[June 22, 2001]
Live From Skyreach Place in Kelowna, British Columbia

"I can't drive 55" by Sammy Hagar blasts out of the PA as yellow fireworks stream down to the stage, as white flames shoot up from the ringposts. The PWA fans rise to their feet, cheering in anticipation. The camera pans the arena, showing signs such as "We Miss Rude Boy", "Jorgan Envy", and "I want Sid Sharpe". The camera pans across the custom built stage. The aisle is made to look like a street, and it is surrounded by blank street signs. A huge PacificVision stands over it all.

Fireworks continue to go off as the camera scans the ringside area. The camera zooms in on the French announce table where Maxime Reguliers and Jacques Dietra are seated. The camera then scans right to the Spanish announce table where Julio Vasquez and Jorge Losoda are sitting. With fireworks exploding above the ring the camera finally focuses on both Theo Chaplin, and Elijah Page, seated at the English announce table

Theo Chaplin-Welcome everyone to The Streets Have No Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a night we have in store for you folks. First we have the semi-finals and finals of the Pacific International Championship tournament.

Elijah Page- That's right. And perhaps what will be my favorite match of the night, the tag team ladder match between the Main Event, and Sudden Impact.

Theo Chaplin- But that's not it!We've also got a Triangle Lottery match for the Japan Pro Championship, pitting Distress against Oozie and Whizzkid, as well as a Silver Street fight!

Elijah Page- There's going to be all sorts of carnage tonight! I can't wait!

"The God That Failed" by Metallica blasts out of the PA, and as the curtains part Steve and Sid Sharpe step out onto the stage. The fans go crazy as the two owners of the PWA walk to the ring. Steve grabs a microphone.

steve sharpe-how's everybody doing tonight?!?!?!?

The crowd cheer madly. Steve and Sid stare at each other approvingly, loving the response they're getting.Steve begins to talk again.

Steve Sharpe-So, is everybody looking forward to who will be Rude Boy's successor?

Before the crowd can respond "Hate Me Now" by Nas blasts throughout the arena as Paul Law steps out from behind the curtain. He walks slowly to the ring to a sea of deafening boos. He grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

Paul Law-Hey Steve, Sid...guess what? It's Friday, and we are at The Streets Have No Name, and we all know what that means...Da MAB gets his ass kicked now. I'm not waiting for the match, Da MAB is going down now!

Just then "nightmare" by Da MAB hits the speakers as the crowd go nuts. Da MAB steps out from behind the curtain and starts to run to the ring.

Steve Sharpe- Hold on!Hold on! Hold up Da MAB! Don't you even think about it. I forgot to mention...if either of you, Paul, Da MAB, if either of you touch, provoke, or even look at each other the wrong way,until your match, I will disqualify both of you from the Pacific Internationl Championship tournament!

Paul Law throws a fit in the middle of the ring. Da MAB has an annoyed look on his face and heads toward the back. Paul Law goes to leave the ring, but turns and goes to kick Steve but before he can...

Steve Sharpe- And if you touch either of us, you're fired.

Paul Law stops in his tracks and drops out of the ring. He starts walking toward the back."The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up again as the Sharpe Brothers head toward the back. The camera focuses on Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page, once again.

Theo Chaplin- Well folks! Paul law given an ultimatum by the Sharpe Brothers! If Paul Law or Da MAB touch each other tonight they are both automatically disqualified from the PacInt tourney! And, if Law touches either of the Sharpe Brothers he will be fired!

Elijah Page- Yeah!who do those Sharpe Brothers think they are! just a bunch of no good snobs that think they can run us like slaves!

Theo Chaplin- That they may be...but they're the guys that let you keep your job, which I don't agree with, and they pay you!

Elijah Page- They're still shmucks!

Theo Chaplin- Well, I think it's time to get to the action!

[Semi-Final Match]
Pacific International Championship Tournament
Glamorous Grant Keaton vs Hugh Jorgan

"Eye Candy" by SpiRE hits, and Hugh Jorgan walks to the ring to a massive pop from the crowd. He signals for the SFX crew to keep his music playing, and he jumps into the ring, where he starts gyrating his hips at the crowd. A bunch of scantily clad young ladies appear and strut down the ramp. Hugh helps them into the ring, where they do their best to show off their "talents", their full breasts and buttocks heaving against lycra and cotton as they dance with Hugh.

Theo Chaplin- Hugh Jorgan is definitely the crowd's favorite tonight!

Elijah Page- He's everyone's favorite, Theo! WOOOO! Pass some of that down here Hugh!

Hugh helps the ladies out of the ring, as "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred hits, and "Glamorous" Grant Keaton walks to the ring, accompanied by Malice. Hugh Jorgan beckons to Keaton, who takes his time, eyeing his opponent. He hops into the ring, and the two men circle each other.

Elijah Page- Well we know who the better man is tonight!

Theo Chaplin- Really? How do you figure that?

Elijah Page- Look man! Jorgan has that whole bevy of babes over there, and Keaton's only got Mandy Malice!

Theo Chaplin- Will you get your head out of your pants? This is about who's the better wrestler! Not who has the bigger� Jorgan�

The bell rings, and the two men tie up. Keaton comes out with the advantage, whipping Jorgan into the ropes, and hitting a scoop slam. Jorgan gets up and counters with a swinging neckbreaker. Jorgan puts on a figure-four leglock, trying to end the match quickly

Theo Chaplin- No way. It's too soon.

Keaton refuses to tap, and manages to relieve the pressure by getting partially to his feet. The Ref forces Jorgan to relinquish the hold. Jorgan whips Keaton into the ropes and sets him up for a tilt-a-whirl driver, but Keaton slides under his legs and hits a German suplex. Keaton picks up the now-prone Jorgan, and hits a stalling brainbuster. He applies an elevated Boston crab, but holds it too high, allowing Jorgan to worm his way back through. Keaton drops a leg, and Jorgan hops up and plants a kick straight to Keaton's head.

Elijah Page- Attaboy Jorgan! Do it for the honeys!

Theo Chaplin- Eli, do you get any? Ever?

Keaton is down, and Jorgan starts playing to the crowd. He walks over to where Mandy Malice is standing and starts making ass slapping "who's your daddy?" taunts. The crowd laughs and joins in. Malice is not impressed. Keaton comes up from behind and does a schoolboy roll-up. (1��2��) Jorgan kicks out.

Theo Chaplin- Keaton nearly ended it right there.

Elijah Page- Just goes to show, never ask Mandy Malice who her daddy is!

Theo Chaplin- You are a complete idiot!

Jorgan hits an evenflow DDT, followed closely by a T-bone suplex. Keaton is down. Jorgan pulls Keaton over to the turnbuckle, and the crowd starts chanting "MoFo! MoFo!" Jorgan climbs to the 2nd turnbuckle and hits a powerbomb.

Theo Chaplin: THE MOFO! OH MY GOD!

Elijah Page: Keaton's gonna be feeling that tomorrow!

Theo Chaplin: I think he's feeling it now!

Jorgan pulls Keaton to the middle of the ring, where he applies the Porn-O-Matic. Keaton taps.

Theo Chaplin: And Jorgan advances to the finals with the Porn-O-Matic!

