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The PWA on FOX

Results of 10-31-98 show

(The FOX logo appears in front of a black screen)

Announcer's Voice: The following is a presentation of FOX Sports Entertainment.

Tony S: Fans welcome to the PWA on FOX, Happy Halloween. We got only a one hour show tonight, BUT a HUGE Main Event. The World Title is on the line as NWO Japan member and the IWGP Champ Masahiro Chono goes up against the Champ Big Sexy Kevin Nash. I am joined by Chris Champion and Larry Z.

[A Voice is head over the loud speakers]

Voice: Hey Yo, What would Saturday Night be without "The Bad Guys"!

[Suddenly the nWo music begins to play. As Scott Hall, Rob Van Dam, The Giant, Konan, and The Natural Born Killers make their way to the ring]

Van Dam: Shut up everybody. [The crowd boos loudly] We have some nWo business we need to discuss! It seems the PWA is filled with nothing but Cheats! The Nation cheated us out of the Six-Man Tag Team Titles and The Inquest tried to cheat us out of the World Tag Team Titles. It seems everybody is against us! Well, The Bulls**t stops here!

Tell 'em Scott!

Hall: Hey Yo, As everyone can plainly see, The Gold is still with "The Bad Guy". The World Television Title. Nobody and I mean nobody is taking this from me. You see, Perry Saturn put up a good fight last Sunday, but He couldn't get the job done. Now the big guy has got something to say!

The Giant: Nation! You have some thing that belongs to us. It doesn't matter which three of us come to get it back, All you have to remember is We will be coming, and those titles will be back. Each and every one of you will get to feel...

THE CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Chestnut: I would like to say th....

Jesse Evans grabs the mic.

Jesse Evans: Inquest, You big pile of goofballs! Did you really think you could beat the Killas? We are the real Brotherhood of Pain, you see and the next time we meet, you will not be lucky enough to be disqualified!

Van Dam: That brings us to the big news tonight. You see, Like I said before, We are sick and tired of having all these losers within the PWA think that they can walk all over us. That is why, Tonight, We are going to introduce a new insurance policy!

We went out and we found a guy who won't take crap from ANYONE. You see anybody who wants to step up to this man; He will knock you flat on your ass. Without any further delay, He is the newest member of the nWo, our new "Enforcer", and real life "Bad Ass" Bart Gunn!

[The nWo music starts up once again as the crowd's boos once again pick up. Bart Gunn emerges from the locker room and enters the ring. He looks all business]

Van Dam: [Handing Gunn and nWo Shirt] Welcome to the Family Bart!

Gunn: You know, The PWA has held me back for way too long. They stuck me in a stupid tag team with that pansy Bob Holly. Well, You saw what I thought about him! I knocked his ass out just like I will anybody who interferes in nWo business!

Van Dam: So there you go. You see the nWo doesn't have setbacks! Just opportunity. We are the organization of the '90's and we will be the dominating force of the new Millenium! Get ready PWA; the Best is yet to come!

[The nWo music once again starts playing as all the members head to the back.]



This contest is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 215 pounds...

El Dandy

His opponent...
From Mexico City, Mexico...
Weighing in at 224 pounds...

