[August 20, 2001]
Live From the Britt Brown Arena in Wichita, Kansas



"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed roars throughout the arena as Monday Night Shock begins, beaming the action into living rooms across the nation. A blue pyrobomb falls from the rafters, and as it explodes ont he stage, silver flames explode into the air, leaving a trail of silver dust. Blue and silver spotlights zoom throughout the arena. The camera focuses on signs such as "Bra and Panties Rule", "Sid Sharpe- Quit Wrestling!", and "With Mustard!". The camera pans around the arena for a little while longer, until the camera finally settles on Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page.

Theo Chaplin- Welcome everyone, to Monday Night Shocccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! And only four days from STYX, tonight promises to be a night for the ages!

Elijah Page- You aren't lying, Theo! The Ego has a change to win the Japan Pro Title from Dan Noble, in a ladder match!!!!Now we know the Ego's history in ladder matches!

Theo Chaplin- Plus, the return of "Sick" Billy Kreynik inside a fifteen foot high steel cage against none other than Iceberg!

Elijah Page- "Bones" Ali gets to show us what he's got in a triple threat match against Crash and DaMAB!

Theo Chaplin- And don't forget the main event, a mixed gender tag team match pitting Hugh Jorgan and Mindy Malice against Maggy Mayhem and Sid Sharpe!!!

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits the PA as the crowd boo crazily. Sid Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain, with his running buddies, Japan Pro Champion, Dan Noble, and Maggy Mayhem. The three take their time getting to the ring, Maggy Mayhem holding the ropes open for the two men. Dan Noble goes to the corner and raises his Japan Pro Title, as Sid Sharpe grabs a microphone.

Sid Sharpe- Hey, Dan! Who the hell booked us here in Wichita?!?!? This place sucks!!

The crowd boo madly at this comment. A less than flattering chant erupts throughout the arena. Sid begins to talk again.

Sid Sharpe- I went out for a drive today, looking for something to do. And what did I find? A bunch of friggin cows and cornfields! We're in hicksville!

Dan Noble and Sid both share a laugh as the crowd grow pissed. Maggy just shrugs her shoulders, not amused.

Sid Sharpe- But you know what? That's not important. Wichita, Kansas is not important. What's important is me! I've noticed, lately, that I have been wrestling a lot. Last week, the week before, even tonight!!! And why is that? Because I am not afraid to fight. Unlike...let's see...my brother!

The crowd cheer at the mention of Steve Sharpe. A "Steve Sharpe Rocks" chant breaks out, but Sid interrupts.

Sid Sharpe- You can chant all you want, but he won't come out here and face me like a man. He won't come down here and fight. Steve Sharpe is afraid...and I don't blame him! Let's all face it...my brother, Steve, is a...

Sid is cut off by the thundering sounds of "The God that Failed" by Metallica. The crowd explode as Steve Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain. He stops at the top of the ramp, and brings the microphone to his mouth.

Steve Sharpe- Hey, Sid, do us all a favor and shut you damn mouth!

The crowd go nuts, some laughing. Steve holds a hand up to silence the crowd.

Steve Sharpe- Now, Sid. I'm here. I'm out here to face you like a man. I'm here, and you're not doing anything. I'm here to fight, Sid.

Sid Sharpe- It's a good thing you said something. Steve, bro, I have a proposition to make, right here, right now. Steve...I'm just gonna cut to the chase...you, me, STYX!!!!!!

The crowd goes crazy. Sid smiles, as does Steve.

Steve Sharpe- Hahaha. That's all you have, Sid? You and me. We're just gonna fight? Why don't we raise the stakes or something?

Sid Sharpe- Sounds interesting, Steve. For once, I'm not about to fall asleep while you talk! What do you offer?

Steve Sharpe- How about this. You and me at STYX, winner gains 100% complete control of the PWA. The loser simply leaves the PWA, forever.

The fans go nuts. A "Goodbye, Sid" chant erupts. Sid has a look of fear on his face.

Steve Sharpe- What's the matter, Sid? Afraid?

Sid Sharpe- You know what, Steve? I will take you up on your little offer. Winner gets full control, losers leaves forever. But Steve, why wait until Friday, when I can get rid of your ass right now?!?!

