[July 9, 2001]
Live From the Tokoyo Dome in Tokoyo, Japan

Theo Chaplin-Welcome to Monday Night Shooooooooooooock!

The lights slowly go back on. The camera pans around to see such signs "Legally Assholes", "Sid Sharpe Sucks" and "I Love Trish."

Theo Chaplin-We are live here in Tokoyo, Japan. And boy what a Shockwe had last week.

Elijah Page-Hell yes!

Theo Chaplin-We saw the formation of a new stable, Legally Glamorous, which contains The new Rocky Mountain Champion, Paul Law, the new Canadian Champion, Glamorous Grant Keat, and a man who owns 50% of the company, Sid Sharpe.

Elijah Page-Isn't it great Theo?!?

Theo Chaplin-No! They screwed Hugh Jorgan out of the Canadian title and left Steve Sharpe a bloody mess.

As the two are speaking, "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg roars into the arena, as the crowd explodes in boos. First, out walks Sid Sharpe, dressed in his usual attire, he is followed by Paul Law and Grant Keaton, the three men walk down the ramp into the ring as Sid Sharpe gets in the ring.

Sid Sharpe-I never knew Tokoyo, Japan.

The fans cheer.

Sid Sharpe-Sucked this much.

The fans boo quite loud.

Sid Sharpe-Tonight, you will not only see new Tag Team Champions, but a new Pacific International Champion as well, because you see, that mystery opponent will be one of us!

"The God That Failed" hits and the crowd jump to their feet, they look towards the entryway and see Steve Sharpe walk out with Trish behind him. Steve Sharpe stops on the ramp.

Steve Sharpe-Well, Sid, you're right, one member of Legally Glamorous will be fighting Hugh Jorgan tonight. And who will it be? Paul Law? No. Grant Keaton? Well, he did beat Jorgan last week, but no. The man who will meet Jorgan tonight is.... you Sid! Sid Sharpe vs Hugh Jorgan for the Pacific International Title, tonight!

"The God That Failed" by Metallica hits again as Steve Sharpe and Trish walk towards the back. Sid Sharpe is throwing a hissy fit in the ring, before leaving.

Theo Chaplin-Sid Sharpe is going to get what he deserves! Sid Sharpe vs Hugh Jorgan! Sid's going to an ass kicking!

Elijah Page-No! No! No! It's not fair.

Theo Chaplin-That's huge new folks! Anyway, lets just get to the first match-up!

[Triple Threat]
Cecil Coven vs Aurora vs Rich Kid

"Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill blasts out of the PA as Rich Kid walks out into the arena. He faces the boos, and some cheers while he walks to the ring. "Dumb" by Nirvana kicks in as Cecile Covenn and Xcalibur walk down to the ring. They enter, and talk with the other member of High Class, Rich Kid. Rich Kid and Cecile begin to argue as "Livin In Chaos" by the Offspring blares throughout the arena. The fans cheer for the new comer. He enters the ring as all of High Class attack him. They all put the boots to him, as the refereee tries to gain control. He gets in the face of Xcalibur, warning him that he'll throw him out. Xcalibur backs off, and rolls under the bottom rope. The referee calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- Well, this match off the an interesting start. Now this match consists of all rookies, two of which are debuting their wrestling skills here tonight!

Elijah Page- Enough with the damn background information. We're here for the wrestling, not the history!

Cecile grabs Aurora by the back of the head and goes to lift him to his feet, and hits an inside forearm smash to the face of Aurora. He beats him down to one knee, goes off the ropes, and comes back with a field gaol kick to the face. Rich Kid shows a satisfied smirk, and then holds Covenn back. Rich Kid then lifts Aurora to his feet, whips him to the ropes, and takes him down with a hurricanrana. Cecile Covenn smiles, but then goes back to schowcasing his skills. He brings Aurora to his feet, and sets up for a powerbomb, but Aurora fights back, reversing it into a hurricanrana. He bounces off the ropes and takes Rich Kid down with a cross body block. Cecile Covenn is back to his feet, as is Aurora, awaiting. Aurora hits a left, followed by a right, then another left, and another right. He pushes Covenn against the ropes, and takes him down with a Japanese Are Drag. Covenn hops back to his feet, and is saved by Rich Kid who hits a low blow on Aurora.