"The Man of a Thousand Bones" La Parka

They lock up.
El Dandy throws La Parka out of the ring.
Bill Alfonso counts: one, two, three, La Parka reenters the ring.
El Dandy runs into the ropes.
El Dandy hits La Parka with a kick.
El Dandy goes for a choke against the ropes, but La Parka blocks it.
La Parka kicks El Dandy.
A small "La Parka" chant is being started.
La Parka punches El Dandy.
La Parka executes a powerslam on El Dandy.
La Parka pulls the tights.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, thr... he sees it.
Bill Alfonso threatens La Parka with disqualification.
La Parka takes El Dandy down with a clothesline.
La Parka whips El Dandy into the turnbuckle.
La Parka runs shoulder-first into the corner, but El Dandy lifts his knee.
El Dandy hits La Parka with a power bomb.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, kickout.
El Dandy goes for a punch, but La Parka blocks it.
La Parka executes a back heel kick on El Dandy.
La Parka whips El Dandy into the ropes, but El Dandy reverses it.
La Parka takes El Dandy down with a back heel kick.
La Parka hits a dropkick on El Dandy.
La Parka goes for a slap, but El Dandy blocks it.
El Dandy executes a single-leg takedown on La Parka.
El Dandy goes for the Dandina Cradle, but La Parka blocks it.
El Dandy hits La Parka.
A small "El Dandy" chant is being started.
El Dandy chops La Parka.
El Dandy chops La Parka.
A few fans are cheering on El Dandy.
El Dandy goes for a flying shoulderblock, but La Parka ducks out of the way.
La Parka hits El Dandy.
The crowd is starting to get 
La Parka takes El Dandy down with a spinning backbreaker.
A small "La Parka" chant is being started.
La Parka does the Parka dance.
The crowd is starting to get behind La Parka.
La Parka nails El Dandy with a bodyslam.
El Dandy begs off.
La Parka whips El Dandy into the ropes, but El Dandy reverses it.
La Parka hits El Dandy with a kick.
La Parka goes for a bodyslam, but El Dandy counters it with a small package.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, kickout.
El Dandy complains about a slow count.
El Dandy begs off.
La Parka hits El Dandy with an inside cradle.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, shoulder up.
La Parka runs into the ropes.
La Parka hits a back heel kick on El Dandy.
La Parka throws El Dandy out of the ring.
Bill Alfonso counts: one, two, El Dandy reenters the ring.
La Parka hits El Dandy with a vertical suplex.
El Dandy begs off.
La Parka throws El Dandy out of the ring.
Bill Alfonso counts: one, two, three, four, five, El Dandy reenters the ring.
La Parka goes for an armdrag takedown, but El Dandy counters it with a lariat.
El Dandy whips La Parka into the ropes, but La Parka reverses it.
El Dandy hits La Parka with an elbow.
El Dandy whips La Parka into the ropes, but La Parka reverses it.
La Parka uses a slap on El Dandy.
La Parka takes El Dandy down with a slap.
La Parka chops El Dandy.
The crowd is cheering on La Parka.
La Parka hits El Dandy.
La Parka is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
La Parka executes an armdrag takedown on El Dandy.
La Parka hits a spinning backbreaker on El Dandy.
La Parka uses a powerslam on El Dandy.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, in the ropes...
La Parka whips El Dandy into the ropes.
La Parka hits a short lariat on El Dandy.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, kickout.
La Parka complains about a slow count.
The crowd is behind La Parka all the way.
El Dandy begs off.
La Parka executes the Twisting Bodyblock on El Dandy.
Bill Alfonso counts: One, two, three.
El Dandy complains about a fast count.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is La Parka. Time of match: 0:15:21

Davey Boy Smith and Johnny Smith defeated Death Inc. when D.B. Smith defeated Mortis by disqualification in 0:09:19.

Scott Hall defeated Eddie Guerrero by disqualification in 0:09:51.
(Scott Hall retained the TV Title.)

Tony S: We got to get to the main event, before we run out of time.

