[July, 2001]
Live From the Osaka Dome in Osaka, Japan

Theo Chaplin-Welcome to Monday Night Shooooooooock!

The camera then pans through the crowd as spolights shine into the crowd. The lights come on and we see one sign in english, which says "I've seen Samuri XXX 1,047 times!"

Theo Chaplin-We are live in the Osaka Dome!

Elijah Page-And we are fresh off Glamorous Grant Keaton kicking ass.

Theo Chaplin-Speaking off kicking ass, what about what Hugh Jorgan did to Grant Keaton?

Elijah Page-It was sick, he did it after the bell!

Theo Chaplin-Oh, but Grant Keaton coming in at the end of the match was fair?

Elijah Page-He was talking with the boss.

Theo Chaplin-Speaking of that, why was Sid talking with Grant?

Elijah Page-Grant was probably getting stock tips.

Theo Chaplin-Shure he was Eli.

Elijah Page-Well, rumor has it, Steve has brought someone very famour to the arena tonight and SHE is hot!

Theo Chaplin-How do you know Eli? Noones seen Steve today/

Elijah Page-I can smell a hot woman from a mile away.

Theo Chaplin-Great Eli, great. We have a some great match ups tonight on Shock! The Japan Pro Championship will be on the line when Distress defends in a triple threat vs both Ray Blaze and Dan Noble!

Elijah Page-Ray Blaze doesn't deserve to be in the ring with those two superstars!

Theo Chaplin-Da MAB and Paul Law will finally settle their feud when they meet tonight for the Rocky Mountain Title!

Elijah Page-Paul Law shouldn't be fighting Da MAB, he's the rightfull Pacific International Champion.

Theo Chaplin-Sure Eli, well lets just get to the action.

"I Disappear" by Metallica kicks in as Assassin makes his way to the ring, K-9 by his side. The fans boo as the ex-tag team champions each climb up on the second ropes opposite each other. "Power Struggle" by Sunna pumps throughout the arena and Eraser walks out into the arena. Some fans cheer as others just boo. He rolls in the ring, as the ref calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- And what a match this should be! Two great superstars, about to battle it out!

Elijah Page- Drop the act Chap! You know Assassin is going to sweep Eraser!

Theo Chaplin- What act?!? I'm doing my job, unlike some people!

The two tie up. Assassin come out with a top wristlock on Eraser, who reverses the hold into a hammerlock on Assassin. He pushes Assassin to the ropes from the hold and drops him with a spinebuster. Assassin hops to his feet, but is met with rights and lefts as he is back into the ropes. Eraser sends Assassin against the opposite ropes, and goes behind with a sleeper hold.

Theo Chaplin- Eraser really showing his techinal skills!

Assassin fights back, burying a couple elbows to the abdomen of Eraser, then sending him against the ropes, taking him down with a huge back body drop. He covers, 1...2...Eraser kicks out. The two are up again, as Assassin locks a headlock on Eraser, however, Assassin gets sent to the ropes, and is taken down with a shoulder block. Eraser goes off the ropes and hops over Assassin's body, Eraser bounces off the ropes, and, as Assassin is climbing back to his feet, Eraser takes him back down with a swinging neckbreaker. He covers.1...2...Assassin gets a shoulder up!

Elijah Page- See! Assassin doesn't give up!

Theo Chaplin- Well, you're right about that! Assassin is still going strong!

Eraser pulls Assassin to his feet and hits a few lefts and rights, backing Assassin into the corner. Eraser takes a few steps back, then runs to the corner and hits an avalanche on Assassin. Eraser mounts him, and starts punching Assassin in the face. The crowd counts along...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...Eraser looks into the crowd, and holds his arms high. The crowd cheer in anticipation of the tenth punch. Just then Assassin grabs Eraser by the thighs, and powerbombs him out of the corner!

Theo Chaplin- Eraser spending too much time showboating!

Elijah Page- Assassin with a beautiful move! See, I told you Assassin is a good wreslter!

Theo Chaplin- I never said he wasn't!

Both men are down. The ref starts the count.1......2......3......no movement......4.......5.......6......Assassin stirs......7......8......Assassin lays his arm across the chest of Eraser, the ref drops for the count,1...2...Eraser gets a shoulder up!The crowd gasp.

Theo Chaplin- I really thought Assassin had it! I really did!

Elijah Page- Oh don't worry Chap! He'll still take the W at the end of the day!

