Assassin the grabs the chair, waiting for Insane to stir a little. The referee goes to raise Assassin's hand, but Assassin shoves the referee down, for the third time tonight. Insane slowly gets to his feet, but is knocked down again by a huge chairshot by the Assassin. Assassin continues to go crazy on Insane with the chair, Insane eventually coughing up blood.

Theo Chaplin- No!!!Stop that! What the hell has gotten into the Assassin?!?

Elijah Page- I dunno what it is...but I sure like it!

The cameras then venture backstage in the office of Sid Sharpe, where he and Dan Noble are getting pumped up. Dan Noble is running in place as Sid is just stretching.

Dan Noble- Tonight's the night man. Tonight is the night we've both been waiting for. Tonight's the night where you finally get complete control of this place, and I become PWA Pacific International Champion. God. The time has finally come!

Sid Sharpe- That's right Dan. I can't wait. Steve has no idea what he's up against. No idea! And when I count the three for Dan Noble, as new PWA PacInt champ...I couldn't be any prouder. Dan...this is your night...my night...this is our night...and the PWA will be changed forever.

The cameras then switch to the office of Steve Sharpe.There is a knock at the door.

Steve Sharpe- Come on in.

Hugh Jorgan enters, with Iceberg, and K-9. Each man shakes hands with Steve Sharpe.

Hugh Jorgan- Well, here it is, Steve. Your insurance policy. Me, Iceberg, and K-9. There is NO WAY your brother Sid will win tonight. We can guaruntee that, right boys?

The two others respond simultaneously. Steve Sharpe just smiles and offers the men a seat, then asks them if they'd like a drink. The cameras then go back to the arena.

"Neverending Story" by New Found Glory rips through the PA system. Crash walks out from between the video screens as the crowd cheers. He walks down the aisle. He taps the ladder on the way past and slides into the ring as "Nightmare" by Da MAB starts up in the Target Center. Da MAB walks through the curtain and heads straight down the aisle. Da MAB stops at the ladder, glances up at the top of it, and then walks right underneath it. Da MAB then climbs up onto the ring apron. Crash meets him with a dropkick to the face, sending DaMAB crashing down to the concrete floor. Crash then hops up on the top turnbuckle and dives off, landing on DaMAB in the form of a cross body block.

Theo Chaplin- Crash putting his body on the line in this one!

Elijah Page- Yeah well...he's gonna have to do a lot better than that to win this thing...especially against DaMAB!

Crash helps DaMAB to his feet but punches him in the gut, followed up by an Irish Whip to the protective guardrail. Crash then begins to stomp a mudhole in the Canadian Champion. Crash then heads over toward the ladder. An already beaten down DaMAB is crawling close behind. Crash gets to the ladder and folds it up, but DaMAB comes from behind with a low blow. The ladder falls, as DaMAB hits a bulldog on Crash, his head bouncing off of the ladder. DaMAB climbs up on the gaurdrail as Crash climbs to his feet. DaMAB leaps from the guardrail and hits a hurricanrana to Crash, sending him crashing to the concrete.

Theo Chaplin- what a hurricanrana!

DaMAB helps Crash to his feet and hits a knee to the gut. DaMAB then rolls Crash in the ring, DaMAB following close behind. He sends Crash off the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Crash comes back with a huge, swinging DDT. Crash bounces off the ropes, and hits a standing swanton. Crash rolls under the bottom rope, looking for a weapon. He gets a chair and slides back in the ring, but DaMAB kicks him in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. DaMAB hits a quick facebuster to the chair. DaMAB grabs the chair and bashes Crash continuously across the back, Crash writhing in pain with every blow.

Theo Chaplin- DaMAB going crazy on Crash with that chair! When will he let up?

Elijah Page- When Crash is hospitalized!

DaMAB drops the chair, and waits in the prowl as Crash drags himself groggily to his feet. He turns toward DaMAB and gets hit with the MAB 2KO, right onto the chair. DaMAB rolls under the bottom rope, and heads toward the ladder. Crash rolls out of the ring and begins crawling toward DaMAB, who is know walking back to the ring with the ladder. DaMAB raises the ladder high above his head and goes to bash it across the back of Crash, but before he can, Crash hits a low blow, DaMAB dropping the ladder behind him. Crash gets to his feet and hits a hard clothesline on DaMAB, the back of his head smacking against the ladder as he fell to the concrete. Crash then brings DaMAB to his feet and lashes into him with lefts and rights. He then lifts DaMAB up in a body slam position and drops him throat first to the guardrail. Crash then thros DaMAB over the guardrail, into the crowd. Crash sets up the ladder in the middle of the aisle, and begins climbing, until he gets to the top.

