[October 1, 2001]
Live From the NMSU Pan American Center
in Las Cruces, New Mexico

"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed rips through the Pan American Center as Monday Night Shock crashes onto the airwaves! The brand new video opening plays featuring high spots from the PWA's past and current superstars as "Meaning of Life" continues to blast.

The video ends and a blue pyro bomb drops to the ramp as silver fireworks shoot out of the stage. PacificVision is flashing the Shock logo as blue and silver strobe lights are flashing from the rafters.

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to Las Cruces, New Mexico!!! Welcome to Monday Night Shhhooooccckkkk!!

The camera's start to scan around the arena as fireworks begin to rapidly explode above the ring. The camera's reveal signs such as "Welcome To Hell, Sid," "Iceberg Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand," and "What?!"

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to the initimate NMSU Pan American Center! Tonight we've got a great card for you.

Elijah Page - Yeah, for the first time in PWA history Iceberg will be defending his Pacific International Championship against Da MAB.

Theo Chaplin - And we'll have dueling Chris' tonight as Ponger squares off against Diamond for the Canadian Championship.

Elijah Page - Let's not forget about Commissioner Compton booking Sid Sharpe into a Hardcore Match against Distress, the leader of The Progeny.

Theo Chaplin - Speaking of the new Commissioner, he will address the PWA fans tonight and make his retirement from in ring wrestling official as was reported in The Dirtsheet last Monday.

"Dig" by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena as Distress steps out from behind the curtain to a sea of cheers. The crowd is blowing the roof off the arena for the returned Distress, who showed what he was made of at Before You. He enters the ring, and gets on the microphone.

Distress- Now, Sid...honestly, I don't know why Commissioner Compton chose me to do this, but quite frankly, I will enjoy beating the living hell out of you, and I think the people of Las Cruces, New Mexico will enjoy it too!

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits as Sid Sharpe slowly steps out from behind the curtain, clad in a Versace suit. He has a microphone.

Sid Sharpe- Now, Distress, I understand that you were sent by The Ego to try and put me through hell, so don't worry, I won't hold you accountable. But, Distress, why bother? I'm obviously not dressed properly for a fight, so why don't you take the night off?

Distress- A night off? You know what, Sid...that sounds good to me. But only this once. Next time, I'll have to kick your ass!

The crowd boo at Distress for letting Sid Sharpe off so easily. Their boos soon turn to cheers as Wild Child and Major Distraction step out from behind the curtain, as Sid Sharpe backs up into them. He turns around, his jaw dropping to the ground. Wild Child nails Sharpe, sending him backward. Sid Sharpe rolls down the ramp as Major Distraction kicks hims everal times. They roll him into the ring, as Distress takes over. The rest of the Progeny head backstage.

Elijah Page- I thought Distress was gonna take the night off?

Theo Chaplin-Did you REALLY think that Distress was gonna let Sid off that easily?

Distress lashes into Sid Sharpe, throwing him into the corner. He hits hard lefts and rights as the crowd goes wild. Distress sends Sid flying across the ring, slamming hard into the corner. Sharpe stumbles forward, right into a hard, inverted DDT. Distress covers, but pulls Sid Sharpe's shoulder up before the ref can even count to 1.

Theo Chaplin- Distress really giving it to Sid Sharpe!

Elijah Page- He's gonna regret it next week, trust me!

Distress bashes the face of Sid Sharpe into the corner continuously. He then slams Sid down with a hard scoop slam. Distress exits the ring, in search of something under the ring. Moments later, after much searching, he pulls out a table. The crowd goes insane.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my God! He's gonna put Sid Sharpe through a table! He's gonna put the boss through the table!

Elijah Page- He'll really regret this!

Distress slides the table in the ring and sets it up, and then goes back to Sid. Distress smashes the bosses face into the table several times. Distress follows up with the VEX! Sid Sharpe is more out cold than he ever was. Distress rolls Sharpe onto the table, and then hops out to the apron, preparing to climb to the top rope.

Theo Chaplin- Oh yeah! Could this be what finally shuts Sid Sharpe up?

Elijah Page- Hey look who it is! It's Chris Ponger!

