"Utshay Upway!"
:::The scene opens with Waffel von Buttersworth standing in the backstage gym with Chris Nixon sitting on a weight bench with a mean grin on his face. Waffel starts talking.:::
Waffel von Buttersworth(in no accent): Good evening. For those of you who do not know me I am Waffel von Buttersworth, the smartest man in Germany. Excuse me, the only smart man in Germany. I am here with "The One" Chris Nixon who is going to talk to you know about a certain man named Berg.
Chris Nixon(in Pig Latin): Ergbay, Iway amway oingay ootay ipray ooyay aapartway! Iway inkthay ooyay ouldshay ogay ackbay ootay Ermanygay!
Waffel von Buttersworth(in no accent): What he said is is " Berg, I am going to rip you apart! I think you should go back to Germany!"
:::Nixon continues to speak.:::
Chris Nixon(in Pig Latin): Ooyay intkthay ooyay ancay iftlay ormay anthay emay? Ellway aybemay ooyay ouldshay inkthay againway! Ecausbay Iway amyay oingay ootay iftlay away ecordray eakingbray eightway!
Waffel von Buttersworth(in no accent): What he said is is "You think you can lift more than me? Well maybe you should think again because I am going to lift a record breaking weight!"
:::Nixon puts two Strudles on each end of the barbell and tries with all his might to lift but cant. Finaly after one last try he gets the Studle up in the air. Quickly he drops it down and sits up and begins to talk.:::
Chris Nixon(in Pig Latin): Eesay! Iway amway etterbay!
Waffel von Buttersworth(in no accent): What he said is is "See I am better!"
:::Nixon Nixon stands up and gets close to the camera ans says!
Chris Nixon(in Pig Latin): Ergbay! (no Pig Latin) Shut the f*ck up!
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