[September 10, 2001]
Live From the Pengrowth Saddledome
in Calgary, Alberta, Canada

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to Calgaaarrrryyyy!

The fireworks continuously explode from the top of the PacificVision as the camera starts to scan the arena. Signs such as "Ted Donahue Rules," "Where are Hugh?," and "RajahWWF.com"

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to Monday Night Shoooocccckkk!

Elijah Page - Tonight we've got a quaint three matches... but the Tag Team Championships are finally going to be decided tonight in a fifteen man Battle Royal.

Theo Chaplin - The anticipation for this match has been growing all week and you can almost cut the tension here tonight with a knife.

Elijah Page - We also have the PWA's first ever... um, Porta Potty Match. I'm not cleaning up that mess.

Theo Chaplin - I should hope not, you stink enough already. And finally we've got two new superstars debuting tonight. This feud is already heated and its looking to boil over here tonight in Calgary!

The scene cuts to Da MAB walking into the arena with Razzle Dazzle Girl in the back as Sean Donato races up to him to get a pre match interview.

Sean Donato - Da MAB, a few words before the Battle Royal later tonight?

Da MAB - Get outta my face. I don't have time for an interview right now. Come on Razzle Dazzle Girl.

Da MAB grabs Razzle Dazzle Girl's arm and continues into the arena leaving Sean Donato standing outside in the cool summer of night of Calgary.

Theo Chaplin - Well, this next match should be quite exciting. Two newbies here in the PWA will face off. Major Distraction versus the very controversial Scotty Cocoa.

Elijah Page - 'The Choice' looks ready for his first match here in on Shock. And Minor Distraction will get his army ass handed to him!

Theo Chaplin - It's Major Distraction.

Elijah Page - You are, aren't you!? Shhh, shhh, first match, Scotty Cocoa!

A techno song blasts through the loud speakers of the Pengrowth Saddledome as the fans boo, seeing 'The Choice' walk out. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring, as "My Own Summer" by the Deftones starts up and the fans cheer, getting to their feet as Major Distraction walks out. He points at Cocoa and then runs down the ramp, sliding into the ring. The bell rings to start the match as Cocoa stomps Distraction who is trying to get to his feet. 'The Choice' gets Major Distraction up and gets him a suplex position but Distraction kicks Scotty Cocoa in the gut and starts hammering 'The Choice' with lefts and rights.

Theo Chaplin - Major Distraction letting off some steam, right to 'The Choice'!

Elijah Page - 'The Choice' is just letting Major Distraction build up some confidence, then boom! Scotty Cocoa will lay the.....errm, will lay Distraction out! Yeah.

Major Distraction has Scotty Cocoa in a corner as he stomps him to the floor. Distraction gets Cocoa up and whips him to the ropes, 'The Choice' bounces off the ropes and Distraction hits a huge powerslam as the fans cheer. Major Distraction pulls Scotty Cocoa back up and delivers a textbook suplex, and covers 'The Choice', 1...Scotty Cocoa easily kicks out. Distraction gets up as so does 'The Choice'. Cocoa tries for a right hand but Distraction blocks it, and nails Scotty with his own right. Major Distraction whips Cocoa to the ropes but Scotty Cocoa reverses, Distraction bounces back and 'The Choice' nails a familiar looking spinebuster. The fans boo at the sight of this but Cocoa just ignores them as he gets Major Distraction to his feet. Scotty Cocoa scoops slams Distraction back to the mat, and lands an elbow drop to the sternum of Major Distraction.

Elijah Page - What did I tell you? Who is kicking that candy...oohh look, candy!

Theo Chaplin - What? Nevermind, forget I even acknowledged you.

'The Choice' Scotty Cocoa puts Major Distraction on the top turnbuckle, the fans come to their feet to see what Cocoa is going to do. But Major Distraction punches Cocoa in the midsection, Scotty fights back, nailing Distraction in the head with a closed fist. Then Scotty Cocoa grabs Major Distraction and jumps off, landing hard with a superplex. The fans cheer for that spectacular move but they soon boo as 'The Choice' rolls over and covers Distraction, hooking the leg, 1....2....Major Distraction kicks out and the fans cheer. Cocoa looks frustrated but gets back up. Scotty pulls Distraction to his feet, whips Distraction to the ropes, Cocoa attempts a clothesline but Major Distraction ducks and comes back with a flying clothesline, sending Cocoa to the mat. Distraction gets pumped up as the fans cheer, Distraction gets Cocoa up and powerbombs him hard back onto the canvas

Theo Chaplin - Well it looks like Major Distraction is back in this match. And 'The Choice' is down, does that suprise you, Elijah?

