[July 30, 2001]
Live From the PWA's home, the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon

Theo Chaplin - Live from the PWA's home, the Rose Garden in Portland, Oregon, this is Monday Night Shoooooccccckkkkkk.

The camera then pans around as we see the grey spotlights focus on many signs such as "Sid Sharpe Sucks," "I hate Grant Keaton," and "Mindy, will you marry me?"

Elijah Page - That's right, we're fresh off of our PayPerView, War On The Shore.

Theo Chaplin - Yes, which is were one of the biggest screwjobs in PWA history went down.

Elijah Page - You're just mad, because Jorgan got hit ass kicked.

Theo Chaplin - Just shutup Eli. Now, tonight, K-9 has a chance to become a double champion!

Elijah Page - But he won't.

Theo Chaplin - Lets just get on with the show.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple blasts through the speakers for the start of Shock. The sold out Portland crowd is on their feet for fan favorite,Ray Blaze. A bandaged up Ray Blaze walks down to the ring in casual clothes,holding a pair of his wrestling boots. Tylene is by his side,crying and shaking her head. Ray gets in the ring and pulls a mic out of his back pocket.

Elijah Page: Now what is he up to now?

Theo Chaplin - Hey be quiet,this may be interesting, yet it's Ray, so that might not be possible.

Ray - If I could be serious for a few minutes,I'd like to address you people,and the boys in the back. For the past four months,I watched guys like Rude Boy and Crow go from the PWA,to IWF super stardom. I led a lineup of struggling athletes to reach their highest level of ability and I helped build the PWA to what it has become today. And even I have achieved some things to better my situation. Things like becoming the PWA's Pacific International Champion,Canadian Champion,and Tag Team Champion. I was proud to be a champion and I was proud to perform in front of you people,for the PWA. But I'm more proud of helping the guys in the back develop their skills and become the best they can.

The fans begin to get quiet as Ray becomes a little emotional.

Elijah Page - Somebody break out the cleanex,Ray's crying again.

Theo Chaplin - Oh shut up,this is serious. What is he going to do?

Ray - I stand before you a beten,and humbled man. Due to the number of injuries such as two hurniated disks in my back,four bruised ribs,a concussion,and over 200 stitches to my upper body,at War on the Shore,I have no choice but to retire from my in-ring activity.

Elijah Page - No more Ray Blaze?! This is the best day of my career! A dream come true!

Theo Chaplin - That's not necessary,Ray was a great athlete and he will be missed.

Ray - I'd like to ask an old friend of mine,K-9,to come out here to this ring.

K-9 walks through the curtain with a puzzled look on his face. A group of the PWA's wrestlers are seen watching this through a T.V. backstage. K-9 enters the ring,confused.

Ray - K-9,like me,you were here from day one.And like me,you had the pride and experience to help the others develop into superstars. K-9,you are all that's left from the original PWA Revolution. And you now are the ONLY man that matters. I can't do this any more. I'm asking you to carry on the Revolution and take the PWA to new hieghts man.

An emotional Ray extend the boots,as K-9 grabs them,and grabs a mic.

K-9 - Ray,your health is important,but you will be missed bro. It's been an honor working with you. It's sad to see you leave mate,and best of luck.

Ray and K-9 shake hands as thousands of flashes go off all over the arena.

Ray - Ladies and gentlemen...the future of the PWA,and the only man that matters.....K-9!

The fans cheer as Ray lifts K-9's arm. They give each other a quick hug and shake hands once again as Ray leaves the ring with Tylene. A "Thank you Ray" chant breaks out as Ray makes his last trip back to the locker room. K-9 holds Ray's boots high in the air as the crowd chants "K-9,K-9,K-9!"

Theo Chaplin - This truely is a sad day for the PWA as one of their fore-fathers,Ray Blaze,has retired from his wrestling activity.

Elijah Page - Sad day? This is the best thing that has ever happen to the PWA/IWF. So long Ray! Good luck flippin' burgers!

Theo Chaplin - You make me sick Theo,you make me sick!

"Hate Me Now" by Nas explodes through the PA as Paul Law and Grant Keaton walk down the stage and enter the ring. They raise their Tag Team Titles as pyro explodes around the ring. The fans give a mixed reaction and some fans hold out signs reading "Paul Law sucks" and "Legally Ass Clowns". Paul grabs the ropes and stretches as...

"I Disappear" by Metallica plays. K-9 is already standing by the annouce table from earlier. Assassin walks out and the crowd go bad for these heels gone good. The fans begin to chant "Main Event." Assassin runs around the ring and gets right next to K-9 as they wait for the match to begin.

Elijah Page- Here we go,and the Titles are on the line.

