Al Winchester, all dressed up and wearing an American flag top hat, is standing just outside the arena by the back entrance next to the large garage door.

Al Winchester - Chap? Chap?! Can you hear me? Chap?

Theo Chaplin - Yeah, we can hear you Al, go ahead.

Al Winchester - Well, rumours have been going around all day that The Ego is still on the road and I can confirm that he, nor Sean Donato have showed up yet tonight. We do not know if they are still on the road but we do know that The Ego's Mustang was spotted heading up Interstate 15 on the way to Salt Lake City a few hours ago. Anyway, I'm going to wait inside for The Ego to show up because its kind of chilly out tonight.

Al Winchester walks back towards the arena as the scene fades out.

Theo Chaplin - Alright, thanks Al.

Elijah Page - That coward, he's scared, he's probably on his way to Los Angeles now, just to avoid Iceberg.

Theo Chaplin - Oh will you just stop it!

The lights go out, and the crowd go silent. A massive guitar riff is heard, as "Tier" by Ramstein explodes from the sound system. Doomhammer steps through the entryway.He walks down the rampway. He pushes back the hood of his cloak as he climbs into the ring. Standing in the ring, he raises his arms as the letters K D H flash in fireworks above him in time with the words "Killed by Death". The music and fireworks fade, and the lights come back up.

Then the lights again go out again, "Smooth" appears on the PacificVision. Then the lights go up a little, so the arena is dim. Then, "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm blasts throughout the arena, filling it. "Smooth" Sammy Stevenson walks out on the stage. He looks at the crowd and mouths "Ingrates." Then Sammy walks into the ring, ready for his first ever Singles match in the PWA, as is Kaine Doomhammer.

Doomhammer towers over Sammy Stevenson, yet Sammy does not look intimidated. The two circle each other, trying to feel each other, neither ready to make the first move of this matchup. Both men then back away from each other.

Theo Chaplin - Are they scared or something?

Elijah Page - Sammy fears nothing, well, maybe he fears Iceberg, but everyone does.

Theo Chaplin - Not The Ego Eli!

Elijah Page - Yeah, that's why he's on the way to Los Angeles now, right?

Theo Chaplin smacks himself.

Theo Chaplin - It's going to be a long night.

Meanwhile, in the ring, "Smooth" and Kanie Doomhammer finally tie up. Kaine uses his overwhelming power to throw Sammy down to the ground. Sammy backs away, but Doomhammer takes the boots to him. Sammy then crawls out of the ring to stop Kaine Doomhammer's attack. Doomhammer looks down on Sammy, yelling at him to return to the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Fears nothing, huh Eli?

Elijah Page - He just needs a breather Chap, he's not scared!

Kaine Doomhammer leaves the ring, to get his hands back on Sammy Stevenson. Stevenson runs straight at Doomhammer and drills him with a cross body block. Stevenson gets up and begins to celebrate, but his celebration is cut short when...

Kaine Doomhammer kicks Sammy in the back of the head, Stevenson goes down. Doomhammer picks him back up. He gets "Smooth" Sammy in a millitary press and tosses Sammy Stevenson right into the ring. Doomhammer pulls himself up, onto the apron and follows "Smooth" into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Look at his amazing strength!

Kaine then grabs Sammy Stevenson again, but "Smooth" Sammy kicks Kanie Doomhammer down below the belt. Sammy then bounces off the ropes and bulldogs Doomhammer.

Sammy, looking angry, begins to stomp Kaine Doomhammer. "Smooth" Sammy picks Doomhammer up and hits a standing suplex on him. Sammy then runs towards the ropes and comes back with a huge elbow drop, then Sammy makes the first cover of the night; 1......2..KDH kicks out.

Elijah Page - That was three!!!

Theo Chaplin - It was barely two!

Kaine slowly gets up, but "Smooth" grabs his arm and pulls him up fast. Stevenson then throws the enormous Doomhammer into the ropes, "Smooth" hits a drop-toe hold on Doomhammer. Then, Sammy Stevenson locks in "Too Slick," the Cobra Clutch.

