[July 20, 2001]
Live From the Sydney Superdome
in Sydney, New South Wales, Austrailia

"Land Down Under" by Pennywize blasts into the Sydney Superdome. Over twenty two thousands screaming fans rise to their feet as silver and orange pyro bombs drop to the War on the Shore set. Orange fireworks explode above the ring and rapidly begin to explode in a chain up the aisle.

Silver fireworks shoot up from the set as an orange fireball bursts up from the middle of the entrance. The fans are still screaming as the camera starts panning the crowd. Signs such as " Jorgan Envy," "I hate Paul Law," and "Mindy is hot." are spotted.

Theo Chaplin - Welcooommmmmme to Warrr on the Shhhoooorrrrreeeee!!!!!!!

The camera roams the ringside area and settles on the French announce position where Jacques Dietra and Maxime Reguliers are seated. The camera pans over to the Spanish announce position where Julio Vasquez and Jorge Losoda are welcoming the Spanish fans.

The camera starts to scan the arena again as even more signs are being waved by the PWA's die hard fans. Some of which say "Maggy is a slut" and "Get your own damn Ice-Tea." This shot gives way for a shot of a camera zooming in on the cell hanging ominously high above the ring.

Finally, the camera settles on Chaplin and Page at the announce table.

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to the Sydney Superdome where Grant Keaton and Hugh Jorgan will be squaring off in that cell later on tonight!!

[Tag Team Match]
#1 Contender to the Tag Team Champions
The Main Event vs Phaze and Psyclone

"Keep Away" by Godsmack hits the PA system and on the Pacificvision Suicidal's music video starts up. PsyclonE peeks out from behind the curtain, then makes his way out followed by PhaZe, the crowd go to their feet and cheer, just like they did last week for this duo. Phaze and Pscylone then get into the ring, prepared to take on the former Tag Team Champions...

"I Dissaper" by Metallica blasts throughout the arena as the former Tag Team champions, K-9 and Assassin, The Main Event head towards the ring. Neither of them slap anyone's hands on their way to the ring, they just stare down their opponents. K-9 and Assassin slide into the ring and get in their opponent's faces as the ref rings the bell to start this match-up.

Theo Chaplin-Look at their faces, the Main Event look ready.

Elijah Page-Of course they're ready, ready to beat the hell out of Phaze and Psyclone!

Theo Chaplin-We'll see Eli, we'll see.

K-9 and Phaze get set to start the match off. Assassin walks over to his corner. Psyclone does the exact same thing as he goes to his corner. K-9 and Phaze walk right up to each other. K-9 spits right in Phaze's face. Phaze pushes K-9, but K-9 doesn't go down. K-9 pushes him back, but like K-9, Phaze stays up. Both men walk right back up to each other, Phaze once again pushes K-9, but this time K-9 goes down.

Elijah Page-K-9 will get right back up!

Theo Chaplin-It doesn't look like that right now Eli.

K-9 immediately gets up. Phaze and K-9 tie up. After about thirty seconds of battling, K-9 overpowers Phaze and throws him to the ground. K-9 then walks over to Phaze and starts to stomp him. Phaze rolls out of the ring. K-9 gets the referee's attention. Assassin starts to beat on Phaze on the outside. Assassin picks up Phaze and powerslams him. Then, Assassin picks Phaze up Phaze and tosses him in the ring for K-9 to beat him down.

Theo Chaplin-That's cheap!

Elijah Page- All's fair in-in-erm-it was fair!

K-9 then runs to hit an elbow drop, but Phaze trips him. Phaze then starts to crawl towards his partner, Pscylone. Phaze tries to reach, but he can't quite get there yet. Meanwhile, K-9 tags Assassin in. Assassin runs over and grabs Phaze's leg, before he can tag his partner. Assassin hits a neckbreaker on Phaze and covers;1.....2....Pscylone jumps into to make the save.

Elijah Page-Now that's unfair!

Theo Chaplin-He just saved his partner!

Elijah Page-He's not the legal man!

Theo Chaplin-When Assassin attacked Phaze, was he the legal man.

Elijah Page doesn't say anything. Back in the ring, Phaze finally gets the strength to tag Pscylone. Pscylone jumps in over the top rope and clothesline Assassin. K-9 jumps in and he gets clotheslined by Pscylone as well. Pscylone then lifts Assassin up and DDTs his head into the mat. K-9 rolls out, so the same doesn't happen to him, but outside Phaze is back up and there to greet him.

Theo Chaplin-Damnit.

Elijah Page-Phaze and Psyclone have taken over this match!

Phaze and K-9 exchange lefts and rights. Psyclone hits a snap suplex on Assassin. He picks him back up and does a shoulderbreaker to Assassins right shoulder. Psyclone then starts to stomp Assassin's arm. He then covers; 1.....2....Assassin just barely kicks out. On the outside, Phaze has gotten the best of K-9 and hits a Russian Legsweep.

Phaze slides back into the ring to help his partner, Pscylone. Phaze and Pscylone start to stomp the Assassin. After Assassin takes a beating for about a minute, out of nowhere K-9 comes flying off the top rope, knocking Phaze and Pscylone to the ground. K-9 gets up first, then Pscylone gets up and hits Taking the Bite on him. Phaze gets to his feet and gets hit with the Niner, K-9 covers;1.....2.......3.

Theo Chaplin-The Main Event win. What a match!