Chris Ponger runs down to the ring and nails Distress from behind. He throws him into the ring and begins beating on him. Sid Sharpe rolls off the table, and out of the ring.The camera cuts back stage where it shows Iceberg weilding a steel chair, a fallen bloddied Progeny at his feet. The camer cuts back into the arena right as Chris Ponger powerbombs Distress through the table.

Al Winchester is standing in the back with Da MAB and Razzle Dazzle Girl.

Al Winchester - Are you in any condition to wrestle tonight? You did suffer some severe injuries at Before You and you recieved minimal treatment for them.

Da MAB - Al Winchester, I am Da MAB. I have been here longer than anyone and so far I haven't had so much as a sniff of this championship. I'm not going to let some measly little injuries hold me back.

Razzle Dazzle Girl - Come on hon, there'll be other chances.

Da MAB - No, I'm going to beat Iceberg to within an inch of his life tonight and win the Pacific International title! Come on.

The fans in the arena are cheering as Da MAB grabs Razzle Dazzle Girl's hand and leads her back to his locker room as the scene fades.

Chris Ponger is shown arriving in the back with Sid Sharpe as Iceberg walks up and the three embrace as Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

During the commercial break absolutely nothing happens until the countdown flashes across the PacificVision and the crowd erupts because they were bored to tears.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break with a shot of Sean Donato standing in the back outside a locker room door.

Sean Donato - I'm going to see if I can get a word with Chris Diamond.

Donato pushes the locker room door open and walks in. Chris Diamond looks up at Donato from lacing his boots up.

Chris Diamond - What is it Sean?

Sean Donato - Well, you are wrestling Chris Ponger tonight for the Canadian Championship. Any thoughts?

Chris Diamond - Yeah, there is nothing to do in Las Cruces.

Diamond then goes back to lacing his boots as Sean Donato leaves the locker room.

"Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica blasts into the arena. The crowd erupts as the curtain parts and The Ego hobbles through on crutches. The crowd noise blows off of the charts as new Commissioner gingerly makes his way down the ramp.

Theo Chaplin - Here he comes! The Ego, whose real name is Tyler Compton.

Elijah Page - Commissioner Compton, what kind of name is that?

Commissioner Compton grabs the apron, slides his crutches in the ring, and rolls in. The Commissioner uses the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet and grabs his crutches and hobbles to the middle of the ring. Commissioner Compton pulls a mic out of the belt on his dress pants and the crowd cheers.

Commissioner Compton - Welcome! I guess that by now you have heard the news. It is true, I have to retire from active wrestling thanks to an unforseen leg injury at the hands of Sid Sharpe.

The crowd boos at the mention of Sharpe's name.

Commissioner Compton - However, all was not lost, I did outsmart Sid. He never saw it coming. He thought that I was an idiot all along... when the fact remained that I was driving him insane. Oh, Sid, welcome to hell!!

The crowd cheers until "Lay Low" rips into the arena. The cheers turn into boos as Sid Sharpe walks out to the ramp.

Sid Sharpe - Welcome to hell? I ended your career! How does it feel? How does it feel to have your dreams snatched away from you?

Commissioner Compton - Dreams? The only dream I had was to save the PWA. And I did exactly that. And now I'm having a helluva time pulling the strings around here. Oh, Sid, I've got some footage for you from the pay per view.

The image on the PacificVision fades to a shot from the pay per view where Sid Sharpe assaults four security guards.

Commissioner Compton - You see Sid, I believe in holding people accountable for their actions. I believe that everyone gets what is coming to them. And Sid, if you will kindly look behind you, you will see what is coming to you.

Sid Sharpe slowly turns around and his jaw drops as two armed police officers grab his wrists and cuff him. The crowd erupts as Sharpe starts yelling.

Sid Sharpe - You can't do this to me. I am the president of the PWA. You can't do this. Nooooo. This is wrong. I am the president of the PWA.

Commissioner Compton - Enjoy your stay in the local jail. I hope that they're not to rough with you.

The Commissioner starts laughing as Sid Sharpe is lead to the back by the police officers. The camera follows them and its shown on the PacificVision. The officers are literally carrying a kicking and screaming Sid Sharpe to their squad car.

Sid Sharpe - I am Sid Sharpe. I am Sid Sharpe. I am the president. Get off of the my property. I own this building for tonight! You're trespassing! Uncuff me! I am the president of the PWA!