Theo Chaplin- Rich Kid saves his fellow member of High Class.

Elijah Page- Friends are good to have backstage, but when you're in the ring, you don't have any friends! I think Rich Kid wants Covenn himself!

Theo Chaplin- Don't be ridiculous!

Rich Kid and Cecile Covenn continue to stomp. Rich Kid brings Aurora to his feet, and sends him against the ropes. Rich Kid and Covenn grab each others arms and take Aurora down with a clothesline. Covenn lifts Aurora to his feet, and sets him up for a powerbomb, which Rich Kid spikes. Rich Kid takes the cover.1...2...Cecile Covenn pulls Rich Kid off of Aurora. Rich Kid jumps to his feet and gets in the face of Covenn.

Elijah Page- See! You can't have any friends in the ring! Especially in a triple threat match!

Theo Chaplin- Maybe you're right!

Elijah Page- Of course I'm right! My name is Elijah Page! I am the best damn color commentator out there and I deserve respect!

Theo Chaplin- Ok there Eli.

Cecile says something to Rich Kid, who seemingly understands, and turns back to a fallen Aurora, to work on him more, but whips back around, and plants a solid fist to the jaw of Cecile Covenn, sending him sprawling backward. He follows up with another, and t akes Covenn into a headlock. Rich Kid plants a few fists to the face of Cecile Covenn, and then sends him into the ropes. On the rebound, Rich Kid takes Covenn down with a high back body drop. He continues to stomp him, but Aurora comes from behind, and hits a low blow on Rich Kid. He follows up with a front face DDT. He overs, but Rich Kid kicks out after two.

Theo Chaplin- Aurora finally showing signs of life!

Elijah Page- What's Xcalibur doing?Look! What's he doing?

Xcalibur rolls in the ring, and hits the Royal Kick on Aurora, but Aurora ducks and Rich Kid gets a faceful of Xcalibur's boot. Aurora hits a snap suplex on Xcalibur, and follows up with a DDT. He scales the ropes, and prepares for the Fort Knox, but falls on his genitals when Cecile Covenn knocks the ropes from under him. Xcalibur rises to his feet, as he and Cecile Covenn climb the ropes, and set Aurora up for a suplex.

Theo Chaplin- Oh dear God. What are they gonna do?

Xcalibur and Cecile Covenn push off the ropes, and kill Aurora with a double superplex. Covenn covers, as Xcalibur rolls out of the ring.1...2...3!!! Rich Kid leaps through the air and nails Cecile Covenn just as the ref counted the three.

Theo Chaplin- Cecile Covenn wins! But look at the face of Rich Kid! He's pissed!

Elijah Page- Wouldn't you be pissed too?

Rich Kid lifts Covenn up and hits the Million Dollar Drop. Xcalibur gets in the ring and stares Rich Kid in the eye. Rich Kid backs up, drops to the mat, and rolls out of the ring, heading toward the back. Xcalibur just watches.

Elijah Page- Friends fighting! I love it!

Theo Chaplin- What kind of shallow human being are you?

[Winner]Cecile Covenn

We See Sid Sharpe, Paul Law, and Grant Keaton in Sid Sharpe's office.

Sid Sharpe-He can't do this! I'm not fighting Jorgan! One of you can!

Paul Law-We'll think of something Sid, let's just worry about the Tag Titles for now.

Shock goes to a commercial break.

During the break a "Sid Sucks" chant erupts throughout the crowd. This then turns into a "Jorgan" chant as the countdown pops up on the PacificVision

We see Hugh Jorgan and Mindy Malice enter Steve Sharpe's office.

Steve Sharpe-Hugh, my good man, what can I do for you Champ?

Hugh Jorgan-I just wanted to thank you for letting me get my hands on that bastard, Sid.

Steve Sharpe-This isn't just for you, it's for my entertainment too. Anyway Hugh Sit down, rest up for your big bout.

The two laugh as Hugh Jorgan sits down on a long sofa with Mindy Malice.

"Nightmare" by DaMAB kicks in on the PA, as DaMAB steps out from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. He slides under the bottom rope, and uses the ropes to stretch out his back. "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 plays. The reigning Japan Pro Champion, Dan Noble steps out into the arena, his Japan Pro belt wrapped snug around his waist, Louisville Slugger clenched tightly in his right hand. He walks to the ring slowly. As he enters, DaMAB attacks.