[Winner] - The Main Event

After Pscylone and Phaze leave the ring, "The God That Failed" by Metallica blasts throughout the arena, filling it. The fans jump to their feet and go absolutely mad. Out from behind the curtain walks the co-owner of the PWA, Steve Sharpe. K-9 and Assassin, who have remained in the ring, look up at Steve as Steve removes a mic from his pocket and begins to speak.

Steve Sharpe-Well, K-9, Assassin, according to the contract for this match, that my brother Sid signed, you don't get your shots at the Tag Team titles until the next PayPerView, well, K-9, Assassin, I don't find that too fair. So, what I've done has changed this up and given you two your match, TONIGHT! Legally Glamorous, you've got five minutes to get your asses out here.

Shock heads to a commercial break. During the break the fans chant "Steve Sharpe Rocks" Steve Sharpe Rocks", then the countdown appears on the PacificVision.

K-9 and Assassin have cought there breathe and are sitting in the ring, waiting for their opponents, when "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits. Sid Sharpe walks out with his troops, Paul Law and Glamorous Grant Keaton. They walk down the ramp and get into the ring. Sid Sharpe has a mic.

Sid Sharpe-K-9, you know and your little buddy have no chance to win, so how about you just lay down for us.

The ring annoucer hands K-9 a mic.

K-9-Sid, The Main Event do not lay down for anyone. And if you're so confident, how about if I win, I am number one contender for the Pacific International title.

Sid Sharpe-You know what K-9, you've got it, but if you want this stipulation added, you're going to have to wait til Monday.

K-9-Alright, I'm fine with that.

"I Dissapear" by Metallica hits as all of them head to the back. Tons of PWA workers come out to put the barb wire on the ropes. We then fade into the back, where Tom Terwilliger is walking towards the entryway, when out of nowhere, Paul Law hits him with a sledgehammer. Paul Law continues to beat Tom Terwilliger's ass with the sledgehammer til officials break it up. EMTs come, put Tom on a stretcher, and load Tom Terwilliger into an ambulance, which drives off.

[Triple Threat Match]
Japan Pro Championship
Special Referee: Chris Wheeler

Dan Noble vs Ray Blaze vs Tom Terwilliger

"Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple blasts out of the PA as Ray Blaze steps out from behind the curtain. The fans erupt as Blaze walks slowly to the ring. He stares hard at the razor sharp barbed wire, wrapped around the ropes. He walks up the steps and enters the ring. He raises his arms to the fans, who cheer crazily.

Elijah Page- Look at that idiot! How many shots does Dan Noble have to give him before he'll realize that he just doesn't cut it?

Theo Chaplin- It's called heart, Eli...something you don't have!!

"Devil Without A Cause" by Kid Rock hits as the fans go wild. After a few moments, as the song kicks in, Chris "The Real F'n Deal" Wheeler walks out to the stage, clad in black jeans, and a black and white striped shirt. He raises his arms as pyro goes off. Wheeler walks to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. Chris walks up to Ray Blaze and shakes his hand, wishing him luck.

Elijah Page- See! Chris Wheeler is definitely on Ray Blaze's side! It's a conspiracy if you ask me!

Theo Chaplin- Oh will you please shut up!

Elijah Page- What? You don't see that Chris Wheeler and Ray Blaze are friends? I mean Chris Wheeler and Ray Blaze left Shock together this past Monday night!

Theo Chaplin- Friends they may be, but Chris Wheeler is a very fair man! If Dan Noble deserves to win, he will!

"When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 picks up, and PWA Japan Pro Champion Dan Noble, walks out to the stage, his title wrapped tightly around his waist. He does not have his Louisville Slugger. He looks at Ray Blaze, and then glances over at Chris Wheeler. He then glances at the barbed wire that will soon be rupturing his skin. After a couple moments thought, he pulls the belt off his waist, and sprints to the ring, diving under the bottom rope. He meets Blaze in the center of the ring with a right, and another, and follows up with a left, then a right and a left. Chris Wheeler gets in the middle and pushes Dan Noble back. Wheeler then calls for the bell.

Elijah Page- Look at that! Wheeler pushing Dan Noble around all ready!!!

Dan Noble and Ray Blaze come out of the corners and tie up. Dan Noble comes out with a top wristlock, but Ray Blaze reverses the hold into a hammerlock. Dan Noble throws a few elbows to the face of Ray Blaze and takes him over with a snap mare. Blaze rises to his feet but is taken back down with a dropkick. Noble brings Blaze to his feet, but Blaze hits a low blow on Noble. Blaze comes to his feet and hits a DDT on Dan Noble. Blaze brings Noble to his feet, and goes to whip him to the ropes, as the fans cheer the expected carnage, but Noble reverses it and pulls Blaze into a spinebuster. He grabs a handful of Blaze's hair and starts beating him down with hard rights. Noble covers, and Wheeler goes down for the count, but before Wheeler can count two, Noble picks Blaze's shoulders off the mat.

Elijah Page- I smell some barbed wire puncturing skin coming up!!!!!!

Noble whips Blaze to the ropes, and Blaze takes the full blow to the chest, the barbed wire hooking in his skin. Blaze flips forward, over the tope rope, his right arm getting caught in the ropes. The barbed wire digs into into the skin of his arm as he hangs from the ropes. Noble runs over to Blaze and hits a baseball slide, which makes the barbed wire dig even deeper into the skin of Ray Blaze.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god! Blaze must be in some serious pain!!

Elijah Page- Don't you love it?!?!

