[July 16, 2001]
Live From Brisbane,Australia

Theo Chaplin-Welcome to Monday Night Shoccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! And what a show we have for you tonight!

Elijah Page- That's right Theo! Tonight, my hero, Dan Noble has been forced to defend his Japan Pro Title against that slimy, talentless, no good Ray Blaze! Why does he deserve a shot?!?

Theo Chaplin- Also tonight, Glamorous Grant Keaton defends his Canadian Championship against DaMAB, who earned the right against Dan Noble last week in a two falls match-up!

Elijah Page- And possibly my favorite match of the night, the Punishment Gauntlet Match pitting everybodies favorite porn star, Hugh Jorgan against a cadre of competitors, Sid Sharpe included!

Theo Chaplin- Speaking of Sid Sharpe, that son-of-a-bitch is in charge tonight, since his brother Steve is away on business.

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg blares out of the PA as Sid Sharpe walks out into the arena alone. He is clad in baggy jeans and a "Legally Glamorous" t-shirt, mic in hand. He stops at the top of the ramp, as does the music.

Sid Sharpe- Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor, and privelage, to introduce to you, your newwwww PWA Tag Team Champions...Paul Law, Grant Keaton, Legally Glamorous!!!

Sid Sharpe grins as "Lay Low" starts up again. Paul Law and Glamorous Grant Keaton step out from behind the curtain, their Tag Titles wrapped snug around their waists. Paul Law has his Rocky Mountain Title draped over his shoulder as Keaton holds his Canadian championship in his hands. The three walk to the ring proudly, taking in all the boos.

Theo Chaplin- Listen to the negative ovation directed towards these three!

Elijah Page- And look at their faces!! They love it!

Theo Chaplin- To tell you the truth, Eli, I think I agree with the fans here in Brisbane, Australia.

Elijah Page- Yeah, and to tell you the truth, Chap, I think that all three of those men could kick your ass any day of the week!

Sid Sharpe holds a hand up to quiet the crowd, but it only makes them boo louder.

Sid Sharpe- Shut the hell up!! All of you!! Shut up!

Sid grins as the fans quiet down. He shakes hands with Grant Keaton, who pulls him into a solid embrace. The two share a laugh as Sid begins to speak.

Sid Sharpe- Well guess who is in charge tonight? That's right! It's me!

The crowd boo loudly.

Sid Sharpe- Yeah, yeah. Boo all you want! That won't change a damn thing! That won't change the fact that Paul Law is the Rocky Mountain Champion. That won't change the fact the Grant Keaton is Canadian Champion. Oh no no no. That won't even change the fact that these two men standing before me are YOUR tag team champions! That is for damn sure!And you know what? I'm still in charge!!

Elijah Page- I love this! Sid Sharpe should be in charge every day! He's the better boss anyway!

Sid Sharpe- Yeah. My good ole' brother Steve is back in the States meeting with some big important nobodies about some campaign. So tonight, as you all know, punishment is in order.

The crowd boo loudly as Grant Keaton and Paul Law chuckle. They each climb to the second rope, opposite each other. They raise both of their titles in the air, as the fans boo the roof of the arena.

Sid Sharpe- That's right! Hugh Jorgan! You picked the wrong person to mess with! I know I may not have your wrestling skills, I'm not on steroids, and I haven't been featured in any adult films, but what I do have, that you don't, is a written document stating I can do whatever i want whenever i want to you or any one else here in the PWA. That's right, Hugh. It's called...

Sid reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a piece of paper. he unfolds it and holds it to the camera.

Sid Sharpe- Your contract! And tonight, I am doing whatever I want. And that means making you face Psyclone, Phaze, Distress, Paul Law,and myself!

"Devil Without a Cause" by Kid Rock blares over the soundsystem as the crowd go nuts. Chris Wheeler walks out to the stage, Trish at his side.Pyro goes off behind him. Wheeler looks back toward the curtain as DaMAB and PWA Pacific International Champion, Hugh Jorgan walk out, and stand beside The Real F'N Deal, Chris Wheeler. Wheeler holds a microphone up to his mouth, as the fans cheer loudly.

Chris Wheeler- So let me get this straight. Steve is in the States, and he left you in charge? And since you're in charge, you're just going to book ridiculous matches to get revenge?

Sid Sharpe- You're damn right Wheeler! And I can do that. You know why? Because I own this Goddamn place. And I own you! And DaMAB. I even own you, Jorgan!

Chris Wheeler- Well how about I come down to that ring and show you who owns who? Huh? How about that?!?!

The fans erupt. Wheeler drops the mic and starts walking toward the ring. Before he is halfway there, Jorgan gets on the microphone.

Hugh Jorgan- Hold on. Chris, hold on. Let me take care of this. Sid, you are a real piece of work. Really. You come out here, and tell me that I am going to face a bunch of people that don't mean anything. Well that's ok with me. Because it guarantees me getting my hands on you. Phaze, Psycloe, Distress, Paul Law, all that will be fun and games. But then, when I get to you...ALL CARNAGE!

The fans cheer crazily. DaMAB and Hugh Jorgan start walking toward the ring.

Hugh Jorgan- But why wait until later tonight, when we can do this now?

Jorgan drops the mic and his belt, as he, DaMAB, and Chris Wheeler run down to the ring. They slide in and are met by the tag team champions. Sid Sharpe runs and slides under the bottom rope, barely escaping. A huge fight erupts in the ring as Sid Sharpe walks backward, up the ramp. The fans start screaming.

Theo Chaplin- Look who it is!

Elijah Page- Sid!!! Turn around!!!