Assassin slowly rises to his feet, and drags Eraser to his feet as well. The two lock up, and Assassin takes Eraser into a headlock, and punches him in the face. Eraser sends Assassin to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Assassin ducks under, and hits Eraser with a left jab, and another, and another, and then he goes for a right roundhouse but Eraser ducks and executes an exevflow DDT. He covers, 1...2...Assassin gets a foot on the ropes. A frustrated Eraser lifts Assassin to his feet and hits him with a few rights, and sends him flying to the corner. Eraser runs to the corner and executes a monkey flip. He climbs the to the top rope, and then flies through the air with a body press. He connects, and hooks the leg.1...2...K-9 pulls the ref out of the ring!

Theo Chaplin- Eraser had the match won! He had it won!

Elijah Page- And that's what a good friend or tag team partner is good for!

K-9 is on the apron standing face to face with Eraser. Assassin is up and goes to clothesline Eraser, but he ducks, and Assassin hits K-9. The fans pop. Assassin turns around and is met with the Fall From Grace. The ref drops for the count,1...2...3!!!!

Theo Chaplin- Eraser won! Eraser won!

Elijah Page- No! How did Assassin lose?! Eraser cheated!

Theo Chaplin- No! Assassin cheated, and it cost him!

We then venture into the Sharpe Brothers office, where only Sid sits, across from Sid sits Paul Law

Sid Sharpe-Tonight is the night Paul, tonight is where it all starts.

Paul LAw-I know and after I...

Sid Sharpe-What th---Get out of my office!

Paul Law gets up and pushes the cameraman out of the office as Shock goes to a commercial.

The countdown then appears on the PacificVision.

As Shock comes back, we see a limo pull up. Out steps Steve Sharpe dressed in his usual Armani suit. Then, he grabs the hand of a women, but the camera cuts off just before she steps out.

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple blares out of the PA, as red and white laserlights shine throught the OsakaDome. Ray Blaze steps out onto the stage to a huge ovation from the loyal Japanese fans. He rolls under the bottom rope, and lifts one arm to the crowd, who get even louder."When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 begins to play as the fans boo. Dan Noble steps out from behind the curtain, with a cocky grin on his face, Louisville Slugger in hand. He walks to the ring, slowly, taking his time. A "Noble Sucks" chant echoes throughout the arena, as Noble flips the crowd off. He walks up the steps, and enters the ring.

Theo Chaplin- The fans showing Dan Noble just what they think of him!

Elijah Page- And they should be ashamed of themselves! Dan Noble is a class act! And my money is on him!

"Dig" by Mudvayne starts playing, and the Japan Pro Champion, Distress makes his way to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope, and scales the second turnbuckle, raising his arms to the fans. They boo, and Dan Noble grabs Distress by the hair, and slams him down to the mat. He starts stomping the champ viciously, as the ref calls for the bell.

Elijah Page- What a genius Dan Noble is! You see. He's smart, and what do you know, he's got the upperhand.

Theo Chaplin- Well, I don't know about the genius part, but he sure does have the upperhand, over Distress!

Noble lifts Distress to his feet, and goes to whip him tot he ropes, but Distress reverses, and Ray Blaze takes Dan Noble down with a hard clothesline. Distress bounces off of the ropes, and hits Blaze with a shoulder block, which has no effect. Blaze grabs Distress by the back of the head, and starts planting rights into his face. Blaze goes to throw Distress to the ropes, but pulls him back, and kicks him in the stomach. He lifts Distress up for a powerbomb, but Dan Noble comes from behind with a low blow, making Blaze drop Distress gently to the mat.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble with a cheap shot! Class act you said?

Elijah Page- I told ya. He's smart!

Distress bounces off the ropes, and goes after Noble, but Noble sidesteps the champ, grabs him by the back of the head, and throws him over the top rope. Noble focuses on Ray blaze, who is still lying on the mat, clutching his midsection. He lifts Blaze's legs in the air, and sets up for a figure four leg lock, but on the spin around, Blaze gets a foot up and kicks Noble in the ass, sending him tumbling to the mat. Blaze hops to his feet, and ducks as Noble attepts a haymaker. Blaze lifts Dan Noble in the air for an atomic drop, but Noble flips over Ray's back, bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a cross body. He hooks the leg, but Blaze flips it over into a pin of his own. The ref drops for the count. 1...2...Distress pulls the ref out of the ring.

Theo Chaplin- Distress just barely made the save there!

Elijah Page- What are you talking about?!? My hero, Dan Noble just kicked out with authority!

Theo Chaplin- Distress just pulled the ref away you moron!

Elijah Page- Ok Chap. We'll see who the moron is after Noble wins this thing!

