[August 6, 2001]
Live From the Target Center in Los Angeles, California

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to the City of Angels! Welcome to the Target Center!! Welcome to Monday Night Shooocccckkkk!!!

The camera continues to scan the arena revealing signs such as "You All Suck," "Noble Can Kiss My Ass," and "Will You Marry Me K-9?"

The camera continues to scan the arena.

Theo Chaplin - Tonight Dan Noble squares off against Hugh Jorgan in what should be a blockbuster!

Elijah Page - We will also see a Table Match between the Pacific International Champion and Paul Law.

Theo Chaplin - And, we will also have the first ever PWA inter-gender match!]

Elijah Page - Yeah, but right now Da MAB defends his Canadian Championship.

"Living in Chaos" by the Offspring roars into the arena as Aurora walks down the ramp. Aurora slides into the ring as...

"Nightmare" by Da MAB rips through the Target Center. The Canadian Champion walks through the curtain. The fans erupt as Da MAB walks down the ramp. Da MAB climbs into the ring and hands the title to the referee.

Theo Chaplin - Here we go!

Aurora starts off by trying to spear Da MAB but Da MAB gets out of the way and delivers a drop toe hold. Da MAB then lifts Aurora back up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle.

Aurora bounces out of the corner and Da MAB dropkicks him in the knee. Da MAB then wraps Aurora's knee around his own leg and jumps down to the canvas bashing the knee into it.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB is working on Aurora's knee.

Elijah Page - You sure that's his knee and not his ear drum?

Da MAB then starts to stomp Aurora's leg and pulls him to the corner. Da MAB climbs out of the ring and pulls Aurora to the corner where he has him straddling the ringpost and slams his knee into it. Da MAB climbs back into the ring and tries to lift Aurora back to his feet but Aurora hits him in the midsection with a few stiff rights.

Aurora hobbles to his feet and tries to clothesline Da MAB but Da MAB grabs Aurora's arm and uses his own momentum against him sending crashing to the mat and then cinching in the Nightmare Grasp. Aurora quickly taps out and the referee calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB retains his Canadian Championship.

Elijah Page - Rather handily I might add... Aurora had no business being in the same ring.

Sid Sharpe is shown in his office in the back talking with Maggy Mayhem.

Sid Sharpe - My brother thinks that there is actually going to be a mixed tag team match tonight! Well, I'm in charge and I say that there is no way that that match will happen tonight.

Maggy Mayhem - Yeah, if Mindy wants me, she'll just have to wait.

Sid Sharpe - Oh, and one more thing. The match between Jorgan and Noble tonight... well, quite frankly, the fans here don't deserve to see a Backstage Brawl... so its going to br a straight up one on one singles match!

The scene fades out with the fans in the arena booing as Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

The beachball breaks out during the commercial break high up in the nose bleeds. It bounces all the way down to the floor seating before one of the security guards manages to grab it. The countdown flashes across the PacifiVision.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break with a shot of Steve Sharpe in his office.

Steve Sharpe - Well, apparently my ever so loving brother doesn't feel like wrestling tonight. And, I'm alright with that. He is just putting off the inevitable.

The scene fades.

"Hate Me Now" by Nas rips into the arena as Paul Law walks through the curtain. The crowd boos Law as he walks down the ramp. Law climbs into the ring as....

"I Disappear" by Metallica roars into the Target Center as the LA fans erupt. K-9 walks through the curtain. K-9 reaches the top of the ramp and raises his belt high as the crowd roars louder. K-9 walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.

K-9 and Paul Law glare at each across the ring. They then approach each other and lock up. K-9 gets the upper hand with a side headlock but Law whips him into the ropes. K-9 ducks under a clothesline and comes off of the opposite ropes with a cross body block. K-9 then lifts Law back up to his feet and drills him with a piledriver.

K-9 rolls out of the ring and lifts the apron up. K-9 pulls a table out from under the ring and slides it in. K-9 rolls back in only to receive a boot to his back from Law.

Theo Chaplin - K-9 just introduced a table into the match.

Elijah Page - And THAT is your Pacific International Champion?! Bringing tables into the ring. What kind of champion is that?

Theo Chaplin - It's a TABLE match!

Elijah Page - Yeah, well.... hrumph.

Law lifts K-9 up and whips him to the corner. Law then follows him in with a clothesline. Law climbs up to the second turnbuckle behind K-9 and bulldogs him to the mat. Law grabs the table and sets it up in the middle of the ring.

K-9 is back on his feet and has climbed to the top turnbuckle. Law turns around to pick K-9 up off of the mat but is nailed with a top rope dropkick from K-9. Law falls backswards and his head slams into the table, knocking him out.

Theo Chaplin - Law is out cold!

K-9 then heaves Law onto the table and climbs up himself. K-9 then spikes Law through the table with the Niner as the crowd erupts!

Theo Chaplin - K-9! K-9! K-9! K-9 just put Paul Law through a table!

Dan Noble races down the ramp after the match and slides into the ring. K-9 turns around as Noble drills him with the Japan Pro Championship belt. Noble continues to beat K-9 down until Assassin races to the ring and tosses Noble out as the camera shot switches to the back.

The Ego is shown walking around outside the Target Center as Sean Donato races up to him.

Sean Donato - Hey, hey, what are planning on doing tonight?

The Ego - Watch this! Believe me, you don't wanna miss a thing!!

The Ego walks into the arena leaving Donato standing there confused as Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

During the break K-9 and Assassin leave as Sid Sharpe walks out to the top of the ramp to cut a heel interview to garner more heat for Noble later in the night. The countdown flashes across the PacifiVision as Sharpe and Noble leave.

Monday Night Shock returns from commercial break with a shot of Steve Sharpe sitting in his office when E.R. Inferno walks in.