The officers place Sid in the back of the police car and then it leaves the arena to the roar of the crowd. "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallice starts up as the Commissioner lowers himself to the mat with the help of the ropes and rolls out of the ring as Monday Night Shock fades to commercial break.

During the commercial break the Commissioner uses his crutches to get to the back tagging as many fans hands as he can. The countdown flashes onto the PacificVision.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break Chris Chambers standing at the buffet table grabbing a donut. A man attacks him from behind and slams his head into the table. The man then lifts Chambers off of his feet and delivers a spinebuster to him right through the buffet table.

Redstar - You're first. Next week. Shock. You're mine.

This new wrestler, Redstar, leaves Chris Chambers lying on the remains of the table as the scene fades.

Commissioner Compton is now sitting back in his office which has a few knick knacks in it, including a Lava Lamp and a huge Minnesota Wild flag on the wall. There is a knock at the door and the Commissioner looks up from his desk as Marcello Dias walks in.

Commissioner Compton - Marcello, what can I do for you?

Marcello Dias - Well, I would appreciate a match next week for Shock.

Commissioner Compton - Why didn't you say so? That is easy. Next week on Shock you can fight JaMo in a Street Fight.

The crowd in the arena cheers at the announcement.

Commissioner Compton - Ah heck, I'll put the Japan Pro Championship on the line in that match as well. Good luck Marcello.

Marcello Dias - Hey, thanks man.

Marcello Dias walks out of the office excitedly as Commissioner Compton looks satisfied at his announcement and the scene fades.

Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" begins as Chris Diamond steps out from behind the curtain. Many fans cheer, but some don't know just what to do. Diamond walks down to the ring, and enters up the steps. He climbs up to the second rope and raises his arms, prepared to take home the Canadian Championship.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana starts up as the new Canadian Champion, and allie of Sid Sharpe steps out from behind the curtain. He rubs his Canadian Championship, and then raises his arms in the air, spinning in a circle, taking in all the boos. He climbs up to the ring apron, but doesn't have much time because Chris Diamond is flying at him in a matter of seconds. Ponger drops from the apron, and pulls the top rope down, sending Diamond sprawling over the top rope, to the concrete floor.

Theo Chaplin- Chris Diamond going for a quick move, and it ended up bad for him!

Ponger unstraps his title, and begins whipping it across the back of Chris Diamond. Within two whips, the belt is already leaving red welts. Ponger rolls Diamond in the ring, and follows, as the bell rings. Ponger hits a few elbows to the back of the head of Chris Diamond. He whips Diamond to the ropes and takes him down with a Japanese Arm Drag. Diamond gets to his feet quickly but is dropped with a dropkick by Ponger.

Theo Chaplin- Beautifully executed manuever by Chris Ponger!

Elijah Page- You're actually being supportive!

Theo Chaplin- Althought I don't like certain choices he has made, I can't deny his talent.

Ponger drags Diamond into a powerbomb position, but in almost an instant, Diamond takes the upperhand and flips Chris Ponger over his back. Diamond bounce soff the ropes and takes Ponger down with a flying forearm smash. He then locks on a surfboard.

Theo Chaplin- And that's how quick the pace can turn in this sport! Chris Ponger was kicking ass just seconds ago, and now he is screaming in pain!

Chris Diamond applies more and more pressure, until he finally decides to let the Canadian Champ down. Diamond bounces off the ropes and hits a quick, hard leg drop to the back of Chris Ponger. He covers, but Ponger kicks out after two.

Elijah Page- Oh come on! He should realize that it's gonna take more than a surfboard and a leg drop to get rid of Chris Ponger!

Chris Diamond brings Ponger to his feet, but Ponger hits a huge block and begins nailing Diamond with a right, after right after right. he backs him into the corner and raises him up on it. Ponger climbs up to the second rope, and locks up for a superplex, but Chris Diamond gets a knee into the gut of Chris Ponger, and sends him falling to the mat. Chris Diamond then gains his balance on the top rope. He yells out, and jumps from the top rope, looking for a splash, but Chris Ponger quickly rolls out of the way, Diamond taking all the impact to his chest. Ponger covers, 1...2...Diamond gets a shoulder up!