Elijah Page - Damn right it does. Come on Scotty!

Distraction takes Scotty Cocoa to the outside, he whips 'The Choice' to the steel steps and Cocoa's back hits hard on the cold, unforgiving steel. Distraction grabs a steel chair and runs after Cocoa who's getting up, and Major Distraction dents the chair over Scotty Cocoa's skull. Major Distraction mounts Cocoa and starts pumbling him in the cut that Distraction has just made from the chair. Cocoa bleeds more but stays concious. Distraction throws Cocoa back in the ring and covers 'The Choice', 1....2.......Cocoa somehow gets his right shoulder off the mat, barely.

Elijah Page - Cocoa is going to win, I feel it.

Theo Chaplin - Feel it? Like when Cocoa got nailed with that steel chair from Major Distraction?

Distraction gets Scotty back up, goes for a piledriver, but Cocoa back body drops Distraction over. Major Distraction quickly gets up and 'The Choice' kicks him in the stomach, and executes a DDT. Scotty Cocoa covers with a lateral press, 1...2.....Distraction kicks out as the fans cheer and Cocoa yells out "shut up" to the crowd

Theo Chaplin - Looks like Cocoa just can't put away Major Distraction. The fans know it, Distraction is showing it, and 'The Choice' isn't too happy.

Elijah Page - It's okay though, 'The Choice' will prevail. Watch and learn Chappy.

'The Choice' waits for Distraction to get up, Cocoa runs at him full speed and Distraction just lifts his foot up and nails Scotty in the face with a big boot. Major Distraction pulls Cocoa up but Scotty uppercuts Distraction in the groin.

Theo Chaplin - Low blow! Ref! Disqualify him!

Elijah Page - Where? Hey, what's wrong with Distraction? Stomach aches? Bladder problems? He really should relieve himself before a match, what a dummy.

Scotty gets up as Distraction still is holding himself. 'The Choice' gets behind Major Distraction, he salutes him as Distraction turns around, Scotty Cocoa catches him in the No Choice. The fans boo as 'The Choice' covers, hooking Distraction's leg, 1......2......3

Theo Chaplin - Scotty cheated to win! Damn him!

Elijah Page - All along, through thick and thin, Scotty Cocoa was my 'Choice' in this match.

Theo Chaplin - Oh please, save it!

Elijah Page - What?

Scotty Cocoa celebrates in the ring as Major Distraction rolls out of the ring and leaves as the fans cheer him. Scotty Cocoa still stays in the ring to celebrate his victory as John Storm races down the ramp and jumps Major Distraction.

Storm is beating down Distraction until Distress and Wild Child run down the ramp and pull Storm off of their buddy. Storm retreats to the ring with Scotty Cocoa and The Progeny toss insults at Storm and Cocoa in the ring as they retort in kind as Monday Night Shock goes to break.

During the commercial break The Progeny leave up the ramp as Storm and Cocoa get on the house mic and work up some heel heat. The countdown hits the PacificVision and Storm and Cocoa leave the ring.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break with The Ego sitting calmly in his locker room.

The Ego - You all suck!

The fans watching in the arena cheer as The Ego looks around to figure out where that noise is coming from as Sid Sharpe walks into the dressing with uniformed security guards.

Sid Sharpe - Hey Ego, how's it going? I hope that you enjoyed you week because at Before You Iceberg is going to beat you to within a bloody pulp of your life.

The Ego - Bergie Poo? Is he here tonight?

The Ego stands up and a takes a step towards Sharpe. Sharpe jumps back a few feet as the security guards step in The Ego's way.

Sid Sharpe - You stay right there. I just came in here to let you know that next week on Shock I'm feeding you to Hugh Jorgan in a non title match!

The Ego - Non-title? Are you scared? Is Jorgan scared of little ol' me?

Sid Sharpe - I'm not scared of you! And Hugh Jorgan sure as hell is not scared of you.

The Ego - Prove it Siddy Pie. Put the Pacific International Championship on the line and let's see who's scared of who!

Sid Sharpe is angier by the second and is a having a fit of rage.

Sid Sharpe - Alright, you got it. You got your shot, you got your shot at the Pacific International Championship next week... in a steel cage, with Iceberg as the special referee!

The crowd doesn't know whether to cheer or boo as Sid Sharpe leaves The Ego with a wacky grin on his face as the scene fades.