E.R. Inferno - I want a shot at any championship!

Steve Sharpe - Whoa, you don't just come in here and demand a title shot... but I'll give it to you anyways. Next week on Shock... you have a shot at the Rocky Mountain Championship! Paul Law doesn't deserve it!

E.R. Inferno - Great... I'll kick his ass.

Steve Sharpe - It's not that simple... The Ego is also in the match!! It's you versus Paul Law versus The Ego for the Rocky Mountain Championship... in a Ladder Match!!

Inferno leaves the office with what he wanted and a little bit more as the scene fades.

"Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock blares into the arena. The fans erupt as IWF Legend Chris Wheeler walks through the curtain. Wheeler walks down the ramp to cheers and walks up the steel steps. Wheeler climbs through the ropes and into the ring.

Chris Wheeler stands in the ring awaiting the Mystery Man as The Ego runs through the crowd. The Ego climbs to the top turnbuckle and calls Wheeler from behind. Chris Wheeler spins around and The Ego jumps off delivering the Don�t Wanna Miss A Thing to Chris Wheeler.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego! What is he doing attacking an IWF legend?!!

Elijah Page - Saving the show!! Wooooooo!

The Ego then covers Chris Wheeler as a confused referee starts to count; 1�����. E.R. Inferno runs down the ramp; 2�����.. Inferno slides into the ring and grabs The Ego. Inferno and The Ego start to pummel each other and fall out of the ring. The two men spill over the security barrier and start to fight in the crowd.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego and Inferno are fighting in the sea of fans!!

"No Mo Play in GA" hits as the arena lights go out and silver dust falls from the roof. A man races down the ramp and slides into the ring before the lights come back on. When the lights come up Iceberg is standing in the middle of the ring in the middle of nailing Chris Wheeler with a trash can. Iceberg then grabs a broom and repeatedly smashes it over Chris Wheeler�s back.

Theo Chaplin - Iceberg! My god, Iceberg is baaacckkk!

Iceberg then lifts Wheeler up and nails him with the Ice Pick! Iceberg covers Wheeler as the referee drops to the mat to count; 1����. 2������ 3!

Monday Night Shock cuts right to a commercial break.

During the commercial break The Ego and E.R. Inferno fight all the way out of the arena as Iceberg stands on the turnbuckle celebrating.

Monday Night Shock comes back from break with a shot of Insane searching for something in a closet. Al Winchester walks up and taps him on the shoulder.

Al Winchester - Insane! What on earth are you doing?

Insane - What's it look like? I'm looking for a tag team partner!

Insane goes back to looking through the closet as Winchester rolls his eyes and walks away.

"When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 rips into the arena. Dan Noble walks through the curtain with Sid Sharpe next to him. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos as Noble and Sharpe make their way down the ramp. Noble slides into the ring as....

"Eye Candy" by Spire hits and the crowd erupts. Afer about thirty seconds of anticipation Jorgan finally walks through the curtain to a thunderous ovation. Jorgan walks down the ramp and climbs the ringstairs. Jorgan steps into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Let's get it on!

Sid Sharpe jumps up onto the apron to distract Jorgan. Noble tries to sneak attack Jorgan from behind but he nails Sid with an axhandle smash knocking him off of the apron.

Jorgan quickly capitalizes and body slams Noble. Jorgan lifts Noble back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Jorgan puts his head to back body drop Noble but Noble hangs onto the ropes and slides out of the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Noble's a coward! He's running from his match.

Elijah Page - He's just regrouping.

Jorgan looks up to see Noble on the outside standing next to Sharpe. Sharpe and Noble and checking to see if the other is alright. Jorgan then comes off of the ropes and dives between the second and third ropes into both men. All three men fall to the concrete.

Jorgan is the first to get up and he rolls Noble back into the ring. Jorgan then climbs onto the apron where Dan Noble meets him and they trade punches. Jorgan manages to knee Noble in the midsection and then vaults over the rope with a sunset flip. Jorgan tries to pull Noble down backwards for the pin but Noble grabs the ropes and kneels down covering Jorgan's shoulders. The referee drops to the mat to count; 1.............. Noble grabs Sharpe's hands for extra leverage on the pin; 2...................... Jorgan somehow manages to kick out.

Theo Chaplin - Blatant cheating by Sid.

Elijah Page - Not cheating... just performance enhancing.

Theo Chaplin - Like a drug, right?

Elijah Page - Yeah, yeah. Exactly!

Theo Chaplin - Well, performance enhancing drugs are illegal.

Elijah Page - Yeah, well.... hrumph.

Noble gets up and argues with the referee but to no avail. Noble turns around as Jorgan kicks him in the midsection and then DDT's him. Sid Sharpe slides the Japan Pro Championship belt into the ring and runs around to the other side to distract the referee.

Noble is slowly getting back to his feet as Jorgan sees the belt lying there. Jorgan grabs the belt first but Noble grabs it out of his hands and clocks Jorgan with it. Noble then slides the belt out of the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Not like this! Not like this!

Elijah Page -Like what? I didn't see anything.

Noble lifts Jorgan back up to his feet and hits the Noble Bomb! Dan Noble covers Hugh Jorgan as the Sid Sharpe jumps down from the apron. The referee falls to the mat to count; 1................. 2......................... 3!

Theo Chaplin - Dan Noble just beat former Pacific International Champion, Hugh Jorgan!

Elijah Page - What a great day!

Dan Noble and Sid Sharpe celebrate in the ring like they just won the World Series. K-9 races down the ramp and slides into the ring. The crowd erupts as he spins Noble around, kicks him in the gut, and nails him with the Niner!

Monday Night Shock goes off the air as K-9 clotheslines Sharpe over the top rope as the fans are chanting K-9.