Elijah Page: I told you Jorgan was the better man!

Theo Chaplin: Well even you have to be right once in a very great while.

[Winner] - Hugh Jorgan

Theo Chaplin- Well, folks. It's about time for Round One of the Triangle Lottery Match for the Japan Pro Championship. Now, I'm sure a lot of you don't know what a Triangle Lottery Match is, well neither do I! The Sharpe Brothers held a press conference earlier today. Let's check it out.

Footage of the press conference is shown. There is a podium in the dead center with the PWA logo on it, with many reporters, and even more fans awaiting the arrival of the Sharpe Brothers. A well dressed, middle aged man makes his way to the podium.

Thomas Klyne- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Skyreache Center. My name is Thomas Klyne, and I am proud to say that I own this beautiful arena, and I am happy to see the PWA and The Streets Have No Name here. But now it's time for business. Ladies and gentlemen...I give you, Sid and Steve, the Sharpe Brothers!

Sid and Steve walk through a door. Cameras flash, and fans cheer, as the two brothers make their way to the podium.

Sid Sharpe- Well, as you all know, tonight, at The Streets Have No Name, there is a very unique match booked, called a Triangle Lottery Match, and the Japan Pro Title is on the line.

Steve Sharpe- And we're here to explain just exactly what that means.

Another well dressed man walks up to the podium with a BINGO shuffler. It is large, and made of gold, containg many pieces of paper on the inside. He sets it on the podium, and walks away.

Sid Sharpe- The Triangle Lottery will consist of two matches. Each participant will take part in a lottery drawing. The two men who pick the lowest numbers, will meet each other in the first round, and whoever wins that match, will go on to meet whoever draws the highest number, later on in the night. The winner of the second round walks away PWA Japan Pro Champion.

Some of the fans cheer approvingly, however they are still a bit confused.

Steve Sharpe- And now for the drawing. In order to avoid any fighting before The Streets Have No Name, we have elected to represent each member of the match in the drawing. I will be representing Whizzkid, my brother Sid will be representing Oozie, and representing your current PWA Japan Pro Champion Distress...

A door opens and in walks a man. The fans cheer crazily.

Steve and Sid Sharpe- Mr. Steiner King!!!!

Steiner King- Hey people. Thanks a lot for that warm welcome. Now don't get me wrong, I am not coming back to the PWA, I just thought I outta help your new owners with their first Pay Per View. Plus...I miss the fans!

The fans go crazy at this remark.

Steiner King- But now let's get to the drawing!

Sid Sharpe- Shall we?

Sid takes the handle of the BINGO shuffler and begins to spin it, the pieces of paper tossing and tumbling. He stops shuffling and turns to Steiner.

Sid Sharpe- Will you do the honors? Remember, don't read your number aloud just yet.

Steiner King reaches into the gold cage and grabs a bundled piece of paper. He steps back as Steve Sharpe reaches in. Sid then pulls out one more picec of paper, and shuts the door to the little cage.

Steve Sharpe- Now this is it. This will decide the order of the Japan Pro Triangle Lottery Match, and could very well determine the winner. WhizzKid drew...

Steve opens up his piece of paper, reads it, and turns it toward the camera.

Steve Sharpe- Four! Now, in order for anyone to automatically enter the Second Round, he must get higher than four.

Sid Sharpe- Well...Oozie chose number...

Sid opens up the paper and turns it toward the camera

Sid Sharpe- Nine! Looks like Oozie is headed to the second round, considering there are only ten numbers.

Steiner King- Well, you're not going to believe this...but Distress chose number ten! What a lucky hand eh?

Steve Sharpe- Well folks, it looks like in Round One it will be Oozie versus Whizzkid, and the winner of that will go on to meet Distress later tonight, for the japan Pro Championship. Please tune in to find out what happens!

The footage ends and the camera is again focused on Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page.

Theo Chaplin- Well, I guess that explains it! The first round is up, Whizzkid and Oozie! Let's go!

"Sounds of Wickedness" by Tzant hits the PA as WhizzKid makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer him appreciatively. "Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX plays as Oozie recieves cheers as well. He enters the ring and the two tie up.

Theo Chaplin- This should be a good one!

Oozie sends WhizzKid to the ropes and takes him down with a drop toe hold. The two tie up again, but Oozie takes the upperhand again, backing Whizzkid into the corner. Whizzkid retaliates and kicks Oozie in the gut, and throws him into the corner. Whizzkid throws some lefts and rights, and then mounts Oozie on the tope rope. Whizzkid climbs up and executes a crazy top rope hurricanrana.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god what a move!

Whizzkid covers, but only gets two. He stomps Oozie, but Oozie grabs his foot, and drags Whizzkid down. He gets him into a one leg boston crab. Whizzkid yells out in pain, but is able to reach the ropes. The referee forces Oozie to relinquish the hold. Whizzkid to his feet. The two exchange blows, Oozie taking over, he whips Whizzkid to the ropes,and takes him down with a high back body drop. He covers. 1....2...Whizzkid kicks out!

Elijah Page- That was close!

Oozie tries for the cover again, but Whizzkid kicks out once more. oozie gets frustrated and hurts Whisskid with a few elbows to the face. He lifts him to his feet, and executes a german suplex, which he bridges into a pin. The referee counts, 1...2...Whizzkid barely escapes.

Theo Chaplin- I dunno if Whizzkid has much left in him!

Elijah Page- It doesn't matter because Distress is going to beat whoever wins this match!

Oozie goes to whip Whizzkid to the ropes, but Whizzkid reverses it, and pulls Oozie toward him, taking him down with a short arm clothesline.Whizzkid counters with an arm grapevine. Oozie grabs the ropes, and manages to his feet, but is taken down with a gut-wrench powerbomb.Whizzkid whips Oozie to the ropes, and as Oozie stumbles forward, is taken down with a double underhook suplex. Whizzkid scales the top rope. He prepares for the Whizzer, but falls on his groin when Oozie hits the ropes. Oozie scales the rops and sets WhizzKid up, and delivers the Demon Deathmark!He covers.

Theo Chaplin- That's gotta be it! It's gotta be over!

1...2...3!!!Oozie stands up and rolls out of the ring. he walks to the back without celebrating or anything

Theo Chaplin- Oozie advances to meet Distress later on tonight. I think Distress should start worrying!

Elijah Page- What are you talking about?!?!Distress is going to practically murder him!!

Theo Chaplin- You keep telling yourself that.

Sid Sharpe- Ahhhhh, Grant. Leaving so soon?

Glamorous Grant Keaton- That's Glamorous to you. Yeah I'm leaving! I have no point in being here. But before I leave, I just wanted to tell you that on Monday Night, Hugh Jorgan is mine, whether he wins or loses tonight, and whether you like it or not!

Sid Sharpe- Well, Grant, what makes you think you deserve Hugh Jorgan, even if he doesn't win the tournament tonight?

Glamorous Grant Keaton- What kind of stupid question is that? What are you five? How are you going to run a huge company like this with a kindergarten education?

Sid Sharpe- Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, there's the door, now get the hell out!