The scene fades into an dark office with a desk lamp. An arm chair with its back to the camera is shown. The top of a head can be seen but the face cannot.

Voice - The Pacific Wrestling Association lacks a positive leader with a vision. After a crippling loss up north I've come down to the PWA. You are listening to the new Pacific Wrestling Association's commissioner as appointed by the PWA Head Offices in Portland.

You still cannot see the face of the man and the name plate on his desk is covered with a cloth.

Voice - Sid Sharpe, welcome to hell!!

The scene fades out as Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

During the break the fans sit in silence in the arena until a flasher flashes the crowd and all the men in the crowd hoot and holler. Securtiy escorts the flasher out of the arena to the males jeers as the countdown hits the PacificVision.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break with Sid Sharpe storming around the halls in the back looking for the mysterious office. Sharpe finally finds the office and grabs a broom from next to the door.

Sharpe then quietly opens the door and creeps into the office. He walks to the armchair, spins it around, and smashes the broom over the Commissioner's head but sitting in the chair is just a mannequin. On a shelf behind the chair is a tape deck which is playing a tape.

Voice - Nice try Sid! But I'm not in the building tonight!

Sharpe tosses the tape deck across the room and storms out of the office as the scene fades.

"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits the PA as A-Dawg steps out from behind the curtain. Fans boo as he walks down the ramp, past the porta potty, and into the ring. He raises his arms, as "Walk" by Pantera kicks in. The fans cheer as John Storm walks out in a blue and black referee's tshirt. He raises his arms atop the steel stage before walking down to the ring. He takes the steps, and just glares at A-Dawg.

Theo Chaplin- Do you think John Storm is going to be a fair referee?

Elijah Page- Of course I do Theo!

"So What Cha Want" by the Beastie Boys blares throughout the arena as Chris Mask makes his way down to the ring. He rolls in and gets right in the face of A-Dawg as John Storm calls for the bell. Chris Mask shoves A-Dawg, but A-Dawg comes back with a hard right followed by another and another. A-Dawg has Chris Mask backed into a corner where he is now planting the boots to the gut of Mask. A-Dawg focuses more on the midsection and drives a few shoulders to the gut, Chris Mask bellowing in pain. A-Dawg backsteps until he is about in the middle of the ring, and then charges at Chris Mask with a spear. Mask moves as A-Dawg takes the full impact on his shoulder as it crashes hard into the steel post. He moans in agony.

Theo Chaplin- That's gonna hurt in the morning!

Elijah Page- You ain't kidding!

A-Dawg backs out of the corner, clutching his injured shoulder. He stumbles forward as Chris Mask hits a Japanese Arm Drag, and then locks on a reverse seated armbar, applying pressure to the already injured shoulder of A-Dawg. He screams out in pain as his shoulder is tourqued.He taps, but John Storm doesn't call for the bell.

Elijah Page- A-Dawg is tapping! Why isn't John Storm calling for the bell?!?!

Theo Chaplin- Because it's a porta potty match! The only way to win is to stuff your opponent into the porta potty! Sometimes, Eli...I wonder.

Elijah Page-Are you gonna finish your sentence?!?!?

Theo Chaplin- Oh brother!

Chris Mask finally releases the hold as A-Dawg clutches his shoulder in pain. Mask brings A-Dawg to his feet and hits a single arm DDT, his injured shoulder taking some impact. Mask then whips A-Dawg to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but A-Dawg sets up for a powerbomb, but his shoulder is too injured to even lift Chris Mask. He ends up hitting the back body drop. A-Dawg stumbles to his feet, but Chris Mask hits a dropkick, sending A-Dawg falling through the ropes, to the outside.

Theo Chaplin- Chris Mask really showing some great athleticism here!

Elijah Page- No he isn't! If A-Dawg didn't hurt himself, he'd be giving Chris Mask the whoopin of his life!

The Real Deal hops up onto the second rope and raises his arms to the crowd. Some cheer. He drops down, and reaches over the top rope in search of A-Dawg, but instead gets a faceful of fire extinguisher. The white cloud sprays into his face, blinding him. A-Dawg rolls into the ring and nails Chris Mask in the forehead with the steel object, sending him falling to the outside. A-Dawg then runs to the corner, hops up on the second rope, and dives over the top, hitting a plancha on Chris Mask.

Elijah Page- See! A-Dawg coming back! And he's injured!