Distress rolls in the ring, and scoops Ray Blaze's legs out from under him, proceeding to hurt him with a few lefts and rights to the face. Distress bounces off the ropes, and connects with an elbow drop. He hooks the leg, but Noble breaks it up, kicking Distress hard in the face. The two tie up, Distress sending a knee to the midsection of Dan Noble. He beats a few hard forearms across the back of Noble, eventually bringing him to one knee. Distress goes off the ropes, and on the rebound, smacks the back of Nobles head while brining his knee to his face. Noble is down.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble in a bad way right now. I don't know if he'll ever be able to see straight after getting a faceful of Distress' knee!

Elijah Page- Oh he'll be fine! He's playing mind games right now!

Distress goes for the cover but only gets two.Distress gets to his feet but is met with a huge right from Ray Blaze. He sends the champ to the ropes, and takes him down with a Japanese Arm Drag. Distress up to his feet, bounces off the ropes again, goes for a clothesline on Blaze, but he ducks, both men going off the ropes opposite each other. Distress hits the mat, and Blaze hops over, Distress jumps back up, and bends over, Blaze comes back and does a leap frog, they both go off the ropes again, on the rebound Blaze counters with a huge samoan drop. He hops to his feet and goes off the ropes again and comes back with a leg drop. He keeps his leg across the throat of Distress as the ref counts.1..2..Dan Noble kicks Blaze in the chest, sending him rolling back. Noble lifts Blaze to his feet and scoops him up fro a scoop slam. He lifts him up again and kicks him in the gut, following up with a piledriver. He covers, but Blaze kicks out after one.

Theo Chaplin- How did Ray Blaze kick out after one? Especially after a piledriver like that??!!??

Elijah Page- You're asking the wrong guy my friend!

Noble lifts blaze up for a powerbomb, but Blaze fights back, punching Dan Noble in the face. Noble falls to the mat, Blaze landing hard on the chest of Dan Noble, knocking the wind out of him. Blaze brings Noble to his feet and hits him with a double arm DDT, and follows up with a gutwrench into a powerbomb. He lifts him to his feet once again and hits a few lefts and rights, and finally, clotheslines Dan Noble over the top rope to the outside. The fans are going crazy.

Theo Chaplin- Ray Blaze showing who is boss!

Elijah Page- Not for long!

Distress comes from behind, and kicks Blaze in the lower extremeties.

Theo Chaplin- That's the second low blow on Ray Blaze tonight!

Distress hits a few lefts and rights, before sending Blaze to the ropes, and taking him down with a powerslam.He covers,1...2...Blaze gets a shoulder up. A pissed off Distress bounces off the ropes and goes for an elbowdrop, but Blaze rolls out of the way. Blaze lifts Distress up and goes for a snap suplex, which he connects with. He sends Distress to the ropes, and waits for the back body drop, but Distress reverses it into a sunset flip. The ref drops for the count.1...2...Blaze kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Oh my Lord! How did Ray Blaze kick out?!?! I thought it was over! I thought Distress retained!

Elijah Page- Where's Dan Noble?!?

Distress nails Ray Blaze in the face, and then sets him up for the VEX.

Theo Chaplin- The VEX! It's gotta be over after this! Distress is going to retain!

Elijah Page- Hurry Dan!

Before Distress could execute the VEX, Ray Blaze turned it into a samoan drop type thing. The two are up to their feet again, and Ray Blaze connects with the Blaze Face. The ref drops for the count, 1...2...Dan Noble pulled the ref out of the ring! He rolls in the ring with the Louisvill Slugger!

Elijah Page- Yes!! There's Dan! And he's got Louie!

Theo Chaplin- I don't think I'm gonna like what's gonna come out of this!

Ray Blaze gets up and walks toward Dan Noble, who swings the bat full force to the midsection of Ray Blaze, doubling him over. He then hits Blaze across the back with the bat. He covers Distress, as the ref slides back in the ring.1...2...3!!!!!

Theo Chaplin- Nooooo!!!! Not this way!

Elijah Page- Woooohhhhhhhoooooo!!!!!! Dan Noble is the new Japan Pro Champion!

Shock goes to a comercial break. During the break, the crowd goes into a Noble Suck Chant, then after about two minutes, the countdown appears on the PacificVision.

Back in the Sharpe's office, Glamorous Grant Keaton walks in clutching Mindy Malice's arm. When he lets go, there is a mark on her arm.

Sid Sharpe-Paul, your match is next.

Paul LAw gets out of his chair and walks out, Mindy goes to sit down, but Grant pushes her out of the way and Grant sits down.

Glamorous Grant Keaton-So, Sid, tonight, I want you to make sure no funny business goes down.

Sid Sharpe-I'm not sure I understand.

Glamorous Grant Keaton-I saw your brother trying to make and changes matches and stips and well I don't want him changing the plan.

Sid Sharpe-Grant, don't worry, nothing could go wrong.