Theo Chaplin- Oh no...what's Crash planning on doing here?!?

With one brave leap, Crash dives fromt he top of the ladder, right onto DaMAB, in the middle of the front row. Both men down.

Theo Chaplin- Oh man! What a high risk maneuver!

Both men are stirring as many PWA fans pat them both on the back. Crash gets to his feet first, then DaMAB, as the two exchange blows. Crash takes over, punching DaMAB repeatedly. They fight all through the crowd until they come across a set of double doors. Crash goes to whip DaMAB into the doors, but the champ reverses, sending Crash flying through the double doors, into a corridor. There are many tables set up with food, and television equipment set on them. A few PWA workers are in the corridor as well. DaMAB grabs Crash by the back of the head as he bashes his face into the concrete wall over and over again. DaMAB sets Crash up and hits a powerbomb, through one of the many tables.

Theo Chaplin- Ohhhh!!!Crash right through that table! His head bounced off the concrete!

Elijah Page- These are the things you need to put up with here in the PWA...that is if you want to make it big!

DaMAB spits on Crash, then walks out the double doors back into the crowd, where a spotlight shines on him. DaMAB makes his way back through the crowd, and hops over the guardrail. He grabs the ladder and slides it in the ring, setting it up. DaMAB begins climbing, rung by rung...taking his time.

Elijah Page- Yes!! I can just feel it! DaMAB will win this! And he'll win it right now!

The crowd cheers as a spotlight shines on a beaten down Crash, crawling through the crowd. Suddenly, a crazed fan hops the guardrail, and slides under the bottom rope. He pulls on the leg of DaMAB, knocking him from the ladder. He hits him with a version of the stunner, and then rolls out of the ring. he is wearing a shirt which reads "A-DAWG". He points toward DaMAB and chuckles, as PWA security drags him away.

Theo Chaplin- What was that all about?!?

Elijah Page- He's obviously a Crash fan!

Crash finally reaches the guardrail, which he has trouble pulling himself over. DaMAB comes too in the ring, and throws a fit about how he would've won. DaMAB dives through the ropes and takes down Crash, who had just gotten to his feet. The two rise to their feet and break out in a brawl. They punch back and forth, and get in a few cheap shots.

theo Chaplin- This isn't a wrestling match!! This is an old fashioned street fight!

DaMAB shoves Crash into the ladder, which crashes to the concrete when Crash hits it. DaMAB prepares for a MAB 2KO on the ladder, but Crash jerks his knee up into the genitalia of DaMAB, blocking the move. Crash then flips DaMAB over his back. Crash grabs the ladder and bashes it acoss the back of DaMAB, again and again. Crash then takes the ladder, and heads toward the back. He sets the ladder up right in front of the entrance. Crash begins to climb.

Theo Chaplin- What on earth...

Elijah Page-I dunno what's gonna come out of this, but I can feel I'm gonna like it!

DaMAB drags himself to the ladder, and begins climbing with Crash. Crash climbs up onto the top of the skull, where he waits for DaMAB. DaMAB gets to the top of the ladder, but then needs to use the skulls' eyes to climb up to the top. DaMAB and Crash get in each others faces. DaMAB pushes Crash, and Crash pushes back. The two then erupt in a fist fight. DaMAB swings, but Crash blocks and hits a headbutt. Crash hits an elbow to the solar plexus, and hits a DDT to the skull. The entire STYX set shakes with each impact, thirty feet above the cold, hard concrete.

Theo Chaplin- I am not liking this at all. One of those two are going to get seriously hurt, if not both!

Elijah Page- Yeah, you're right. But it's for a worthy cause! Entertaining me! Hahaha!

Crash jumps up on the shoulders of DaMAB, prepared for a hurricanrana, but DaMAB telegraphs it into a huge powerbomb. The whole set shakes, enough to make DaMAB's kness buckle. Crash gets to his feet, but to no avail, where DaMAB brings him down again. DaMAB sets Crash up for a powerbomb, but Crash drops to his knees and hits a low blow. Crash then sets up DaMAB for the Plane Crash, but DaMAB reverses, sending Crash flying through the air, falling thirty feet to the ground. He falls right through the stage. The crowd breaks out in a "HOLY SH*T" chant. DaMAB stares down at the hole in the stage. He then begins to climb down from the skull.