Sid drops the microphone, as he and Dan Noble hop out of the ring and head up the ramp toward Steve Sharpe. When they get about five feet to him, the crowd erupt as they watch Iceberg, Hugh Jorgan, and K-9 step out from behind the curtain, forming a wall in front of their boss. Sid and Noble stop in their tracks and start backing up. Iceberg throws himself at Noble, as Hugh Jorgan and K-9 join in on the brawl. Steve attacks Sid as Shock goes to commercial break.

During the break the battle continued. All of the PWA's referee's and even a few wrestlers had come out from the backstage area to help break the fight up. By the time the countdown reaches 8 seconds, the fight has cleared up, the referees helping everyone backstage.

Shock comes back from commercial, the cameras focused on Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page.

Theo Chaplin- Well folks, we've just learned of another match signed to the STYX card, that being Sid Sharpe against Steve Sharpe. The winner gains full control of the PWA...as for the loser, he must leave the PWA forever.

A replay is shown of the challenge, and then the brawl.

Elijah Page- I am loving this!!!!

[Singles Match]
Non Title
Crash vs 'Bones' Alivs Da MAB

"Run Away" by Linkin Park kicks in on the PA as "Bones" Ali takes his first walk down a PWA ramp. He enters the ring almost unnoticed."Neverending Story" by New Found Glory plays as crash walks out to a huge pop. He enters the ring, eyeing down "Bones" Ali as "Nightmare" by DaMAB blasts throughout the arena. The Canadian Champion walks out to the ramp, prepared for this non-title bout. He points to Crash, and then runs down tot he ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. Crash and Ali team up, attacking DaMAB before he can get to his feet. The bell rings.

Theo Chaplin- What a match we have on our hands here. Don't forget, this Friday night, DaMAB will meet Crash in a ladder match for the Canadian Championship at STYX!

Ali and Crash send DaMAB into the ropes, and takes him down with a double team back body drop. They both bounce off of opposite ropes and come back with an elbow drop of their own. They help DaMAB to his feet and back him into a corner. They take turns putting the boots to his gut. DaMAB stumbles forward, out of the corner, into a piledriver, which Ali spikes. "Bones" goes for the cover, but Crash pulls him off. "Bones" gets in Crash's face, Crash backing off. Ali goes back to DaMAB, but Crash comes from behind,with a low blow. Crash throws Ali out of the ring, and covers DaMAB. The champ kicks out after two. Crash helps DaMAb to his feet and whips him tot he ropes. Crash attempts a clothesline, but DaMAB ducks under, bounces off the opposite ropes and takes crash down with a cross body block. He hooks the leg, but Crash kicks out.

Theo Chaplin- Crash kicking out pretty quickly.

Elijah Page- Don't doubt DaMAB. He's a man in every way. He will win this match tonight, and Friday, he will destroy Crash!

DaMAB grabs a handful of Crash's hair and hits a hard fist tot he forehead of Crash, sending him to the mat. Crash gets to his feet again, and goes to punch DaMAB, who blocks, and hits a European Uppercut to Crash. He sends Crash to the ropes and takes him over with a Japanese Arm drag. Out of nowhere, "Bones" Ali grabs DaMAB by the ankles, and drags him out of the ring. Ali hits a few knife edge chops tot he chest of DaMAB, which echo theroughout the arena. He grabs DaMAB by the back of the head, and smashes his face against the announcers table, rolling him onto it. Ali climbs up on the tabel and prepares to powerbomb DaMAB through it, but DaMAB takes the advantage, and flips "Bones" over, onto the concrete. Crash flies over the top rope, and hits a splash onto Ali's motionless body. DaMAB hops down from the table to meet Crash. The two exchange blows, DaMAB taking the upperhand. He smashes the face of Crash into the steel steps, his head bouncing off. DaMAB rolls Crash into the ring, and then searches under the ring until he finds a ladder. The crowd cheer.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no! Not the ladder! Someone's gonna get hurt and I think it's Crash!

Elijah Page- Better him than me!

Theo Chaplin- Will this be a preview of what's to come this Friday?!?!