Theo Chaplin- DaMAB looking for the early advantage, in what looks like a grueling match in the works.

Elijah Page- DaMAB might need that early advantage too, against Dan Noble!

DaMAB stomps Noble continuously, but the referee gets in the way, and holds DaMAB back, giving Noble time to rise to his feet. Noble, with a sadistic look in his eye, charges DaMAB and takes him down with a killer clothesline. DaMAB back to his feet and his met with a hard right, followed by a left, and another right. Noble backs DaMAB into the ropes, and goes to whip him to the opposite side of the ring, but DaMAB reverses sending Noble bouncing off the ropes. DaMAB counters with a flying headscissors. He covers. The ref drops for the count. 1...2...Noble kicks out. The two rise to their feet, DaMAB planting an elbow to the forehead of Dan Noble. he follows up with a top wristlock, snapping Noble's arm down, which applies more pressure, and pain. MAB sends Noble to the ropes and takes him down with a huge cross body block. He hooks the leg, 1...2...Noble gets a shoulder up!

Theo Chaplin- So far this match has been all DaMAB!

Elijah Page- Yes, but my hero, Dan Noble kicks out every time! It's gonna take more than a lousy cross body block to take Dan Noble out of the game!

Theo Chaplin- For once in PWA history, I agree with you Eli!

DaMAB helps Noble to his feet, but soon regrets it as Noble's forearm comes into contact with MAB's genitals.Noble hits DaMAB with a DDT, then goes off the ropes, and lands an elbow drop. Noble covers, but DaMAB kicks out after two. Noble brings DaMAB to his feet, and knocks him back down with a hard knife edge chop. MAB back to his feet, is pushed against the ropes, and Noble goes behind with a sleeper hold. DaMAB slowly fades away, eventually dropping to one knee. He drops to two knees as the ref lifts his arm in the air. It drops. The ref lifts DaMAB's arm in the air once again, as it drops. The ref calls out "two!". Once more, the ref grabs DaMAB's arm and raises it in the air, but as it drops, MAB gains some momentum, and thrusts both arms in the air. He rises to his feet, and nails some hard elbows to the midsection of Dan Noble, sending him to the ropes. DaMAB goes for a sleeper of his own on the Japan Pro Champion, but Noble reverses it into a snap mare. DaMAB rises to his feet as Dan Noble goes off the ropes, and takes DaMAb down with a flying forearm smash. As DaMAB rises to his feet, Noble takes him back down with a scoop slam. DaMAB rises to his feet again, but is met with many hard lefts and rights of Dan Noble.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble showing us what he's made of!

Elijah Page- Which is a whole lot!

Noble has DaMAB backed into the ropes, and Noble runs against the ropes opposite DaMAB. He goes to clothesline MAB over the top, but DaMAB ducks and sends Dan Noble flying high over the top rope, flashbulbs going off as Noble hits the concrete floor. DaMAB drops to the mat on the inside of the ring, the referee checking on him.

Theo Chaplin- There's no way to land in that situation that doesn't hurt. Noble has got to be injured.

Elijah Page- He's a man! He'll tough it out!

Just the, Ray Blaze runs down to ringside. He lifts Dan Noble to his feet and hits the Blaze Face on him on the concrete. He lifts him up and rolls him in the ring. DaMAB covers, as the ref counts,1...2...3!!!!

Elijah Page- He cheated! Ray Blaze just cost Dan Noble the Japan Pro Title!

Theo Chaplin- No he didn't! DaMAB is now the Number One Contender for the Canadian Title. Dan Noble is still the Japan Pro Champion, unless DaMAB can pull that off again!

Elijah Page- Oh thank god! I almost thought Noble was a loser for a second!

DaMAB lifts Dan Noble to his feet, who is now bleeding profusely from his forehead, due to the Blaze Face on the concrete. Ray Blaze is still ringside. DaMAB sends Noble to the ropes, and takes him down with a powerslam. Noble struggles to get to his feet, but is knocked back down with a dropkick. DaMAB covers, as the ref counts,1...2...Dan Noble just barely gets his foot on the bottom rope.