Theo Chaplin- What a back and forth match this has been!

Ponger and Diamond both slowly rise to their feet, and start exchanging blows. Ponger takes the upper hand and whips Diamond to the ropes, Pomger bounces off the ropes, on the rebound they both have the same idea and hit a double clothesline!

Elijah Page- Same move! I hate it when that happens!

Theo Chaplin- Both men almost took each others heads off right there!

Chris Ponger rolls out of the ring, as Chris Diamond stirs a little. The referee is checking on him. On the outside, Ponger has crawled over to the timekeepers table, where for now he rests. He reaches up, and grabs his Canadian Championship.

Theo Chaplin- Aw now, what's he gonna do with that?!?

Elijah Page- Defend it, duh! You obviously don't know what it's like to be a champion, do ya Chap!

Ponger rolls in the ring just as Diamond is getting to his feet. Ponger lies in wait until he finally rushes at Chris Diamond, nailing him right in the face with the Canadian title. The ref calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- Blatant cheap shot by Chris Ponger!

Ponger then continues to beat down on Chris Diamond, screaming at him about never being Canadian Champion. he brings Diamond to his feet and hits the Ponger Driver, then leaves the ring, leaving a bloodied Chris Diamond in the middle of the ring.

The scene fades in to show A-Dawg walking up to the back door of the arena where a security guard is standing. A-Dawg tries to walk past him into the arena but the guard steps in his way.

A-Dawg - Hey, what are you doing? I need to get into the arena.

Security Guard - Fans aren't allowed in this entrance.

A-Dawg - I'm not a fan I'm a PWA wrestler.

Security Guard - Well, you're not on the PWA roster.

A-Dawg - That's just because they've forgotten to put me on. Go talk to anyone backstage and they'll tell you that I am a wrestler here.

Security Guard - You're not getting in through this entrance. You're going to have to buy a ticket.

A-Dawg begrudginlgy turns and leaves as the scene fades.

The new Pacific International Champion, Iceberg, is shown walking the halls in the back as the scene then quickly fades in to show Da MAB walking the halls in the back with Razzle Dazzle Girl right behind him as Monday Night Shock goes to commercial break.

During the commercial break the obligatory beach ball breaks out in the crowd and doesn't even get hit once before a security grabs it. The head of security then quickly rushes out and berates the security guard for taking so long to get the ball as the fans boo and the countdown flashes onto the PacificVision.

Monday Night Shock comes back from commercial break with Chris Ponger standing with Spencer Cohle.

Spencer Cohle - Chris, what on earth possessed you to get yourself intentionally disqualified?

Chris Ponger - Intentional, that wasn't intentional. Didn't you see what was going on out there? Diamond couldn't hack it so I ended to match to spare him being humiliated.

Spencer Cohle - Alright, fair enough but the new Commissioner as declared that next week, you will defend your Canadian Championship in a One Fall To The Finish Fatal Four Way match.

Ponger's jaw drops as Cohle informs him of the match.

Spencer Cohle - Chris Diamond will get another shot at you. But Redstar and Chambers who were supposed to have a match are now in this match. So, it will you versus Diamond versus Chambers versus Redstar.

Chris Ponger grabs his Canadian Championship and storms away as the scene fades.

Commissioner Compton is sitting back in his office as there is an urgent knock at the door.

Commissioner Compton - The Commissioner is not in right now, please leave message after the beep. BEEEEEEPPPPP.

The Commissioner pretends to be one of his recordings as the knocking stops to listen. A camera outside the door then shows A-Dawg standing at the door looking around for security.

A-Dawg - Um, when you get in could you tell these security guys that I am a wrestler here. Oh, and while you're at it, could you book me in a match for next week? Uh, thanks, bye!

A security guard turns the corner and spots A-Dawg who then quickly races down the hallway and out of the arena as the camera switches back to Commissioner Compton.

Commissioner Compton - Hmm, A-Dawg? I thought that he quit a month back. Oh well, the more the merrier seeing as how the IWF keeps taking talent without informing us of it. Anyway, A-Dawg... A-Dawg... who can I put him against?

The Commissioner pulls a hat out from one of his drawers and draws a piece of paper out of it.