DaMAB slides the ladder in the ring, and rolls in, but Crash dropkicks DaMAB in the face knocking him down. Crash picks up the ladder and thrusts it into the face of DaMAB, drawing blood. Crash sets the ladder up in the corner and whips DaMAB into it. The ladder falls over. DaMAB stumbles forward as Crash hits a reverse russian legsweep to the ladder on DaMAB. Crash covers,1...2..."Bones" Ali saves the unconcious DaMAB! He whips Crash to the ropes, and takes him down with a drop toe hold to the ladder. Ali lifts the ladder up while he waits for Crash to rise to his feet. "Bones" Ali goes for the Mind Bender, but Crash shoves the ladder into his face, and hits the Plane Crash. Crash then sets up the ladder and begins climbing...but DaMAB is also climbing. The two meet at the top.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no!!! This is not going to end good!

The two exchange blows on the top, back and forth. DaMAB gains control, and then goes for the MAB 2KO!!!!!! Both men fall from the ladder to the mat. they land hard. The crowd goes absolutely nuts.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no!!! No!!!Stop the match. This has gone too far!

Elijah Page- Will you stop being a woman?!?

Crash is out cold, but DaMAB is slowly rising to his feet. "Bones" Ali goes after DaMAB, but The Canadian Champion locks on the Nightmare Grasp.

Theo Chaplin- Nightmare grasp!!

"Bones" holds on for a few moments until finally...he taps. The ref calls for the bell, as DaMAB relinquishes the hold. "Nightmare" plays as DaMAB holds up his Canadian Championship.

[Winner] -DaMAB

DaMAB then sees Crash, lying on the mat. He drops his belt and lock the Nightmare Grasp on Crash. Crash screams out in pain as several PWA officials rush tot he ring to break it up. DaMAB refuses to release the hold.

The cameras then cut backstage in Steve Sharpe's office, where he is talking with Hugh Jorgan.

Hugh Jorgan- Are you sure you want to do this on Friday, Steve?

Steve Sharpe- Of course I am sure. And even if I'm not, there's no turning back now.

Hugh Jorgan- Well you know very well that Sid will have something up his sleeve.

Steve Sharpe- I know. And, Hugh...if anything should happen Friday...it has been an honor working with you, and I wish you luck in everything that you do.

Hugh Jorgan- Don't say that, Steve. Between you and me...you won't lose on Friday. I've consulted a few friends...we've got your back.

Steve smiles at Hugh Jorgan as Shock goes to commercial.

During the break, PWA crew but the steel cage together as the ritual beach ball broke out in the crowd. The ball is blue and black, with the word STYX on it. It bounces throughout the crowd until finally a security guard grabs it. The crowd boos him out of the arena, as the countdown appears on the PacificVision.

The cameras find themselves backstage yet again. Hugh Jorgan and Iceberg are found talking in a corridor.

Hugh Jorgan- So you'll help out?

Iceberg- Count me in man.

Hugh Jorgan- Great. We need to put a stop to Sid Sharpe!

Iceberg- And STYX is the place!

[Steel Cage]
Non-Title
Iceberg vs Billy Kreynik

"Internal Primates Forever" by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena as "Sick" Billy Kreynik steps out from the curtain, making his PWA return. He walks to the ring, slowly as fans boo. Kreynik looks over the cage before entering through the door.

"No More Play in GA" by Pastor Troy kicks in and the fans erupt. Iceberg walks out to the stage and raises his arms as the fans grow even louder. Iceberg takes his time walking to the ring, carefully surveying every inch of the chain linked cage, which he will be locked in. Iceberg finally, decideds to just run in and slide under the bottom rope.

Theo Chaplin- Well, what a match we have on our hands here. "Sick" Billy Kreynik and Iceberg, two very accomplished wrestlers ready to destroy each other in a fifteen foot high steel cage!

Elijah Page- This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Before Iceberg could get to his feet, Kreynik is stomping him. iceberg takes about ten hits tot he head until Kreynik finally lets up. Iceberg pulls himself to his feet only to get knocked down again with a dropkick. Billy Kreynik lifts Iceberg to his feet and takes him in a headlock, but Iceberg sends Kreynik flying into the ropes. Kreynik comes back with a cross body clock but Iceberg catches him mid-air, and executes a charging powerslam.

Theo Chaplin- The strength of Iceberg!!