Glamorous Grant Keaton- Ok, ok, ok. I deserve to face Jorgan because, I am the best damn wreslter in this whole organization, I have the skills the attitude, and I'm damn good looking!

Sid Sharpe sits back in his chair, putting his feet on his desk.

Sid Sharpe- I'll take it into consideration...

Glamorous Grant Keaton- But...

Sid Sharpe- There's no buts about it! I will take it into consideration. That's all you're gonna get out of me. Now carry on feeling sorry for yourself and get the hell out of my office!

A pissed off looking Glamorous Grant Keaton leaves the Sharpe Brothers' office, as the cameras cut back into the arena.

"Power Struggle" by Sunna hits as the fans give out loud boos as they see Eraser. He walks down the ramp, glaring at the fans as they give him heat. Eraser taunts one man as if he was going to hit him. Eraser walks around the ring, scouting where all the weapons are. Stop signs, cookie sheets, lead pipes, a ladder, and a whole lot more can be seen, littering the ringside area. Eraser slides in under the ropes as... "Dumb" by Nirvana blares through the speakers as the fans give a mix reaction. Xcalibur walks down the ramp and quickly picks up a stop sign and slides in the ring. The ref quickly calls for the bell. Bell rings as the match has started. Xcalibur runs after Eraser as he tries to hit him with the stop sign, Eraser kicks Xcalibur in the gut, but he holds on to the sign. Eraser whips Xcalibur to the rope, but on the rebound, Xcalibur leaps high in the air, nailing Eraser in the head with the stop sign as he comes down. The fans cheer to see Eraser on the mat.

Theo Chaplin - Eraser's down, much to the delight of the crowd.

Elijah Page - But not to the delight of me.

Theo Chaplin - Yes Elijah, and that makes all the difference.

Xcalibur gets Eraser up as Xcalibur tries for a DDT but Eraser punches Xcalibur in the ribs and then hits a swinging neckbreaker on the stop sign. With Xcalibur down, Eraser runs out to ringside and grabs a steel chair. He slides back in the ring as Xcalibur gets up. As soon as Xcalibur gets to his feet, he's sent back down with a skull-cracking blow to the head by Eraser with the steel chair. The crowd gasps as Xcalibur is actually moving after a hit like that to the head. Eraser stands over Xcalibur and begins driving the steel chair into the sternum of Xcalibur. Xcalibur grimaces as every blow connects in his lower chest. Eraser rears back for one final blow, Eraser attempts another blow to the sternum but Xcaliber grabs the chair as the fans cheer. He kicks Eraser in the groin and Eraser drops to his knees as Xcalibur gets to his feet. Xcalibur taps the mat with the chair as the crowd cheers, then Xcalibur swings but Eraser ducks. But as Eraser gets up, Xcalibur swings again, nailing Eraser on the side of the head. Eraser falls down as the chair shot to the head seemed to really take its toll.

Elijah Page - Xcalibur is cheating! Hitting Eraser with a chair, giving him low blows! What the hell?

Theo Chaplin - Oh shut the hell up! It's all legal in that ring. Xcal isn't breaking any rules!

Xcalibur mounts Eraser and begins to punch him repeatedly in the head as the fans count them. After about twenty punches to the head, Xcalibur gets off Eraser. He waits for Eraser to get up, and as soon as he does Xcalibur grabs Eraser by his head, and hits a DDT. Xcal pins Eraser as the ref drops to the mat, 1....2....Eraser gets a shoulder up. Xcalibur pissed at Eraser for kicking out, grabs the dented chair and begins smashing it over the head of Eraser. Four chair shots later, Eraser is bleeding profusely. Xcalibur covers Eraser hooking the leg this time, 1....2.....Eraser kicks out again. Xcalibur takes the chair and hits Eraser in the head with it again. Then Xcalibur goes outside, he passes by the ladder, and the crowd boos. Xcalibur stops noticing what the crowd wants. He points at the ladder and the crowd errupts. Xcalibur grabs the ladder and the crowd cheers more. He tosses it over the ropes and in the ring. He gets inside but Eraser has gotten up and has the ladder in hand. Xcalibur charges after Eraser and Eraser nails Xcal in the mouth with the ladder. Blood begins pouring from Xcalibur's mouth as it hits the mat leaving a dark stain. Eraser sets the ladder in the corner as he comes towards a Xcalibur getting to his feet. Eraser, out of nowhere hits the Barrel Roll on Xcalibur. With Xcalibur laid out, Eraser climbs to the top of the twenty foot ladder.

Elijah Page - Xcalibur is about to die! And we're going to witness it, this is great.

Theo Chaplin - I don't know, Eraser has to keep his balance on that ladder. It's a twenty five foot drop from the top to the concrete floor.

Elijah Page - As long as he doesn't fall this way, I'm okay.

Eraser is now at the top of the ladder, but Xcalibur quickly gets up, and starts climbing the ladder.

Elijah Page - Another illegal move, playing possum!

Theo Chaplin - Oh please. Remind me to try and get you fired after this pay-per-view.

With Xcalibur and Eraser high on the ladder. Eraser and Xcalibur exchanged punches as the ladder tobbles back and forth. The crowd cheers and gasps everytime the ladder leans to one side. Eraser pokes Xcalibur in the eye, Xcal is blind, as Eraser sets Xcalibur up for the Fall From Grace. Eraser leaps off, bringing Xcalibur with him. They both freefall as flashes light up the arena, nearly blinding you. Xcalibur and Eraser land hard on the announce table as Page and Chaplin have moved out the way. The crowd cheers as both men lay motionless, the ref in the ring is stunned at the sight and carnage these men have made. The refs gets the floor and checks both men. He signals there okay, just not moving at the moment.

Theo Chaplin - Our good PWA official has informed us that the two men are breating but this still isn't good.

Elijah Page - No, not even I would have been dumb enough to jump off the ladder and land on a table. These guys might be fearless, but I guess fearless equals brainless too.

Theo Chaplin - Can you have at least a little compassion for these two? They're careers in the PWA could be over! Damn you!

Elijah Page - Yes, that's the same thing my three legged dog said to me. But an hour later, he came hobbling back to me.

Theo Chaplin - You had a three legged dog?

Elijah Page - Yeah.

Theo Chaplin - I'm sorry.

Elijah Page - Thanks Theo, he was a pain, even for a dog with three legs.

Theo Chaplin - I don't feel sorry for you, I feel sorry for the dog. How did he deal with a jackass like you?

Elijah Page - What? Did you just...

Theo Chaplin - Nevermind that, look! It's Rich Kid!

Xcalibur's friend, Rich Kid runs down the ramp and comes around the ring to where Eraser and Xcalibur are laying. Rich Kid taps Xcal on his back, but Xcalibur doesn't respond. Rich Kid grabs Xcalibur's arm and drags him on Eraser, putting Xcal's arm on Eraser. Rich Kid raises his hands and smile and then the ref drops to the floor to count the pin, 1.....2.....3.

Theo Chaplin - Xcalibur wins! My god!

Elijah Page - That's exactly who Xcal should be consulting, God! Cause once Eraser gets up, Xcalibur will have hell to pay.

The camera goes backstage, showing Hugh Jorgan in a hot tub with six or seven highly attractive women. He is talking on a cell phone.