Commissioner Compton - Technine it is. A-Dawg versus Technine. And that is what I call unbiased booking!

The scene fades out as the Commissioner relishes in his match making skills.

"Nightmare" by Da MAB erupts out of the PA system as the fans go wild. The curtain parts as Razzle Dazzle Girl steps out from behind the curtain. She points her arms back as if to showcase Da MAB who struts out past her to the edge of the stage. The crowd are going insane. The two make their way to the ring, Da MAB slapping as many hands as physically possible.

Theo Chaplin- That is the man that could make Iceberg's title reign the shortest in PWA history!

Elijah Page- Keyword...COULD!

Da MAB is up on the apron, holding the ropes open for Razzle Dazzle Girl who slides in quickly. Da MAB grabs the hand of Razzle Dazzle Girl and raises it in the air as the crowd give another cheer of appreciation. Da MAB helps Razzle Dazzle Girl out of the ring as...

"No Mo Play in GA" by Pastor Troy starts up. The crowds cheers turn almost immediately into boos as the most hated man in the PWA, Iceberg walks out to the top of the stage. He unsnaps the Pacific International Championship from around his waist and holds it high in the air as the boos grow louder. Iceberg smiles, taking his time getting to the ring. Da MAB slides under the bottom rope and heads up the ramp.

Theo Chaplin- Da MAB doesn't want to waste any time!

Elijah Page- Absolutely no patience! He couldn't wait for our champion to make his way to the ring! Total lack of respect!

Iceberg drops his belt and blocks the right that Da MAB threw and retaliates with a right of his own, Da MAB's head snapping back. Da MAB tries again, but Iceberg blocks, and hits another. Iceberg now has the upper hand, lashing into the challenger, backing him up against the ring apron. Iceberg slaps his forearm across the chest of Da MAB, the smack echoing throughout the arena. Iceberg rolls Da MAB into the ring, the champ following close behind.

Elijah Page- You see! See where rushing gets you! Lying on your back staring up at the lights!

Theo Chaplin- I'll have to agree with you there, Eli!

Da MAB is trying to get to his feet, but is having plenty of trouble since Iceberg is kicking him continuously in the face. The referee gets in the champs face, making him back off, giving Da MAB time to get to his feet. The ref calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- And finally the bell sounds! This match is NOW officially under way!

Both men explode from their positions into a tight grapple. Iceberg shoves Da MAB back into the corner and begins hitting hard lefts and rights, Da MAB grunting with every blow. Iceberg backs off for a moment, and then goes back in for a right, but Da MAB quickly escapes, sending Iceberg into the corner himself. This time Da MAB takes his turn lashing into Iceberg. Da MAB grabs the arm of Iceberg and goes for an Irish whip, but Iceberg reverses it, but Da MAB still holds on, pulling Iceberg into a hard short arm clothesline.

Theo Chaplin- Good Lord! Da MAB nearly took off Iceberg's head with that move!

Elijah Page- If Da MAB did stuff like that more often...to people like Commissioner Compton, I'd like him!

Iceberg, surprisingly brings himself to his feet immediately, but Da MAB is a step ahead of him, bouncing off the ropes, taking him down with a bulldog like manuever. Da MAB hooks the leg, 1...2...Iceberg kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Da MAB is real impressive tonight! You gotta wonder how he's feeling though!

Da MAB rises to his feet and grabs a handful of Iceberg's hair, hitting a few cross face punches. He bounces off the ropes and nails a hard field goal kick to the midsection of Iceberg. He yelps in pain.

Elijah Page- I hope this championship status hasn't gone to the head of Iceberg!

Theo Chaplin- I don't know about that, but he sure is takin a whoopin in this match!

Da MAB drags Iceberg to his feet by his head, and whips him tot he ropes, but Iceberg reverses sending Da MAB flying into the ropes. He takes him down with a hard sidewalk slam on the rebound.

Elijah Page- Yeah! Iceberg is still alive in there!

Da MAB gets back up to his feet and goes for a roundhouse punch on Iceberg but Iceberg ducks under and goes for a high angled atomic drop. Da MAB kicks in the air, eventually flipping backward over the back of Iceberg. He grabs him in a bear hug from behind, but Iceberg runs up to the ropes, grabs hold, and snaps Da MAB back, sending him crashing to the mat!