Sid backs up into a figure. He turns around only to get clocked in the face by his older brother, Steve Sharpe! The fans go crazy as Steve starts lashing into Sid with lefts and rights. Steve rolls Sid into the ring, where Chris Wheeler lifts him to his feet, and hits the Unleashed. Chris Wheeler, DaMAB, Hugh Jorgan, and Steve Sharpe stand tall in the ring, Legally Glamorous laid out. The fans are cheering madly as Shock goes to commercial.

Theo Chaplin: Oh Geez,he's made his opponent wait for him. This isn't boxing,this is sports entertainment,just get in the ring and let's go.

Elijah Page: Good,he should make him wait. Make us wait all day,I'd rather see security chase a beach ball.

The bell rings and the match is underway as Aurora and XCalibur lock up. Aurora gets XCal in a headlock and whips him into the ropes. XCal comes flying back and Aurora knocks him down with a stiff clothesline. XCal is quickly back up on his feet,and the two lock up again. Aurora shoots him to the ropes again and tries a dropkick,but XCalibur holds on to the ropes for safety. XCal waits for Aurora to get up and goes for the "Royal Kick" early,but Aurora ducks it and back body drops him to the mat.Aurora gets up first and stomps away on XCal.He then ups him up and throws fists full of fury at XCalibur,backing him into the corner. Aurora then asends the turnbuckle and punches away at XCalibur's head. The crowd counts along "5,6,7,8,9....." Xcalibur grabs a hand full of Aurora's tights and powerbombs him hard to the mat. He then flips the crowd off as they begin to boo. Xcalibur grabs Aurora and executes a german suplex. Holding on,XCal executes another.And another.

Theo Chaplin: My goodness,XCalibur is going suplex crazy on Aurora. He's going to break his neck!

Elijah Page: I sure hope so. I miss seeing the EMT's and and the little gurney they bring. Riding those things down the ramp is fun.

Xcalibur goes for another suplex to make it four in a row,but Aurora kicks his leg back,catching XCal in the family jewels. He turns around and gives XCal a swift face buster and covers.1.....2...Xcal puts a boot on the rope to break up the count. Aurora stomps XCal,and ascends the turnbuckle.Aurora attempts a frog splash,but XCalibur gives Aurora a stomach full of his knees. XCalibur then puts a sleeperhold on Aurora as the crowd boos the boring move.

Theo Chaplin: Oh no,not a sleeper hold. That's the most boring move I've ever seen. XCalibur is a no good loser. He's always trying to choke or cheat his opponent.

Elijah Page: I don't know where you get your information,I think the sleeper is one of the most exciting moves in the business today. Very deadly....

Theo Chaplin: Oh will you shut up and watch the match?!

Aurora comes back strong from the sleeper by elbowing XCalibur in the head a few times. Aurora then shoots off the ropes and lands a flying elbow on XCal. XCal quickly recovers but Aurora executes a sound huricanrana and sends XCalibur down as he slides out of the ring. Cecile Covenn gets on the apron and yells at Aurora,but Aurora catches him with a dropkick to the chin. The fans cheer for Aurora as he takes care of the opposition. Aurora signals something to the fans as they rise to their feet and cheer. Aurora runs accross the ring and jumps over the ropes with a splash to Covenn and XCal on the outside. The fans cheer heavily for Aurora as he grabs XCalibur and throws him back into the ring. Aurora covers quickly.1....2...XCal kicks out. Aurora helps him to his feet,but XCal gives him a shot to the gut and whips him into the ropes for a huge clothesline. XCal then gives Aurora a brainbuster and they hit the mat hard. Cecile Covenn bangs on the mat to get the crowd behind XCal,but they boo instead.

Theo Chaplin: I can't believe the agility in Aurora. He's really coming in strong this match. I hope he wins.

Elijah Page: He sure looked strong with that devistating brainbuster. Ha ha ! Go Xcalibur!

XCal stomps away at Aurora and the crowd continues to boo. Aurora swings at XCalibur but XCal grabs his neck and gives him a neckbreaker. XCal waits in the corner of the ring,setting up for the "Royal Kick".Aurora gets up,turns around,and gets nailed in the face by XCal's superkick. He covers.1....2.....3!!

Theo Chaplin: I can't believe it. It's a damn shame,Aurora had that match won.That's robbery damn it!

Elijah Page: God I love thieves. Aladdin was a thief and he got what he wanted. Yeah capitalism!

The cameras are in the office of Sid Sharpe, where Grant Keaton and Paul Law are both slouched on a leather couch while Sid is throwing a fit.

Sid Sharpe- What the hell!! He's not supposed to be here tonight! He's supposed to be in the states! For Christ's sake!

Paul Law- Calm down Sid. We'll handle it.

Sid Sharpe- Calm down? Calm down? You know what Paul? Get the hell out of my office!

Paul Law- But Sid? Why?

Sid Sharpe- NOW!!!

Sid Sharpe points to the door, as Paul Law stands up with a confused look on his face. He grabs both his Rocky Mountain Title and his tag team championship. He walks toward the door and leaves, still very confused.

Grant Keaton- What the hell was that all about?

Sid Sharpe- Oh I don't know! I am pissed off! Why don't you go get him, and tell him that I'm sorry, and I want him to come back.

Grant has an annoyed look on his face, but agrees.

Grant Keaton- Oh alright! I'll find him!

Sid Sharpe- Good. I'm pissed off! That's all!

Grant Keaton leaves the room, in pursuit of Paul Law. Shock goes to a commercial break.

During the break, the fans break out in a random "WHEELER" chant.The countdown then appears on the PacificVision.

The cameras find themselves in Steve Sharpes office, where Chris Wheeler is standing, talking with Steve Sharpe.

Chris Wheeler- So what's the deal? I thought you were in the states?

Steve Sharpe- I was, until about an hour ago.

Chris Wheeler- What about the campaign?