Theo Chaplin- Yeah and if the Main Event wins by any means,K-9 gets a shot at Grant Keaton for the Pacific International Title later on tonight. This should be an interesting match.

K-9 attacks Grant Keaton,giving him hard lefts and right. K-9 backs him into the corner and applies the boots to Keaton's mid-section.K-9 ascends the turnbuckle and prepares for a Frankensteiner,but Grant Keaton grabs a handful of tights and powerbombs K-9 to the mat. Keaton grabs K-9 by the hair and whips him into the ropes. Keaton delivers a stiff clothesline on K-9 and then fixes his hair. Paul Law is tagged in as Law and Keaton stomp away at K-9. Assasin tries to help him but the referee restrains him. Law and Keaton them give K-9 a double vertical suplex while Assasin argues with the ref. Law ascends the turnbuckle as Keaton goes outside and the ref is back in action. Law attempts a frog splash and gets a stomach full of K-9's knees. K-9 crawls over to his corner and tries to tag in Assasin,but Law grabs his ankle and pulls him closer.Law delivers a german suplex and brides for a pin. 1.......2.......K-9 kicks out.

Elijah Page- Law almost had this match won!

Theo Chaplin- It's too soon,and K-9 is too good for a move like that.

K-9 gets up and tries to tag Assasin but Law grabs him from behind and whips him into the ropes. K-9 ducks the clothesline and bounces off the ropes and delivers a dropkick to the jaw of Paul Law. K-9 dives and tags in Assasin as the fans cheer heavily. Assasin gives a right to Law,then a left to Keaton. Assasin uppercuts Law and sends him to the mat,then clotheslines Keaton as Keaton hits the floor on the outside. K-9 rushes to Keaton as the two men begin to fight on the outside. Assasin begins to drive his knee in the chest of Paul Law and throws him into the corner. Assasin punches Law's head ten times and monkey flips him towards the center of the ring. Law lands on his feet and waits for Assasin to get up. Law catches Assasin by suprise and hits the "Case Closed".

Elijah Page - Case Closed! It's over! Pin him,pin him!"

Theo Chaplin- This may be it folks!

Law covers Assasin. 1.....2.....K-9 pulls the ref out of the ring! K-9 slides in the ring and attacks Paul Law. Law grabs K-9 and suplexes him hard. Law holds on and suplexes him again. Law stands up and delivers another suplex to K-9. Law raises his arms invictory as Grant Keaton slides in the ring and puts the boots to K-9. Assasin gets up and ascends the turnbuckle. Going un-noticed,Assain executes a moonsault,knocking over Law and Keaton successfully. The crowd gets excited as The Main Event is back in control. The ref re-enters the ring and forces Glamorous Grant Keaton and K-9 to their respective corners.

Elijah Page - The Main Event may have control now,but they don't stand a chance against Law and Keaton.

Theo Chaplin - Alot is riding on this match. The Main Event has to win somehow. And they will do just that.

Elijah Page - There's no way K-9 and Assasin are winning this match. They couldn't even fight their way out of a wet paper bag!

Assasin and Paul Law lock up. Assasin over powers Law and delivers a huge brainbuster. Assasin covers. 1.....Law kicks out quickly. Law gets up and throws fists full of fury at Assasin. As Law beats down on Assasin,Grant keaton gets on the turnbuckle. K-9 tries to warn the referee,but it only causes another arguement. Grant Keaton goes for a dropkick,but Assasin ducks and Keaton hits Paul Law instead. Assasin rolls Keaton out of the ring and covers Paul Law. 1.......2.....Paul Law kicks out!

Theo Chaplin - That was too close. That may have been three!

Elijah Page - Three!? He's lucky he got a two count.

K-9 setd up a table on the outside. Grant keaton slides in the ring and inadvertantly hits the ref with the Pacific International Title while Assasin ducked the attack. K-9 enters the ring and hits the Niner on Keaton on takes him to the outside. Assasin whips Law into the ropes clotheslines him hard. He ascends the turnbuckle and hits the "Sniper Scope" and covers. The ref is still on the out cold! Assasin tries to get the ref up but Paul Law gives him a spinning neck breaker. Assasin gets up and Law whipes him into the corner, but Assasin gets the reversal and Law hits the turnbuckle.

The two men ascend the turnbuckle together. Assasin attempts to superplex Law towards the table but Law holds onto the ropes and low blows Assasin. Paul Law then powerbombs Assasin from the turnbuckle, to the out side. Law lies next to Assasin as the two men went flying to the outside. Keaton comes to and gives some kind of signal. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dan Noble runs out. He picks up Assassin and Noble Bombs him through the table. Dan Noble runs out. The ref comes to and see Assasin through the table and calls for the bell.