Elijah Page- See! He's a smart guy! I always tell you. DaMAB put the pressure on the upper body, so Noble couldn't kick out, but there's the ropes right there!

DaMAB pulls Noble to his feet, and goes to whip him against the ropes, but Noble reverses it, pulling DaMAB toward him, nailing him with a HUGE short arm clothesline

Theo Chaplin- DaMAB might be missing a few brain cells after that one!

Elijah Page-What are you talking about? He didn't have any to begin with!

Noble slowly rises to his feet, and as DaMAB goes for a roundhouse punch, Noble ducks under, and executes an atomic drop! DaMAB stumbles forward, and is taken down with a clothesline as he turns around. Noble drapes his arm across the chest of DaMAB.1...2...Ray Blaze pulls the ref out of the ring!

Theo Chaplin- What the hell is Ray Blaze doing?!?!?!

Elijah Page- He's trying to screw Dan Noble again!

Noble notices the ref on the outside, Blaze entering the ring. Noble stumbles to his feet, only to be hit with a spear by "The Only Man That Matters". Noble rolls out of the ring, as Blaze takes in the cheers of apriciation by the fans. Noble sits up on the outside, on his knees, his back toward Blaze. Blaze walks over and grabs a handful of Noble's hair, but the Japan Pro Champion whips his arms up, nailing Ray Blaze in the face with the Louisville Slugger. Blaze stumbles backward as Noble enters the ring. Noble follows up by nailing Blaze in the face with a hard right followed by many more. Noble sends Blaze to the ropes, and sets up for a back body drop, but on the rebound, Blaze kicks a bent over Dan Noble in the face, sending him stumbling backward. Blaze goes off the ropes, and goes for a spear on Noble, but he sidesteps Blaze, and a now standing DaMAB gets the full impact of the spear. Blaze rises to his feet and as he turns around he is met with the Louisville Slugger to the ribs. Noble drops the bat and executes the Noble Bomb. He rolls Blaze out of the ring, and DaMAB gets to his feet, he is hit in the head with the bat. Dan Noble covers, as the ref slides back in the ring, after recovering,1.........2..........3!!!!!!!!!!!

Elijah Page- Yesssss!!!!!! Dan Noble is still the Japan Pro Champion!!! And yes, he is that damn good, to take care of both DaMAB, and that no good, lousy son of a bitch Ray Blaze!

Theo Chaplin- You're very right, and as much as I don't like Noble, he really deserved this win, and he surprised me by getting it, over two odds!

Back in Steve Sharpe's office, Steve is talking to someone of camera.

Steve Sharpe-Alright, it's almost time, I hope you're ready.

Trish-Steve, he's always ready.

Steve Sharpe-I hope so.

Steve Sharpe shakes the man's hand, then Hugh Jorgan walks over and shakes it as well.

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred hits over the P.A. system as the crowd erupts in boos. Out from the curtain walks Grant Keaton, with his Canadian Title over his shoulder. He stops on the ramp when...

"Hate Me Now" by Nas blasts throughout the arena, filling and the crowd boos just as loud as ever. Paul Law walks out with the Rocky Mountain Title around his waist and his breifcase in hand. He joins Glamorous Grant Keaton and the two men walk down the ramp to a sea of boos. They then slide into the ring as...

"Whatever" by Godsmack hits and the crowd keeps their boos going. Tom Terwilliger walks out with his half of the Tag Team Titles. Terwilliger runs down the ramp, knowing he has to get in early shots, because Ray Blaze and Tom Terwilliger can not co-exist.

Paul LAw has taken the two belts and his breifcase to the outside. So, Tom Terwilliger throws his belt down, slides in the ring and clotheslines Glamorous Grant Keaton. Tom Terwilliger then picks up Grant Keaton and piledrives him. He goes for an early cover; 1.....2..Keaton kicks out.

Theo Chaplin-Terwilliger wanted to end this one early.

Elijah Page-Of course he couldn't though! Keaton is way too good.

Terwilliger picks Keaton back up hits a standing, stalling vertical suplex. Terwilliger goes to the top rope and comes off with a beatiful moonsault. He covers again; 1.....2...Paul Law breaks up the count. Law them grabs Tom Terwilliger and hits a belly to belly suplex. Law then helps up Keaton.