Steve Sharpe- There was no campaign. Sid paid one of my secretaries to phone me, and tell me about some business executives wanting to meet with me. It was all a hoax.

Chris Wheeler- Sid's smarter than I thought.

Just then, Hugh Jorgan enters the room.

Hugh Jorgan- Since you're back, what are we going to do about that dumb match Sid booked me in?

Steve Sharpe- We're gonna go with it.

Hugh Jorgan- What??

Steve Sharpe- Trust me on this, ok?

"Whatever" by Godsmack blares out of the PA as Tom Terwilliger walks down to the ring. He rolls into the ring with a smirk on his face. He walks to a corner and hops up on the second rope, raising his arms to the crowd. His smile grows even wider when the crowd boos him. "9th Symphony" by Beethoven thumps throughout the arena as Cecile Covenn and Xcalibur step out from behind the curtain. The fans boo, but some cheer as PWA newcomer Cecile Covenn slides in the ring. Tom Terwilliger stomps Covenn before he can even get to his feet.The ref calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- Look at Tom Terwilliger. He's got to be the PWA screw-up!

Elijah Page- What the hell are you talking about?!?!

Theo Chaplin- I'm talking about how he screwed up a totally good thing in his partnership with Ray Blaze, one of the PWA's elite. How he thought he could defend the tag titles alone, when he lost them on his first defense. And now, he needs an early advantage to win a match!!

Elijah Page- Damn Theo! I think you HATE Tom Terwilliger! Personally I think Tom Terwilliger is a damn good competitor! And he's smart! Oh yeah. He's got lotsa money as well!!

Tom has Covenn in a headlock, and throws him over to the mat. Tom bounces off the ropes, and comes at Covenn with cross body, he hooks the leg.1...Covenn kicks out. Terwilliger goes off the ropes, and goes up for a hurricanrana, but Cecile Covenn reverses it, dropping Tom Terwilliger on his head with a powerbomb. Covenn goes off the ropes and comes back with a standing Swanton. he brings Terwilliger to his feet and hits a hard right to the midsection. He whips him to the ropes and takes him down with a Japanese arm drag. Tom Terwilliger gets to his feet but is taken down with a hiptoss. Covenn follows up with a short arm clothesline. He sends Terwilliger to the ropes and takes him down with a sidewalk slam. Covenn covers.1...2...Terwilliger kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- I will give that to Terwilliger. The athleticism of Cecile Covenn could not keep him down!

Elijah Page- Damn straight!

Covenn lifts Terwilliger to his feet and takes him down with a snapemare, putting him in perfect positioning for a reverse chinlock. Cecile Covenn drives his knee into the back of Tom Terwilliger, applying more pressure. Terwilliger cries out in pain. The ref asks Tom if he gives, but he shakes his head. Covenn relinquishes the hold, and waits for Tom Terwilliger to rise to his feet, only to be taken down with a spinning neckbreaker. Tom Terwilliger is laid out, as Covenn climbs up to the top rope. He leaps of in the form of a moonsault, but Terwilliger moves out of the way, Cecile Covenn hitting the mat full force.

Theo Chaplin- No one home that time!

Elijah Page- Damn right. Tom Terwilliger saw that pretty boy sunnofabitch flying through the air, and he hauled ass!!

Theo Chaplin- There is no pretty way to land that one!

Tom Terwilliger rolls Covenn over and hooks the leg.1...2...Covenn gets a shoulder up. Terwilliger looks amazed!

Theo Chaplin- Covenn kicks out! God, his body must be broken in half but he's still kickin!!!

Terwilliger lifts Covenn up and hits him with a DDT. He goes off the ropes but Xcalibur grabs his feet, and pulls him out of the ring. Xcalibur hits a few lefts and rights on Terwilliger, and whips him into the ringpost. Terwilliger stumbles forward and gets hit with the Royal Kick. Xcalibur rolls him in the ring and Covenn covers.1...2...Terwilliger gets his foot on the rope!

Theo Chaplin- I don't believe it!

Elijah Page- Are you ready to swallow your words about Tom Terwilliger?!?!?

Theo Chaplin- I might have to!

Covenn and Xcalibur both are astonished. Covenn lifts Terwilliger to his feet, grabs hold of some hair, and hits an impaling punch to the forehead of Tom, sending him crashing hard to the mat. He goes off the ropes, and comes back with a quick elbowdrop. He covers,1..2..Tom kicks out again.

Theo Chaplin- Well my God! Tom Terwilliger actively changing my mind!

Elijah Page- See!! Told ya!

Covenn is getting really annoyed so he just pummels the hell out of Tom Terwilliger. He sends him to the ropes and takes him over with a high back body drop. He brings him to his feet and takes him down with a snap suplex, followed by a German suplex bridged into a pin.1....2.......Tom Terwilliger kicks out!

Elijah Page- Look at him in there! Still in the game!

Theo Chaplin- Yeah but that one was closer than ever! I think Tom Terwilliger is dying down!

Cecile Covenn sends Terwilliger against the ropes and prepares for another back body drop, but Terwilliger hops over Covenn and hits a baseball slide on Xcalibur, knocking him down. Covenn comes over but Terwilliger hits a low blow on him, bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a Tom-bola. He covers, 1...2...3!!!!!

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god!! I didn't see that coming!!!

Tom Terwilliger raises his arm, and rolls out of the ring, resting on the mats. Covenn is pissed off and goes after Tom Terwilliger, but Chris Wheeler runs down tot he ring and nails Covenn. He fights both Cecile and Xcalibur off, hitting the Unleashed on both. Tom and Chris embrace, before walking backstage to "Devil Without a Cause" by Kid Rock.