Elijah Page- No.....No! The Main Event won. But that's a disqualification,that doesn't count. No title match!

Theo Chaplin - Hey that does count. All the Main Event had to do was win,by ANY means.

Elijah Page- No! This is a bad day for the PWA! Not another K-9 match!

We venture into Steve Sharpe's office. Steve is sitting behind a desk with four televisions, one has War On The Shore playing, one has the IWF's last PayPerVeiw, Guerilla Warfare, one has Monday Night Shock, and the last one has Monday Night Storm playing. The one playing Shock is the biggest, follwed by Storm, the two PayPerVeiws are on equal size TVs.

Steve Sharpe - Well, it looks like Grant's plan backfired.

Mindy Malice walks in and takes a seat in front of Steve Sharpe's desk.

Steve Sharpe - Mindy, what can I do for you?

Mindy Malice - Steve, I'll tell you what you can do. I want Grant Keaton fired. Did you see what he did to me?

Steve Sharpe - Listen up Mindy, Grant will get what's coming to him.

Mindy Malice - From who? I can't find Hugh and - and -

Mindy starts to cry about what's happened with her and Grant Keaton. Steve Sharpe walks up to her and hugs her, trying to comfort her.

We then see Sid Sharpe in his office with a beat up Legally Glamorous. He is going insane.

Sid Sharpe - Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! I don't believe this, now K-9 gets a title show?!?

Grant Keaton - Sid, you better have some kind of plan for that match.

Sid Sharpe - Well, I don't!

Paul Law - I've got your back Grant.

Sid Sharpe - You two man the office, Dan and I have to get ready for our match.

"Living in Chaos" by Offspring plays through the speakers as Aurora steps through the curtains to a nice pop. A young fan holds up a sign that reads "Aurora= Wayne's World". As Aurora enters the ring,he grabs a mic.

Aurora- I just want to thank the fans for their suppor......

"Whatever" by Godsmack hits the speakers as Tom Terwilliger comes out to the stage.

Tom- Aurora,stop right there. These people are only out here to see ME wrestle and not to hear your pathetic,ass kissing words. These fat,lazy people just came to see talent,something you don't have. Aurora,why play the game when you know how it will end?

With that said,Tom slides in the ring as the bell sounds. Tom whips Aurora into the ropes and clotheslines him hard. Tom waits for him to get up and he executes a spinebuster. Tom stands on Aurora's chest with one foot and tries to pin. Aurora kicks out with no count. Aurora,pissed off,grabs Tom by the hair and throws him into the corner and fires lefts and rights at Tom. Aurora angrily apllies the boots to Tom and puts Tom on the turnbuckle. Aurora tries a frankensteiner but Tom catches him and sitout powerbombs him to the mat. He covers his shoulders with his feet. 1.....2....Aurora kicks out.

Elijah Page- Tom almost had this one in the books. He could do it too,he's a top class athlete.

Theo Chaplin- He's a back stabbing,gold digger.

Aurora gets up and sets up an enziguri on Tom. Tom gets up and the two men lock up. Tom knees Aurora in the gut two times and gives him a belly to belly suplex. Tom goes for the Anklelock and apllies it to Aurora. Aurora struggles but he reaches the ropes as the referee forces Tom to break the hold. Tom waits for Aurora to get up again and when he does,Tom attempts a spear. Aurora pulls the ref in the way as Tom connects,nailing the referee knocking the referee to the outside. Tom gets up and suplexes Aurora to the mat. Tom then goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair.

Theo Chaplin- I told you,Tom is a dirty player,he can only win when he cheats!

Elijah Page- No Theo,that's the smart way to wrestle. Tom is a genious.

Theo Chaplin- He's a moron and a cheater. He's a Mr. Bungle,that's what he is. No manners and no class.

Tom slides in the ring and drops the chair on the floor as Aurora kicks him in the gut. Aurora DDT's Tom head first into the chair and covers. The ref is still on the outside and Tom is down. As Aurora walks over to try and help the ref,Tom grabs his leg and trips him. Tom then slingshots Aurora into the corner Tom grabs the chair and drives it into the chest of Aurora. Aurora then low blows Tom,sending him to the mat in a heap. Aurora climbs the turnbuckle and frogsplashes Tom Terwilliger hard. He covers again. Finally,the referee re-enters the ring. 1......2.....Tom kicks out. The ref remains lying on the mat,hurt and tired. Tom takes advantage and nails Aurora between the eyes with the chair. Tom then wakes the referee up again and apllies the ankle lock. Aurora cries out in pain.

Theo Chaplin- I can't belive the referee didn't see Tom use that chair. He must have paid him off. That no good,cheating jerk!