Kaine Doomhammer screams in pain, but refuses to tap. Doomhammer is trying to get to the ropes, but he can't quite get there. Then "Smooth" Sammy Stevenson locks the hold in tighter, but Kaine Doomhammer drills "Smooth" below "Smooth's" belt.

Elijah Page - That's cheating!

Theo Chaplin - But when Sammy did it to Kaine it was ok?

Elijah Page - Exactly, finally you're seeing it my way.

Doomhammer and Sammy do down. The referee in charge starts the Ten count; 1......2.....3.....4.....5......6......7......8... Kaine Doomhammer gets up to his feet and lifts "Smooth" up.

Theo Chaplin - Looks like Doomhammer wants to win this fairly, instead of by count out.

Kaine Doomhammer lifts Sammy up, over his head and hits a huge Jacknife powerbomb, he coversl 1.......2....... Sammy kicks out. Doomhammer looks angry and locks in the The Pain Barrier on Sammy Stevenson.

"Smooth" looks to be in great pain, Doomhammer has a huge advantage in this match that has gone back and fourth. Sammy is trying desprately to get to the ropes. He does.

Sammy grabs the ropes to lift himself up, but Kaine Doomhammer throws "Smooth" into the ropes. Sammy comes back to Kaine Doomhammer, Kaine tries to hit a tilt-a-whirl slam, but "Smooth" goes over Kaine's head and drills a pump-handle tombstone, also known as "Too Smooth."

"Smooth" covers; 1.......2......3 Sammy's music hits as he leaves the ring.

Theo Chaplin - What a move!

Elijah Page - Sammy did it! Sammy did it!

Spencer Cohle is standing in the back with The Progeny surrounding him.

Spencer Cohle - Gentlemen, later on tonight you have a gruesome Last Team Standing in a Cell match. Have mapped out a strategy? Or are you just going to wing it?

Distress grabs the mic from Spencer Cohle and shoves him off camera.

Distress - Now listen up Chris, you may have snuck that win in on Monday because your little buddy Cocoa Puff but tonight will be a different matter. Tonight, it will be three on three and we won't show mercy. We won't give up. And most importantly we will not lose!!

Distress looks at Major Distraction and Wild Child. Wild Child grabs the mic.

Wild Child - You three seem a might bit arrogant. This is our turf. And after tonight you will see why we truly the most dominant group in this fed.

Wild Child looks at Major Distraction who takes the mic.

Major Distraction - Actions speak louder than words and later tonight my actions will speak huge volumes!

Major Distraction hands the mic back to Distress.

Distress - When you wake up tomorrow morning you will reflect and think to yourself, "Was that a dream, or did we just get our asses kicked?!"

Distress tosses the mic to Spencer, just off camera, and the crowd cheers for him for some unknown reason as The Progeny storms away from the interview set.

Spencer Cohle - There you have it. Back to you Chap.

Theo Chaplin - Alright thanks Spencer.

Elijah Page - Those three have just about as much of winning tonight as Osama bin Laden has of living to see Christmas.

Theo Chaplin - They are the underdog but sometimes the underdog pays off bigtime Elij. Anyway, Al Winchester is standing by with an update on situation involving The Ego. Al?

Al Winchester is standing just inside the backstage entrance looking at the monitor. His head pops up and looks into the camera as the scene switches to him.

Al Winchester - Chap, The Ego still has not arrived at the arena tonight. We have been following this situation all night and sources say that they saw that now familiar Mustang flying through the streets of Salt Lake City a few minutes ago. So, I am confident in saying that The Ego will definitely be in the house tonight!

The crowd erupts as Al mentions that the will be there. Winchester lets them die down and then continues.

Al Winchester - As for The Ego's opponent tonight. People who are close to the situation say that Iceberg has been irate all evening with The Ego not being here.