We then see Steve Sharpe sitting at a table in the back and the woman can be recognized as the famous IWF wrestler, Trish.

Trish -What's wrong with you and your brother?

Steve Sharpe-Well, it seems like my brother, Sid, thinks he owns this place by himself, well here's news for him, we are co-owners, now he seems to be trying to make allies.

Trish Stratus-Don't worry Steve, you've got the biggest ally one could have and I don't mean me.

Steve Sharpe-I know Trish, I know.

A tired looking Ray Blaze walks up to the two.

Ray Blaze-What the hell is going on?!? Did you see me get screwed out there? You and your brother better make a stand right now Steve! And give me my rematch right now!

Steve Sharpe-First of all I'm Mr. Sharpe, second, we have control, third, you will get your rematch, but not tonight.

Ray Blaze-Who's this b*tch?

Trish Stratus-Excuse me, who are you calling a bitch?

Realizing who it is, Ray grabs Trish's hair.

Ray Blaze-Why are you here? What do you want?

Trish knees Ray Blaze in the balls and palms his face, knocking him to the ground. Steve and Trish scatter off.

"Hate Me Now" by Nas blasts through the speakers as the fans let out a aurora of boos. Paul Law emerges from the curtains and walks down the ramp towards the ring.

Elijah Page - This man, is who I think will walk out the new Rocky Mountain Champion.

Theo Chaplin - Well, we'll see. Law is in the ring. And now we're waiting for the current Rocky Mountain Champion.

"Nightmare" hits as the fans errupt in cheers as Da Mab is seen with his Rocky Mountain title belt on his shoulder. He points at the fans as he walks down the aisle. Da Mab drops his title and runs in the ring, going right after Paul Law. Bell rings as the match starts. Da Mab nails Law with a few rights and then sends him to the corner. Da Mab charges in but Law puts a foot up nailing Da Mab in the chin. Da Mab stumbles back as Law runs at him and nails Da Mab with a clothesline. Paul Law quickly gets Da Mab back up and delivers a vertical suplex.

Elijah Page - Looks like so far, my prediction is holding up. Oh, and your's isn't. Haha.

Theo Chaplin - What prediction? You idiot, I didn't make any predictions.

Elijah Page - Oh yeah. Well anyways in the ring.

Law has picked Da Mab up again, he sets him up for another vertical suplex. Law taunts the crowd, the fans boo, but the boos turn to cheers as Da Mab tries to lock in the Nightmare Grasp. Da Mab struggles with Law but locks in his finishing hold.

Theo Chaplin - The Nightmare Grasp! Will Law tap?

Elijah Page - Did I say Law was going to win? I meant Da Mab. You know how much Da Mab and Paul Law sound alike.

Theo Chaplin - Sure, whatever Page.

The crowd continues cheering but Law won't give up as he reaches for the ropes. Law touches the bottom rope with the tip of his fingers but Da Mab pulls Paul Law back and locks in the Nightmare Grasp in again.

Theo Chaplin - Da Mab is relentless! He won't give up on that move. He wants Law to quit now.

The crowd settles down as Law finally reaches the rope. Da Mab breaks the hold and waits for Paul Law to stand up. The crowd once again gets loud, Law turns around as Da Mab kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the MAB2KO. But as Da Mab is about to deliver the move, Paul Law reverses into a northern lights suplex, tossing Da Mab over the ropes and out of the ring. Law goes to the outside and whips Da Mab into the steel steps. Da Mab holds his back as Law runs at Da Mab but Da Mab lifts Law up and back body drops him on the thin padding that covers the concrete.

Theo Chaplin - I thought Law had this match in control, but Da Mab is right back in the driver's seat.

Elijah Page - Umm, Theo, this isn't Nascar.

Theo Chaplin - Yeah I know, because if we were, then the Sharpe Brothers would make you the official crash test dummy.

Elijah Page - Hey, that hurts man, right in the stomach. From that bean burrito from earlier today.

Da Mab has thrown Paul Law back in the ring. He gets Law to his feet and grabs Law by the throat with two hands. Da Mab lifts Law up and drives him down to the mat with a chokebomb. Da Mab quickly gets up and runs to the corner, climbing to the top. Da Mab leaps off and hits a diving headbutt, nailing Law in his shoulder. Law clinches his shoulder as Da Mab covers and the ref drops for the count, 1....2.....Law gets his good shoulder up in time before the three. Da Mab frustrated that the move didn't finish Law off, gets up and starts stomping at Law's hurt shoulder.

Elijah Page - Stop it, in all that's humane and good!

Theo Chaplin - Yeah, like you?

Elijah Page - Exactly.

Theo Chaplin - It was a joke, you ingnoranus.