Hugh Jorgan- Yeah. Come on down...I have at least two ladies for each of you!

The camera then cuts to Paul Law, heading toward the entrance.

"Nightmare" By Da MAB hits, And Da MAB walks to the ring to a loud cheer from the crowd. He slides under the bottom rope, and climbs the turnbuckle, raising his arm in the air.

Theo Chaplin- This is one man who needs no introduction�

Elijah Page- Yeah, he's the guy Paul Law's going to wipe the floor with!

Theo Chaplin- I'm not so sure about that Eli, Just look at the intensity on the face of Da MAB

Da MAB is bouncing off the ropes, getting himself pumped up. He stretches his shoulders, waiting for Law to appear. "Hate me now" Hits and the crowd erupts into a cacophany of boos.

Theo Chaplin- Well the crowd has certainly made their pick.

Elijah Page- Yeah, too bad it's the wrong one!

Theo Chaplin- Oh Shut up!

Law brandishes his breifcase at Da MAB, who is trash talking him from the ring. An official steps up and takes the breifcase from Law.

Theo Chaplin- Ooh, I don't think Law liked that very much!

Law looks offended for a second, then shrugs and runs down the ramp. Da MAB meets him on the outside, and the two men connect in a flurry of punches. Da MAB gets the advantage and rolls Paul Law into the ring. Law recovers quickly and the two men trade punches once again.

Theo Chaplin- Oh come on! This is wrestling, not boxing!

Elijah Page- Do you want to be the one to go up and tell them?

Da MAB gets under Law's guard and delivers a body blow, which rocks him. Da MAB quickly follows it up with a knee strike to Law's lower midsection. Law keels over, and Da MAB sets him up for a DDT. He hits it, and Law is on the canvas. Da MAB goes for the pin, (1�) Law kicks out.

Theo Chaplain- What was Da MAB thinking?

Elijah Page- I don�t know, maybe he took a few too many right hooks a minute ago�

Da MAB stomps on Law for a while, and Law is writhing on the mat, cluching his chest.

Theo Chaplin- He's hurting!

Elijah Page- Da MAB's got this one in the bag!

Da MAB plays to the crowd, and gets up onto the top turnbuckle. He sets up for a diving headbutt, and the crowd cheer. He jumps, only to have Law move with surprising speed, rolling out of the way. Da MAB's head bounces off the canvas with a sickening thud.

Theo Chaplin- OH MY GOD! DIVING HEADBUTT AND NOBODY HOME!

Elijah Page- Paul Law played Da MAB for a sucker! What a piece of work there!

Theo Chaplin- Are you trying to tell me he planned that all along?

Elijah Page- Are you saying he didn�t?

Law gets up and pulls Da MAB to his feet. He hits a belly to belly suplex, and drops a few elbows on the prone Da MAB for good measure. He starts playing to the crowd, who emit loud boos and catcalls. He turns his back on Da Mab, who stirs, and manages to summon the energy to hit a low blow on Law. Law goes down like a pole-axed ox.

Theo Chaplin- Da MAB clearly letting Law know this isn't over!

Da MAB hits a German suplex, but doesn�t relinquish his hold. He hits another German, and another, with the crowd counting the blows.

Elijah Page- Law's gotta be seeing the birdies after that!

Da MAB stops at four, and then sets Law up in the Nightmare Grasp. Law is screaming.

Theo Chaplin- THE NIGHTMARE GRASP! THE NIGHTMARE GRASP! IT'S ALL OVER!

Law manages to work an arm around and hammers Da MAB in the face, frantically trying to break the hold. He finally catches Da MAB a glancing blow to the jaw, which sends Da MAB reeling.

Theo Chaplin- Oh Dirty shot!

Law gets to his feet, and hits a scoop slam on Da MAB. He covers, (1���2����) And lifts the pin.

Elijah Page- Law had that won! What the hell is he doing?

Law picks up the reeling Da MAB, and sets him up for the Case Closed. He hits, and once again Da MAB's head bounces off the floor.

Theo Chaplin- CASE CLOSED! CASE CLOSED! WHERE DID HE FIND THE STRENGTH FOR THAT?

Da MAB is prone on the ground. Paul Law grins at his opponent, and locks in an anklelock.

Elijah Page- Oh my god! Law's got Da MAB's ankle twisted almost ninety degrees! Tap man, tap! It's not worth your leg!

Da MAB holds out for a few seconds longer, before clearly succumbing to the pain, Da MAB taps.

Theo Chaplin- Thank God! I thought we were gonna see some bone real soon!

Elijah Page- Now didn't I tell you Law was going to win?!?

Theo Chaplin- Wait a second...Law hasn't let go yet!

Paul Law does not relinquish the hold. He adds more pressure. Many PWA officials rush to the ring. He lets go of Da MAB but goes after the officials. He clears the ring.

Elijah Page- Law's gone crazy! He's flipping out! I love it!

Law locks the ankle lock on again, Da MAB screaming out in pain.

Theo Chaplin- Look! It's Hugh Jorgan!

Jorgan runs down to the ring, and nails Law. Jorgan sends law to the ropes, and takes him down with a hard powerslam on the rebound. Jorgan grabs a microphone.

Hugh Jorgan- Save your energy Paul...you're gonna need it!

Jorgan leaves the ring, and heads to the back, as officials help DaMAB to the back as well. Law grins sadistically.

Ladies- Come on in!

Steve and Sid Sharpe enter the room.

Steve Sharpe- Hey,uhhhh, ladies?

Hugh then enters the room.

Sid Sharpe- Hey Hugh. Where were you?

Hugh Jorgan- Sorry...had to take care of some business.

Hugh drops back into the hot tub.

Steve Sharpe- I guess you weren't kidding. Two ladies for each.

Hugh Jorgan- Hahaha. Well, go on ladies. Make my bosses happy!

Jorgan's women walk seductively over to Steve and Sid. Before anything else could happen, the camera cuts to the arena.

"Ain't No Sunshine" by DMX plays as Oozie makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer loudly as he mounts the second rope, and raises his hands in the air. "Dig" by Mudvayne blasts throughout the arena as the Japan Pro Champion makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos. He slides in the ring and immediately attacks Oozie. The bell rings.

Elijah Page- And now, we are going to witness the death of Oozie!

Theo Chaplin- Ya know, I really think Oozie is gonna be able to pull it off tonight.

Distress automatically locks Oozie up in a full nelson, and turns it into a quick chokeslam. He bounces off the ropes and comes back with a knee to the forehead. Oozie is up, and goes after Distress with a punch but Distress blocks, and cleans Oozie's clock. Distress clotheslines Oozie over the top. Distress climbs to the top rope, and awaits Oozie. Once Oozie has risen to his feet, Distress leaps through the air. Cameras go off as Distress lands on Oozie on the outside. Both men are down.

Theo Chaplin- Distress putting his own well being on the line to keep his belt!

Elijah Page- Ain't he great?!?!

Theo Chaplin- Wasn't that someone else's line? Sounds really familiar!

Elijah Page- Nooooooooo, wait! Look at Distress!