Dan Noble slides under the bottom rope, and uses Ray Blaze as a punching bag. He hits a few undercuts to the abdomen of Blaze, and even hits a few haymakers to the face. Blaze is still caught in the ropes, as Dan Noble walks over to the announcers area. He points at the timekeeper, and then pushes him out of his chair, grabbing it, and folding it. Noble walks back over to a hung up Ray Blaze, just taking his time. Wheeler tells Noble to rethink whatever he has in mind.

Elijah Page- What is Chris Wheeler doing? Anything goes in a match like this!!!

Theo Chaplin- You're right about that Eli. This match is unsanctioned. The PWA didn't want anything to do with it! So that means that Noble and Blaze can do pretty much whatever they want!

Dan Noble spits in the face of Ray Blaze, and then winds up with the chair, but Blaze gets a boot up, and kicks the chair back into the face of Dan Noble. Noble stumbles backward, as Chris Wheeler helps Blaze out of the ropes. Blood is pouring all over the place out of five gaping wounds on the forearm of Ray Blaze. He walks over to Dan Noble, who is on one knee in the middle of the aisle. Blaze picks up the chair, and smashes it across the back of Dan Noble, who screams out in pain. Blaze smashes the chair across the back of Noble again and again, until Noble is face down on the concrete floor. Blaze covers Noble. Wheeler drops for the count, 1...2...Noble kicks out! Blaze lifts Noble to his feet, and whips him tot he protective guardrail. Blaze smashes Noble's face against the guardrail repeatedly, until he got bored. He punches Noble in he gut, and follows up with an elbow to the face. Noble stumbles backward, and trips off the ramp, falling a full fifteen feet to the concrete. Ray Blaze goes to hop down off the ramp, but instead, turns around and walks down the aisle, and grabs the chair. he walks back up the ramp.

Theo Chaplin- I don't know what he intends to do with that chair, but it looks bad!

Elijah Page- Damn right it looks bad. Because Dan Noble will be on the receiving end!

Blaze drops the chair off the ramp, and watches as it falls, crashing against the skull of Dan Noble. Ray blaze lifts his arms to the crowd, as they cheer, stamping their feet. Blaze lets out a scream from within, and leaps from the stage, landing on Noble, crushing the chair between the two.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god! Dan Noble is dead! Ray Blaze is dead! They're both dead!!!!!!

Chris Wheeler looks down at the carnage, fifteen feet below his feet, a shocked look on his face.

Elijah Page- I love this! This is what I like. I like carnage. I like extreme!! I like bodies lying around, covered in blood, broken in half!! I love this!

Blaze stirs a little bit, and gets his arm across the chest of Dan Noble. Chris Wheeler drops down from the ramp, and makes the count, 1...2...Noble gets a shoulder up!

Theo Chaplin- Now how in the hell did he survive that?

Elijah Page- He's Dan Noble!!! Need I say more?

Blaze slowly rises to his feet, stumbling every so often. Noble stirs, but is nowhere close to even trying to get to his feet. Blaze is finally to his feet, and starts to walk off. Blaze leans against one of the stage support poles, resting his beaten body. Dan Noble slowly tries to climb to his feet, as Ray Blaze walks back over. Blaze grabs Noble by the head, and goes to drag him to his feet, but Noble hits a low blow. Blaze cries out in pain, as Noble finally stands on his own two feet. He punches Blaze in the face, sending him sprawling backward. Noble hits another right, followed by a left, and a right, until Blaze falls backward onto the sound table. Noble climbs up on the table and sets Blaze up for a Noble Bomb, but Blaze slides down the back, and hops off the table. He heads toward the backstage area, Noble follows.

Theo Chaplin- Now what's Blaze doing going backstage?!?!? I thought this was a barbed wire match!!!

Elijah Page- Well it looks like it turned into a street fight with barbed wire on the side!

The cameras follow Blaze and Noble backstage, to find Noble on the ground, Blaze putting the boots to him. Blaze walks off in search of something, as Noble grabs a trashcan. He dumps out the contents, and hides behind a door. Blaze comes back with a metal pipe of some sort. Noble is nowhere to be found, so Blaze throws a fit. Out of nowhere, Noble comes from behind Blaze and knocks him down with a trashcan to the head. Noble hits Blaze a few more times with the trashcan, and then covers, Wheeler drops for the count,1...2...Blaze gets a shoulder up!

Theo Chaplin- These two are gonna go on all night!!!

Elijah Page- One can only hope Theo! Look at the carnage these guys are dishing out!

The two rise to their feet, as they just start to exchange blows. Noble takes over, and whips Blaze into a stack of crates, which fall all over the place upon impact. Noble lifts a crate over his head, and smashes it down across the back of Ray Blaze. The crate explodes into a million pieces. Noble covers, but Blaze kicks out after two. Noble lifts Blaze to his feet and bashes his face into the concrete wall, and then whips him into a curtain, which turns out to be a wall to the make-up room. Noble picks up a make up case and throws it to the floor.He lifts Blaze to his feet and whips him into a mirror, it shattering all over the place.

Theo Chaplin- Blaze is busted wide open! Noble is sick, whipping him into a mirror!!

Elijah Page- You've gotta be sick to survive this kind of match, Theo!!!