Kreynik is on his knees trying to get to his feet, and is assisted by Iceberg. Iceberg strains Kreynik with a top wristlock, following up with a kick to the stomach, doubling him over. Iceberg goes off the ropes and nails a swinging neck breaker on Kreynik. Iceberg then proceeds to stomp his opponent. Iceberg sets Kreynik up for a powerbomb, but Billy drops and nails a low blow on the Frozen One. Kreynik brings himself to his feet, and heads toward the door. The referee works on the lock, to let Kreynik out, but Iceberg comes from behind and bucks Kreynik into the door, knocking the referee off the mat, and out cold. Iceberg hits a few lefts and rights to the face of Kreynik, whose head whips back with each hard punch. Iceberg backs Kreynik into the ropes and sends him across tot he opposite ropes. On the rebound Iceberg goes to hit a back body, sending Kreynik flying back-first into the cage. The crowd erupt.

Elijah Page- What a move! The impact was amazing too!!!! The whole cage shook!

Theo Chaplin- Look at the referee, still out cold on the outside.

Kreynik stumbles to his feet and walks right into a DDT. Iceberg lifts Kreynik to a standing position, then whips him to the ropes. On the rebound, Iceberg attempts for a clothesline, but Kreynik ducks under, both men bouncing off opposite ropes, Kreynik comes back with the MAIM, right into the cage door, busting it down, sending Kreynik and Iceberg sprawling to the mats on the outside of the ring, right next to a still unconcious referee.

Theo Chaplin- Both men are outside the cage!!!!It's over!!!! But who won?!?!

Elijah Page- Billy Kreynik obviously! Duh!

The two grapple and end up brawling, exchanging punches in the grapple. Kreynik gets a knee up into the chest of Iceberg, and then clotheslines him over the protective guardrail. Kreynik then begins climbing the cage from the outside, and as soon as Iceberg brought himself to his feet, Kreynik leaps from the cage, over the guardrail, taking Iceberg out with a cross body block!

Elijah Page- That was beautiful!!!

Theo Chaplin- For once I agree with you, Eli. That was an amazing move, and it took a lot of guts to try it!

The two exchange punches throughout the crowd, until finally, Kreynik executes a miltary press slam to Iceberg, sending him back over to the mats.

Billy Kreynik hops over the guardrail and walks over to the announcer's area. He pushes the timekeeper out of his chair and takes it, folding it up. Kreynik walks over to Iceberg and nails the chair across his back. Kreynik slides the chair in the cage, and then rolls Iceberg back in. Kreynik slides in a picks up the chair, waiting Iceberg to bring himself to his feet. Kreynik touches the chair to the mat, like he would a bat to home plate. Iceberg stands groggily in front of Kreynik who swings the chair. Iceberg ducks under, kicks Kreynik in the gut, and nails a high angle DDT on to the chair!

Elijah Page- YEAHH!!!! That was great!

Theo Chaplin- I suppose they are just going to finish the match like normal.

Iceberg begins to climb the cage, as the referee slowly comes to on the outside. Iceberg is nearing the top of the cage, but a bloody Kreynik nails Iceberg in the small of the back with the steel chair, making the Frozen One fall a good ten feet to the mat. Kreynik goes off the ropes and nails a standing swanton. Kreynik then begins climbing the cage. Kreynik reaches the top and starts on his way down to the mat, but stops himself. He looks out into the crowd, then to Iceberg, and starts climbing back into the cage. Kreynik gets himself settled on the top of the cage, and leaps off with a Shooting Star Press!

Theo Chaplin- Oh lord! Sweet Jesus!!!!!!

Iceberg rolls out of the way and slides the chair in his place as "Sick" Billy Kreynik comes crashing down from fifteen feet above. Kreynik clutches his abdomen in excrutiating pain. He rolls around in agony, as Iceberg laughs. Iceberg hits the Ice Pick on Kreynik, who is out cold in a bloody mess. Iceberg begins to climb the cage, but Dan Noble and Sid Sharpe run down to the ring. Noble goes in through the broken down door as Sid goes to the side of the cage that Iceberg is climbing. Noble scales the cage and meets Iceberg on top. The two exchange blows as Billy Kreynik comes to on the mat. Kreynik slowly begins climbing the cage, where Noble has taken over from Iceberg. Kreynik joins in on the exchange of blows, and with one quick, death defying move, Billy Kreynik hops up, wraps his legs around the shoulders of Dan Noble,and hits a huge hurricanrana from the top of the cage!!!!!!