This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the PWA World Title. Introducing first... Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona... Weighing in at 338 pounds... The PWA World Champion... "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash His opponent... From Tokyo, Japan... Weighing in at 236 pounds... The IWGP Champion... Masahiro Chono They lock up. Kevin Nash nails Masahiro Chono with a backbreaker. Kevin Nash takes Masahiro Chono down with a forearm smash. Kevin Nash raises his fist. The crowd is starting to get behind Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash whips Masahiro Chono into the ropes. Masahiro Chono misses with a clothesline. Kevin Nash misses with a kick. Masahiro Chono hits Kevin Nash with an elbow. Masahiro Chono hits a diving shoulderblock on Kevin Nash. Masahiro Chono goes for a figure-four leglock, but Kevin Nash kicks him off. Kevin Nash whips Masahiro Chono into the ropes. Kevin Nash hits Masahiro Chono with a backdrop. Kevin Nash takes Masahiro Chono down with a fist to the midsection. Kevin Nash goes for a bodyslam, but Masahiro Chono blocks it. Masahiro Chono uses a reverse neckbreaker on Kevin Nash. Masahiro Chono whips Kevin Nash into the ropes. Masahiro Chono hits Kevin Nash with an elbow. Kevin Nash goes for a side suplex, but Masahiro Chono blocks it. Masahiro Chono gives him a waistlock suplex, but Kevin Nash only stares at him. Kevin Nash whips Masahiro Chono into the ropes, but Masahiro Chono reverses it. Kevin Nash misses with a shoulderblock. Masahiro Chono nails Kevin Nash with a single-leg takedown. Masahiro Chono goes for a sleeperhold, but Kevin Nash blocks it. Kevin Nash kicks Masahiro Chono. Masahiro Chono punches Kevin Nash. Kevin Nash punches Masahiro Chono. Kevin Nash has the crowd going wild. Kevin Nash goes for an armbreaker, but Masahiro Chono counters it with a sleeperhold. Kevin Nash is struggling to reach the ropes. Kevin Nash reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. The crowd erupts. Masahiro Chono uses a tiger suplex on Kevin Nash. Paul Stevens counts: One, two, kickout. Masahiro Chono whips Kevin Nash into the ropes. Masahiro Chono hits Kevin Nash with a shoulderblock. Masahiro Chono catches Kevin Nash in a figure-four leglock. Kevin Nash's shoulders are on the mat. Paul Stevens counts: One, two, shoulder up. Kevin Nash is valiantly trying to break the hold. Kevin Nash tries to escape the hold. Kevin Nash's shoulders are on the mat. Paul Stevens counts: One, shoulder up. Kevin Nash's shoulders are on the mat. Paul Stevens counts: One, two, shoulder up. Masahiro Chono lets go after 16 seconds. Masahiro Chono takes Kevin Nash down with a tiger suplex. Paul Stevens counts: One, two, kickout. Kevin Nash hits Masahiro Chono. Kevin Nash hits Masahiro Chono. Kevin Nash goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Masahiro Chono counters it with a backdrop. In turn, Kevin Nash counters it with a sunset flip. Paul Stevens counts: One, two, kickout. Kevin Nash throws Masahiro Chono out of the ring. Kevin Nash goes through the ropes. Kevin Nash executes the Jackknife Power Bomb on Masahiro Chono on the concrete floor. Masahiro Chono is out cold. The crowd erupts. Kevin Nash reenters the ring. Paul Stevens counts: 4....5....6....7....8....9....10 Masahiro Chono is counted out.

The winner is Kevin Nash. Time of match: 0:14:26

(The Inquest music begins playing, and the fans boo loudly! Out walks Jerry Lawler, by himself, wearing a very, very expensive Arabian robe, and has a smirk plastered on his face.)

Lawler: Shut up, American trash! Stand up and hail to Mustafa, leader of the Inquest! A man who Jimmy Anderson and the redneck Owen Tubbs tremble in the presence of! To provide you pathetic peons with a little treat tonight, I have chosen to wear the most expensive piece of clothing that you Americans will ever feast your hungry little eyes on! To put it in simple terms, for the people who have listened to Tubbs and Anderson speak their gibberish for too long, you swines should be kissing my Arabian feet, begging for a chance to own something that hasn't been bought from a second-hand store! HAHAHA!

(Garbage begins to fly into the ring, and several pieces hit Lawler. One paper cup splashes liquid onto his robe, and soaks into the fabric.)

Lawler becomes irate!

Lawler: Look what you American trash have done to my robe! You've ruined the fabric, with one of those cheap soft drinks, that you assholes call beverages! In Iraq, we drink REAL beverages! Your sugary liquids make me sick to my stomach!

(At this point, Bret Hart and Fear walk out to the ring, side by side, and the fans immediately begin to pelt them with garbage, as well.)

Lawler: Ah, my true friends are here! Unlike that turncoat Voight! He is just like the rest of you overweight, low-class bums! HAHAHA! Bret, take it away! Maybe you can educate these idiots on what their torn-apart country is really like!

Bret: Those two jumbling, bumbling idiots, Owen Tubbs and Jimmy Anderson, found out what true wrestlers are all about! They found out why the Inquest holds the PWA AMERICAN Title! Tubbs and Anderson were the best that America was able put in front of us, and they were crushed by Mustafa and myself! They are back cowering in their cockroch-invested homes, where they rightfully belong! HAHAHAHAHA!