The two exchange blows,as Blaze stumbles backward, through the curtain, back out on the stage. Noble hit a few rights on Blaze, but Blaze ducks under a haymaker, and executes an atomic drop. Noble stumbles forward. Blaze tries to push Noble's face into the barbed wire, but Noble kicks his leg back, hitting a low blow on Blaze. Noble whips Blaze into the edge of the ring. Blaze rolls in the ring, as Noble flips the ring apron up, looking for something under the ring. He pulls out a table and slides it in the ring, as the crowd cheer. Noble also pulls out a few more weapons, including a shovel, a chair, a trashcan, some street signs, and another bushel of barbed wire. Noble slides in the ring but Blaze stomps him before he has a chance to get to his feet. Blaze grabs a stop sign and nails it against the back of Nobles head, denting it beyond belief. Noble is out cold. Blaze brings Noble to his feet and hits the Blaze Face. He covers, Wheeler drops for the count, as the crowd goes nuts.1...2...Blaze stands up, relinquishing the pin. Blaze points to the ropes, as the fans go crazy. He lifts Noble to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, Noble getting caught up in the barbed wire. Blaze runs and hits a dropkick on Noble. Blaze grabs the trashcan, and dents it over the head of Dan Noble.

Theo Chaplin- This match has been mostly Dan Noble, but Ray Blaze coming back!

Ray Blaze rolls under the bottom rope, and is under the ring, looking for something, when he pulls out a ladder. The fans go crazy!!!

Theo Chaplin- Oh no. What's Ray gonna do?!?!?!

Ray slides the ladder in the ring and mounts it in the corner, and goes to get Dan Noble, who comes off the ropes with a hard clothesline. Both rise to their feet again and Noble takes Blaze over with a Japanese arm drag, and follows up with a huge powerslam. Noble connects with a powerbomb, and covers, Wheeler dropping for the count,1...2...Blaze just BARELY kicks out! A frustrated Dan Noble whips Blaze to the ropes, and ties his arms up in it, trapping him. Noble then sets up the table, and begins to wrap the bushel of barbed wire around it. He then sets the ladder up. Noble walks over to Blaze and instead of hitting Blaze, he hits Wheeler, knocking him to the mat!

Theo Chaplin- What the hell is dan Noble's problem?!?! Chris Wheeler didn't do a damn thing to deserve that!

Elijah Page- It's called being cautious!! But we know you're not used to that since your mommy holds your hand when you cross the street!!!

Noble unhooks Blaze from the barbed wire ropes and hits a Noble Bomb, knocking Blaze unconscious. Noble could go for the win, but instead, rolls Blaze onto the barbed wire wrapped table. Noble begins to climb the ladder, rung by rung. the fans cheer in anticipation as to what they expect. But out of nowhere, Wheeler climbs to his feet, and pushes the ladder out from under Noble, who flies over the tope rope, smashing through the French announcer's table. The crowd erupt into a "Holy Shit" chant.

Elijah Page- Chris Wheeler just cheated!! Damn! He just cost Dan Noble the Japan Pro Title!

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble had it coming! That bastard finally got his!

Elijah Page- What are you talking about! Chris Wheeler is a crooked referee!!

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble punched Chris Wheeler out! Noble deserved it!

Elijah Page- Oh yeah! That was sweet!

Dan Noble is not moving in the mess of table, but in the ring, Chris Wheeler is trying to wake Ray Blaze. He slaps Blaze in the face a few times, and Blaze finally stirs, rolling off the table. Blaze then rolls out of the ring,lying on the mats. Suddenly, the crowd boos crazily, as Paul Law runs down to the ring.

Theo Chaplin- What the hell is Paul Law doing out here?

Elijah Page- Hopefully to kick Chris Wheeler's ass!

Law slides into the ring and lashes into Wheeler with hard rights and lefts, Wheeler stumbling backward with each blow. Law backs Wheeler into a corner, and hits a few knife edge chops. He then connects with the Case Closed. Blaze had finally lifted himself up, and rolled into the ring, but also gets hit with the Case Closed. Law rolls out of the ring, and tries to wake Dan Noble up.

Elijah Page- Wait a second! Could this be an addition to Legally Glamorous? God I hope so! That's a dream team!

Theo Chaplin- Chris Wheeler and Ray Blaze out cold in the ring, both victims of the Case Closed.

Paul Law is on the outside slapping Dan Noble in the face, who is now stirring. Noble pulls himself up to one knee, and Law helps him to his feet. Dan Noble rolls in the ring, and goes to hit a Noble Bomb on Ray Blaze, but Blaze slides down the back and kicks his leg back into a low blow. He hits the Blaze Face. Law tries to get in the ring, but Blaze clotheslines him hard. Blaze covers, but Wheeler is out cold. Blaze goes to try to wake Wheeler up, but Noble comes from behind and hits the Noble Bomb through the barbed wire table. A new PWA official runs to the ring, and makes the count, 1...2...3!!!!!

Elijah Page- Yes!!! Dan Noble is still PWA Japan Pro Champion!!!

Theo Chaplin- But look at the way he won!! It took two men to put ray Blaze down!

Elijah Page- But what matters is, Dan Noble is still Japan Pro Champion over Ray Blaze for like, what, the 20th time?!?!

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits as Paul Law drags Dan Noble out of the ring, with his Japan Pro Title. The two head backstage, as Wheeler comes to. he points to Paul Law as if to say "you're dead", and then checks on Ray Blaze.

[Winner] - Dan Noble

The PWA Workers come back out to remove the bardwire.

In The back, Sid Sharpe is talking to Paul Law, Maggy Mayhem and Grant Keaton about their new addition, Dan Noble as Dan walks in with 4 sodas.

Sid Sharpe-Dan Noble! Just the man I wanted to see! Great job out there, but you know that Chris Wheeler will try and get involved in Paul's match, so Danny, I want you to make sure Law keeps his belt.