Shock goes to a comercial break. During the break, the ritual beach ball breaks out. One very uncoordinated fan knocks the ball over the guardrail, a security guard grabbing it, and promptly popping it. The fans boo loudly as the countdown shows up on the PacificVision.

The cameras are backstage, showing Paul Law grabbing a cup of coffee at the catering table. Glamorous Grant Keaton walks up behind him.

Grant Keaton- Hey, Paul.

Paul Law- Yeah?

Grant Keaton- Listen, Sid says he's real sorry, but he's just really pissed off. Steve was supposed to be in the states and now he ruined Sid's big night.

Paul Law- Oh really? Just make sure he doesn't blow up at me again, alright?

Grant Keaton- He's your friend!

Paul Law- I thought he was your friend?

Grant Keaton- Well, either way he's sorry. I have a match now. You gonna come with me?

Paul Law- Yeah man...let's go.

"Nightmare" by DaMAB hits as DaMAB steps out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer as he walks down to the ring.He enters the ring, and grabs a microphone, and as he begins a new rap for the fans, he is cut of by "I'm Too Sexy", by Right Said Fred. The Canadian Champion, Glamorous Grant Keaton walks out onto the stage, accompanied by his fellow Tag Team Champion, and Rocky Mountain Champion, Paul Law. The fans boo crazily as Legally Glamorous make their way to the ring. Paul Law takes a seat at the announcers table, as Grant Keaton enters the ring.He and DaMAB look each other over, and then jump into a grapple. The bell rings.

Theo Chaplin- And they're off!

Elijah Page- You ALWAYS say that Theo! It sounds like were at a horserace!

Keaton comes out on top with a top wristlock. He applies pressure, but DaMAB rakes the eyes of Keaton with his free hand, making Grant Keaton relinquish the hold. DaMAB then continues to punch the Canadian Champion inthe face, backing him up into the corner. DaMAB raises a hand in the air, and takes in the fans cheers as he stomps a mudhole in Glamorous Grant Keaton.

Theo Chaplin- Grant Keaton not feeling too good after that trip to the corner!

DaMAB walks to the opposite corner, and then runs to the corner where Keaton is lying, and nails him in the face with a knee shot. Keton yells out in pain, as he falls forward, face down to the mat.

Paul Law- Come on Grant! Don't let trash like DaMAB kick your ass!

DaMAB lifts Keaton to his feet, and plants a few rights on his forehead before sending him flying against the ropes. DaMAB prepares for a back body drop, but Keaton takes advantage of the position, and sets DaMAB up, executing a powerbomb. Keaton rises to his feet, as does DaMAB, who gets knocked back down, with a dropkick.

Paul Law- Yeah!! There ya go!!

Keaton stomps DaMAB, and then, after bouncing off the ropes, delivers a huge leg drop. He covers, 1...2..DaMAB kicked out! Grant Keaton pulls DaMAB to his feet and sends him to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but DaMAB ducks under and bounces off the ropes again. He flies through the air and takes Keaton down with a flying clothesline. The two rise to their feet again, DaMAB attempting a haymaker, but Keaton ducks under and hits an inverted atomic drop. He follows up with a hard clothesline. He covers,1...2...MAB kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Two close calls for the Glamorous One!

Paul Law- Don't worry...Grant will win. There's no way he will lose to a competitor like DaMAB. I mean what the hell is DaMAB? What the hell kinda name is that?

Keaton grabs hold of the throat of DaMAB, choking the life out of him. The ref trie to pull Grant off, but Grant relinquishes the hold, and gets in the referee's face. Keaton grabs the ref by the throat and winds up for a punch, but DaMAB comes from behind, and grabs Keaton's arm, nailing him with a few elbows. He backs Keaton into the ropes, whipping him across the ring, to the opposite ropes. On the rebound, Keaton goes down hard with a powerslam. He stumbles to his feet, as DaMAB waits. DaMAB charges at Keaton, but Grant hits the mat, pulling the top rope down with him, sending DaMAB flying over the top rope, to the mat, right in front of the announcers table.

Paul Law- And this is where i come in.

Paul Law stands up, and drops his headset to the table. In the ring, Grant Keton distracts the referee. Paul Law grabs a chair, and steps in front of the body of DaMAB, who is slowly rising to his feet.Law says something which makes DaMAB look up, as Law swings the chair, DaMAB takes the full blow directly to the face. He is out cold.

Theo Chaplin- Paul Law with a cheapshot on DaMAB! I knew Paul Law was here for more than moral support!

ELijah Page- I love this! Paul Law is a cold hearted sumbitch and i love it!

The fans start screaming as Hugh Jorgan runs down the ramp. He slides is the ring behind Grant Keaton, and dropkicks him to the back of the head, sending him sprawling forward. Grant Keaton stumbles forward, into the referee, knocking him out. Jorgan sends Keaton into the ropes, and takes him down with a samoan drop. Jorgan slides out of the ring, and nails Paul Law. He smashes his face on the table, and takes him down with a clothesline. Jorgan tries to bring DaMAB to conciousness as the ref stirs a little. Jorgan rolls DaMAB in the ring, and then goes back to Law.

Theo Chaplin- Hugh Jorgan here to save DaMAB from the cheating antics of Grant Keaton and Paul Law!!

Elijah Page- Hugh Jorgan here to cheat!!

Theo Chaplin- Paul Law cheated first!

Elijah Page- Did not!

Theo Chaplin- Ohhhh boy...here we go.

DaMAB comes to in the ring, as the ref slowly does. Jorgan stands over a fallen Paul Law, and locks on the Porn-O-Matic. DaMAB takes Jorgan's lead, and locks the Nightmare Grasp on Grant Keaton. The Canadian Champion bellows out in pain, as does Paul Law on the outside. Glamorous Grant Keaton tries desperately to get to the ropes, but he is too far. He is forced to tap.