Theo Chaplin- Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Elijah Page- That is extreme!!!!!Lord! But why did Kreynik just help Iceberg?

Theo Chaplin- That's a good point, Eli!

The crowd erupt into a "HOLY S**T" chant as K-9 and Hugh Jorgan run down to the ring. They slide in and attack Dan Noble as Iceberg climbs down fromt he cage. The referee sees Iceberg's feet hit the mat, and calls for the bell. Iceberg then rushes back into the ring as the K-9, Hugh Jorgan, Iceberg, and Dan Noble brawl. Shock goes to commercial break.

[Winner] -Iceberg

During the break the PWA crew take the cage apart, quickly, as the superstars are still brawling. PWA official rush to the ring to break it up. The countdown apperas on the PacificVision just as the crew vacated the ringside area.

The cameras find themselves backstage, where Assassin is being interview by Sean Donato.

Sean Donato- Well, Assassin, you're partner K-9 is the new PWA PAcific International Champion...he will be involved in one of the biggest matches in PWA history this Friday at STYX. Where do you go from here?

Assassin- You know what makes me mad, Sean? Not being able to wreslte in one of the biggest PWA PPV events ever. That makes me mad. But that's ok. You know why? Because I talked to Steve Sharpe...I talked with Sid Sharpe...and on Friday night, Insane will know why they call me...The Assassin!!!

The camera then focuses on K-9, who is being bandaged up after the fight in the cage. Hugh Jorgan approaches him.

K-9- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can't you wait until STYX?!?!

Hugh Jorgan- I'm not here to fight, K-9. I need your help.

K-9- You need my help?

Hugh Jorgan- Yeah. You see...we both have at least one thing in common...and that's our hatred toward Sid Sharpe.

K-9 just smiles and nods, as the camera cuts back into the arena.

[Ladder Match]
Japan Pro Championship
Dan Noblevs The Ego

"Fat Lip" by Sum 41 rips into the arena as The Ego steps out from behind the curtain. The fans go crazy as The Ego walks past the ladder and into the ring. The Ego stares up at the Japan Pro Title hanging from the cieling as Powerman 5000's "When Worlds Collide" kicks in. The fans cheers turn immediately to boos. Noble walks out into the arena alone,without Sid Sharpe. Noble climbs the ladder, holding his arms high taking in every last boo. The Ego grows tired of waiting, jumping out of the ring, running downt he aisle to Dan Noble. The Ego pushes the ladder out from under the Japan Pro Champion, sending him crashing to the concrete, his face smaching against the protective guardrails. The bell signals the start of the match.

Theo Chaplin- The Ego wasting absolutely no time at all!

The Ego helps Noble to his feet and plants many lefts and rights, sending the champ sprawling backwards, eventually flipping over the guardrail, into the crowd. The Ego follows as the two fight back and forth throughout the crowd. The Ego goes for a haymaker on Dan Noble, who ducks and flips The Ego over the guardrail to the mats right in front of the ring. The Ego crawls slowly into the ring as Noble follows, beating The Ego down with every step. Noble brings The Ego to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Noble goes for a clothesline, but The Ego ducks under, bouncing off of the opposite ropes, Noble bends down, preparing for a back body drop, but The Ego counters with a leap frog, bouncing off the ropes again, The Ego finally connecting with a cross body block. The Ego kicks the Japan Pro Champion in the stomach, and nailing a knee to the face while simultaneousley slapping him on the back.

Elijah Page- The Ego is pretty much in control, Theo! And I don't like it!

Theo Chaplin- I'd put my money on The Ego!

Elijah Page- Too bad we dont have any money. You know, these Sharpe's outta pay us announcers some more!

The Ego waits as Dan Noble gets to his feet and drops him with a scoop slam. The ego bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but Noble rolls out of the way, rushing to his feet as The Ego takes the full impact of the elbow drop. The two tie up, Dan Noble coming out on top in a top wristlock. He applies more pressure as The Ego cries out, then reversing it into a hammerlock. Noble throws The Ego into the ropes and takes him down with a powerslam. Noble rolls out of the ring, and heads toward the ladder.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble heading for that oh-so-dangerous ladder! Many ways you can hurt a man with that piece of metal!