Dan Noble-You've got it Sid, but you know what you promised me.

Sid Sharpe-Yes, yes bigger things then the Japan Pro Title and don't worry, you'll get them.

The scene fades out and fades into Steve Sharpe, Trish, Da MAB, and Chris Wheeler.

Chris Wheeler-Damnit! That bastard Noble!

Steve Sharpe-Don't worry about it Chris, just sit back and relax.

Hugh Jorgan walks in with the Pacific International title around his waist and the lovely Mindy Malice by his side. Da MAB give Hugh a high five as he walks out for his match.

Hugh Jorgan-Steve, what the hell am I going to do? You know that Legally Glamorous is going to attack me during the match.

Steve Sharpe-Don't worry about that Hugh, Chris has got that covered, just go get ready.

Hugh Jorgan, pleased with the answer walks off.

[Triple Threat Street Fight]
Canadian Championship
Da MAB vs Cecile Covenn vs Aurora

"Living In Chaos" by the Offspring rips into Sydney, New South Wales, Austrailia as the crowd go crazy for this fairly new face. Aurora walks onto the stage and the fans get a bit louder. He slaps some fan's hands as he walks to the ring. He gets in and runs towards a turnbuckle. He jumps on and shouts to the fans, they cheer when....

The crowd give a loud mixed reaction, mixed, yet still loud as "Kim" by Eminem hits over the P.A. system. Cecile Covenn walks out and the fans mixed reaction gets louder. He walks down the ramp and into the ring, where he and Aurora wait for the Canadian Champion Da MAB....

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg hits as Dan Noble and Sid Sharpe walk out towards the ring. Dan Noble has a pipe in his hand as he gets into the ring. Sid Sharpe starts to talk to Cecile Covenn, while he does, Dan Noble whacks him with the pipe. Noble then hits Covenn again, before running at Aurora and clotheslining him to the ground. Noble then lifts him up and Noble Bombs him when...

"Nightmare" by Da MAB hits as Da MAB throws his Canadian title to the ground and runs to the ring. He drills Dan Noble, but Sid Sharpe rolls out of the ring. Then, Grant Keaton and Paul Law run to the ring. All three men beat down Da MAB as the scene fades to an add for the next PayPerView.

[Winner] - No Contest

The camera ventures into the back were we see chairs and other objects scattered all over the floor. Then the camera pans around-only to see Hugh Jorgan, laying on a broken table as Dan Noble and Grant Keaton stomp the hell out of him.

We then see Sid Sharpe in his office.

Sid Sharpe-Exactly what I wanted.

A sick smile is on Sid's face as we head to an advertisement for Monday Night Shock.

During the break, the ritual beachball breaks out. The people in the arena are going crazy, everyone who hits the ball, then start to chase it. Security guards don't know what to, so for the first time ever, they let the fans keep hitting the ball, then the countdown appears on the PacificVision.

[Singles Match]
Rocky Mountain Championship
Paul Law vs XCalibur

�Hate me now� by Nas blast through the arena as the crowd boo. Paul Law comes from behind the curtain as the crowd boo even louder. He walks down the ramp as the fans throw things at him, he just ignores them and gets in the ring preparing for his match

�Dumb� by Nirvana then hits as Xcalibur walks onto the ramp. He points at Paul Law talking trash, walking towards the ring. Paul Law then slides out of the ring and hammers Xcalibur with a series of right hands.

Theo Chaplin - Paul law getting the early advantge

Elijah Page - Well lets see if he can keep it

Paul Law whips Xcalibur into the steel steps which collapse as the ref gets in Law�s face. Paul Law picks up Xcalibur and throws him in the ring as the bell sounds an the match officially starts.

Elijah Page - This match is underway

Paul Law throws Xcalibur off the ropes and lowers his head as Xcalibur takes advantage with a DDT. Xcalibur goes for the cover; 1�2.. Paul Law kicks out! Xcalibur picks him up and hits a Northern Lights Suplex but doesn�t bridge into the cover.

Theo Chaplin - Why didn�t Xcalibur go for the cover?

Xcalibur bodyslams Law and goes up top. Xcalibur looks around the crowd and looks for the senton bomb but Law moves, Xcalibur is up but dazed and Law signals for something and running as Xcalibur hits the Objection turning Xcalibur inside out!

Elijah Page - The Objection!

Theo Chaplin - Now will come Case Closed�.and it will be Case Closed for Xcalibur.

Paul Law attempts the Case Closed, but XCalibur hits him below the belt. XCalibur then goes behind Paul Law and hits a German Suplex. Xcalibur lifts Paul Law back to his feet and does a double underhook suplex to him. XCalibur then runs up and jumps off the second rope with a moonsault and covers Paul Law; 1.....2....Paul Law kicks out.

Theo Chaplin-Xcalibur almost had the "w"

Elijah Page-But he doesn't!

Law then kicks XCalibur and piledrives him. Law picks XCalibur back up and attempts a clothesline, but Xcalibur blocks it, XCalibur tries a clothesline of his own, but Paul Law ducks and XCalibur drills the referee with the clothesline instead. The official goes down.

All of the lights in the arena then go out. "You can hate me now...but I won't stop now." "You can hate me now... but I won't stop now." Law's own music, "Hate Me Now" by Nas featuring Puff Daddy hits, and out from behind the curtain walks a man.