A-Dawg opens the door of the porta potty and starts dragging Chris Mask in, but Mask hits a low blow on A-Dawg, and shoves him in the portable toilet. The door slams shut, but A-Dawg gets his arm out before it does, so the door doesn't close completely. He shoves the door open and dives out at Chris Mask, taking him down with a spear, although he hurt himself as well. He lays on the mat, clutching his left shoulder. John Storm checks on the two, and asks A-Dawg if he's alright.

Theo Chaplin- What heart from A-Dawg. He is in serious pain, yet he is still fighting, trying to continue in this match up!

Elijah Page- Ehhhhhh, heart, shmart!

Chris Mask is groggily back on his feet. Mask then lifts A-Dawg up to his feet and applies a hammerlock to him. A-Dawg screams in agony as his shoulder is all but completely popped out. A-Dawg collapses to the mat in pain and Mask releases the hold out of mercy.

Mask helps A-Dawg to his feet and looks at him with a little mercy in his eyes. A-Dawg then quickly DDT's him and locks in the Dawg Collar!!

Theo Chaplin - A-Dawg was playing possum and Chris Mask fell for it!!

Elijah Page - Erm, no he didn't.

John Storm is checking for a choke as A-Dawg drags Mask towards the Porta Potty. A-Dawg stuffs Mask into the Porta Potty and closes the door completely as Storm grabs his eye and starts to point to it letting everyone know that he has something caught in it.

A-Dawg looks at John Storm and walks over to him and shooves him as Mask's leg falls out of the door. A-Dawg asks why Storm didn't ring the bell and Storm gestures to his eye and then points to Mask's leg which isn't in the Porta Potty.

Theo Chaplin - Come on! A-Dawg had this match won!

Elijah Page - No, he didn't. You can clearly see Mask's leg hanging out the door.

A-Dawg kicks Storm in the stomach and delivers the Rabie Shot to the crowd's delight. Scotty Cocoa races down the ramp, slides into the ring, and delivers No Choice to A-Dawg. Cocoa drags A-Dawg over to the Porta Potty as Chris Mask is slowly rolling out the door.

Chris Mask gets to his feet and he and Scotty Cocoa stuff A-Dawg into the Porta Potty as a recoverd Storm calls for the bell!

Theo Chaplin - My god! Chris Mask jsut stole this one from A-Dawg!

John Storm raises Chris Mask's arm as the fans boo. Cocoa then pulls a lock out from somewhere and he locks A-Dawg into the Porta Potty as Storm and Mask grab pipes from under the ring. They slide back into the ring and the three men topple the Porta Potty and then start to mangle it with the pipes.

The Progeny race down the ramp with steel chairs and they slide into the ring. Perfection Inc. and The Progeny are in the ring glaring at each other from opposite sides as security fills the ring and gets between to rival factions. Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

During the commercial break security manages to get Perfection Inc out of the ring first and escort them up the ramp. But security in the ring can't hold The Progeny back and they race up the ramp and start to fight with Perfection Inc through the curtain to the back.

Afterwards the traditional beachball breaks out in the crowd. A fan stuffs the ball up his shirt hoping no one will notice because he wants to take it home the a beachball is kind of a bit too large to conceal. Security easily tracks the fan down and confiscates the ball as the rest of the crowd boos the one fan and shower him with cans and garbage as the countdown hits the PacificVision.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break as security has finally managed to separate The Progeny and Perfection Inc and has managed to get them to their respective locker rooms.

Theo Chaplin - Stemming out of these problems between The Progeny and Perfection Inc the new commissioner who is still unknown to us has signed his first PWA match to take place at Before You on September 23rd. He has signed a Last Team Standing in a Cell match!!

Elijah Page - You mean to tell me that he is going to lock Wild Child, Distress, and Major Distraction; The Progeny into a hell in the cell with John Storm, Scotty Cocoa, and Chris Mask, Perfection Inc?!

Theo Chaplin - That's right Eli! And, in order to win this match you must have completely knocked out every one of your opponents and everyone on your team must be on their feet!

Elijah Page - I don't know who this commissioner is but he sure knows how to make a match!!

That familar chorus of "let the bodies hit the flo, let the bodies hit the flo" echoes throughout the arena as The One makes his way to the ring.

Limp Bizkit's "My Way" blasts out of the speakers as Sam Hartley makes his way to the ring. He walks to the side opposite of the entrance and just leans on the apron, not entering the ring.

"Blow Your Mind" by Redman starts up as rookie Technine makes his way to the ring.

Alien Ant Farm's rendition of Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" erupts into the arena as "Smooth" Sammy Stevenson steps out from behind the curtain. He stares out to the crowd, does a little dance, and then joins The One and Technine in the ring.