Elijah Page- You ain't kidding Theo! And believe me, Dan Noble knows what he's doing!

Noble folds the ladder up and begins carrying it back to the ring. He goes to slide it under the bottom rope, but The Ego comes off with a baseball slide, smashing the ladder hard into Noble's face. The Ego, using the ropes for leverage flips over the top rope, landing hard on Dan Noble. He bashes Noble's face into the ringpost continously, until a beat up Dan Noble bleeds. The Ego hits a few jabs and sends Noble flying into the steel steps. The ego slides in the ring as Dan Noble follows. The Ego goes off the ropes and attempts a hurricanrana, but Dan Noble reaches from within and reverses it into a powerbomb.

Theo Chaplin- A powerbomb from the depths of Dan Noble's sick, twisted soul!

Noble then walks over and tends to the ladder, pulling it into the ring. He then lets the ladder rest on the top rope. Out of nowhere, The Ego hops up onto the top rope, and then onto the ladder, causing it to swing up and nail Dan Noble right in the jaw.

The Chaplin- What a move by The Ego!!!!

Elijah Page- I think I saw a tooth flying!

The Ego searches under the ring until he pulls out a trash can full of weapons. Some include a stop sign, a broom, a cookie sheet, a lead pipe, and a chain. The Ego throws the canister of weapons into the ring as he goes to grab a chair. The Ego rolls into the ring but is taken down with a stop sign shot to the head. He quickly rises to his feet but is nailed in the head again, witht he stop sign. The ego maintains his balance, staggering slightly. Dan Noble runs against the ropes and comes back, flying through the air, folding the stop sign over the head of The Ego, knocking him out.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble showing us why he is the Japan Pro Champion!

Elijah Page- Did you just compliment Dan Noble? I'm impressed!

A bloody Noble sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. He begins to climb, at a steady pace, but The Ego is slowly staggering to his feet. He grabs a broom stick and nails Noble across the back, like a baseball bat. Noble grabs his back in pain, falling from the ladder. The Ego then goes crazy on Dan Noble with the broomstick, beating him down. Noble yells out in pain, covering up his head with his arms. Finally, with one hard shot to the back, the broomstick shatters in half.

Theo Chaplin- What has gotten into The Ego?

Elijah Page- I don't know...but if he continues with this...I like it!

The Ego then begins climbing the ladder. The Japan Pro title is near his grasp as Dan Noble grabs The Ego's foot. The Ego gets frustrated and kicks at Noble, but that causes the ladder to shake and lose it's balance as the ladder stumbles over and Dan Noble and The Ego go crashing down to the mats on the outside of the ring. The fans go mad.

Theo Chaplin- I don't like the look of that! Did you see how The Ego landed?!?! Did you see it?

A replay is shown of the fall. The footage shows Noble landing on his side, and The Ego's head crashing to the mats.

Theo Chaplin- There is no way that could feel good.

Elijah Page- But it's to Dan Noble's advantage...erm...not that he needs one!

Noble stirs, using the table to help him get to his feet. He pulls a staggering Ego to his feet and nails a few rights, before bashing his face into the table. Dan Noble rolls The Ego onto the table. Noble slides in the ring, and then climbs tot he top rope as the crowd goes nuts. Noble raises his arms to the air and leaps, but The Ego rolls off the table sending Noble crashing through it. The crowd go crazy!

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble just flew right threw our announcement table! Is he ok!

Elijah Page- Let's hope so! He needs to win this one!

The Ego, who is still not all there from smashing agains the concrete rolls in the ring, and sets the ladder up, next tot he ropes. He climbs until he reaches the top, and then leaps over the top rope to the outside, to a broken Dan Noble. Both men are down.

Elijah Page- Oh the carnage! I love it!

Not men are writhing in pain, as they try to pull themselves in the ring. Suddenly the crowd goes wild as Iceberg walks slowly down the ramp.

Theo Chaplin- What's Iceberg doing here!!!!