Distress is up and has the steel steps all torn up. He lies Oozie down on top of the first set of steps, Distress is holding the second portion high above his head. He slams the top portion down, Oozie just making it out of the way.

Theo Chaplin- Distress with some very bad intentions!

Elijah Page- Give the guy a break! Wouldn't you do the same thing?

Theo Chaplin- No, actually, I wouldn't Eli. I don't cheat!

Elijah Page- Have you ever seen the movie Shawshank Redemption?

Theo Chaplin- Awwwwwww brother! Yes I have. Great movie. Why is that so important? Is it because of the line "on the outside I was straight as an arrow...I had to come to prison to be a crook"?

Elijah Page- No. Actually, I just think it's a great movie. It was on at two'o clock in the morning on TNT again last night!

Theo Chaplin- There's a match going on!!!

Oozie had taken over by now. He has Distress set up for a powerbomb, but Distress flips him over, and then bounces off the ropes, knockin Oozie down with a flying headscissors. He covers. 1...2...Oozie kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Now look at what we missed!

Elijah Page- Not my fault...I just thought it was a good movie!

Distress sends Oozie to the ropes and sets up for a back body drop, but Oozie stops, grabs Distress by the hair, and slams him on his back. He drops a leg across the throat of Distress, and covers...1...2...Distress kicks out with authority. Oozie brings Distress to his feet, and lifts him up onto his shoulder and executes a painful looking michinoku-driver, and covers. The ref counts, but Distress kicks out yet again.

Theo Chaplin- What will it take to put Distress away.

Elijah Page- A shotgun...but we'd need to get a permit!

Theo Chaplin- Hey, you hear that? The phone's ringing. Go answer it!

Elijah Page- Very funny Theo...very funny.

Oozie gets frustrated and twists Distress' arm all about, enough to make Distress yell out in pain. Oozie tries for one more twist, but on the way Distress rakes Oozie's eyes, making Oozie release the hold. Distress bounces off the ropes and flies throught he air with a flying forearm smash. He bounces off the opposite ropes and lands a huge elbow drop. He hooks the leg. The ref drops for the count, 1...2...Oozie kicks out. Distress is pissed and beats the mat with his hand. He brings Oozie to his feet and drops him with a swift scoop slam, and drops another elbow, locking on a head lock. Oozie works his way to his feet, and lifts Distress in the air, dropping him on his back. oozie waits for Distress to get up and boots him in the gut, doubling him over. He lifts him up and Distress hits the mat hard with a diving powerbomb. Oozie rolls Distress up into a pin...1...2.....he kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god that was so close! Oozie was about a half a second from becoming new Japan Pro Champion.

Oozie walks over to the corner and scales the ropes, and raises his arms. The fans cheer. Oozie drops from the ropes, and turns around to get a mouthful of boot. Distress covers, and the ref counts two before Oozie kicks out.

Elijah Page- Well this match holds the record for most pins in a match ever!

Distress lifts Oozie above his head in a military press, and drops him. He lifts Oozie to his feet, and sets him up for the VEX, but Oozie manages to flip Distress over. Distress is to his feet, and runs at Oozie but is taken down with a clothesline. Distress up again, taken back down with another hard right. Distress up again, goes for a clothesline but Oozie ducks, Distress flies into the ropes, Oozie does as well, both fly through the air, double clothesline! Both men are down!

Theo Chaplin- Well it looks as though both men had the same idea there.

Elijah Page- Oh is that so Mr. State-The-Obvious?!?!

Distress rolls over and lays an arm across the chest of Oozie. The ref drops for the count, 1....2....Oozie throws Distress' arm off of his chest! Oozie stumbles to his feet. he helps Distress to his feet, but plants some solid rights on his nose. He whips Distress to the corner. Oozie scales the top rope, preparing for the Demon Deathmark, but a crazed fan hops the guard rail! he has a chair, and he nails Oozie, who falls to the mat. The fan takes off his hat and jacket to reveal Dan Noble!

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble? What the hell is he doing here?

Elijah Page- Obviously getting involved!

Distress takes Oozie and sets him up for the VEX.He connects!

Theo Chaplin- Well, thanks to Dan Noble, it's all over!

Distress covers, 1...2...3!!!!!!!

Elijah Page- I told you! Distress won! Distress won! He's still the PWA Japan Pro Champion! I told you so!

Distress gets his belt and holds it high, while the crowd boos. "Dig" by Mudvayne blasts through the PA as Distress leaves the ring. He stares at Dan Nable, and then heads to the back. Noble stalks Distress, and nails him from behind with the steel chair.

Elijah Page- Does Dan Noble have a death wish?

Theo Chaplin- I don't know, but I don't want to see the outcome of this!

Noble walks to the back, chair in hand. Officials check on Distress.

Steve Sharpe- Well that was refreshing. Wasn't that refreshing.

Sid Sharpe- That was very refreshing. we'll have to do that again

Steve Sharpe- Definitely. You know what else will be refreshing?

Sid Sharpe- The tag team ladder match?

Just then, Sudden Impact enter the office.

Ray Blaze- You two had better make sure no funny s**t goes down tonight. We've busted our asses for months and months...tonight is the night. And you two better make sure we are not cheated out of our destiny.

Steve Sharpe- Calm down Ray. Every thing'll be just fine. If you really deserve to win, then you will. That's all I can tell you.

Tom Terwilliger- No. You're going to promise us that nothing...NOTHING funny is going to happen to us. And if anything does, we hold you both accountable.

Sid Sharpe- But...if anything happens, it won't be our fault.

Ray Blaze- But nothing will happen...RIGHT?

Ray gets in both the Sharpe Brothers' faces.

Steve Sharpe- Right. Just go out there and win those belts. Loosen up a little bit, enjoy it!

Blaze and Terwilliger stare a hole into the owners before leaving the office.

Steve Sharpe- What a tightass!

Sid Sharpe- You ain't kidding!

The camera pans the aisle, where a ladder stands tall. It then pans across the arena, showing all the fans, anxious for the Tag Team Ladder match. The camera then pans up, showing the two Tag Team Titles hanging from the cieling.

"We Will Rock You" by Queen blasts out of the PA as a serious looking Ray Blaze and Tom Terwilliger step out from behind the curtain. They make their way down the aisle and past the ladder. Tom Terwilliger slides in the ring, and steps up on the second rope raising his arms to the crowd, recieving loud cheers. Ray Blaze waits outside the ring, anticipating the Tag Team Champions' arrival.

Theo Chaplin- look at the intensity in the eyes of Ray Blaze. He really wants this. I mean he reeeeeeeaaalllly wants this.

Elijah Page- Well how does it feel to want?!?! The Main Event are going to tear Sudden Impact apart! That's why they're the tag team champions! They're good at tearing people apart! Too bad Sudden Impact has to learn that the hard way!

"I dissapear" by Metallica booms throughout the arena. The tag team champions, Assassin and K-9 step out from behind the curtain to a massive welcoming of boos from every side of the Skyreache Place. They proceed to the ring, but Ray Blaze meets them at the ladder. The bells rings. Ray nails Assassin with a hard right, and does the same to K-9. Assassin retaliates with a elbow to the face, sending Blaze stumbling away. K-9 follows up and clotheslines him to the ground. Terwilliger quickly jumps out of the ring, and runs to help his partner.