Theo Chaplin- Crash is dead! He's dead! There's no way he survived that! DaMAB has finally gone too far! This is a man's physical well being we're talking about here!

Elijah Page- Even I will admit...that may have been a little too far...but it was AWESOME!!!!!!

DaMAB grabs the ladder and walks to the ring. He sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, and climbs, at his own pace. He pulls down the Canadian Championship. The bell rings, as DaMAB falls from the ladder, to the mat.

Theo Chaplin- Well after a hell like fall from Crash, it only makes sense that DaMAB is still the Canadian Champion.

Elijah Page- Well, he deserves that belt. To have the balls to send someone flying thirty feet in the air. I applaud DaMAB.

[Winner] - Da MAB

EMT's and PWA officials rush out to the hole in the cage where Crash fell. The camera pans in the hole, and can see Crash lying on the concrete, bleeding from the mouth. EMT's have traveled down in the hole with him. They get him on a stretcher, and wheel him out from under the stage. The crowd applaud him for his valiant effort, and for surviving that fall. The stretcher passes DaMAB on his way backstage. DaMAB glances at the carnage, and smiles.

The cameras then switch over to a backstage shot, where a pair of white boots are seen, as well as a pair of black boots, smaller than the first pair. The camera pans up to see Hugh Jorgan and Mindy Malice.

Hugh Jorgan- You ready for this, Mindy?

Mindy Malice- Of course I am, Hugh. You think I'm not ready for that skank? No way baby. I will humiliate her in front of all these people here in Minnesota, as well as the thousands ordering this on pay per view. She won't want to show her face in public ever again!!

Hugh Jorgan- Jeesh, babe. Calm down. It's only a bra and panties match! It's for entertainment purposes, solely.

Mindy Malice- Just a bra and panties match? We'll see about that.

Bra & Panties Match
Mindy Malice vs Maggy Mayhem

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg rips into the arena. Maggy Mayhem walks through the skulls mouth with Sid Sharpe right behind her. The crowd response it automatic and they start to chant asshole. Mayhem walks to the ring and climbs into the ring as Sid Sharpe walks around the ring and stands on the outside to watch as "Eye Candy" by Spire roars through the PA system. Mindy Malice walks through the curtain with Hugh Jorgan right behind her as the crowd erupts. Malice and Jorgan walk down the aisle and Jorgan watches as Malice climbs into the ring and Mayhem jumps her before the bell.

Theo Chaplin- Well folks, the PWA's first ever bra and panties match!!

Elijah Page- Let's just get this show on the road and let's see some naked women!

Maggy pulls at the hair of Mindy Malice, rubbing her face against the canvas mat, Mindy kicking her legs. Maggy lifts Mindy to her feet and takes her down with a snapmare. Maggy goes off the ropes, but mindy grabs her leg and trips her. Mindy then climbs on top of Maggy and begins pulling at her hair and scratching at her skin, as many of the men in the crowd cheer approvingly.

Elijah Page- Who is the genius that signed this match? I'd love to shake his hand!

Theo Chaplin- Well, I can't say the same for him. Hahaha.

Mindy waits as Maggy gets to her feet, and then kicks her in the gut repeatedly, until she is backed into the corner. Mindy grabs the rope and continues to boot away at Maggy. The ref gets in between the two, to bring the action out of the corner!

Elijah Page- Look at the ref! What a pervert!

The ref holds Mindy back, as Maggy lunges at her, ripping her top. The crowd goes wild as Maggy rips Mindy's whole shirt off, exposing her pick lacy bra. Maggy smiles as Mindy tries to hide her embarassment, covering up her breasts with her arms. Maggy taunts Mindy, pushing her own breasts together. Mindy's embarassment turns to anger as she dives at Maggy. The two roll around in the ring on top of each other screaming and pulling at each others clothes.

Elijah Page- Oh my god!! This is better than channel 72...erm...I mean...The Disney Channel!!! Yeah!Best damn channel on the planet!