Elijah Page - Something's in your anus? Theo, I would get that checked. It could lead to colone cancer.

Theo rolls his eyes, back in the ring, Da Mab has Law in the corner, and Da Mab then delivers a big Oklahoma Slam. Da Mab pins Law hooking the leg, 1....2.......Law once again barely kicks out. Da Mab gets Law up, Law staggers as Da Mab goes for a chokeslam. But Law kicks Da Mab in the groin and quickly follows it up with a DDT. Paul Law mounts Da Mab and starts to pummel him with lefts and rights. Law rakes at the eyes, turns Da Mab over and locks in the Nightmare Grasp.

Theo Chaplin - Paul Law has Da Mab in the Nightmare Grasp! His own finishing hold!

Elijah Page - No, technically Law made that move....

Theo Chaplin - Oh shut up!

The crowd boos Law for his actions. Da Mab reaches for the ropes but can't reach them. The fans get behide Da Mab and "Da Mab" chants start. Da Mab gets a second wind and lunges at the ropes, grabbing the bottom rope. The fans cheer as Law is forced to break the hold. Law stomps on Da Mab as he is still trying to get up. Da Mab gets up and punches at Law as Law does the same thing back. They exchange punches for awhile untile Law grabs Da Mab and hits him with a perfectly executed spinning DDT. Law quickly jumps on Da Mab, 1.....2....Da Mab kicks out. Paul Law gets back up and stomps at the back of Da Mab's head.

Theo Chaplin - Damnit Law, he has not one ounce compassion for his opponent. Da Mab could be seriously injured.

Elijah Page - He'll be okay. He can just home with his wannabe rapper self.

Da Mab staggers to his feet, but just as Da Mab regains his composure, Paul Law picks Da Mab up and drives his head in the mat with the Case Closed.< /i>

Elijah Page - Case Closed! It's over! I knew Law would win.

Theo Chaplin - I don't know Elij, Law has to pin Da Mab first.

Law covers Da Mab, 1.....2.....3. Law gets up and celebrates as the fans are silent as Da Mab has lost the Rocky Mountain Championship.

Elijah Page - Hey jackass, Law just pinned Da Mab!

Theo Chaplin - I see that Elijah.

Paul Law grabs his newly won Rocky Mountain Championship and heads to the back as the fans give him heat. Da Mab finally gets up and the fans cheer him as he leaves.

Shock goes to a commercial break, the ritual beach ball breaks out, but tonight, there are three beachballs bouncing around. The security guard reaches on and pops it. Then, another security guard arrives, after a minute, each finally gets a ball and pops it. Then, we the countdown on the PacificVision.

"Whatever" by Godsmack hits as the fans give a mix reaction as they see Tom Terwilliger. He walks down the aisle with cockiness. He steps in the ring as...

"Killing Time" by Hed Planet Earth as we see Phaze come out. He walks down the aisle and enters the ring, keeping his eye on Tom Terwilliger as...

"I Disappear" by Metallica as we see K-9 walksout and runsto the ring. He slides in as Terwilliger and Phaze start pounding away at K-9. As Terwilliger and Phaze beat down on K-9...

"Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits as the fans cheer as they see Rich Kid run to the ring. He slides in as the bell rins to start the match. Rich Kid gets Terwilliger off K-9 and begins to hits combinations of lefts and rights. K-9 is back on his feet and has just suplexed Phaze. Rich Kid clotheslines Terwilliger over the ropes and out to the floor and then quickly follows. In the ring, K-9 backs Phaze to the corner and sets him up on the top rope, K-9 gets up and sets up for a superplex. K-9 jumps off as flashes go off and both men hit the canvas hard.

Theo Chaplin - What a great move by K-9. But that move took as much out of K-9 as it did Phaze.

Elijah Page - Nah, Phaze will be up in no time.

Rich Kid lifts Tom Terwilliger up and drops him down on the safety rail. In the ring, K-9 gets on top of Phaze for the cover, 1...Rich Kid runs in the ring, 2......Rich Kid kicks K-9 off of Phaze. Rich Kid starts nailing K-9 with rights. Rich Kid whips K-9 to the ropes, K-9 bounces back as Rich Kid attempts a clothesline but K-9 ducks. Rich Kid turns around and walks into Taking the Bite. K-9 covers Rich Kid as the ref counts, 1.....Phaze gets up, 2.......Phaze pushes K-9 off of Rich Kid. Phaze quickly irish whipes K-9 to the ropes and charges in but Tom Terwilliger runs in and shoulder blocks Phaze to the mat.

Elijah Page - Where did Terwilliger come from? Wow, he's like a speeding bullet.