Theo chaplin- Here comes some help!

Elijah page- Yeah, it looks like Ray Blaze is going to need all the help he can get!

Tom hits K-9 in the chest and smashes his face against the protective guard rail. Assassin goes to atack Terwilliger from behind, but Tom senses it and moves out of the way, sending Assassin sprawling into K-9, taking them both down. Ray Blaze is now to his feet and grabs Assassin, and whips him into the ladder, which falls to the floor with a crash that echoes throught the arena. Terwilliger grabs K-9 and rolls him into the ring. He sends him into the ropes, and takes him down witha quick hiptoss on the return. Terwilliger goes off the ropes and attacks with a flying forearm smash. He pulls K-9 to his feet and sets him up for a suplex, but K-9 hooks his leg, preventing Terwilliger from executing the move. Tom tries again, but K-9 blocks it yet again. K-9 then raises his knee up, nailing Tom Terwilliger in the lower extremeties, doubling him over. K-9 goes off the ropes and pulls off a fast swinging neckbreaker. He mounts Terwilliger and throws a couple hard rights and lefts, then goes of the ropes and comes back with a hard driving elbow drop. On the outside, Assassin goes to whip Ray Blaze into the guardrail, but Blaze reverses sending Assassin to the ringpost, his head bouncing off of it like a basketball. K-9 goes off the ropes, and Ray Blaze slides into the ring unnoticed, and as K-9 comes back Blaze takes him down with a hard spear. He sets K-9 up and delivers a perfect jackhammer suplex. Terwilliger rolls out of the ring and heads down the aisle. He picks up the ladder and proceeds to walk back to the ring with it.

Theo Chaplin-Looks like Sudden Impact is going for the early win.

Elijah Page- Come on Assassin!!!get up!!!!

Terwilliger slides the ladder into the ring, and hops up on the mat, but Assassin comes from behind and grabs Tom's feet, pulling him down from the ring, Tom hitting his chin on the mat on the way down. Assassin kicks Terwilliger in the gut and hits a few forearm smashes to Tom's back. He grabs him by the arm and whips Terwilliger to the ringsteps, sending them flying in a mess of cold hard steel. Assassin flips the ring apron up and begins searching underneath the ring for something. He pulls out a bin full of weapons. Out of that he pulls a cookie sheet. As Tom Terwilliger pulls himself to his feet Assassin takes him back down again with a swift shot to the face.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god! that must've cracked his skull!

Elijah Page- Now the main event are showing signs of life!

Theo Chaplin- No they aren't. K-9 is getting his ass kicked my Ray Blaze in the ring!

In the ring, Blaze sets K-9 up for a scoop slam, but K-9 manages to flip out of it and slide down Blaze's back. He pushes Ray against the ropes, who is taken down with adropkick on the way back. K-9 stomps Blaze crazily, and then, with a twinkle in his eye, spots the ladder. He opens the ladder up, but lays it down on it's side, setting Blaze on the inside of it. He closes it up, and then climbs to the top rope. K-9 throws his arms in the air, and then leaps right on to the ladder, Blaze's body thrashing in the excrutiating pain, K-9 grabbing his tailbone. Blaze rolls out of the ladder, but still lays on the mat.

Theo Chaplin- Oh my god! Ray Blaze might very well be dead in there! my god!

Elijah Page- I know! It's great!

On the outside Assassin is manhandling Terwilliger. He whips him to the ring post, a beaten Tom falling to the mat. Assassin grabs Terwilliger by the back of the hea, and continues to bash his head against the replacement announcement table. Inside the ring, K-9 sets Ray Blaze up for the Niner, but Blaze manages to pull off a low blow, and follows up with a single arm DDT. Blaze sees Assassin beating down his partner, and he flies through the ropes, taking Assassin down. Blaze and Assassin exchange blows, Blaze taking the upperhand. He blasts Assassin in the face, Assassin stumbling backward with every blow.

Elijah Page- Come on Assassin! Don't lose! I need that fifty bucks!

Theo Chaplin- You bet on the match?

Elijah Page- There may or may not have been a bet. Oh come on! Just watch the damn match Chap!

With one final blow, Blaze sends Assassin sprawling backward, falling over the steel steps. Blaze picks up the top portion of the steps and throws them at the head of Assassin, but Assassin escapes, barely. Blaze grabs Assassin and sends him to the ring post, and as Assassin stumbles forward, Blaze lifts him up over his head in a military press position, and drops him, Assassin's throat coming into painful impact with the steel guard rail. K-9 rolls out of the ring and come up behind Ray Blaze, and gets him in a head lock. Meanwhile, Tom Terwilliger is in the ring, setting up the ladder.

Theo Chaplin- If Tom Terwilliger goes unnoticed here, Sudden Impact could very well be our next Tag Team Champions.

With Blaze in a headlock, Assassin takes the liberty of booting him in the gut several times. He looks up to notice Tom Terwilliger climbing the ladder, headed towards victory. He runs off to the announcement table and grabs a chair, then slides in the ring. K-9 nails Ray Blaze in the face with a hard right, and then executes a snap suplex, leaving Ray lying on the mat.. K-9 slides in the ring as well. K-9 begins the climb up the opposite side of the ladder. Assasin winds up and nails Tom right in the small of the back. He releases his grip from the top rung to grab his back in pain, and ends up falling in the process. K-9 further climbs up. He's closer, and reaches for the belts.

Elijah Page- Yes! Victory is theirs! The Main Event has retained!

Out of nowhere, the ladder falls out from under K-9, leaving him hanging by the large ring that the belts are also hanging from. Assassin notices thet Tom Terwilliger dropkicked the ladder down and goes for a chairshot to the head, but Tom ducks and goes off the ropes, on the rebound he counters with a flying forearm smash. He picks up the chair and hits a homerun to Assassin's head, knocking him unconcious.

Theo Chaplin- Oh sweet Jesus! Tom Terwilliger is going to be eating Assassin's scrambled brains for breakfast! Elijah Page- What are you a cannibal or something? Theo Chaplin- No...It was a joke! Elijah Page- You're joking, right? Hahaha. Don't quit your dayjob Chap!

The ladder is set up again, only this time it's Ray Blaze climbing it. K-9 is still hanging on to the ring, fearing the drop to the mat, he doesn't let go. Blaze is now atop the ladder, standing on the top rung, trying to keep the ladder from toppling. He raises his arms in the air, and leaps forward, nailing K-9 with a mid-air spear, both men falling the twenty feet to the mat.

Elijah Page- Now that's what I call a move!!

Theo Chaplin- They're dead! Oh my God they're dead! Ray Blaze and K-9 are dead!

Elijah Page- For Christ's sake we get it Theo! Look on the bright side...now you and your little cannibal tribe can have dinner tonight!

Theo Chaplin- Oh shut up Page!