Theo Chaplin- DaMAB has done it! DaMAB is the PWA Canadian Champion!

Elijah Page- Nooooo!!!!Grant!!

Shock goes to break. During the break, the fans are almost dead silent. One fan decides to liven it up a bit. He hops the guardrail, jumps in the ring, shakes his ass, and runs to leave but a security guard catches him. He drags him out of the arena, as the countdown shows up on the PacificVision.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits as the fans cheer. Ray Blaze walks out into the arena,prepared for his shot at the Japan Pro Title. He walks up the steps, and enters the ring, raising his arms to the fans. "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts out of the PA as the Japan Pro Champion, Dan Noble walks down to the ring, his bat, nowhere to be seen. He cautiously slides in the ring.

Elijah Page- Look at him. He's so smart. He knows that a piece of trash like Ray Blaze will try to get his hands on him before the bell. Before it's legal!

Theo Chaplin- Awwww shut up! I hope Ray Blaze wins just so I can see your face when Dan Noble loses!

Elijah Page- Well that's not very nice!!

Dan Noble hands his title to the referee who holds it in the air. He hands it to the timekeeper, and then calls for the bell. Dan Noble and Ray Blaze look each other over.They tie up, but Dan Noble hits a knee to the lower extremeties of Ray Blaze right off the bat.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble couldn't even wait a whole minute before he started to cheat!

Elijah Page- Theo, when are you gonna learn?!?! You aren't successful in this business if you are a goody goody!

Noble hits some forearms to the back of Ray Blaze, bringing him to a knee. Noble hits a few lefts and rights to the face of Blaze, and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a dropkick to the face of a kneeling Ray Blaze. Blaze falls backward, his eyes glazed over.

Theo Chaplin- Brutal kick by way of Dan Noble!

Elijah Page- You may not like his attitude, Theo, but you can't say he isn't one hell of a wrestler!

Theo Chaplin- I think you got me there, Eli...although he does tend to use his Louisville Slugger a lot!

Noble covers, 1...2...Blaze gets a shoulder up. Dan Noble lifts Ray blaze to his feet and kicks him in the stomach, following up with a DDT. Noble goes off the ropes, and hops over Blaze's fallen body. He bounces off the opposite ropes,but Blaze takes him down, unexpectedly with a drop toe hold. Both jump to their feet. Noble attepts a punch, but Blaze blocks, and counters with a headbutt. Noble tries for another punch, but Blaze blocks,another headbutt. Blaze then takes control, and backs Noble into a corner. He hits a few knife edge chops, and then goes to send Noble to the opposite corner, but Noble reverses, and Blaze reverses that, pulling Noble into a spinebuster. Blaze covers,1...2...Noble kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Noble coming close to loss there!

Blaze stomps Noble, and then covers again, but only gets two. Blaze waits as Noble drags himself to his feet. Noble struggles but finally gets to his feet. He turns toward Ray Blaze, who meets him with a hard right. Blaze then continues nailing lefts and rights, sending Noble sprawling backward. Blaze sends Noble against the ropes, and takes him down with a front backbreaker. Blaze covers,1...2...Noble gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Theo Chaplin- Blaze dishing it out, but Noble doesn't look like he'll be giving up any time soon!

Elijah Page- Dan Noble is a champion of champions. Dan Noble is the master of masterminds. Dan Noble is the crem da la crem. There's no other way to put it!

Theo Chaplin- Then why isn't he the Pacific International Champion?!?!

Elijah Page- Don't let him hear you say that! He'll slap the taste out of your mouth!

Blaze gets frustrated, nails some rights to the face of Noble, and then walks off to a corner, steps up to the second rope, and raises his arms, the fans going nuts. Some flashbulbs go off. In the corner, Noble is using the ropes to bring himself to his feet. Blaze drops down from the second rope and sees Noble rising to his feet. He smiles sadistically, and crouches, preparing. Noble is slouched in the corner, but stumbles forward a bit. Blaze charges toward Noble, and attempts a spear, but Noble sidesteps, and Blaze hits the ringpost, shoulder first. Blaze stumbles backward, falling on his ass, grasping his shoulder. Noble smiles, walks over, and slaps Blaze in the face. He laughs.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble getting a bit cocky!

Noble sets Blaze up for the Noble Bomb, but Blaze manages to slide down the back of Dan Noble. Blaze bounces off the ropes, and hits the spear on Dan Noble. The crowd cheer. Blaze throws his arms in the air in a proud fit. He turns around and gets hit with a boot to the gut followed by a huge Noble Bomb. Dan Noble covers,1...2...Blaze gets a shoulder up just in time!

Elijah Page- No way!!! He kicked out after the Noble Bomb!!!

Theo Chaplin- Ray blaze sure has some heart. he just kicked out after the Noble Bomb. I didn't think that was possible, but I guess it is!

Noble is livid. He stomps the bloody hell out of Ray Blaze and then leaves the ring. He pushes the timekeeper out of his chair and folds it up, taking it with him. Noble slides the chair in the ring, and rolls in himself. The referee sees the chair and tries to take it away from Noble, but he just pushes the referee down. The ref is out cold.

Theo Chaplin- If only Dan Noble didn't do things like this, maybe we could respect him. But no, he has to ruin something good!

Elijah Page- Well, I respect him!!

Theo Chaplin- And I'm sure that's all he's ever wanted...Elijah Page's respect!

Blaze is trying to get to his feet, Noble preparing for the chair shot. Blaze is on his hands and knees, as Noble raises the chair above his head. Ray Blaze hits a low blow on Dan Noble, making him drop the chair. Blaze gets up and hits a huge elevated DDT to Dan Noble on the chair.

Theo Chaplin- Yes! Ray Blaze could win this!!