Theo Chaplin - Just like one, lets see what Tom can do, now that he is back in the match.

Tom Terwilliger gets Phaze up, just do DDT him back to the mat. Terwilliger gets up and kicks Phaze in the ribs a few times. Then K-9 and Rich Kid charge after Terwilliger, but he avoids them and K-9 and Rich Kid collide. Terwilliger stands over all three of the layed men and starts to kick each of them. Phaze struggles to get up but does, and give Terwilliger rights and lefts and then hits a northen lights suplex, pinning Terwilliger, 1.....2.....K-9 kicks the legs out of Phaze, breaking up the count. Terwilliger and K-9 get up and stare at each other. They eye ball each other and then execute a double team suplex to Phaze. Then the get Rich Kid up and double team powerbomb him.

Elijah Page - Looks as if K-9 and Tom Terwilliger are working together to eliminate the competiton.

Theo Chaplin - But remember, this isn't a tag team match. Only one winner.

Elijah Page - Really? Theo, you always spoil the fun.

Then K-9 goes after Rich Kid and Terwilliger goes after Phaze. Phaze fights back and hits a hammerlock DDT on Terwilliger as the fans cheer. Then Rich Kid comes back on K-9, hitting a powerbomb on K-9. Phaze throws Terwilliger outside and goes over as Rich Kid stares him down. They slap hands and give K-9 a spike piledriver with Phaze jumping off the middle rope, adding more pressure and impact. Rich Kid then covers K-9, 1...Phaze pulls Rich Kid off. Phaze covers K-9 hooking the leg, 1....Rich Kid pulls Phaze off. Phaze gets up and the two argue, Phaze pushes Rich Kid and Rick Kid retaliates with his own push, sending Phaze to the mat. Phaze gets up and spears Rick Kid, then he starts pummeling Rich Kid as the ref tries to get him off of Rick Kid.

Elijah Page - Phaze is pissed! Watch out!

Theo Chaplin - Well surprisingly, K-9 and Tom Terwilliger's team work was working better than these two.

Elijah Page - Yeah, they have to remember their is no "i" in team. But there is a me. These guys are idiots.

Theo Chaplin - No, you're the idiot.

Elijah Page - What?

Phaze now has Rich Kid in a headlock, Rich Kid fights out and irish whips Phaze to the ropes, when Phaze comes back, Rick Kid hits a hard hitting powerslam. Tom Terwilliger gets back in the ring as Rich Kid covers Phaze, 1....2...Terwilliger stops the count by kicking Rich Kid in the back of the head. Terwilliger gets Phaze up and out of nowhere hits the Tom-Bola. But Phaze rolls out of the ring in pain before Terwilliger has a chance to pin him. K-9 is up and immediatly goes after Rich Kid, K-9 sets up Rich Kid and nails the Niner. K-9 covers Rich Kid as Terwilliger sees this, 1....2....Terwilliger kicks K-9 hard in the ribs, forcing him off Rich Kid and the count is stopped.

Elijah Page - Terwilliger just hit K-9! I thought they were working as a team?

Theo Chaplin - Well no more I guess, your wrong and I'm right.....again.

Elijah Page - You're never right because your momma's fat.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell does that mean? You know what I don't care, let's just watch the match.

Terwilliger gets K-9 up and goes for the Tom-Bola but K-9 reverses it into a powerbomb. K-9 covers, 1....2.....Terwilliger kicks out as the fans gasp. K-9 picks Tom back up and sets him up for the Niner, but Terwilliger reverses it and back body drops K-9 to the outside as he lands on the PWA spanish announce table. Terwilliger regains composure, turns around and steps into the Money Maker as Rich Kid has gotten back up and lays Terwilliger out. The ref drops to the mat as Rich Kid covers Tom Terwilliger, 1....2...Terwilliger kicks out.

Elijah Page - Terwilliger kicks out again! He is great! How is he doing it?

Theo Chaplin - I don't know but Tom Terwilliger has to be running on empty by now.

Elijah Page - No he isn't but your uncle has no teeth and he always is on empty.

Theo Chaplin - What? My God, I need another partner!

Rich Kid gets Terwilliger up but Phaze comes from behind, turns Rich Kid around and hits his finisher, Killed In Time as Tom Terwilliger has climbed to the top ropes. Phaze talks some trash to a laid out Rick Kid, he turns around as Terwilliger leaps off and hits a modified version of the Tom-Bola. The crowd errupts in cheers at the sight of this and the chant, "Holy Shit!" starts up. Tom Terwilliger covers Phaze as the ref counts, 1.....2......3.

Elijah Page - Terwilliger scored with the Tom-Bola! Just like I scored with your mother last night, Theo!