Mindy has taken control, and has sent Maggy sprawling to the outside, right at Hugh Jorgan's feet. Jorgan just smile, and reaches down, pulling off Maggy's top to expose a sexy, low cut, black, silk bra. The crowd cheers. Sid Sharpe comes around the corner, and goes to hit Jorgan, but he senses it and Sid Sharpe ends up jumping on top of Maggy Mayhem, face first into her breasts. The crowd erupts, most laughing. Mindy Malice rolls under the bottom rope and works on Maggy Mayhem, pulling her pants right off, leaving Maggy Mayhem in her bra and panties.The ref calls for the bell.

Theo Chaplin- Well, I a very entertaining match of sorts, Mindy Malice has come out on top.

Elijah Page- Actually...Sid Sharpe came out on top!Hahahaha!!!

[Winner] - Mindy Malice

The camera ventures backstage, where K-9 is seen getting pumped up. He stops running in place, and pours a bottle of water over his head. He grabs his PWA Pacific International Championship, and walks out of view. Dan Noble is then seen flexing his arms, and breathing heavily. The camera then swithces over to Iceberg, who is listening to music while seeming deep in trance. Hugh Jorgan is finally seen, shadowboxing. He finishes up, punchingout a mirror, shattering it. The camera cuts back into the arena.

Fatal Fourway
Pacific International Championship
Special Guest Referee: Sid Sharpe
K-9 vs Hugh Jorgan vs Dan Noble vs Iceberg

"Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg blasts into the arena and the crowd already starts to boo. Sid Sharpe walks through the curtain with a referee's t-shirt on as the crowd boos get deafening. Sharpe saunters down the ramp and climbs into the ring as "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 roars through the Target Center. Dan Noble walks through the mouth and stops at the top of the stage. The fans boo as he raises his arms in the air. Noble then walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. Noble and Sharpe shake each others hand.

Theo Chaplin- Ladies and gentlemen,I apologize in advance for the biggest screw job you'll ever see.

Elijah Page- What are you talking about, Theo?!? I guarantee Sid Sharpe will be a fair referee!

Theo Chaplin- You'd have to be a moron to believe that!

Spotlights start to scan around the arena. Finally, they settle on a mini-stage next to the main stage where Destiny's Child are standing. The crwod erupts and then they begin into a live version of "Bootylicious." After a couple of minutes Hugh Jorgan finally walks through the curtain. He walks to the edge of the stage and acknowledges Destiny's Child. They continue singing and blow him kisses as he spins around and heads down the ramp. Jorgan stops short of the ring and waits as Destiny's Child finishes singing. Jorgan looks to get in the ring but Noble won't let him as Pastor Troy's "No More Play In Ga" blasts into the arena and silver dust falls from the rafters. Iceberg walks through the curtain to an eruption of cheers. Iceberg walks down the ramp and stands next to Jorgan. They look at each other and at the same time they both slide into the ring.

Jorgan grabs Noble and tosses him over the ropes as Iceberg does the same to Sharpe.

Theo Chaplin - Jorgan and Iceberg just rid the ring of the scum of the earth!

"I Disappear" by Metallica starts up. Once it gets going K-9 walks through the curtain carrying his Pacific International Championship. K-9 stops at the top of the ramp and raises the belt in the air as the crowd cheers. K-9 then slowly walks down the ramp as the anticipation grows with every step. K-9 finally reaches the ring and slides in. Dan Noble is on the outside, eyeing every move each of his opponents make. Sid calls for the bell, as the match begins.

Elijah Page- Look at Dan Noble! He's smart! He's going to let the three others beat the hell out of each other, and then go in for the kill!

Theo Chaplin- Like a goddamned vulture!

K-9 and Iceberg go to tie-up, but both stop in their tracks, as they turn towards Dan Noble. Hugh Jorgan bounces off the ropes, and goes for a baseball slide, but Dan Noble moves out of the way, senidng Hugh Jorgan to the floor. When he rises to his feet, Noble takes his head off with a huge clothesline. K-9 reaches over the top rope and grabs a handful of Noble's hair and pulls him up to the ring apron. K-9 sets hit up in a stalling vertical suplex position. Iceberg climbs the ropes quickly and hits a dropkick to the torso of Dan Noble as his body goes crashing to the mat.

Elijah Page- This isn't fair! They're triple teaming him!!

Theo Chaplin- Well I think Dan Noble is finally getting what he deserves!