Insane in the Membrane" explodes as Insane walks slowly to the ring. He tightens the tape on his wrists before rolling in the ring.

The familiar bassline of Mudvayne's "Dig" shudders throughout the arena as Distress stomps out from behind the curtain. He raises his arms in the air as he walks slowly to the ring. He doesn't enter.

"Be Quiet And Drive" by the deftones kicks in as Wild Child runs down to the ring and slides in. He attacks Technine, as Distress slides int he ring as well. All seven men engage in a battle as...

"Neverending Story" by New Found Glory starts up. Crash makes his return to the ring by running down, and sliding in, joining in with the brawl.

"I'm not the one whose so far away, as I feel the snake bite enter my vein" is heard throughout the arena signalling the start of Godsmack's "Voodoo". Scab steps out from behind the curtain and just chuckles at the battle ensuing in the ring. He takes his time getting to the ring, simply just sliding in when he gets there.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by the legendary Nirvana starts up as Chris Ponger makes his way to the ring. he stays on the outside, avoiding the brawl, as...

Metallica's "I Disappear" blasts throughout the arena. The fans erupt as The Main Event, K-9 and Assassin make their way to the ring, as the favorites in this unique match up. They join the battle

Pastor Troy's "No Mo Play in GA" rips into the Pengrowth Saddledome as Iceberg walks out to the top of the stage. The fans boo like mad as Iceberg awaits on the outside as

"Nightmare" by Da MAB starts up. The fans go wild as Da MAB steps out from behind the curtain with Razzle Dazzle girl by his side. Da MAB goes crazy. He runs down the aisle and clotheslines Iceberg, and rolls him in the ring. He enters as well...

The opening guitar riff from Sum 41's "Fat Lip" starts up as the crowd go absolutely insane. The Ego peaks his head out from behind the curtain as the fans cheers grow even louder. The Ego just laughs and heads to the ring. He slides, as the battle continues...the bell finally rings.

Theo Chaplin- What a mess this is...fifteen of the PWA's top superstars crammed into one ring, every man with one thing on his mind...Tag Team Gold!

Elijah Page- My money is on Scab and Insane!

Theo Chaplin- Scab and Insane???

Elijah Page- Yes! You got a problem tub-o?!?

In the ring, everyone has paired off with someone, The Main Event doubleteaming Sam Hartley. They have him in the corner, both men stomping a mudhole in him. Technine and Distress are brawling, Technine with the upperhand. He hits Distress with a quick DDT, and follows up with twisting neckbreaker. Technine pulls a staggering Distress to his feet and goes for a forceful punch, but Distress ducks and kicks Technine in the gut, nailing a stump puller piledriver. Distress then whips Techinine into the corner, and as he stumbles forward, Distress hits a falling DDT. Distress whips Technine to the ropes as Wild Child pulls the top rope down, sending Technine flying over the top, to the outside.

Theo Chaplin- Technine is out already!

Elijah Page- Hahaha! He can kiss his tag team gold aspirations goodbye!Ahahaha!!

Theo Chaplin- That wasn't funny Eli!

In the ring Da MAB is taking over, knocking Scab down with a hard clothesline. He drops Wild Child with a dropkick, and nails The One with a superkick. In the corner of the screen, you can see Iceberg throw Crash over the top rope with one hand. Sammy Stevenson charges The Ego, but the Ego grabs Smooth in a spiebuster-like position and drops him throat first across the ropes. Smooth bounces up in a straight position as The Ego hits a stunner-like manuver on him. Iceberg comes from behind and knocks the Ego down. He hits a snap suplex and follows up with a chest buster. Insane flies toward Iceberg, who just sidesteps, sending Insane flying THROUGH the ropes. When Iceberg turns back around he is hit with The Humbler.

Theo Chaplin- The Humbler!!!Iceberg in a bad way!

Elijah Page- I just want to point out that Insane is still in this match. He never went over the top rope.

The Ego brings Iceberg to the ropes and tries to get him over, but K-9 walks over and nails The Ego. he bounces him off the ropes and hits a quick powerslam, The Ego's head bouncing off the canvas. Sam Hartley nails a spear on Iceberg. The One comes from behind and hits a hard low blow to Hartley, sending his stumbling forward into the ropes. The One tries to get him over, but Sam Hartley gives it his all to stay in, grabbing The One in a bear hug. Insane reaches up and pulls the top rope down as The One and Sam Hartley go stumbling to the mats. Insane slides in the ring, where his head is taken off by Scab. Those two battle on the mat while Wild Child and Distress are double teaming Sammy Stevenson. He is giving a valiant effort, as Iceberg comes from behind and grabs Wild Child. He throws him into the corner and starts nailing hard knifeedge chops. Iceberg backs up and charges with a clothesline but Wild Child ducks under and Iceberg gpes flying into the tunrbuckles. He stumbles forward and is hit with the Score.