He runs to the ring. The man then clothesline XCalibur, then drills Paul Law. He hits a jackhammer on Paul Law. Then he walks over to XCalibur and hits a diamond cutter. The man then runs off.

Theo Chaplin-It's Chris Ponger! Former EAW great, Chris Ponger!

Ponger stays on the ramp and signals to the crowd, they give a mixed reaction, some boo, some cheer. Then, Chris Ponger walks out of the arena. The two men struggle to get up, the referee starts the ten count; 1.....2......3......4.......5.......6......7.....8... Paul Law gets to his feet.

Paul Law picks up Xcalibur in the position for Case Closed but Xcalibur slips off the back, Law turns around and gets hit in the face with a huge clothesline. Xcalibur call�s up Law who gets up and turns around and Xcalibur goes for the Royal Kick but Law ducks and hits hits Case Closed on Xcalibur. Law covers; 1�2�3! Law wins the match!

Theo Chaplin - Law wins the match with Case Closed!

Elijah Page - But Xcalibur put up a great fight.

Paul Law slides out the ring and grabs a steel chair, Law throws the chair in the ring and calls up Xcalibur who slowly gets to his feet. Law plants the chair over Xcalibur�s head breaking the chair and knocking Xcalibur cold out.

Theo Chaplin - Oh My God! Law just broke that chair over Xcalibur�s head. What The Hell Was That All About?

Elijah Page - I don't know but I like it.

Theo Chaplin - Law keeps his belt, but the real story here is that Chris Ponger has appeared!

[Winner] - Paul Law

In The back, Steve Sharpe and Chris Wheeler are helping Hugh Jorgan to his feet.

Steve Sharpe-Hugh, what happened?

Hugh Jorgan-Keaton and Noble...

Steve Sharpe-Well, I'll get the match postponed a couple of weeks, you can forefit the title and win it back next week.

Hugh Jorgan-No.

Hugh Jorgan walks off. We then venture into Sid Sharpe's office.

Sid Sharpe-So, he still wants to fight, we'll give him and his buddies a fight...

Sid Sharpe gets another sadistic smile on his face as we head back to the arena.

[Ladder In A Cell]
Pacific International Title
Hugh Jorgan vs Glamorous Grant Keaton

The camera pans around the crowd where the beachballs is still being tossed around the crowd. Then all the lights in the arena go out. Just like in the begining of the show, oranga and silver pyro bombs fall onto the War On The Shore Set. Orange fireworks fly up from the ring posts and at the side of the aisle.

More silver fireworks shoot up from the set. And a huge orange fireball(yes, it is much bigger then the first one) explodes in the middle of the entrance. The crowd all rise to their feet as a silver spotlight looks around the arena when...

Three officials, which one of whom, will be the referee in this Pacific International Title match, walk out. They are carrying a ladder, they walk over towards the ring and place the ladder just outside of the ring. On the ladder, we see many War On The Shore symbols. Then, we also see pictures of Hugh Jorgan, Grant Keaton, and the Pacific International Title on the ladder. Two off the officials walk away as...

"I'm Too Sexy" by by Right Said Fred rips into the Sydney Superdome, in Sydney, New South Wales, Austrailia. The crowd erupts in boos as Glamorous Grant Keaton walks out from behind the curtain, by himself. The boos get louder once the fans actually lay their eyes on the man who referes to himself as "The Glamorous One." Grant Keaton begins walking down the aisle, where fans yell obscenities at him. Glamorous Grant Keaton calls one fan an ingrate, but completely ignores everyone else.

The Glamorous One walks up to the ring and climbs up the steps. He opens the door to the cell and walks in. The Glamorous One, Grant Keaton then slams the cell door shut. He walks up to the referee in charge and whispers something to him. He then walks up to the ring annoucer and snatches the mic away from her.

Grant Keaton-Well, it seems as though none of you ingrate have any respect for The Glamorous One.

The fans boo.

Grant Keaton-Well fans, unfourtantely, Hugh Jorgan will not be competing tonight, so if you would just hand the belt over to me..

"Eye Candy" by SPiRE blasts throughout the Sydney Superdome, filling it. The crowd goes absolutely insane for their Pacific International Champion and before he even gets to the entryway, a "Hugh-Jorgan" chant breaks out. The crowd looks to the entryway to see where Jorgan is, but he can not be seen.

Then Jorgan peaks his head out of the curtain and the crowd go mad. Once Jorgan walks out from behind the curtain, the PWA crowd get just about as loud as they've ever been. Hugh Jorgan holds up a Pacific Wrestling Association, Pacific International Title, "Jorgan Envy" t-shirt in the air and the fans go nuts again.

The shirt has a picture of Hugh Jorgan, with the Pacific International title. On the back, it has two good looking ladies and say "Jorgan Envy." He slaps fan's hands as he walks down the aisle. Hugh Jorgan jumps up onto the apron, signals to the crowd, and jumps down. He walks over to the door, opens it and walks into the cell.

Grant Keaton looks at Hugh Jorgan, surprised that he is out here for this matchup, but Hugh Jorgan just gives Grant Keaton a cold, hard stare. Grant Keaton responds to this with a stare if his own. Hugh Jorgan walks over to the official in charge. The referee points at the Pacific International title hanging from the twenty foot steel cage and signals for the bell.

Theo Chaplin-Did you see how those two looked at each other? What a match were going to have!

Elijah Page-Yeah, a match that Grant Keaton is going to easily win!