Theo Chaplin - If my "momma's fat" why would you score with her?

Elijah Page - Oh yeah, well.....erm....stop it! You're asking too many questions. Now let's go to a commercial break.

Grant Keaton is still in Sid Sharpe's office, where we now find ourselves. Mindy Malice finds herself sitting on the floor by Grant Keaton's chair. Paul Law walks in with his newly won Rocky Mountain Championship and sits in a seat by Grant. The two don't speak to each other, but each listens to Sid Sharpe.

Sid Sharpe-Good show out there tonight Paul. You showed Da MAB who's boss and took his title too. Now, Grant, it's your turn. Get out there and fight.

GlamorousThe four see on a monitor the footage from Trish Stratus and Steve Sharpe.

Sid Sharpe-What the hell is she doing here?

Trish and Steve Sharpe are in a different room, laughing at what they just saw.

Steve Sharpe-Think Sid knows what's going on.

Trish -Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't.I doubt it

Steve Sharpe-Good.

The two laugh as we head back to the action.

Theo Chaplin-Why is Trish here?

Elijah Page-I don't know Chap, but damn I wish she would come out here.

Theo Chaplin-You don't think Steve is having a relationship with her?

Elijah Page-Well, the boss isn't married...

Theo Chaplin-Why have Grant Keaton and Paul Law been with Sid Sharpe all night. Keaton and Law don't even seem to get along.

Elijah Page-Stock quotes Chap, stock quotes.

Theo Chaplin-Sure Eli, sure.

Elijah Page-Well, lets just watch Grant Keaton win the Canadian Championship.

Theo Chaplin-I don't know about that Eli.

"The God That Failed" by Metallica rips into the Osaka Dome. The fans rise to their feet as Steve Sharpe walks onto ramp from behind the curtain, followed by the lovely Trish Stratus. Steve Sharpe, who owns 50% of the company takes Trish's arm and the couple walk down the entryway, over to the annoucer's table, obviously to join Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page.

Elijah Page-Welome Mr. Sharpe!

Theo Chaplin-How ya doin' Steve?

Steve Sharpe-Just fine Chap.

Theo Chaplin-Well, Steve, the question on everyone's mind is, what is Trish doing with you?

Steve Sharpe-You'll find out soon enough Chap.

"I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blasts throughout the arena. Out from behind the curtain walks Glamorous Grant Keaton draggin Mindy Malice with him. Grant then waits as Sid Sharpe walks out behind Glamorous Grant Keaton. Keaton, Malica, and Sid Sharpe all walk down the ramp. The crowd is booing louder then ever before. Grant Keaton slids into the ring. Mindy Malice and Sid Sharpe wait on the outside as...

"Eye Candy" by SPiRE then hits over the P.A. system, filling the arena, as the fans in Osaka, Japan jump to their feet. As Hugh Jorgan walks out from behind the curtain, the crowd's cheers die down, because none of his ladies are with him, but then when Hugh Jorgan signals to the crowd, their cheers grow louder. He has The Pacific International Title around his waist. His Canadian title, which is the only title he will be defending tonight, is over his shoulder. He runs down the ramp, throws the PacInt belt down and slides into the ring, ready for his match.

Steve Sharpe-What is he doing here?

Elijah Page-That's your brother Steve, if you're allowed out, so is he!

Steve Sharpe-Eli, do you like your job?

Elijah Page-I'll shutup now.

Theo Chaplin starts laughing as Grant Keaton and Hugh Jorgan tie up. Grant Keaton uses his 6'5", 265 pound frame to overpower the skinny, 6'6", 225 pound frame of Hugh Jorgan to easily overpower Jorgan and throw him up against the ropes, when Jorgan comes back, Grant Keaton does a kick to the guy and then DDT's Jorgan's head into the mat. On the outside, Mindy Malice and Sid Sharpe clap.

Steve Sharpe-What is he clapping about?

Elijah Page-Because Grant Keaton is kicking ass!

Grant Keaton lifts Hugh Jorgan back up and tosses him outside. Hugh Jorgan gets up and Mindy Malice whispers something to him. Sid Sharpe punches Hugh Jorgan, while Grant Keaton distracts the referee. Then , Mindy Malica and Sid Sharpe walk away. Grant Keaton gets out of the ring. He grapples Hugh Jorgan, then gets around him. He hits a Full Nelson Slam.

Trish -Why was that b*tch, Mindy Malice, talking to Hugh Jorgan?

Theo Chaplin- That's a good question Ms. Stratus.

The referee is saying the 10 count and is at seven, so Grant Keaton throws Jorgan in, then goes in himself, but first Sid Sharpe says something to him. When Keaton gets in, he tries to pick Jorgan up again, but this time he gets a low blow from Hugh Jorgan. Hugh Jorgan rolls Grant Keaton up for the first cover of the match; 1........2.....The Glamorous One kicks out.