Elijah Page- I hope he snaps the newby's ankle.

Aurora struggles and cries out in pain a little more. His fingers are barely touching the ropes but Tom pulls him back towards the middle of the ring and applies more pressure. Aurora finally taps out as Tom Terwilliger screams out in intensity. He holds onto Aurora's ankle and applies even more pressure. Three more PWA referees come in and pull Tom off of Aurora. Tom grabs the mic.

Tom- Is that all you have!? Is that all you got?! For the company I make my money with, and work hard for, you guys don't even book me on the pay per view,and you make me fight scrubs like him!? This is rediculous! I'm out of here!

Theo Chaplin- Good riddance you cheating scum bag!

Elijah Page- No,No.....not Terwilliger! He was my favorite! The PWA won't be the same......anyway,I want a pretzel.

The fans boo Tom as he leaves through the crowd. Some fans try to pat him on the back but he shrugs them off like they were flies. An "Asshole" chant breaks out as security escorts Tom Terwilliger from the building.

Al Winchester catches up with Dan Noble bckstage.Noble has a big grin on his face and the Japan Pro Title resting safely on his shoulder.

Al Winchester - Dan Noble,earlier tonight,Ray Blaze retired from wrestling activity due to injuries he suffered in your match at War on the Shore. How do you feel about that?

Dan Noble- It's a shame.....it's a shame all the Dan Noble fans out there don't get to see me kick his ass for the hundreth time. Ray Blaze was nothing but a joke compared to me. I'm the best wrestler the PWA has. Shoot,I'm the best wrestler the IWF has. I showed Ray twice why I was Japan Pro Champion and well this time,I told him I'd end him and I did. It's because of me that Ray Blaze is no longer a wrestler here in the PWA and to tell you the truth,it feels pretty damn good. But it's all B.S. that K-9 is now the only man that matters. I mean,I'm there greatest Japan Pro Champon the PWA has ever seen,and I beat Ray within inches of his life,many times.

Al Winchester - So you're saying that it's because of you,there is no more Ray Blaze and you're saying that you are now the only man that matters.

Dan Noble- To steal a page out of Ray's pathetic book.....YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. Ray couldn't handle me just like the rest of this locker room can't. Now if you'll excuse me,I have business to attend to.

Dan Noble walks away and heads towards Paul Law and Grant Keaton's locker room. Al Winchester shakes his head and walks away.

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg roars into the PWA's home and the crowd erupts in boos. They already know what's coming before anyone steps onto the stage. Then, out from behind the curtain walks the co-owner of the PWA, Sid Sharpe. He is wearing a shirt with the Rocky Mountain, Japan Pro, Pacific International, and Tag Team title on them. On the front of the shirt it says "Legally Glamours." On the back it has Dan Noble, Mindy Malice, Grant Keaton, Sid Sharpe and Dan Noble and says "Just Too Damn Good." Sid Sharpe walks into the ring and grabs a mic.

Sid Sharpe - Thanks for such a warm welcme.

The crowd boos extremely loud.

Sid Sharpe - Thank you again, but, I don't have time for your praise right now, well maybe just a little.

The crowd boo even louder.

Sid Sharpe - Well, if you'd stop cheering for me one more time.

The crowd blow the roof off booing.

Sid Sharpe - Oh, shut the help you ingrates! Now, without further adeau, the newest member of Legally Glamorous, he is the Japan Pro champion, he is the master of the Noble Bomb, he is Daaaaaan Noooooooooooble!

"When Worlds Colide" by Powerman 500 hits over the PA system, and the crowd go insane booing. Dan Noble walks onto the stage and takes all of the boos in. He then walks down the ramp looking at the so-called "ingrate" fans. Dan Noble walks into the ring and embraces Sid Sharpe, Noble is handed the mic by Sid Sharpe and is about to speak, when...

"Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock starts up and the crowd goes mad. Then, the intro goes right into the music and tons of pyros erupts. When the smoke stops, The Real F'N Deal Chris Wheeler is standing on the ramp. He points at Dan Noble and Sid Sharpe and the fans grow even louder. Chris Wheeler walks down the ramp, slapping fan's hands. He then gets into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Here we go Eli! Just listen to Chris Wheeler's reception.

Elijah Page - Who cares? The boss is here!

The bell rings to start the match as Wheeler stares down Sid Sharpe. Sharpe taunts Wheeler into his corner as Noble comes from the outside and nails Chris Wheeler in the back of the head. Noble spins Wheeler around as he begins to punch Chris Wheeler in the jaw as Sid cheers on Dan Noble. Noble puts Wheeler on the top turnbuckle, sets Wheeler up and jumps off with The Whole F'N Deal, hitting a superplex. Noble rolls over into a pin, 1....2..Wheeler kicks out as the fans cheer. Nobles gets Wheeler and throws him back into the corner. Noble tags Sid in.

