditive but not too much.