Elijah Page-What a move!

Theo Chaplin-C'mon Eli, this is a handicap match.

Grant Keaton grabs Tom Terwilliger and does a standing, stalling vertical suplex of his own on Terwilliger. Paul Law then hits a Russin legsweep on Tom Terwilliger. Glamorous Grant Keaton and Paul Law each get on a turnbuckle and the crowd boos madly when....

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits as red and white laserlights fill the Tokoyo Dome. Ray Blaze walks out from behind the curtain, he is greated by a huge ovation. Ray Blaze steps out onto the stage and slowly makes his way to the ring.

Theo Chaplin-Looks like Ray Blaze still have some compassion for his fellow man even if it is an asshole like Terwilliger.

Elijah Page-Or he wants the Tag Team Titles.

Grant Keaton and Paul Law get off the turnbuckles and stand in the ring awaiting Ray Blaze. Blaze runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Paul Law charges at him, but Ray Blaze hits a drop toe hold. Grant Keaton runs at Blaze, but Blaze does a back body drop and Keaton flies to the outside.

Theo Chaplin-Ray Blaze is destroying everyone in his path.

Blaze waits for Law to get up and when he does he is greeted by a Ray Blaze superkick, Blaze covers; 1.....2...Paul Law kicks out. Tom Terwillger is not up, the two double clothesline Paul Law. Then they grab Paul Law and set him up for a double powerbomb...

Theo Chaplin-They're actually working together.

Elijah Page-People will do anything for gold!

Ray Blaze lifts Law up, but Grant Keaton spears Blaze just in time, so Blaze drops Paul Law. Keaton then hits Tom Terwilliger with a shortarm clothesline. The Glamorous One then picks Tom Terwilliger up and powerslams him, Keaton covers; 1.....2...Blaze breaks up the count.

Elijah Page-Damnit!

Ray Blaze and Paul Law then each go to their corners.

Theo Chaplin-The referee has finally gotten control.

Both men get to their feet. Tom Terwilliger punches Keaton. Grant hits him back, the two begin exchanging punches. Law tries to come in but the ref stops him. Blaze then comes and hits a Blaze face on Keaton. Terwilliger covers Keaton, but noone is there to count.Terwilliger gets up and walks towards the referee, meanwhile, Keaton gets up.

Law tosses him the breifcase. Keaton drills Tom with it. He covers; 1.....2....Blaze breaks it up. Ray Blaze then hits a powerclothesline on Keaton. Then he helps Terwilliger up and hit the Blaze face on him. Law throws Keaton on Terwilliger; 1.....2.....3.

Wheeler then starts walking towards the ring. Paul Law and Grant Keaton look on, shocked, Wheeler gets into the ring. "The Real F'N Deal" then goes to work on Legally Fabulour. Paul Law tries to his the Objection, but Wheeler grabs his arm and easily hits a jackhammer on him. Then, he hits Keaton with the Unleashed. He grabs Law's breifcase and drills Law with it when he gets up. Wheeler throws the breifcase down as "Devil Without A Casuse" hits. Wheeler climbs to the top rope, gets down and walks away as the fans are cheering louder then ever before. Shock goes to a commercial break.

During the break the fans chanted "Wheeler! Wheeler! Wheeler!" Then the beachball broke out. As it bounced around, the fans kept chanting. The security guard finally grabbed it. The man that he grabbed it from hit the security guard with the Unleashed. Then police officers came and took the man away. The countdown appeared on the PacificVision.

Finally, Legally Glamorous gets back to their locker room, where Sid Sharpe looks worried.

Sid Sharpe-You have to help me.

Paul Law-Sid! Did you see what just happened? Did you see it?!? Chris Wheeler, IWF legend, Chris Wheeler just came out.

Sid Sharpe-I'm fully aware of that.

Grant Keaton-So have him arrestted!

Sid Sharpe-It's not that easy, Steve signed him to a contract.

Paul Law-What? A Contract! Damnit!

"Dumb" by Nirvana blasts throughout the arena as Xcalibur walks out onto the stage, without the rest of High Class. He walks to the ring, while the crowd boo. He enters the ring as "Killing Time" by (hed)pe erupts and Phaze steps out from behind the curtain. he recieves a mixed ovation as he walks to the ring. He walks up the steps and enters the ring.