Elijah Page- No he won't! No one can beat Dan Noble!

Theo Chaplin- What the hell? Who's that?

Tom Terwilliger and Chris Wheeler run down to the ring, armed with Louisille Sluggers.

Theo Chaplin- Wait a second...you don't think?

Elijah Page- I don't know what to think, but they're both armed with baseball bats! This is gonna be good!

Tom Terwilliger slides in the ring, and nails Ray Blaze in the midsection, and then across the back. Chris Wheeler is trying to wake the referee up. Tom Terwilliger continues to beat on Ray Blaze with the baseball bat, as Chris Wheeler rolls the referee in the ring. He ref calls for the bell, calling a disqualification on Dan Noble. Ray Blaze is coughing up blood, as Tom is still beating on him with the baseball bat. Chris Wheeler taps Tom on the shoulder, and tells him that it's enough.

Theo Chaplin- Those two have been acting chummy all week...now we know why!! I guess they both had something against Ray Blaze!!

Chris Wheeler, and Tom Terwilliger raises each others arms, as the crowd boo them. the crowd erupts in a "Wheeler Sucks" chant, but than soon changes as Wheeler pulls Tom Terwilliger into the Unleashed!

Theo Chaplin- Maybe they aren't friends!!! Jesus Christ, I don't know what the hell is going on!

Elijah Page- I think you might have to go to Confession for that last sentence!

Chris Wheeler helps a beaten, bloody Ray Blaze to his feet, as the two embrace. Chris Wheeler raises Blaze's hand as "Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple blasts throughout the arena. The crowd cheer, as Ray Blaze and Chris wheeler head backstage.

Elijah Page- Well that was fun!!

Theo Chaplin- So, Chris Wheeler is on Ray Blaze's side? Did Blaze know this was gonna happen?!?!

Elijah Page- Wait a second! I think something's about to stir in the ring!!

Dan Noble is to his feet with a pissed of look on his face. he looks at Tom Terwilliger who is struggling to get to his feet. When he does he is knocked back down with a Noble Bomb. Dan Noble heads to the back, as Tom Terwilliger is left in the ring, unconcious.

The cameras backstage again, showing a beaten Grant Keaton and Paul Law, heading back to Sid Sharpe's office. All sorts of noise can be heard. Law and Keaton bust through the door to find Chris Wheeler and the new Canadian Champion, DaMAB beating Sid Sharpe down. Keaton and Law attack Wheeler and DaMAB. PWA officials rush into the room, trying to break the fight up. Steve Sharpe and Hugh Jorgan enter the office.

Hugh Jorgan- See ya out there Sid! Hahaha!

Steve and Jorgan walk away, as Shock goes to commercial break.

During the break, the officials finally have broken up the fight. Chris Wheeler and DaMAB leave the room as the camera focuses on a bloody Sid Sharpe. The countdown pops up on the PacificVision, while a "Sid Sharpe Sucks" chant erupts.

Theo Chaplin- Well folks, what a night it has been so far, and we still have one more match to go.

Elijah Page- That's right! And Hugh Jorgan is gonna get his ass handed to him on a silver platter!

Theo Chaplin- I don't know about that Eli. Sounds to me like Steve Sharpe has something up his sleeve.

"The God That Failed" echoes throughout the arena as Steve Sharpe walks out into the arena, with Chris Wheeler, Trish, DaMAB, and Hugh Jorgan. The crowd cheer as the five walk to the ring. Chris Wheeler, DaMAB, and Steve Sharpe each take a seat at the announcement table, Trish taking a seat on Chris Wheeler's lap.

Elijah Page- And what brings you guys over to the announcement table?

Steve Sharpe- And hello to you to!

Chris Wheeler- We're here because we can be dumbass. And don't you dare contradict us!

Elijah Page- Jeesh. I was just curious!

Chris Wheeler- Shut your mouth!

Elijah Page- Will do.

Theo Chaplin- Could you come down here more often Chris?

Chris Wheeler- Hahaha. I'd love to, but there's always business to tend to.

Steve Sharpe- Well, I think I'm ready to see Sid get his ass kicked...again!

"Predictable" hits as Psyclone steps out onto the stage. He slowly makes his way to the ring, never taking his eyes off of Jorgan. He slides in the ring, and raises his arms. The crowd boo. Jorgan charges Psyclone, but he moves out of the way, Jorgan bouncing off the ropes. Psyclone takes him over with a hiptoss. Jorgan rises to his feet and goes to hit a jab on Psyclone, but Psyclone blocks and nails Jorgan in the jaw. He pushes Jorgan to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Jorgan kicks Psyclone in the chest, bounces off the ropes, and executes a spinning neckbreaker. As Psyclone rises to his feet Jorgan takes him back down with a dropkick.

Steve Sharpe- You see, Sid wasn't too smart booking this match. What was he thinking in Psyclone?!?!? Hugh will rip him apart!

Hugh Jorgan whips Psyclone to the corner, following close behind, but Psyclone gets a boot up, kicking Jorgan clear in the face. Hugh stumbles backward, and is met with a hard right by Psyclone. Psyclone follows up with a few more rights and lefts, and then whips Jorgan to the ropes. On the rebound, Psyclone goes around for a round-the-back DDT. He covers.1..2..

Theo Chaplin- Jorgan with the quick kickout!

Chris Wheeler- You see, what you don't realize is that Hugh will win this thing.

Psyclone lifts Jorgan to his feet, but Jorgan hits a few elbows to the midsection of Psyclone. Hugh Jorgan locks on a headlock, but Psyclone pushes him off, into the ropes. On the rebound, Psyclone attempts a clothesline, but Jorgan ducks under, bounces off the opposite ropes and takes Psyclone down with a cross body block. Jorgan jumps to his feet and hits a dropkick to the jaw of Psyclone. The two rise to their feet, Psyclone a little more slowly. Jorgan nails a few rights to the face of Psyclone, kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, executing a piledriver. He covers.