Theo Chaplin- The Score! Iceberg not having a good night!

Scab runs at Chris Ponger, who just ducks and sends Scab flying over the top rope. Scab hits the mats hard. Chris Ponger steps forward and takes Wild Child down with a hard clothesline. He kicks him in the gut and takes him over with a standing stalling suplex. He then hooks on a half crab.

Elijah Page- What the hell is Ponger doing?!?! This is a battle royal, not a submission match!

Da MAB and The Ego are going at it, trading lefts and rights, both knocking each other in near unconciousness. The Ego goes for an outside punch, but Da MAB ducks under, bounces off the ropes, and takes The Ego down with a flying forearm smash. Sammy Stevenson hits a low blow on Distress and sends him over the top. Insane hits a dropkick to the face of Chris Ponger, and goes to throw Wild Child out, but Wild Child reverses, sending Insane flying over the top rope, to the mats.

Theo Chaplin-Well folks, about half of the competitors in this match up have been eliminated...about eight remain.

Elijah Page- And Scab and Insane are both gone! Dammit!

Da MAB is tangling with Wild Child as K-9 and Iceberg are fighting. K-9 locks on a side headlock, but Iceberg escapes, sending K-9 into the ropes. On the rebound, Iceberg takes K-9 down with a samoan drop, and follows up with a hiptoss. K-9 rises to his feet, but Assassin takes off Iceberg's head. The Ego and Chris Ponger are tying up, Ponger with the upperhand. He gets The Ego in a top wristlock, and applies as much pressure as possible, but Sammy Stevenson hits a hurricanran on Ponger. Wild Child and Da MAB are fighting near the ropes. Wild Child hits a kick to the gut of Da MAB and goes for a powerbomb.

Theo Chaplin- Wild Child looking to powerbomb Da MAB over the top rope, and out of this match!

Da MAB fights back with all he has left, hitting lefts and rights to the face of Wild Child. Then, using the ropes, DaMAB tries to reverses the move, to send Wild Child out of the ring...Sammy Stevenson coems up from behind and dumps them both over the top.

Theo Chaplin- Da MAB is out! I thought he had a chance to win!

The Ego hits Don't Wanna Miss A Thing on Sammy Stevenson, sending him flying over the top as well. Assassin gets Chris Ponger in a military press position, and drops him face first over the top rope!

Theo Chaplin- Oh no! We're down to the final four here! The Ego, Iceberg, K-9 and The Assassin! Who's gonna win?!?!

Elijah Page- Well, since Insane and Scab got them selves eliminated...I'll say...hmmmmmm...Iceberg,...and...hmmph...just Iceberg! Yeah! Iceberg!Woohoo!

All four men look at each other, and then jump into a brawl, Assassin on The Ego, K-9 on Iceberg. K-9 sends Iceberg bouncing off the ropes, and hits a kick then he sets up for the Niner, but Iceberg scoops K-9's legs out from under him and hits a slingshot to the corner. K-9 stumbles forward and gets hit with The Ice Pick. Assassin whips The Ego to Iceberg who hits him with a dro toe hold. Iceberg the darts for Assassin who hiptosses him over the top, but Iceberg grabs hold of the top rope, his feet never touch the outside. Iceberg pulls himself up to the apron. Assassin and K-9 double team The Ego, preparing for a victory. Assassin lifts the ego up into the military press position, but Iceberg rolls into the ring and hits a dropkick on Assassin, making him drop The Ego, and sending Assassin over the top. The Ego grabs K-9 and throws him over the top. The bell rings!

Elijah Page- Yeahhhhh!!!Iceberg!!!Woohoo!!

Theo Chaplin- I don't believe it! The two men who cannot get along at all whatsoever win the tag titles. The two me who will meet each other in a crippler fight at Before You win the tag titles tonight! I don't believe it!

"Fat Lip" by Sum 41 starts up as the referee awards Iceberg and The Ego their tag team titles. The Ego holds his up, but Iceberg takes The Ego's head off with his. He then hits the Icepick, as Shock goes off the air.