In the ring, the referee is checking on both Ray Blaze and K-9. Tom Terwilliger pushes him down, and sets the ladder up again. He begins to climb, but Assassin is following, closely behind. Ray Blaze comes to on the mat, and sees the dented chair, lying next to him, He grabs it and goes to swing at the back of Assassin, but K-9, miraculously is up, and grabs the chair from behind Blaze, and bashes him in the face. He then Irish Whips Ray Blaze into the ladder, knocking it down, sending Tom Terwilliger and Assassin flying over the top rope, to the cold hard concrete. Blaze is trying to get back to his feet, but K-9 brings him back down with yet another chair shot to his back. K-9 starts to climb the ladder. He gets to the fourth rung, as Ray Blaze begins to stir.By the eighth rung, Blaze is to his feet, and pulls himself up to the third rung. K-9 is to the tenth rung, while Blaze is at the seventh, K-9 reaching for the belts...

Elijah Page- Yes! The Main Event are successful! Just don't fall this time!

Ray Blaze then punches through the space between the seventh and eighth rung, catching K-9 in the midesction. Blaze then quickly pulls himself up to eye level with K-9...the two exchange blows.

Theo Chaplin- This is it! The defining moment!!

Blaze nails K-9 with a hard right, making him wobble, but K-9 reciprocates nailing Blaze with a hard left. Blaze pulls himself up to the twelfth rung, and reaches for the belts. On the outside, Tom Terwilliger gets up, slowly, and picks up the top portion of the steps which Ray Blaze threw down, and beans Assassin the head, knocking him unconcious. Tom gets in the ring, and starts to climb the side of the ladder that K-9 is on. Blaze and K-9 are still exchanging blows, until Tom gets there. He hits a low blow on K-9, K-9 falling forward, resting his body on the top rung. Ray Blaze notice the chance and sets K-9 up for a suplex.

Theo Chaplin- Nooooo! Don't do it Ray! He's a person!

Elijah Page- Chap...I think you need to stop being a bitch about everything!

Theo Chaplin- A bitch?!?! A bitch?!?!?

Tom tells Ray not to do the suplex, but to let him take care of it. Tom sticks his head up between the legs of K-9, and sets him up. Tom Terwilliger yells something, and with one leap, he and K-9 fall to the mat, Tom attempting some sort of powerbomb, that went wrong.

Theo Chaplin- Oh Lord! Did you hear that? Did you hear the impact?!?!

Elijah Page- Yeah! That was awesome! God I love my job!

Ray Blaze pulls himself up the ladder, and reaches for the belts...he pulls them down!

Elijah Page- Nooooooooooo!!!!!! Sudden Impact wins! Noooooo!

Theo Chaplin- Sudden Impact wins it! Yes!

Ray Blaze drops from the ladder. A healthy Tom Terwilliger walks over to Ray Blaze, and picks up his belt as "We Will Rock You" by Queen blares over the PA. Tom helps Blaze up, and the two raise their arms as the fans cheer loudly.

Theo Chaplin- Finally! A team that can represent the PWA with pride! Wait! What the hell?

Tom Terwilliger kicks Ray Blaze in the stomach, Blaze drops his belt. Terwilliger goes off the ropes and comes back with the Tom-bola to his own partner! Blaze's face hits his own tag team belt on the way down.

Elijah Page- Whoa! I wasn't expecting that!

Theo Chaplin- What the hell is wrong with Tom Terwilliger?!?!?

Tom Terwilliger grabs a icrophone after stomping his own partner.

Tom Terwilliger- Well Ray? How does it feel? How dos it feel to be knocked out by your very own tag team partner right after the two of you finally get what you've been working for these past few months. I'll tell you how it feels being the one who knocked you out. It feels GREAT Ray! It feels damn great! You see, this business, Ray. It's not about the fans. It's not about who's the better wrestler, although, I do have that in my favor. This business is about smart investments, and MONEY. That dirty dollar bill.

The crowd boo madly. Terwilliger walks over to the corner, steps up on the second rope, smiles, and raises his and Ray's belts high for all to see, taking in all the boos.

Tom Terwilliger- You see, it's simple. Ray, you were the smart investment. I invested in your wrestling abilities...because we all know, you can tear anyone's head off. But, most importantly, I invested in your trust. You never saw it coming. And now, the PWA has a tag team champion they can finally feel good about. A tag team champion that will defend his belts every single night. And why is that? Because I'm getting paid!

Tom lifts Ray Blaze to his feet, and executes one more Tom-Bola, he leaves the ring.

Tom Terwilliger- All you were, Ray, was a pawn, in my human game of chess. Have fun at the very bottom of the ladder!

"Whatever" by Godsmack starts up as Tom heads to the back, holding both the Tag Team titles over his shoulder.The camera focuses on Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page, who both have astonished looks on their faces.

Theo Chaplin- Well Tom was certainly right when he said you never saw it coming. At least I didn't!

Elijah Page- I like it though! Tom was in it for the money all along! There was no real friendship! What a cold hearted son of a bitch Tom Terwilliger is! We might have to start hanging out!

Theo Chaplin- But, Eli...who are the tag team champs? I mean Sudden Impact is, but I can't imagine them defending the titles together!

Elijah Page- It sounds like Tom is going to be the tag team champions himself!

The camera cuts backstage to the Sharpe Brothers' office. They are both laughing.

Sid Sharpe- Yeah yeah yeah. Let him be the tag team champions. He will so get his ass kicked!

Steve Sharpe- Yeah! God what was he thinking?!?!?!He's gonna get killed by tag teams. Not to mention Blaze when we comes to!

The camera goes backstage, showing Ray Blaze flipping out. He's throwing chairs, and coffee pots, whatever he can throw. Distress turns the corner with his Japan Pro Championship.

Distress- Hey man. Tough break.

Ray Blaze- What did you say?

Ray Blaze grabs Distress and throws him against the wall. Distress stumbles forward, and walks right into the Blaze Face. Blaze walks away, and as he does, Hugh Jorgan turns the corner, a lovely lady on each arm. The camera cuts back to the arena.

"The God That Failed" by Metallica blares over the PA as the Sharpe Brothers, Sid and Steve, make their way to ringside, with the PWA Pacific International Championship. They take a seat at the announcement table.

Elijah Page- Ahhhhh.My favorite guests! Have a seat Sid...Steve.

Theo Chaplin- Favorite guests? Aren't these the two guys you called shmucks earlier tonight?

Elijah Page- Uhhhhh, no! Of course not Theo! What are you thinking?

Steve Sharpe- You know we can review the tape, Eli.

Theo Chaplin- Please do!

"Eye Candy" by SpiRE hits as the crowd goes crazy. Hugh Jorgan steps through the curtain with two beautiful women, one on each arm. He makes his way to the ring, in a "dancy" kind of fashion. Jorgan gets in the ring and starts dancing with the women, but before he could get into it "Hate Me Now", by Nas picks up. The crowds cheers turn suddenly into hateful boos. Paul Law steps out into the arena, his breifcase in hand. He walks slowly to the ring, waiting for the right moment to slide in. Referee Anthony Powell checks each man for contraband, and calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- And we're off!

The two lock up, Paul Law taking the upperhand. He shoves Jorgan into the corner and follows up with some aggresive lefts and rights to Jorgans midsection.He grabs him by the arm, and sends him flying to the opposite corner, Law following close behind, nailing Jorgan with a hard clothesline, seconds after hitting the turnbuckles. Jorgan stumbles forward into a DDT. Law covers.