K-9 goes for the cover, but Iceberg pulls him off. K-9 gets to his feet, and right in the face of Iceberg. They talk trash back and forth, then Iceberg shoves K-9. K-9 comes back with a hard right, as the two come to blows. Dan Noble crawls to his feet, but Hugh Jorgan comes from behind with a low blow. Dan Noble doubles over, falling through the ropes to the outside. Hugh Jorgan follows, as K-9 and Iceberg fight on the inside. Hugh Jorgan whips Noble to the ring post, Dan Noble's head bouncing off the metal like a baseball off a bat. Noble stumbles forward, and falls to his knees. Hugh Jorgan rolls Noble onto the Spanish announcer's table, and follows him up. Jorgan sets Noble up for a powerbomb, but Noble reverses it, sending Jorgan flying over his head, crashing through the little timekeeper's table.

Theo Chaplin- I can honestly say I've never seen that before!

Elijah Page- That's Dan Noble for ya! Never a dull moment.

Inside the ring, Iceberg has taken over. He whips K-9 to the ropes, but Dan Noble pulls the top rope down, sending K-9 sprawling over the top rope. Iceberg runs at the ropes and dives through at Dan Noble, but Noble rolls under the bottom rope, and Iceberg lands on K-9. Noble then bounces off the ropes, and springboards over the top rope, taking out both K-9 and Iceberg.

Theo Chaplin- Dan Noble with a high flyer maneuver there!

Elijah Page- That was beautiful. He just confused the hell out of Iceberg and K-9.

Hugh Jorgan manages to drag himself to his feet, and arms himself with a chair. He swings at Dan Noble, but Noble ducks and nails Iceberg right in the face. K-9 gets a boot to the gut of Jorgan and hits a DDT to the mats. Noble hits a clothesline on K-9. Dan Noble raises his arms in the air, but is brought down after a hard low blow.

Theo Chaplin- That can't be good for Dan Noble!

Hugh Jorgan lifts Noble to his feet and rolls him in the ring. He locks on the Porn-O-Matic.

Elijah Page- Porn-o-Matic!!! NOOOOO!!

Sid Sharpe runs into the ring, and Noble taps. Sid keeps asking Noble if he taps. Hugh Jorgan applies more pressure as Dan Noble taps away, Sid still doesn't call for the bell. K-9 rolls in the ring and hits Jorgan with a chair.

Theo Chaplin- Hugh Jorgan was just screwed royally, by Sid Sharpe!

Elijah Page- What are you talking about?! He was asking Dan Noble if he wanted to submit!

Theo Chaplin- And Dan Noble tapped out right there in the middle of that ring...right in front of Sid Sharpe!! Talk about a fair referee!

All four men in the ring now, K-9 armed with a chair. Iceberg hits a dropkick to the chair, which crashes back into the face of K-9. Jorgan goes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline on Noble, but Noble ducks, Jorganbounces off the opposite ropes, ducks under a clothesline attempt by Dan Noble, but is met with a faceful of metal right to the face!

Elijah Page- There's no way to duck under a chairshot like that!

Iceberg covers the unconcious Hugh Jorgan, and Sid Sharpe drops for the count,1...2...Dan Noble breaks the count up. Sid Sharpe reaches in his pocket and hands something to Dan Noble.

Theo Chaplin- What the hell was that?!?!

Elijah Page- A good luck present. What did it look like?!?! You can be a moron sometimes, Theo!

Iceberg charges at Dan Noble, but Noble takes him down with one punch, leaving Iceberg busted wide open.

Theo Chaplin- Those were brass knuckles!!!!

Dan Noble then goes after K-9, but K-9 dodges out of the way and Sid Sharpe takes the full blow to the face, knocking him out cold. Sid is bleeding from the mouth after that shot to the jaw.K-9 attacks Dan Noble, sending him off the ropes,countering with a powerslam. K-9 hits the Niner. He covers, but there is no ref. K-9 hits another Niner on Dan Noble, and then walks over to Sid Sharpe. he kicks him, but Sid is unconcious. On the outside of the ring, Hugh Jorgan is searching under the ring for something. Much to the fans appreciation, he pulls out a table, and slides it in the ring.

Theo Chaplin- Hugh Jorgan has a table, and obviously some bad intentions!

Hugh slides in the ring, and locks the Porn-O-Matic on K-9. The crowd goes wild, but Sid Sharpe is unconcious and can't call for the bell. Hugh Jorgan releases the hold and goes to the corner where he sets up the table. he drags K-9 to the corner with him, and sets up for the MoFo.

Theo Chaplin- this could be the defining moment right here!