Theo Chaplin- What an exciting match this should be!

Elijah Page- Yea yea, wake me up when it's over, OK?

The two lock up, and Phaze shoves Xcalibur into the corner. he hits him a few times in the face, and follows up with a knife edge chop. The smack echoes throughout the arena as the crowd react. Phaze follows up with a few more knife edge chops, and then whips Xcalibur to the opposite corner. Phaze runs to the corner and attempts an avalanche, but Xcalibur moves out of the way, Phaze recieveing a mouthful of turnbuckle. He stumbles backward, and is met with some Xcalibur rights and left. Phaze's head snaps back with each devastating punch, as he is backed into the corner. Xcalibur plants a few forearms to the face of Phaze, and then he lifts him up on the top turnbuckle. Xcalibur then climbs up to the top, and sets Phaze up for a suplex. The fans cheer and flashbulbs go off like crazy, as Xcalibur connects with the superplex.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my God what a move! Phaze isn't moving! He's not moving!

Elijah Page- Yeah, nimrod. That's what happens when you get superplexed off the top rope!

Xcalibur covers.1...2...Phaze kicks out.

Theo Chaplin- No way! Impossible! I thought Phaze was dead!

Xcalibur looks as shocked as Theo Chaplin, and then his shock turns to anger, as he begins to stomp the hell out of Phaze. He lifts Phaze to his feet, and smacks some hard forearms across the back of Phaze. Xcalibur sends Phaze flying to the ropes and takes him down with a hiptoss on the rebound. Xcalibur waits as Phaze slowly stumbles to his feet, and then knocks him back down with a spinning heel kick.

Thoe Chaplin- It's over! Phaze is done. Xcalibur has won!

Elijah Page- Wait a second! What's Xcalibur doing?

Xcalibur starts climbing the turnbuckles, until he reaches the top, facing the crowd.

Theo Chaplin- Oh god...you don't think...

Xcalibur leaps off the top rope, for a moonsault, but Phaze rolls out of the way, Xcalibur landing face first, hard, on the mat. Phaze runs over and covers,1...2...Xcalibur gets a shoulder up. Phaze lifts Xcalibur to his feet, and sends him to the ropes, taking him down with a spine buster. He sends Xcalibur to the ropes again, and follows up with a front backbreaker. Phaze goes off the ropes this time, and carelessly drops a leg across the throat of Xcalibur. Phaze reaches over, and hooks a leg.1...2...Xcalibur grabs a handful of Phaze's hair, and pulls, Phaze relinquishing the pin. The two are on their feet, Xcalibur still with a handful of hair, but Phaze rakes the eyes, kicks a boot to the groin, and follows up with a single arm DDT. The two rise to their feet again, and Phaze takes Xcalibur down yet again with a scoop slam. He covers, and only gets two.

Theo Chaplin- These two showing us a helluva fight!

Elijah Page- Who gives a damn about these two?!?

Phaze sends Xcalibur to the ropes, but Xcalibur reverses it and sends into the ropes. On the rebound, Xcalibur attempts a hiptoss, but Phaze reverses it and tries for a back slide pin, but Xcalibur reverses that, by flipping over the back of Phaze, and executing a devastating Impaler. The two are laid out, due to fatigue and injuries.

ELijah Page- All Xcalibur has to do is drape his arm across the chest of Phaze and he has the victory! What's he waiting for?

Theo Chaplin- I'd love to see you in a ring, Eli! You don't know how hard and taxing it is!

Elijah Page- And I'd love to see you in a ring! But that'll never happen. You...in a ring...haahhaaaaahhhhaaaahaaaa!!!!

The referee is at "7" in the ten count as Xcalibur stirs. He is up to one knee as Phaze rolls over onto his stomach. Xcalibur is finally up to his feet, and bounces off the ropes. He hops over the limp body or Phaze and goes off the ropes again, coming back, looking for an elbow drop, but is taken down with a drop toe hold by Phaze.

Theo Chaplin- Possum! Phaze was playing possum!

Elijah Page- The oldest trick in the book.