As the camera zooms in on Hugh Jorgan, we see a few cuts and bruises. He also has a few bandages on him. He has one right under his lower lip. Grant Keaton looks at the bandage and laughs. The bell rings and the referee tells the two the match has begun...

Theo Chaplin-Here we go!

Elijah Page-Here we go...on the route to a new Pacific International Champion...Glamorous Grant Keaton!

The two men keep staring at each other, neither man taking an eye of his opponent. The two each take a step foward, then another. Both men then back away and circle each other, trying to see what move the other is going to make. They take a step towards each other, but quickly back away again.

Elijah Page-This match sucks.

Theo Chaplin-The match does not suck Eli, they're trying to get a feel for each other.

Finally, Grant Keaton decides to make the first move by charging at Hugh Jorgan, but hugh Jorgan just grabs Grant Keaton's head and throws him over the top rope into the cell. Hugh Jorgan then slides out of the ring himself. Jorgan stands Grant Keaton back up. Hugh Jorgan then dropkicks Keaton and slides back into the ring.

Theo Chaplin-There's some action.

Elijah Page-Well, yeah, but Grant Keaton should be doing it.

Grant Keaton gets back up and slides back in himself. Grant Keaton once again charges at Hugh Jorgan. Jorgan just looks at Keaton like Keaton's an idiot for trying the same thing again, but Jorgan doesn't move in time and feels a spear from Grant Keaton.

Elijah Page-Second time's the charm!

Theo Chaplin-Huh?

After the spear, Grant Keaton starts to give Hugh Jorgan hooks and jabs and just about any punch he can. After about thirteen seconds, Hugh Jorgan turns it over and starts beating on Glamorous Grant Keaton. The fans begin to cheer at the turn of the tides, but after about fifteen seconds, Hugh Jorgan gets up to his feet.

The Glamorous One, Grant Keaton gets to his feet aswell. This time Jorgan charages at Grant Keaton, but Keaton does a small dropkick to Jorgan's head. Hugh Jorgan goes down and a cut that was on Hugh Jorgan's forehead opens back up. Blood gushes down Jorgan's head, much to the delight of Glamorous Grant Keaton.

Elijah Page-But the third time is not the charm!

Elijah Page starts to laugh at his stupid joke. Back in the ring, Grant Keaton starts hammering Hugh Jorgan's head, trying to make his cut open more and more. Grant Keaton gets back up and picks Hugh Jorgan up with him. The Glamorous One gets behind Hugh Jorgan and locks in a full nelson.

Hugh Jorgan looks like he's in alot of pain, he even lets out a small scream of pain. The referee comes over to check on Hugh Jorgan, but Hugh Jorgan is refusing to give up. The referee then relizes that they can not win by pinfall or submission Finaly releasing that Hugh Jorgan isn't going to tap out any time soon, Grant Keaton lifts Hugh Jorgan into the air and slams him to the ground.

Theo Chaplin-What a Full Nelson slam by Keaton.

Elijah Page-Damn right it was great!

Grant Keaton flips Hugh Jorgan on his back. He then heads to the top rope. He climbs up to the top. Grant Keaton the leaps off the top turnbuckle, hitting an elbow drop on Hugh Jorgan. We hear The Glamorous One shout "Perfect Form" which is also the name of the move he just performed. Grant Keaton slides out of the ring to the outside to grab the War On The Shore ladder.

Theo Chaplin-Keaton's doing the smart thing by getting the ladder.

Elijah Page-Of course Keaton is doing the smart thing!

Grant Keaton picks up the ladder, then lifts the ladder up, over his head and tosses it right into the ring. Grant Keaton then looks under the ring and starts tossing various weapons, like two chairs, a 2 x 4 and even barb wire left over from the Japan Pro Championship match.

Grant Keaton throws the objects into the ring. Then, Grant Keaton slides into the ring, but gets nailed when Hugh Jorgan runs at The Glamorous One with the ladder. Keaton goes down. Jorgan then lifts Keaton up. Hugh Jorgan picks Grant Keaton up and postions him, then piledrives his head right into the mat.

Theo Chaplin-Out of nowhere Jorgan has gotten control!

Elijah Page-Not for long..

Theo Chaplin-How can you tell?

Elijah Page-Intuision.

Theo Chaplin-But...but... oh nevermind!

Hugh Jorgan then picks up Glamorous Grant Keaton and sends him flying into the ropes, Grant Keaton comes back and Hugh Jorgan bends down and sends Grant Keaton out of the ring with a back body drop. Hugh Jorgan looks to the outside, then looks up at the ladder. Jorgan then grabs the ladder and postions it around the middles of the ring

Theo Chaplin- I don't think he postioned the ladder right.

Hugh Jorgan starts climbing the ladder. Within twenty seconds, he reaches the top. Hugh Jorgan tries to grab for the belts, but he can not reach them. Jorgan then looks to see the distance from the ladder to the belts as if he may jump for them. Realising how far away the title belts are, Jorgan then turns his attention to Grant Keaton on the outside. Jorgan then stands straight up on the top of the ladder.

Theo Chaplin-No Hugh, don't do it!

Grant Keaton starts to get up. Hugh Jorgan looks right at him, then leaps off the top of the ladder and hits a now standing Grant Keaton. During the collision the two nail the cage and knock a piece of it right off as they fall through with it.

Elijah Page-Holy Shit!

Theo Chaplin-Oh my lord!

A "Holy Shit" chant breaks out in the arena, but then fans start chanting Hugh Jorgan's name. After about a minute, the two men finally get to their feet. Grant Keaton walks to the other side of the cell to grabs a chair, but Jorgan starts to climb the cell, Grant Keaton sees this and also starts to climb the cell.