Sid gets in as he smiles at Wheeler, Sid waits for Wheeler to get to his feet as Noble gets on the apron. Sid winds up, swings his right hand as Wheeler ducks, the fans cheer as Wheeler spins Sid around and hits scoop slam. Sid holds his back, Wheeler smiles seeing Sid Sharpe in pain. Wheeler tries to get Sid up but Noble jumps in and clotheslines Chris down as the fans boo Noble. The referee gets Noble back to his corner, Sid tags in Noble and Noble charges at Wheeler and hits Wheeler with a shoulder block.

Theo Chaplin - This Dan Noble has changed. He is a more vicious Noble than ever before.

Elijah Page - Noble was always vicious, he is just now with the right man, Sid Sharpe!

Noble gets Wheeler up but Wheeler nails Noble with a fist to the face. Wheeler hits Noble with a series of rights and lefts. Then Wheeler whips Noble to the ropes, Noble bounces back as Wheeler grabs Noble and hits a belly to belly suplex. Wheeler mounts Noble and pummles Noble, the ref administers a five count and Wheeler gets off at the four count. Noble stumbles up as Wheeler grabs Noble by the throat, the fans cheer for the chokeslam. Sid Sharpe runs in the ring and low blows Chris Wheeler from behind. Wheeler grabs his groin as Noble puts Wheeler in a sleeper hold and then slams him down into a sleeper drop. Noble covers Wheeler, 1....2....Wheeler gets his shoulder up.

Elijah Page - What a feat that would be for Dan Noble. If he beat The Whole F'N Deal, Chris Wheeler.

Theo Chaplin - It would be, but Noble will have to better than that.

Noble tags in Sid Sharpe. Sid and Noble set Wheeler up and execute a double team suplex. Sid crawls onto Wheeler as the ref counts, 1....2....Wheeler kicks out with authority. The fans cheer and start chanting Wheeler's name. Wheeler gets pumped up and gets up and chases after Sid. Sid runs to the outside, Wheeler follows. Noble grabs a steel chair, Sid passes by Noble and slides back in the ring. Noble ducks where Wheeler can't see. Wheeler comes around the corner and Noble nails Chris Wheeler in the head, cracking his skull and putting a huge dent in the chair. Noble rolls Wheeler back in the ring as Sid covers The Whole F'N Deal, 1...2....Chris Wheeler kicks out again.

Theo Chaplin - How in the hell did Wheeler kick out?

Elijah Page - It's something in the water, has to be.

Theo Chaplin - What the...nevermind.

Wheeler stumbles to his feet, Noble goes for a clothesline but Wheeler charges at Noble and hits a spear. Wheeler gets Noble up and slams him down with a jackhammer. Wheeler pins Noble, 1....2....Noble kicks out. Wheeler looks frustrated as he gets Dan Noble up and whips Noble but Noble reverses, then Wheeler reverses it again and Noble runs into a spinebuster. Wheeler gets up and goes to the top rope, leaps off with a moonsault. Wheeler covers Noble, hooking the leg, 1...2....Noble kicks out again as the fans gasp at amazement.

Elijah Page - My God! Noble is great! Wheeler is hitting Dan Noble with everything and still Noble kicks out.

Theo Chaplin - Dan Noble is determined, he wants Wheeler out of this game. And so does Sid Sharpe.

Wheeler gets Noble up, Noble lifts Wheeler up and hits a Death Valley Driver out of nowhere. Noble covers Wheeler, 1...2...Wheeler kicks out as the fans cheer. But the cheers turn to boos as we see Paul Law come out from the back. Sid Sharpe gets in the ring as the ref stops him, Sid grabs the ref by his shirt and holds the ref from turning back around.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell is Sid Sharpe doing? Let go of the referee!

Elijah Page - Shut the hell up Theo, Sid is just discussing some business with the ref, that's all.

Theo Chaplin - In the middle of a match!?

With the ref still being distracted by Sid Sharpe, Paul Law grabs the dented steel chair. Law gets in the ring, Noble throws Wheeler towards Law as Law cracks the steer chair over Wheeler's head. Wheeler begins to bleed profusely. Paul Law gets Wheeler up as Noble opens the chair up and stands it up in a sitting position. Law then lifts Chris Wheeler up and drives Wheeler's head into the chair with the Case Closed.

Theo Chaplin - Oh my God! There is no way Wheeler is going to get up from that!

Elijah Page - You know Theo, for the first time ever, you actually made a statement that made sense.