Theo Chaplin- That's gotta be it! Jorgan's got Psyclone beat!

Elijah Page- I don't think so, Chap!

1...2...Psyclone kicks out. Jorgan mounts Psyclone and starts planting hard lefts and rights to his face. He lifts him to his feet and takes him back down with a snap suplex. Jorgan steps through the second rope, and climbs to the top rope. He raises his arms to the crowd, and leaps off, connecting with a massive elbow drop. He hooks the leg.1...2...3!

Steve Sharpe- See, what'd I tell ya! Hugh just made monkey crap out of Psyclone, and he'll do the same to every last man that comes down here.

Chris Wheeler- That's for damn sure!

Elijah Page- Hey guys, I think you're forgetting about Paul Law.

Chris Wheeler- Especially Paul Law!!!

Then "Killing Time" by (hed)pe erupts as PhaZe runs down to the ring, and slides in. He is met with a boot to the gut, and a quick European uppercut. Jorgan then pushes him back into the corner and starts lashing out with some knife-edge chops. The smacks echo throughout the arena as the crowd react to each. Jorgan hits an elbow to the side of Phaz'e head, and then drives a few knees into his abdomen. Hugh Jorgan then whips PhaZe to the opposite corner. Jorgan runs after him and follows up with a monkey flip, sending PhaZe to the middle of the ring. Jorgan climbs to the second rope, and executes a second-rope leg drop. He covers,1...2...PhaZe kicks out

Theo Chaplin- Oh so close!

Elijah Page- When are you going to learn, Chap? Close doesn't cut it!

Jorgan lifts PhaZe to his feet and goes to whip him to the ropes, but PhaZe reverses it, and instead of sending Jorgan to the ropes, he pulls him back at him, ducks and hits a samoan drop. PhaZe goes off the ropes and comes back, driving a knee to the face or Hugh Jorgan. he hooks the leg, but Jorgan kicks out quickly after 1.

Theo Chaplin- Jorgan kicks out, only after one!! This could be a long night for Team Sid Sharpe!

Elijah Page- There's a team now?

Theo Chaplin- It was just a figure of speach. Don't take everything I say to heart Eli!

PhaZe buts the boots to the midsection of Hugh Jorgan, who rolls out of the ring. He stumbles over to the announcement table, where Chris Wheeler meets him. Wheeler hands him something, which cannot be seen. PhaZe jumps out of the ring, to get Jorgan, but Jorgan hits a low blow on PhaZe, doubling him over. Jorgan rolls PhaZe in the ring and follows. He whips PhaZe against the ropes, and nails him with a hard right, ko\nocking PhaZe unconcious. Jorgan throws something out of the ring, and covers PhaZe,1...2...3!!!!

Theo Chaplin- What the hell did you give him Chris?

Chris Wheeler- A thing we call brass knuckles.

Theo Chaplin- Brass knuckles!!! Jorgan cheated to get the victory!

Steve Sharpe- Relax Theo! When the situation calls for, it's ok to do the wrong thing.

Elijah Page- PhaZe would've won that!

The referee is checking on an unconcious PhaZe as "Dig" by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena. A worn out Hugh Jorgan waits as Distress slowly makes his way to the ring. He enters, and ties up with Jorgan. Distress comes out with a top wristlock, and applies more pressure. Distress kicks Jorgan hard in the gut, bounces off the ropes, and takes Jorgan down with a flying forearm smash. Jorgan slowly rises to his feet, as Distress goes for a huge punch, but Jorgan ducks, and comes out with a huge uppercut. Distress sprawls backward, as Jorgan follows him with some European uppercuts. he sets Distress up for a suplex, but Distress lifts his leg up, blocking the suplex. Distress drives his knee into the genitalia of Hugh Jorgan, and executes a standing suplex of his own. he pulls Hugh Jorgan to his feet and drops him with a scoop slam. he covers,1...2...Jorgan gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Elijah Page- What the hell is it going to take to put him away!!!

DaMAB- A whole helluva lot more than what Sid is throwing at him!

Chris Wheeler- Damn straight!

Distress brings Jorgan to his feet, and prepares him for a powerbomb, but Jorgan grabs Distress' legs and flips him over his back. Jorgan drops to his knees as Distress hops back up to his feet, and plants a few solid ones to the face of Hugh Jorgan. Distress bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a dropkck to the face of Jorgan. He tumbles over like a tower falling. Distress covers, 1...2...Jorgan barely got his shoulder up.

Theo Chaplin- That was so close!

Elijah Page- DAMMIT THEO! Close doesn't cut it!

Theo Chaplin- Sorry Eli...just doing my job!

Steve Sharpe- Have you two ever thought about getting in the ring together?

Elijah Page- Bwaaaahhhahhahahahahahaha!!!!! You're a funny guy Steve!! Oh boy. Oww. My side hurts. Ahhhhhhhhaahhhhaaa!!!

Theo Chaplin- I don't see what the hell is so funny...do you?

Steve Sharpe- Oh, me? Oh no. No way!

Distress has Jorgan to his feet again, and goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Jorgan begins to kick his feet in mid air, and is actually able to reverse the suplex into a huge DDT. Distress is laid out! Jorgan is on his back, taking in deep breaths. He rolls over, and drapes his arm across the chest of Distress,1...2...Distress kicks out. The two slowly start climbing to their feet, Distress getting there first. The two men start exchanging blows, both stumbling backward with each punch. Jorgan swings for a huge haymaker, but Distress ducks under and goes for an atomic drop, but Jorgan flips ver the back, and locks on the Porn-O-Matic!