Both men are to their feet, Phaze gesturing for Xcalibur to "come on". Xcalibur goes for a clothesline, but Phaze ducks under, and hits a few snapping jabs to the face of Xcalibur. Phaze bounces Xcalibur off the ropes, and executes a back body drop. Phaze goes off the ropes as Xcalibur pulls himself to his feet. Xcalibur sees Phaze lying through the air, and quickly moves out of the way, Phaze crashing to the mat. Moments later he is back to his feet, the two exchanging massive blows. Phaze takes over and hooks in a fisherman's suplex, but Xcalibur barely kicks out after two. Phaze bends down to lift Xcalibur to his feet, but Xcalibur nails him in the mouth with a hard right fist, drawing blood. Phaze stumbles back into the corner, wiping blood from his mouth, as Xcalibur rises to his feet, calling for the Royal Kick. He attempts, but Phaze sidesteps, and grabs Xcalibur's foot, locking on an ankle lock as Xcalibur falls to the mat.

Theo Chaplin- Is Phaze going to upset Xcalibur with a reversal of his own finisher?

Elijah Page- I've never seen anyone reverse the Royal Kick! I didn't even know you could reverse a kick!

Xcalibur cries out in pain, as he reaches desperately for the ropes. He crawls forward, toward the ropes, but with every inch that Xcalibur moves, Phaze applies more pressure. The ref asks Xcalibur if he gives up, but just before Xcalibur taps, he reaches the ropes.

Theo Chaplin- I would've put my money on it being over right there!

Elijah Page- What the hell kinda bet is that?

Phaze gets pissed and starts stomping Xcalibur's ankle, Xcalibur screaming in pain with each hit. Phaze goes to send Xcalibur to the ropes, but Xcalibur stumbles and falls. Phaze laughs and walks over to the body of Xcalibur, who is clutching his injured ankle. Phaze has a crazy grin on his face.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no no. What is Phaze going to do?

Elijah Page- I dunno. Hopefully something cruel and brutal!

Phaze lifts Xcalibur to his feet, and drives his foot into his gut, setting him up for the Kill In Time. Xcalibur drops to his knees as his ankle gives out. Phaze smiles, but his smile is soon turned into an expression of pain as Xcalibur hits a low blow on Phaze. Xcalibur jumps to his feet, and as he turns back toward Xcalibur, he is taken down with the Royal Kick. Xcalibur's ankle gives out, as he falls on top of Phaze, for the cover. 1...2...3!!

Theo Chaplin- Xcalibur pulling all the energy from the bottom of his damn soul to get the job done, and boy did he!

Elijah Page- Yeah, Xcalibur might have won this round, but the game has only just begun. The next step is Paul Law!

During the break, the ritual beach ball breaks out. The fans pass it around, but one angry fan pops it, from being annoyed from being hit in the head with it on several ocassions. The crowd boo the angered fan. The countdown shows up on the PacificVision.

Back in Steve Sharpe's office.

Steve Sharpe-Go kick his ass Hugh.

Hugh Jorgan-I'm on it.

Hugh Jorgan and Mindy Malice walk out as Da MAB walks in.

Steve Sharpe-Da MAB! Nice to see you, you've got Keaton next week!

Da MAB-That's all I was looking for.

Steve Sharpe-Well MAB, sit down, watch the Main event, Sid Sharpe's going to get his ass handed to him.

Da MAB-I think I'll do that.

Da MAB sits on a couch with Chris Wheeler. Trish is sitting on Chris' lap as Steve Sharpe turns the volume on his TV up.

Steve Sharpe-Actually I think I've got another plan.

Shock goes to a commercial broadcasting an advertisement for PWA War on the Shore, Live, July 20, 2001.

"Lay Low" by Snoop hits over the P.A. system and crowd erupts in boos. From behind the curtain, out walks Sid Sharpe. The crowd boos louder. He is followed by Glamorous Grant Keaton and Paul Law. They walk down the aisle and into the ring when...

"Eye Candy" by SPiRE blasts throughout the arena, filling. The fans rise to their feet as Hugh Jorgan walks out from behind the curtain with his Pacific International Title. He stops on the ramp when...

"Nightmare" by Da MAB roars into the Tokoyo Dome as Da MAB walks onto the ramp. The crowd go absolutely mad seeing the two come out together. Da MAB has a microphone in his pocket that he hands to Hugh Jorgan.