Iceberg waits at the end of the ramp, as both men are in the ring. Noble whips The Ego to the ropes, and takes him down with a shoulderblock. The Ego up to his feet, Noble goes for a scoop slam but The Ego flips out and slides down the back. Noble whips his leg back and hits a low blow on The Ego. He then executes the Noble Bomb.

Elijah Page- NOBLE BOMB!!!!!!! It's all over!

Noble begins to climb the ladder as Iceberg runs and slides into the ring. Noble sees him, and drops to the mat. The two exchange blows back and forth, Noble taking the upperhand. He whips Iceberg to the ropes, but Iceberg ducks under the clothesline and comes back with a cross body block. The two rise to their feet again as Iceberg nails Noble with a DDT. The Ego begins to stir. Noble clotheslines Iceberg over the top and follows, beating him down. The Ego begins climbing the ladder. On the outside, Noble whips Iceberg to the ringpost, but Iceberg reverses it, Nobles face bouncing off of the steel. Noble then gets hit with the Ice Pick!

Elijah Page- What is this?!?!? Why is Iceberg out to get Dan Noble!!!

The Ego grabs the Japan Pro Title as the bell rings. He falls from the ladder to the mat, holding his new belt.

Theo Chaplin- The Ego did it! He did it! The Ego is the new PWA Japan Pro Champion!

Elijah Page- But...but...I mean...Dan...look...

EMT's assist to both Dan Noble and The Ego as Iceberg walks to the backstage area.

[Winner] -The Ego

The cameras find themselves in the office of Sid Sharpe. He is throwing a fit, scaring Maggy Mayhem.

Sid Sharpe- Dammit!!! I swear to God Iceberg will pay for that on Friday! You hear me Maggy! Do you hear me?!?!?

Maggy Mayhem- Sid, we have a match.

Sid Sharpe- I know.

Maggy Mayhem- Next

Sid Sharpe- I know

Maggy Mayhem- You should get ready.

Sid Sharpe- I am

Maggy Mayhem- No you aren't

Sid Sharpe- Yes I am

Maggy Mayhem- You know what...forget it!

Maggy turns away and walks out of the office as Sid slaps her on the ass. Shock goes to commerical break.

During the break a "Sid Sharpe Sucks" chant breaks out. The crowd grows extremely loud for some reason. The countdown appears on the PacificVision.

[Mixed Tag Team Match]
Hugh Jorgan & Mindy Malice vs Sid Sharpe & Maggy Mayhem

"Eye Candy" by SpiRe hits the PA and the fans go crazy. Hugh Jorgan steps out from behind the curtain with Mindy Malice. The two walk to the ring, arm in arm. Hugh goes to the corner and raises one arm, taking in the fans appreciation. "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits the PA as the fans cheers turn into boos. Sid Sharpe apperas from behind the curtain with Maggy Mayhem. Sid apperas reluctant to enter the ring, but does. Hugh beckons toward Sid, but "The God that Failed" echoes throughout the arena. The fans cheer as Steve Sharpe walks out to the stage, microphone in hand. He does a cutthroat motion, to stop the music.

Steve Sharpe- You know what, Hugh? I'm gonna give you the night off, and I, myself will fill your spot in this match!

The crowd goes wild!

Steve Sharpe- And not only will I fill your spot on this match, I will win this match! So Sid...are you ready?!?!?

Steve drops the microphone and heads down the ramp as the crowds cheers grow even louder. Steve enters the ring, but, "When Worlds Collide" hits and a beat up Dan Noble runs down to the ring and attacks Hugh Jorgan. Steve attacks Sid. The four contiue to battle as Iceberg and K-9 run down to the ring. Sid and steve are fighting on the outside as the four men, K-9, Iceberg, Dan Noble, and Hugh Jorgan are going at it on the inside. Maggy Mayhem and Mindy Malice are clawing at each others faces, trying to rip each others clothes off. The battle continues as the referee gives up and just walks backstage. Iceberg, K-9, and Hugh Jorgan all team up and triple team Dan Noble in the corner.

Theo Chaplin- Total mayhem!!! Tune in on Friday Night for PWA STYX! Call your local cable company to figure out how to order! We'll see you there!

Shock goes off the air, as the battle shows no signs of letting up.

[Winner] -No Contest

[Credits]
Sid Sharpe - Matches 1,2,3,4 & Fillers

Pacific Wrestling Association 2001


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