Theo Chaplin- Porn-O-Matic!!! It's over!!!

Distress screams out in pain, and finally taps.

Jorgan releases and lies on the mat. Distress rolls out of ring as "Hate Me Now" by Nas echoes throught the arena. Paul Law steps out from behind the curtain, without his championship titles or breifcase. he walks to the ring, as Glamorous Grant Keaton steps out from behind the curtain, and follows. Law slides in the ring and attacks a fallen Hugh Jorgan. The ref calls for the bell. Law stomps the hell out of Jorgan and covers right off the bat.1..2...kickout!

Theo Chaplin- The fatigue really setting in for Hugh Jorgan! he couldn't even get up when Paul Law arrived!

Law lifts Jorgan to his feet and whips him against the ropes, taking him down with a beautiful powerslam. he covers, but after two, Law pulls Jorgan's shoulders off of the mat.

Elijah Page- Paul Law is playing with Hugh Jorgan! I love it!

Theo Chaplin- He might as well! Jorgan is so tired and beaten that he might as well just give in!

Chris Wheeler- No! He will not give in! Hugh Jorgan is not a quitter! He will live through this! He will win it! But most importantly, he will kick that bastard Sid Sharpe's ass...again!

Law lifts Jorgan high above his head, in the form of a military press, and then proceeds to drop Hugh Jorgan on his face. Law bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbow drop, but Jorgan rolls out of the way, Law taking all the impact in his back. Paul Law jumps up, a surprised look on his face. he stands over Hugh Jorgan and slaps him in the face. Out of nowhere, Jorgan's hand shoots up, and wraps around the throat of Paul Law choking him. Jorgan climbs to his feet, never releasing the hold on Paul Law. Jorgan hits Law with a series of hard kicks to the gut. Jorgan runs against the ropes and takes Law down with a flying headscissors.

Theo Chaplin- Hugh Jorgan with his second, possibly third wind!

Elijah Page- This can't be good!!

Jorgan meets Law, when he rises to his feet and beats him back into the corner with knifeedge chops. Jorgan v\climbs the ropes and begins to punch Law in the face. The crowd count along.1...2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9........Law grabs Jorgan by the legs and executes a pancake. He covers,1...2...Jorgan kicks out. A frustrated Law leaves the ring, and walks over to the announcement table. He points at Chris Wheeler.

Paul Law- What the hell are you doing here?!?!

Chris Wheeler- Me?

Wheeler stands up and throws his headset down. The crowd go crazy anticipating a fight. Paul Law spits at Chris Wheeler, but Chris dodges it, and it hits Trish right in the face.Wheeler attacks Law, Law fights back. The referee flies out of the ring to try to break it up. Glamorous Grant Keaton grabs a chair and slides in the ring. DaMAB sees this, and leaves the announcement station. He jumps in the ring behind Grant Keaton, and as Keaton winds up to hit Jorgan, DaMAB grabs the chair, and as Keaton turns around, clocks him in the head. DaMAB drops the chair to the mat, and hits a piledriver to the chair, which Jorgan spikes. On the outside, Chris Wheeler hits the Unleashed on Paul Law, and sends him to the ring. Hugh Jorgan covers. The ref slides in, and makes the count, 1...2...3.

Elijah Page- You guys just cheated again!

Chris Wheeler- No we didn't! Law was in my face! Keaton was going to use that chair! We didn't cheat. We just turned the tables!

Elijah Page- There's no way in hell that Hugh jorgan would've made it through Paul Law, especially after going through Psyclone, PhaZe, and Distress!

Theo Chaplin- well, that doesn't matter Eli! Because we know whose turn it is now! That's right! Sid Sharpe!

Paul Law and Grant Keaton are both unconcious in the ring as "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits the PA. Hugh Jorgan rises to his feet with a grin of anticipation on his face. Minutes pass, and Sid Sharpe has still not made his way to the ring. Hugh Jorgan is up against the ropes, facing the entraceway, awaiting the arrival of Sid Sharpe.

Steve Sharpe- exactly what I thought! He bitched out!

Theo Chaplin- Wait a second! Look!

In the ring, Paul Law has risen to his feet, and has taken the steel chair with him. Chris Wheeler and DaMAB rise out of their seats, as Grant Keaton stumbles to his feet in the ring. Hugh Jorgan turns around to get a faceful of steel chair. he drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes. Chris Wheeler and DaMAB bumrush the ring, But Grant Keaton and Paul Law fight them off, as Sid Sharpe runs down to the ring. the fans boo.

Elijah Page- There he is! There is my favorite boss, Sid Sharpe!

Theo Chaplin- Oh puhhleeeeeaaassssseeee!!!

Sid Sharpe slides into the ring, and covers Hugh Jorgan. The ref drops for the count.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no...not this way!

1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Elijah Page- Yessssssssss!!!!!!! He's done it! Sid Sharpe pinned our PacInt Champion,Hugh Jorgan for the victory!

Steve Sharpe- Shut the hell up Eli!

Steve Sharpe throws his headset down and walks around the table, entering the ring. Sid jumps to his feet, and sees his brother. Sid just smiles, and point behind Steve Sharpe, where Grant Keaton is. he hits the Face Full of Fashion on Steve Sharpe. Sid gets down in his brother's face.

Sid rolls out of the ring, as Grant Keaton whips Jorgan to the ropes, and takes him down with a powerslam on the rebound.He lifts him to his feet and hits the Face Full of Fashion. Paul Law rolls out of the ring to take care of Chris Wheeler. Glamorous Grant Keaton grabs Hugh Jorgans PacInt title off of the mat, and holds it high, standing over an unconcious Hugh Jorgan. The fans boo as Shock goes off the air.