Hugh Jorgan-So, Sid, Pauly, Grant, did you really think I'd be dumb enough to come out here without backup?

Da MAB-Now Jorgan and I are from a Tag Team, but we both agree that we hate Legally Glamorous. So, Keaton, Law, don't think about getting involved. An don't worry, Steve Sharpe has made this match no DQs.

Da MAB throws the mic onto the ground and the two run to the ring, right before they get to it, Hugh Jorgan throws his PacInt title to the ground. Jorgan and Da MAB start to battle with Paul Law and Grant Keaton. Sid Sharpe just sits back and watches. Finally, Da MAB and Jorgan throw to out. Da MAB then slides out the other side, the bell rings.

Theo Chaplin-Sid Sharpe is getting what he deserves!

Elijah Page- This is not happening!

Sid Sharpe gets in Jorgan's face and spits at him. Hugh Jorgan just palms Sid Sharpe's face and throws him to the ground. Hugh Jorgan then walks towards him, but Sid Sharpe crawls into the corner. Hugh Jorgan walks to the corner and starts to stomp a mudhole in him.

Theo Chaplin-Sid Sharpe's getting his ass kicked!

Elijah Page-Make it stop! Make it stop!

Sid Sharpe then gets out of the ring. Hugh Jorgan doesn't follow, knowing it's a trap. Sid Sharpe walks over to Paul Law and Glamorous Grant Keaton. Da MAB walks towards Legally Glamorous. Hugh Jorgan does a suicide dive to the outside, but misses because Legally Glamorous moves out of the way.

Elijah Page-He missed! What an idiot!

Paul LAw then grabs his breifcase and drills Hugh Jorgan. Then Grant Keaton grabs Da MAB from behind and Paul Law whacks him with his breifcase. Grant Keaton grabs a chair and Legally Glamorous starts beating the hell out f Jorgan and Da MAB.

Theo Chaplin-My lord, Sid is could be champion!

Elijah Page-Yes!

Keaton hits a Face Full of Fashion on Da MAB, while Paul Law hits the Case Close on Hugh Jorgan, Law rolls Jorgan in the ring. Sid Sharpe covers; 1.......2..... Hugh Jorgan kicks out.

Theo Chaplin-He kicked out! He kicked out!

Elijah Page-No!

Sid Sharpe gets up, he can't believe it. Sid Sharpe starts pounding. Sid Sharpe then hops up onto the second rope, then makes his way to the top turnbuckle. Sid Sharpe leaps off with a frog splash and covers; 1......2.....Hugh Jorgan kicks out again.

Elijah Page-Sid is the greatest, most athletic competitor ever!

Theo Chaplin-Jorgan kicked out again!

"The God That Failed" by Metallica blasts throughout the arena, roaring into PA system as the corwd jump to their feet. Chris Wheeler walks out with Steve Sharpe right behind him. He tells Wheeler something and Wheeler runs down the ramp. Steve Sharpe slowly makes his way to the ring.

Da MAB is back to his feet as he tries to fight off Glamorous Grant Keaton and Paul Law, but Wheeler runs to the side and helps fight Legally Glamorous. Wheeler exchanges rights with Paul Law. While, Da MAB battles with the man he will face next week. Then, Steve Sharpe gets into the ring and stares down Sid Sharpe.

Theo Chaplin-They're going to get it on!

Elijah Page-Steve Sharpe's going to get his ass beat.

The two brothers circle each other. Sid Sharpe starts talking trash to Steve Sharpe. Steve Sharpe walks right up to Sid Sharpe. Sid Sharpe slaps Steve Sharpe. Steve Sharpe backs up, then runs and spears Sid Sharpe. Steve repeatidly punches his brother. Steve lifts his brother up and piledrives him, Hugh Jorgan slowly gets up, the referee counts; 1.......2.....3.

Eye Candy by SPiRE hits as Jorgan grabs his belt.

Da MAB and Chris Wheeler bring Legally Glamorous into the ring. Paul LAw gets the Unleashed from Wheeler, while Da MAB hits MAB2KO on Glamorous Grant Keaton. The four men look down on Legally Glamorous as the crowd goes absolutely crazy. Then "The God That Failed" hits as Shock fades off the airwaves.