Sid gets back in his corner, Law slips out of the ring, undetected by the ref. Noble crawls to Chris Wheeler and covers Wheeler as the fans boo, the ref counts, 1...2...Wheeler gets his shoulder off the mat by no more than an inch. The fans errupt in cheers as Noble looks mad.

Elijah Page - Like I said, Theo, you never make sense. You know better than that, Wheeler was going to kick out of that.

Theo Chaplin - Whatever Page!

Noble gets Wheeler to his feet, Wheeler has blood all over his face and it drips from his chin on his chest. Noble measures Wheeler up and grabs Wheeler, and delivers the Noble Bomb.

Elijah Page - Noble Bomb! Noble Bomb! Noble Bomb! It's over!

Theo Chaplin - It has to be.

Noble hooks Wheeler's leg as Sid gets in the ring and begins to celebrate. The ref counts, 1....2....3. Noble gets up as he goes to Sid, Sid and Noble smile and start to to embrace but change their minds as they look around at all the people in the crowd. Sid extends his hand and Noble shakes it. They leave the ring together, as Wheeler is still laying in the ring, not moving.

We are then taken back to Co-President, Steve Sharpe's office, Mindy Malice is still in there. He is sitting on a couch, still watching the four TVs. Mindy Malice is sitting right next to him, watching as well.

Steve Sharpe - Did he answer his cell phone?

Mindy Malice - No, I even called the set of that new movie, I thought he may be checking it out.

Steve Sharpe - And?

Mindy Malice - Nothing.

Steve Sharpe - Damnit.

The scene fades out of Steve's office as Mindy nudges a little closer to Steve.

The PWA goes to a commercial.

During the break Steiner King is shown on the PacificVision in the front row and the crowd cheers for him. A mischevious grin crosses Steiner's face and he reaches down behind the security barrier and pulls a beachball out as the crowd erupts. Steiner King then tosses it in the air and it starts to bounce around the Portland crowd.

It bounces all the to the back of the floor seating before one of the security guards finally grabs it abd pops "the damn thing."

The countdown appears on the PacificVision, but before it gets to one, the arena goes pitch black, then blue lights fill the arena. "No Mo Play in GA" by Pastor Troy plays softly. Silver dust falls from the rafters. The crowd look around wondering what's going on.

"No Mo Play In GA" gets even louder and the crowd jump to their feet, the lyrics in the song stop and then a strange voice fills the arena.

Voice - Next Monday, my time, a new era in the PAcific Wrestling Association will begin.

The music then gets louder, the voice fades out, then the music stops and the lights go back to normal.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell was that?

Elijah Page - How would I know Chap?

Theo Chaplin - Shutup Eli.

"Hate Me Now" By Nas featuring Puff Daddy hits over the P.A. system and the crowd looks up. Chris Ponger steps through the curtain,with two security guards behind him. He stops at the entrance way and pulls a mic out of his pocket.

Chris Ponger- Ladies and gentlemen,allow me to introduce myself. My name is Chris Ponger and I have come to save the PWA from utter hell. Aren't you tired of Paul Law? Aren't you tired of Hugh Jorgan? Well have no fear,Chris Ponger is here.

The fans begin to cheer as Chris Ponger begins to smile. But they aren't cheering at him. Distress has sneaked in behind him and thrown both of the security guards off the stage. Distress now stands behind a clueless Chris Ponger.

Theo Chaplin - Distress! Distress is back!

Elijah Page - And it looks like our new "hero" is in a whole world of trouble.

The bell sounds as Distress attacks Ponger from behind. Distress whips him into the guard rail and begins to punch away at Ponger's rookie,green face. Distress then german suplexes him hard on the concrete floor and bridges for a cover. 1......Ponger kicks out. Distress stomps a mudhole into Ponger not letting him get up. Distress then whips Ponger hard into the steel steps. The top step rung pops off with ease. Distress slides into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle and removes his shirt.

Theo Chaplin - Wow,Ponger is simply getting his ass kicked here.

Elijah Page - I didn't know Distress was really that hardcore.

Distress goes to the outside and grabs a table and sets it up in the ring. Chris Ponger slowly rolls in. Distress grabs a handful of Ponger's hair to lift him up but gets a fierce low blow from Ponger. Ponger then fires some left's and right's to Distress and clotheslines him hard. Ponger then pulls out a chain from his pocket,and wraps it around his fist and wails on Distress' head,busting him open. As the blood drips from Distress' head Ponger shows his face to the camera and the fans begin to boo.

Theo Chaplin - Aw,he busted him open. Look at the blood flo!

Elijah Page - I'm trying not to.