Theo Chaplin-Oh no, what now?

The two continuing climbing the cell. They reach the top at about the same time and both pull themselves up. The two meet in the center and circle each other, then they move in, tying up. The two both use all their strength, but Keaton is able to knock Jorgan to the ground. As Jorgan gets up Keaton grabs him and sets him up for a reverse russian legsweep and then hits the move, knocking the two through the cell, hit the ladder, and fall twenty feet to the ground.

Theo Chaplin-I don't believe it, I can't believe it, oh-my Holy sh- H-H-Holy Shit!

Elijah Page just looks on in amazement and shock as Theo Chaplin does the same. Both men stay down for over two minutes. Then, the two get to their feet and start to exchange punches. Both men look extremely tired.

Theo Chaplin-These two look tired.

Elijah Page-Yeah right, Grant Keaton can go all night long.

Theo Chaplin- That's sick Eli, how would you even know?

Elijah Page-Chap said something funny, Oh my lord, hell has frozen over!

Theo Chaplin - Shutup Eli.

The two men in the ring back off and stare each other down-again. Grant Keaton knees Hugh Jorgan in the stomach, lifts him up and powerbombs him to the ground. Grant Keaton walks over to where the ladder is laying, from when Keaton and Jorgan fell on it, and picks it up.

Elijah Page - Look Chap, Keaton is going to end it!

Keaton lifts it up and walks towards the center of the ring, but Hugh Jorgan has reached his feet and dropkicks the ladder right in Grant Keaton's face. Keaton goes down. Hugh Jorgan gets to his feet and locks the Porn-O-Matic in on Grant Keaton.

Theo Chaplin - Porn-O-Matic!

Elijah Page - Who cares? He doesn't have the belt yet.

Hugh Jorgan keeps the Porn-O-Matic on for about twenty-two more seconds. Then, he stops the hold and sets the ladder up. Hugh Jorgan starts to climb the "official PWA, War On The Shore ladder" but he climbs very slowly.

Elijah Page - Looks like someone's stair master training didn't pay off.

Then, Grant Keaton gets back up and starts climbing again-on the other side. Keaton hurries to catch Hugh Jorgan and they both get to the top at the same time. They both reach for the belt and grab, they try to kick each other off - but they hit the ladder and it goes crashing, after about a minute of hanging, both of the men go crashing to the floor as well.

The two men get back up again. Grant Keaton hits a swinging DDT on Hugh Jorgan, then the Glamorous One follows it up with short-arm clothesline. Grant Keaton begin climbing the ladder-again, but when he reaches the top, he can't quite reach the title, so he grabs the top of the cell.

Meanwhile, Jorgan grabs a pipe, which was one of the weapons Keaton threw in, and drills the ladder with it. He hits the ladder until it can take no more, the ladder breaks in half, but Keaton does not fall since he grabbed the top of the cage. Grant Keaton slowly uses the top of the cage like monkey bars to get to the belts.

Jorgan notices this and runs outside, Hugh Jorgan quickly starts crawling up the side of the cage because there is now no other way to get to it. Jorgan finally reaches the top and runs over to wear the belts are hanging - there is also a hole where these two athletes broke the cage earlier.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell are these two going to do?!?

Instead of go around the hole and grabbing the title(which would take a while), Glamorous Grant Keaton pulls himself up through the hole. The two competitors, Glamorous Grant Keaton and the Pacific International Champion, Hugh Jorgan once again are face to face on the top of the cell.

Theo Chaplin - What's going down now?

Elijah Page - What's going down is Keaton kicking Jorgan's ass!

Keaton and Jorgan get in each other's faces again. Keaton spits right in Hugh Jorgan's eye. Hugh tries to whipe the sweat off, but while he's doing that, powerslams him, though he doesn't break the cage, we can hear the impact of Hugh Jorgan hitting the cell.

Jorgan gets up quickly, which is surprising since he's so fatigued. Jorgan dropkicks Grant Keaton, Keaton goes down fast, but gets up just as fast. Jorgan grabs Keaton and hits a front face DDT.

Out of nowhere, we see Paul Law climb up to the top of the cell. He throws his sledgehammer down, charges at Jorgan and spears him. He then walks over and helps Keaton up. Keaton and Law lift Jorgan up and with all their strength, Legally Glamorous chokeslams Jorgan through the cage onto the broken ladder.

Theo Chaplin-Damnit! Damnit! No! Paul Law just ruined this great match!

Elijah Page-Yes! Yes! Yes!

Paul LAw climbs down the side of the cage, while Grant Keaton drops through the hole, hangs there, grabs the belts and drops to the floor. Paul Law runs in to celebrate. Then Sid Sharpe walks out with Maggey Mayhem.

[Winner] - Glamorous Grant Keaton

Legally Glamorous celebrates with Grant Keaton and his new Pacific International Title. Then Dan Noble walks out holding Mindy Malice. Noble throws her to Grant KEaton. Keaton puts his newly one title down. Noble and Law hold Jorgan up to see. Keaton hits the Face Full Of Fashion on his former valet, Mindy Malice. Maggey Mayhem laughs. Then Grant Keaton holds his belt high in the air as War On The Shore goes off of the air.

[Credits]

Chris Carnage-Match 4
Sid Sharpe - Match 2
Steve Sharpe - Matches 1, 3, &5

Pacific Wrestling Association 2001


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