Theo Chaplin- What a fast paced, physical match up from two of the PWA's best!

Da MAB is to his feet as Iceberg charges at him. Da MAB sidesteps and hits the MAB 2KO!!

Elijah Page- Awwww...noooo!!!

Theo Chaplin- MAB 2KO! It's over! It's all over! We have a new PAcific International Champion!

Instead of covering, Da MAB rolls out of the ring. He climbs up onto the top rope.

Theo Chaplin- What is Da MAB doing? After all this time, he finally has the chance and he's gonna take a risk?!?!

Da MAB is standing on the tope rope with his arms in the air, but his knees buckle from under him as he flips forward into the ring.

Elijah Page- Now cover, Iceberg!

Theo Chaplin- I don't know what happened there, but it didn't turn out like Da MAB had planned! He shouldn't have taken the risk!

Da MAB is on his back as Iceberg walks over and drags him to his feet. Iceberg locks him up and nails a hard twisting suplex. Iceberg follows up with another, and another. Iceberg covers,1...2...he pulls Da MAB's shoulder up!

Theo Chaplin- Oh just end it you freak!

Iceberg pulls Da MAB to his feet and goes to whip him to the ropes, but Da MAB just falls flat on his face, in a heap of human flesh. Iceberg stares down at Da MAB, with somewhat of a confused look, as does the referee. Iceberg then grins ear to ear. He grabs Da MAB, and sets him up for a suplex. He doesn't support Da MAB. Da MAB falls to his knees, very limp. Iceberg smiles, ad executes the powerful snap suplex.

Theo Chaplin- Something isn't right in that ring, Eli. Something is terribly wrong!

Elijah Page- Awww don't get all upset now that Da MAAAAAAAABBB is getting his butt whooped!

Theo Chaplin- No! Look! Da MAB is seriously hurt! He must've reaggrevated the injuries he sustained at Before You!

Iceberg goes to hit the Ice Pick, but the referee gets in his face, telling Iceberg something about stopping the match. Iceberg shoves the ref down, knocking him out. EMT' can be seen walking down the ramp with a stretcher.

Theo Chaplin- This is horrible! EMT's are making their way to the ring as we speak! And Iceberg is still beating on the fallen Da MAB!

Iceberg continues to nail hard forearms to the back of Da MAB, whose body is just flailing like a rag doll with each hit. Iceberg rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He re enters the ring, but Da MAB is surrounded by EMT's and PWA officials.

Theo Chaplin- Looks like Iceberg is gonna have to stay back now! Da MAB recieveing medical attention!

The camera shows Razzle Dazzle Girl at ringside, crying her eyes out. Iceberg has cleared the ring of officials as he is no beating on Da MAB with the steel chair. The ring bell is ringing. Iceberg raises the chair above his head, and brings it back down across the back of Da MAB, who is now coughing up thick, black blood. PWA security runs down to the ring, and spear Iceberg.

PWA Officials and paramedics stabilize Da MAB and load him onto a stretcher as Razzle Dazzle Girl is once again uncontrollably in tears. As the paramedics wheel Da MAB out of the arena the fans stand up and cheer for the fallen hero. Security slowly release Iceberg, making sure he doesn't go out on a rampage. They leave the ring, as Iceberg is throwing a fit in the ring.

Iceberg is standing on the apron leaving the ring as Commissioner Compton appears on the PacificVision sitting in his office to the crowds roar.

Commissioner Compton - Hey, Iceberg? You think you heard the last of me? Well, I don't think so.

Iceberg stands stock still on the apron glaring at the Commissioner.

Commissioner Compton - You think you're tough. You think that because Da MAB collapsed in that ring and you kept beating him that it proved that you were tough? Huh? Well, guess what? Because of your stupid conduct there, next week, you will square off against Sid Sharpe, one on one, for the Pacific International Championship!

The crowd erupts at the announcement. Iceberg kicks the bottom rope and starts yelling obscenities at Compton.

Commissioner Compton - That is if he can find a get out of jail free card.

Commissioner Compton begins to sing "Jailhouse Rock" as Iceberg irately sprints up the ramp and Monday Night Shock fades out and the PWA logo flashes across the screen.