Ponger stomps on Distress as Distress is backed up into the corner. Distress lifts him onto the turnbuckle and superplexes him off,just missing the table. He covers. 1.....2....Distress kicks out. Ponger goes outside and grabs a steel chair and throws it into the ring. Distress grabs it and swings at Ponger. Ponger ducks it,and kicks Distress in the stomach. Ponger then grabs Distress and delivers a long,standing vertical suplex. As the two men get up they lock up and try to out-grapple each other. Running out of the crowd,The Ego slides into the ring and breaks them up. He double DDT's them,and Ponger's head drives into the chair. The Ego laughs and leaves the ring,escaping through the crowd. Distress tries to cover Ponger. 1......2.....Ponger kicks out again! Distress get to his feet and lifts Ponger up. He tries to suplex Ponger but Ponger locks his leg around Distress. Distress punches him in the back of the head,and throws him backwards,hard into the table. Distress holds on and covers. 1....2.....3!!!

Theo Chaplin - I don't know what just happened,but Distress is the winner!

Elijah Page - The Ego interefered! What a jerk! Let them fight it out on their own!

Theo Chaplin - The Ego saved the match,I don't know what you're talking about.

We find ourselves once again in Steve Sharpe's office where he is sitting with Mindy Malice on the same sofa, when K-9 walks in.

Steve Sharpe - K-9!

K-9 - Steve!

Steve Sharpe - Well, K-9, I've gone ahead and made your match no DQs, falls count anywhere. So, are you ready to bring that belt back home where it rightfully belongs? Away from Legally Glamorous.

K-9 - Of course I'm ready Mr. Sharpe.

Steve Sharpe - Good to hear K-9.

Steve Sharpe stands up and gets in K-9's face.

Steve Sharpe - Now, get out there and kick that pretty boy's ass all over the ring, go! Go! Go!

K-9 runs out of the locker room towards the ring area. Steve Sharpe sits back down and puts his arm around Mindy Malice.

We are now taken to Sid Sharpe's office.

Sid Sharpe - Grant.

Grant Keaton - Sid.

Sid Sharpe - You will destroy K-9.

Grant Keaton - Damn right I will.

Sid Sharpe - Paul.

Paul Law - Yes?

Sid Sharpe - Watch his back. Dan, you do the same.

Grant Keaton - Well, Maggey, lets go.

Grant Keaton walks out of the locker room, ready for his first title defense.

PWA goes to a commercial. The lights in the entire arena go out. A blue spotlight pans through the arena again. Then, more silver dust falls from the top of the arena. "No Mo Play in GA" by Pastor Troy plays softly with no lyrics, then after only ten seconds, it stops. The countdown appears on the PacificVision.

Theo Chaplin - Well back folks. During the break, we once again heard that strange beat and saw the blue and silver dust.

A video of what just happened is shown.

The lights in the arena go completely out. A dog is this show on the PacificVision. Then, the dog fades out and a "K" shows up on the screen. This is followed by a "9." They come together to form K-9. The crowd get to their feet and go crazy for one half of the Main Event. Then...

"I Dissaper" by Metallica blasts throughtout the arena, filling the Pacific Wrestling Association's hometown arena. Then we see a head pop out from the curtain. The curtain then completely opens and K-9 walks out. The now loved K-9 starts his way down the ramp, slapping the hands of every fan he can. K-9 gets to the ring. He hops up onto the ring apron. K-9 then flips himself in. He runs up to the top rope and the crowd goes crazy when...

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits over the PA system and roars into Steiner King's home, Portland, Oregon. The fans in the Portland Rose Garden, home of the NBA's Trail Blazers, rise to their feet, only they're not cheering, they are booing just as loud as a PWA crowd ever has.

Noone appears. Then we see Grant Keaton talking to Maggy Mayhem. He tells her to stay backstage and that he will defeat K-9, because K-9 is inferior to him. Then, Grant Keaton finally walks through the curtain and the crowd's boos nearly take the roof off. Grant Keaton doesn't seem to care at all. "The Glamorous One" walks down the ramp.

Grant Keaton goes up to a fan right near the entryway. The fan is a kid, who is about twelve years old. The fan hands Grant Keaton a pen, wanting him to sign and autograph. Keaton grabs the pen. He writes "K-9 Sucks" on it. Keaton then throws the pen far into the crowd. The kid nearly starts to cry.Grant Keaton laughs at the kid for what seems like forever. Grant Keaton pulls a mic from his pocket and begins to speak.

Grant Keaton - You know I heard some annoucer rambling on that he didn't think Legally Glamorous could co-exist. He said their egos would get in the way, that they would turn on each other, that Law and I couldn't handle each other.

The crowd cheers.