Theo Chaplin-Wow that was close!

Elijah Page-Not really Chap.

Steve Sharpe-He's right Chap, it was extremely close.

Both men get to their feet rather quickly. Grant Keaton runs at Hugh Jorgan, Hugh Jorgan bends over and picks Grant Keaton up into a fireman's carry, he hits a samoan drop. The camera then zooms in on Mindy Malice, who is smiling. Then, Sid Sharpe tells her something. The camera goes back into the ring, where Hugh Jorgan now has a sharpshooter locked in on Keaton.

Steve Sharpe-Keaton's about to tap!

Elijah Page-I don't think so Steverino.

Steve Sharpe-That's Mr. Sharpe to you Eli.

Keaton is screaming in pain. The referee in charge gets down to check on Keaton. The referee askes Grant Keaton if he gives, but the Glamorous Grant Keaton responds with a no. Keaton crawls towards the ropes and grabs them, but Hugh Jorgan drags Grant Keaton right back to the middle of the ring. Finally, Keaton crawls to the ropes and the referee orders Hugh Jorgan to release the hold, he does so.

Theo Chaplin-Keaton barely got out of that one!

Elijah Page-Barely? He easily got out of it.

Glamorous Grant Keaton is in pain. Hugh Jorgan clothesline Keaton to the ground. Then Hugh Jorgan begins to stomp on Glamorous Grant Keaton. Hugh Jorgan picks Keaton up and hits an elbow drop. Hugh Jorgan then brings Grant Keaton to the second rope, picks him up over his head and jumps off with a huge powerbomb.

Theo Chaplin-The MoFo! The MoFo! It's over!!!

Hugh Jorgan covers; 1.....2.... Sid Sharpe pulls the referee out to stop him from making the count. Sid Sharpe then lays out the referee with a punch to the face.

Steve Sharpe-What the hell is he doing?!?

Hugh Jorgan then slides out of the ring and starts to chase Sid Sharpe. Steve Sharpe then throws his headset down. He jumps over the annouce table and gets infront of Sid Sharpe. Sid Sharpe is surrounded. Then, the "Hate Me Now" blasts through the arena, the crowd explodes in boos. Paul Law, breifcase in hand, runs down the ramp. He runs gets in the ring and slides back out the other side. He whacks Hugh Jorgan with his breifcase. Jorgan goes down.

Then Paul Law walks towards Steve Sharpe. Steve walks away, slowly. Sid Sharpe walks with Paul Law backing Steve into a corner. Law picks his breifcase up and nails Steve Sharpe in the head with it, busting him open. Paul Law turns around and gets hit with a chair by Hugh Jorgan, who has gotten back up.

Theo Chaplin-Steve Sharpe is down!

Elijah Page-The asshole deserves it.

Theo Chaplin-Asshole?

Hugh Jorgan gets into the ring, where Grant Keaton is, who hits Jorgan with a Face Full Of Fasion. Then he tells Mindy Malice to get him a chair. She refuse, he grabs her hair, but she kicks him in the groin and tries to get Hugh Jorgan back up. Meanwhile Sid Sharpe grabs Law's breifcase and throws it in towards Grant Keaton. Both men get up, but Jorgan gets drilled by the breifcase. Keaton covers, the ref slowly gets up and counts;1.......2......3.

Theo Chaplin-Damnit!

Elijah Page-Yay! Keaton wins!

Trish -Something tells me, those three will get what's coming to them next Monday.

Grant Keaton grabs the Canadian title. Paul Law gets into the ring with Sid Sharpe. Paul Law pulls his Rocky Mountain Title out of his breifcase. The three hold their arms aloft, then Sid gets a mic.

Theo Chaplin-What the hell?!?

Sid Sharpe-The question on everyone's mind is why. Why Sid? Why did you align yourself with these two? Well, the answers simple. I want power. Steve Sharpe is not fit to run a place like this.

The fans boo.

Sid Sharpe-Boo all you like, that changes nothing. Just look, look at the Carnage, your Rocky Mountain Champion, Paul LAw and your Canadian Champion, Glamorous Grant Keaton left in the ring. Steve Sharpe, the owner, who is unfit to run the company is over there, a bloody mess. Your former Rocky Mountain Champion, Da MAB, was layed out by the Case Closed and pinned for the one...two...three! And now look at your Pacific International Champion and FORMER Canadiann Champion, he is nothing, he's pathitic.

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg blats throughout the arena filling it, as the tree walk off to a booing crowd. Monday Night Shock goes off the air.