Lawler: And our new accusation, making his debut in the PWA tonight, and a man who hates you Americans, just as much as I do...Fear! (The fans begin to boo, once again.) Lawler: Already, you pathetic Americans are jealous of a proven wrestler's talent! I can see why! He is Canadian, where REAL wrestlers come from!HAHAHA!

Fear: You freak Americans will soon see why I am refered to as a "hardcore legend"! You will watch your so-called American superstars, crying out in pain, from the blood that will be gushing from their own bodies, in front of their eyes! Soon, I will bring a new title to the Inquest, the PWA Brass Knuckles Title! Jon Stewart, the champion, is no hardcore legend! He is a fake, who couldn't execute a wrestling move, if his worthless life depended on it! But, then again, all Americans are like that! HAHAHA! Hail Mustafa, and the Inquest!

Lawler: HAIL!

(The Inquest music plays again, and all three men walk out of the ring, to the steady jeers from the crowd.)

Raven pinned Freakin Frank with the Evenflow DDT in 0:05:50.

Tony S: Well fans, I like you was disgusted at Fall Brawl by the actions of one Adam Riggs. The million dollar contract man was supposed to conduct a regular interview with Mark McGwire, and instead, decided to run his own show. Here's what happened.

(Various clips of the Adam Riggs show are shown.)

Tony S: Never has the sports world been so disgraced, and in fact....

(Larry interrupts Tony.)

Larry Z: Sorry Tony, but I have to get something off my chest! I am gonna shoot with you fans for a minute, and I don't care what the consequences are! What Adam Riggs did not only degraded the PWA, it degraded the world of organized sports! He spit in the face of a man who has more dignity in his little finger than that Irish scum has in his whole body! Mark McGwire did not need any of that, and I would like to apologize to him. Riggs is a joke, and I hope he gets whats coming to him one of these days.

Tony S: We all do Larry, and I know one man, namely Pete Jackson, that wants to do that. Now, let's continue.....

("Something Like A Phenomenon" is heard over the loudspeaker.)

Larry Z: Please someone cut him off!

(Adam Riggs walks out of the curtains, wearing a St. Louis Cardinals baseball uniform, with a bat in hand. The crowd's booes almost seem to shatter the arena, as Adam walks to the ring. He gives the crowd the finger, and hops into the squared circle.)

Adam: I was told to watch my language...so all you peons sit down and shut the f*ck up! Hahahahha!

(Adam gives the crowd the finger again.)

Adam: I sit out here and listen to the old folks talk about how I disgraced the wrestling world with my supposed "actions" at that last pay per view. I beg to differ, because you see, I MADE that last pay per view. The card was held together by my phenomenal performance, and each and everyone of you spent your drug money on it to see me!

(The fans begin to boo and throw trash.)

Adam: I tell you, Mark McGwire has some attitude, coming on my show and trying to upstage me. No one does that to Adam Riggs, and I have been saying that ever since I entered this sport. McGwire found that out the hard way, and I wish he would go back to St. Louis, and just play his little baseball, cause he obviously sucks at everything else. Mark McGwire, I could vomit whenever I hear that name. As well as when I hear the name St. Louis, here is what I think of St. Louis!

(Adam rips off his St. Louis jersey, and throws it on the ground. He spits on it.)

Adam: If McGwire thinks he is so tough, I'd like to see him try and beat me in the ring. Otherwise, he should stay out of my business. That hick should go back to his farms!

(Jeers rain out from all over the arena.)

Adam: But NOTHING made my day more, then seeing Pete Jackson whining and crying! About how McGwire is a hero, blah blah blah! Pete Jackson, I never liked your ugly ass, and I don't intend to start. Honestly I don't know why you would put your health on the line to help out your hometown bosom buddy McGwire, but now you are in this thing, and you will get what you deserve!

Ever since I saw you, you thought you were the big man in the wrestling world, king of the hill! It doesn't matter how many sh*tty movies you made, or how many world titles you held, what matters is that you are not on the same level as Adam Riggs.

You are gonna roo the day that you crossed my path you scum, and I will LOVE crucifying you in front of all your fans Jackson!

(Adam laughs.)

Tony S: We are OUT of time...We will see you later.