Grant Keaton - Well, if you thought that, you're as stupid as the damn kid who thought I, The Glamorous One would sign a lousy sheet of paper for him!

The crowd boos.

Greant Keaton - Haven't you morons seen Legally Glamorous in action? Law and I have never been pinned in a tag match. Infact, Legally Glamorous has every belt but the Canadian. So, there's only one team the can't exisit together and work as one here and that's the horrible, the terrible, that's your Portland Trail Blazers!

The crowd boo again. Then , Grant Keaton points up at K-9 and mouths "You suck." Grant Keaton is wearing the same t-shirt that Sid Sharpe had on earlier. "The Glamorous One" takes the shirt off and throws it to the ground. Grant Keaton then begins walking again, making rude gestures to the crowd, when...

K-9 jumps out of the ring and charges at Glamorous Grant Keaton. K-9 runs at Grant Keaton and takes him down with a huge clothesline. K-9 waits for Keaton to get up and when he does, he receives another clothesline. K-9 then lifts Grant Keaton to his feet and tosses him up the ramp, but Keaton trips over part of the set and falls to the ground.

Theo Chaplin - Look at K-9, he wants this bad.

Elijah Page - That's cheap! He doesn't even have the title off his waist yet!

K-9 walks towards Grant Keaton. K-9 bends down to lift him up, but Grant Keaton has collected some of the silver dust that fell earlier and he throws in K-9's eyes. Keaton gets to his feet and shoves K-9 to the ground. Grant Keaton starts to stomp K-9. K-9 rolls over, trying to get away.

It doesn't help as Grant Keaton continues to put the boots to K-9. K-9 grabs Keaton's foot, hoping to trip him, knocking him over and it works, but Grant Keaton falls right on K-9, the referee, who has followed K-9 up counts; 1.....K-9 kicks out. Both men get back to their feet. They tie up. K-9, who is a bit stronger, pushes Grant Keaton to the ground.

K-9 signals to the fans, they go crazy. He lifts Grant Keaton up and puts him in postion for a Samoan drop, but drops him in a diamond cutter, the T.K.O. K-9 covers Grant Keaton; 1.....2...Keaton kicks out. Keaton crawls around the set, trying to find a weapon of some sort. K-9 slowly follows. Keaton lifts up a piece that was broken off during K-9's TKO.

Elijah Page - Yay! Grant's found something!

Glamorous Grant Keaton gets up and slams the metal piece into K-9's head. Keaton then lifts K-9 up. He then lifts him higher into the air. He then slams him down with a stalling suplex, Keaton immediately lifts K-9 back up. Grant Keaton grapples K-9. Then, Keaton gets behind K-9 and puts him in a Full Nelson, K-9 doesn't seem ready to tap, so Keaton lifts him up and slams him to the ground.

He holds it for a pin; 1.....2.....K-9 kicks out. Grant Keaton looks angry and once again picks K-9 up. He grapples him again and once again gets behind him, this time german suplexing him to the ground. Glamorous Grant Keaton picks him up again and lifts K-9 over his head, he slams with a sitdown powerbomb, pinning him; 1.....2....K-9 kicks out.

Theo Chaplin - What a kickout!

Elijah Page - Noone cares.

Keaton gets in the refs face. K-9 gets to his feet. Then Keaton gets up and K-9 punches Grant Keaton. The two exchange punches. Then, K-9 hits a pulling piledriver, while wrapping his arms under the legs, a move called Taking the Bite.

Paul Law then runs out - again. He turns K-9 around. He drills him with the Objection. Then, he hits the case closed on K-9. Paul Law tries to get Grant Keaton up. Paul Law finally gets Keaton to his feet. Keaton walks back to where K-9 is now lying, when...

The crowd starts to cheer extremely loud. Paul Law turns to see what's going on. When he turns around, he is kicked in the gut, by HUGH JORGAN! Hugh Jorgan then powerbombs Paul Law to the ground. He turns his attention(and his body) towards Grant KEaton.

He spears Grant Keaton and follows it with a flowing DDT. Jogan trys get K-9 to his feet. Keaton is starting to get up. Both men get up, but K-9 hits the Niner on Grant Keaton, he covers; 1.....2......3!!!!

Theo Chaplin - New Champ! New Champ!

Elijah Page - Nooooooooo!

K-9 grabs the Pacific International Title and collapses with it after two hellacious matches.

Hugh Jorgan grabs Grant Keaton and locks on the Porn-O-Matic. After about thirty seconds of that, he picks Keaton up and tosses him off the stage, Keaton goes through a table down there, he is a bloody mess and looks near death. The crowd are going crazy. K-9 gets to his feet and hold the title high as Shock goes off the air.