Hugh Jorgan connects with the MoFo, puttin K-9 through the table. The fans go wild as Jorgan helps Sid Sharpe up, so he can make the count. Sid counts the one...the two...and punches Hugh Jorgan in the face!

Elijah Page- No, Sid! That's not smart!

The punch doesn't faze Hugh Jorgan, who gets up, and glares angrily at Sid Sharpe. He backs him into a corner, but out of nowhere, Steve Sharpe runs down to the ring. Jorgan sees Steve and release his grip on Sid, watching as Sid gets a spear from his brother.Iceberg charges at Hugh Jorgan but Jorgan takes him down with a hiptoss, followed by a huge piledriver. Dan Noble is up, with the brass knuckles, and swings at Hugh, but he ducks, and delivers a version of the MoFo. He hooks the leg, as Steve Sharpe raises Sid's arm, and drops it for one. He does this again, for two, and once more for three!

Theo Chaplin- Yeah!!! Hugh Jorgan did it! He won! He's the new PWA PAcific International Champion for the second time!!

Elijah Page- But he got help from Steve Sharpe! I mean, he didn't win fair. It was tainted!

Theo Chaplin- Well, if Steve Sharpe didn't get involved, Dan Noble would've won!

Elijah Page- And that's exactly why I'm pissed off!

[Winner] - Hugh Jorgan

The cameras are backstage showing Steve Sharpe with new PWA PacInt Champ Hugh Jorgan, and Iceberg, right after the Fatal Fourway. Iceberg and Jorgan are showing signs of animosity towards each other.

Steve Sharpe-Where's K-9?

Hugh Jorgan- We kicked his ass too much in our match. He's being fixed up at the emergency room.

Steve Sharpe- Well, congrats on your title win, Hugh.

Hugh Jorgan- Thanks a lot. You have no idea what that means to me, Steve.

Steve Sharpe- I guess you and Iceberg will do. I may not need you at all. Just if Sid pulls any tricks out of his sleeve. That's your cue. Alright?

Hugh Jorgan- Got it.

Iceberg- Got it.

Steve Sharpe- Well then...I believe I have a company to win...

The cameras cut back into the arena.

Loser Leaves The PWA
100% Control Of The PWA
Sid Sharpe vs Steve Sharpe

"The God That Failed" by Metallica blasts into the arena. Steve Sharpe walks through the mouth as the crowd cheers for him. Steve walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring as "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg roars into the Target Center. Sid Sharpe walks through the curtain with Dan Noble behind him. The crowd has been chanting "Asshole" since the song started and are continuing it as Sid and Dan walk down the ramp. Both men clib into the ring as Steve Sharpe looks at both of them. The referee gets Noble back out of the ring and Steve and Sid stare each other right in the eye from across the ring.

Theo Chaplin- Look at the intensity in the eyes of both of these men! One of these two will walk away tonight with 100% control of the PWA...the other...unemployed.

Elijah Page- And we all know who that's gonna be. Sorry, Steve, but you're done!

Theo Chaplin- I beg to differ, although, I just know Sid Sharpe has something up his sleeve!

The brothers circle the ring, never taking their eyes off of each other. Finally they tie up. Steve takes control and backs Sid into a corner. He hits a few punches to the gut of Sid. Steve takes a few steps back and goes for a clothesline in the corner, but Sid ducks, Steve hitting the turnbuckles full force. Sid then takes control and boots the hell out of Steve Sharpe's midsection. Steve stumbles forward and Sid hits a hiptoss. Sid covers,1...2...Steve kicks out!

Theo Chaplin- I'm really impressed with the athleticism of Sid Sharpe!

Elijah Page- Look at you...trying to get enough ass kissing in when you can because you know Sid Sharpe is gonna win!!!

Theo Chaplin- What are you talking about? I can't make a statement without being contradicted?

Elijah Page- No you can't! This is America, remember!

Sid waits as Steve climbs to his feet. Steve swings, but Sid ducks under. He goes for an atomic drop, but Steve flips over the back, and executes a school boy roll up. He gets two. Sid quickly hops to his feet. The two tie up. Sid comes out on top, taking Steve in a headlock. Sid then goes crazy and nails many knees to the face of Steve Sharpe. Sid covers, but Steve kicks out quickly after two. Sid bounces off the ropes, and hops over a dropped Steve Sharpe. Steve bends over, setting up for a back body drop, but Sid takes control and sets Steve up for a powerbomb. Steve reverses that and hits a back body drop on Sid. Steve bounces off the ropes, but Sid lifts Steve up, sending him over the top rope, but Steve lands on the ring apron. He hits a reverse suplex on Sid, both men landing on the mats ont he outside of the ring, Sid face down, Steve face up.