Theo Chaplin- Paul Law showing lots of power in the starting minutes of the match-up.

Elijah Page- Of course he is! I mean he is going to win this thing!

The ref counts, but Jorgan kicks out after two. Law grabs Jorgan by the back of the head, and begins to plant some solid fists into Jorgans forehead. Law lifts Hugh to his feet, and sends him to the ropes. Jorgan comes back and ducks under Law's clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes, and comes back with a huge dropkick. Both men jump to their feet, but Law goes back down due to a hiptoss. Jorgan takes Laws arm and twists it over his head. He yanks it down once, stomping the mat in the process. Law cries out in pain.

Theo Chaplin- Jorgan looking to take Laws arm out of the socket!

Sid Sharpe- The man has a plan.

Jorgan turns the hold into a hammerlock. He applies more pressure, but with one painful struggle, Paul Law heaves Hugh Jorgan over his shoulder, to the mat. Law backsteps into the ropes and comes back out with an elbow drop, but Jorgan rolls out of the way. he goes to kick Law, but he catches it. Jorgan tries for an enziguri, but Law ducks, and Jorgan falls to the mat, Law locks on the anklelock. Jorgan screams.

Steve Sharpe- We're not gonna have a winner already are we? I was looking forward to a long grueling match.

Jorgan reaches as far as he can for the ropes, but he's too far. He screams out in agony as Paul Law applies even more pressure. Just then, Da MAB hobbles down to ringside. He steps up on the apron, as the ref tries to hold him back. Law sees him and relinquishes the hold and steps to the ropes, going after Da MAB. Jorgan grabs his ankle and slowly pulls himself to his feet. He limps forward, and rolls Law up in a schoolboy. Law kicks out before the ref can even count.The two men get to their feet and Law kicks Jorgan in the ankle, which brings him to the mat. Law goes off the ropes and drops a knee to the face of Jorgan. Law locks on a sleeperhold. The ref grabs Jorgans hand and lifts it. It drops to the mat. The ref picks up his arm again, and yet again...it drops. Once more the ref lifts Jorgans arm but he keeps it up. The crowd are stomping loudly, Jorgan makes his way to his feet, he pushes Law off of him and he goes into the ropes. Jorgan takes him down with a shoulder block. Hugh goes off the ropes himself, on the rebound, grabbing Law by the back of his head and driving his face to the mat. Jorgan covers. the ref counts, 1...2...but Law kicks out. Jorgan brings him to his feet,sets him up and delivers a quick spinning neckbreaker.He slowly lifts Law to his feet, and sets him up for a suplex, but Law drops to his knees and delivers a low blow, sending Jorgan stumbling forward, bent over.

Elijah Page- That can't be good for Jorgan's ladies!

Sid Sharpe- No, I can't imagine it being good at all.

Paul Law walks over to Hugh Jorgan and knocks him through the ropes. Jorgans ladies surround him and check if he's ok. Law jumps out of the ring, and knocks one of Hugh's ladies over. He grabs Jorgan and sends him into the steel steps. Law pummels Jorgan in the gut with his boot a few times, and then walks over to the announcement table.

Steve Sharpe- Oh great. What the hell does he want?

Paul Law- Gimme your chair!

Steve Sharpe- Get your own chair!

Steve stands up and stands eye to eye with Paul Law. Law turns to walk away, but swings back around and tries to hit Steve Sharpe with a right hand, but Steve ducks and nails Law in the face, sending him sprawling backward. The crowd go nuts. Jorgan comes from behind and throws Law on the replacement announcement table. Theo Chaplin, Elijah Page, and the Sharpe Brothers vacate the area, as Jorgan sets Law up for a powerbomb. He lifts him up, and Law goes through the table with a huge crunch. The crowd pops.

Theo Chaplin- That's our second table tonight! Thank God this night is almost over!

Jorgan covers...the ref counts..1...2...Law kicks out.

Sid Sharpe- Where did he get that from!??!?!?I thought it was over.

Jorgan gets angry and starts pummeling Law aggresively. he rolls him in the ring, and brings a chair with him. Law is trying to get to his feet, but Jorgan plants a chairshot to his back, sending him back down. Jorgan lies the chair on the face of Paul Law and scales the top rope. he prepares, and jumps. Law quickly rises to his feet and nails Hugh Jorgan with the chair as he comes from the top rope!He covers. 1....2....Jorgan manages to get a shoulder up!\

Elijah Page- That was obviously a slow count! Paul Law should be the champion right now!

Law takes the chair and starts thrusting it to the abdomen of Hugh Jorgan. Jorgan is now coughing up blood. Law tries to cover again, but a determined Hugh Jorgan gets his foot on the bottom rope. Paul Law bring Jorgan to his feet and goes for a roundhouse punch, but Jorgan ducks, and spins around. Jorgan executes an atomic drop, and takes Law down with a side russian leg sweep. Jorgan sees the chair, and sees a quick easy win. He picks up the dented chair, and waits for Law to slowly climb to his feet, using the aid of the ropes. As he gets to his feet, Jorgan swings the chair, but Law ducks and the referee recieves a faceful of cold hard steel.

Theo Chaplin- The referee got it! He got the chair shot! Now there's no control at all! What is Law going to do to Hugh Jorgan?!?!

Law pushes Jorgan into the ropes and takes him down with a Japanese arm drag. Jorgan to his feet, runs at Law, but is brought down again with a hiptoss. Law throws Jorgan to the ropes, and Law runs to the ropes himself, and flies through the air, landing on Jorgan in a cross body block. He covers, but there is no ref. Frustrated, Law goes to wake the ref. Hugh Jorgan stirs, and points to the PWA PacInt championship. One of his ladies runs and grabs it from the timekeeper, and hands it to her man. Jorgan rises to his feet and as Paul Law turns back, he charges at him, belt in hand. Law ducks, and kicks Jorgan in the stomach. he lifts him up and prepares for the Case Closed. The referee stirs...Law takes a few steps forward as Jorgan escapes from the Case Closed, and slides down Paul Law's back, he locks on the Porn-O-Matic.

Steve Sharpe- Porn-O-Matic!! This could be it! This could crown our new PWA Pacific International Champion!!

Elijah Page- I love the good ole Porn-O-Matic!! Always a good thing!

Law is writhing in pain, however he can't help himself, since they are in the center of the ring. The referee comes to, and sees the hold, just as Law taps.The ref calls for the bell.

Sid Sharpe- That's it! Hugh Jorgan did it! He did it! He's the new champion!

Elijah Page- I don't believe it! I really htough Law was gonna win! That's another fifty bucks I'm out of!

Theo Chaplin- What a match!!!

"Eye Candy" by SpiRE blasts over the PA as the fans go absolutely nuts. Jorgan rises to his feet while Law rolls out of the ring, hurt and beaten. The Sharpe Brothers enter the ring and present Jorgan with his newly won PacInt Championship.

Theo Chaplin- Well folks, that's it for tonight, and what a night it has been! Tune in on Monday as the action continues!

Elijah Page- You think Hugh will invite me to his party?

Hugh Jorgan celebrates with his ladies as The Streets Have No Name goes off the air.