Theo Chaplin- These two putting on one helluva match. A lot more than I woul've expected from two promoters!

Elijah Page- What's that supposed to mean?

Theo Chaplin- I mean they're not trained wrestlers, you wouldn't expect them to be this good in competition!

Steve is up to his feet first, as he searches under the ring for something. He comes out with a stop sign as Sid finally reaches his feet. Steve raises the stop sign high above his head, and folds it over the head of his brother, Sid. Steve bashes Sid repeatedly in the head with the stop sign. He rolls Sid in the ring, and covers.1...2...Sid kicks out...just barely. Steve mounts Sid and begins pounding away, nailing Sid time after time in the face. Sid begins to bleed.

Theo Chaplin- Sid Sharpe bleeding profusely, from those stop sign shots more than likely.

Steve lifts Sid to his feet and whips him to the corner, following close behind, Steve hits a clothesline on Sid. He lifts Sid to a sitting position on the top rope. Steve climbs up and signals for a top rop e huricanrana, but Sid pushes Steve from the top rope to the mat. Sid leaps from the top rope and hits a missle dropkick on his brother. Steve charges at Sid, but is taken down with a hiptoss. Sid follows that up with a scoop slam. Sid goes through the ropes and grabs a chair, which he wants to bring in the ring, but Steve Sharpe hits a baeball slide on Sid, making the chair smash into his face. Steve grabs the chair himself and smacks it across the back of his heel brother. Steve does this again and smiles as Sid screams out in pain. Steve hits the chair across the back of Sid once more, then drops it. Steve then notices the announcers table.

Theo Chaplin- No! No Steve. Not here. Not the table.

Steve Sharpe rolls Sid onto the table. Steve climbs up onto the table with his brother and sets him up for a powerbomb, and connects, Sid Sharpe crashing through the table, lying in a mess of wood and television monitors. Steve rolls Sid into the ring, and covers. The crowd goes wild as Iceberg runs down to the ring.

Theo Chaplin- Iceberg? What the hell is he doing here?

Elijah Page- Booooooo!!! Go back to loserville!!Booooo!!!

The ref drops for the count...1...2...Iceberg pulls Steve Sharpe off of Sid Sharpe.

Theo Chaplin- What?!?!I thought Hugh Jorgan made a deal with Iceberg to protect Steve Sharpe from a screw job?!?

Elijah Page- Yeahhhh!!Iceberg!! The Frozen One!!Woohoo!!

Hugh Jorgan then runs down the ramp and into the ring. He gets int he face of Iceberg.

Theo Chaplin- Yeah!! Iceberg lied to Hugh Jorgan and Steve Sharpe! Now maybe Hugh Jorgan will set the score straight!

Hugh and Iceberg are arguing as Steve Sharpe walks over to Iceberg and asks what the hell he's doing. Hugh Jorgan motions toward Steve as if to say "I''ll take care of this". Hugh Jorgan gets in the face of Iceberg, but both he and Iceberg turn and knock Steve Sharpe down.

Theo Chaplin- What the hell?!?!No!! What's going on?!?!

Hugh Jorgan locks the Porn-O-Matic on Steve Sharpe, while Sid Sharpe distracts the referee. The fans boo as Hugh Jorgan applies more pressure with that sadistic look on his face. Jorgan releases the hold, and brings Steve Sharpe to his feet as Iceberg hits Steve Sharpe with the Ice Pick. Hugh Jorgan and Iceberg quickly jump out of the ring as Sid Sharpe makes the cover. The ref drops for the count, 1...2...3!!!!

Theo Chaplin- Nooooooo!!!!!Not this way!!!Why?!?!Why did Hugh Jorgan turn on Steve Sharpe? What did Sid Sharpe offer him?!?!

Elijah Page- This is single handedly the best day wrestling has ever seen!It brings a tear to my eye!

Hugh Jorgan and Iceberg roll back into the ring as Sid Sharpe gets to his feet. "Lay Low" by Snoop Dogg blasts throughout the arena. Hugh Jorgan grabs Sid Sharpe's hand as does Iceberg, as the three men raise their arms in the air. Styx goes off the air.

[Winner] - Sid Sharpe

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