The door behind Al Winchester opens and Sean Donato walks in.

Al Winchester - Wait, wait, here's Sean.

Al Winchester rushes over to Sean Donato.

Al Winchester - Sean, Sean, where's The Ego? Weren't you travelling with him?

Sean Donato - He left me stranded at an A&W in Provo while I was taking a leak and I had to take a $100 cab ride to get here. I swear if I see that buffoon here tonight....

Sean Donato storms off as Al Winchester looks back to the camera.

Al Winchester - Back to you Chap.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana blasts into the arena. Chris Ponger walks through the curtain below StarTron. Chris Ponger walks down the ramp as the fans don't know to react, half cheer, half boo. Chris Ponger reaches the ring and slides in.

Theo Chaplin - Ponger is certainly an unproven talent here in the PWA. But he earned this shot after a spectacular match on Monday.

"Nightmare" by Da MAB blares into the E Center as the Canadian Champion walks through the curtain with Razzle Dazzle Girl linked onto his arm. The crowd cheers as Da MAB walks down the ramp. Razzle Dazzle Girl climbs up the ring stairs and Da MAB climbs onto the apron and holds the ring ropes for her.

Razzle Dazzle Girl waves to the crowd as Chris Ponger walks over to her and tells her to get out of the ring. Da MAB was on the second turnbuckle posing but he jumps down and walks over to Ponger. The two push and shove until Ponger punches Da MAB square on the jaw. Da MAB returns the favor and then tackles Ponger, unloading lefts and rights as Ponger tries to cover up.

Razzle Dazzle Girl rushes to get out of the ring as the referee holds the ropes for her. Da MAB gets back up to his feet and stomps Ponger a couple of times. He then lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Ponger comes off of the ropes, ducks under a clothesline and stops in his tracks. He bends Da MAB over backwards and delivers a falling reverse DDT.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB just made an uncharacteristic mistake and Ponger to advantage.

Elijah Page - Good. Da MAB has been way too long! It's about time someone started getting the better of him.

Ponger bounces off of the ropes and drops an elbow to a prone Da MAB. Ponger then non chalantly covers Da MAB as the referee drops to the mat and tells Ponger that you can only win by submission. Ponger gets to his feet arguing with the referee.

Theo Chaplin - What's he arguing for? Those are the rules. Your opponent has to be bleeding from the head first as well.

Da MAB is back on his feet and takes advantage of Ponger's distraction by dropkicking him in the back of the head. The referee scurries out of the way as Ponger staggers towards the ropes and falls through to the outside in front of the French announce table.

Chris Ponger is back on his feet on the outside as Da MAB reaches the top turnbuckle. Da MAB jumps with a double axe handle attempt but Ponger steps out of the way and uses Da MAB's momentum to slam his head into the table. Da MAB is lying on the floor as Chris Ponger grabs a steel chair and places it across Da MAB's head.

Ponger climbs back up to the apron as the referee tries in vain to stop him. Ponger leaps off of the apron with an attempted elbow drop but Da MAB tosses the chair at a falling Ponger and then rolls out of the way as the chair crashes onto the arena floor followed by Ponger right on top of it.

Theo Chaplin - Chris Ponger is bleeding!

Elijah Page - Yeah but from where?

Chris Ponger's arm wa ripped open as he landed on the chair. Da MAB seizes the opportunity and grabs the steel and starts to pound on Chris Ponger's bleeding arm.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB is a veteran and he's showing it here. He's working on Ponger's already bleeding arm so that when he locks in the Nightmare Grasp later on it will be more effective!

Da MAB then rolls Ponger onto his stomach and lies his arm out flat and holds it there with his foot. Da MAB picks the chair up again and spikes it into Ponger's arm. Da MAB tries to do it again but Ponger pulls his arm away and Da MAB spikes the floor causing him to drop the steel chair.

Ponger gets back up to his feet with the help of the apron. Da MAB spins around to face Ponger who is in the middle of kicking Da MAB right in the stomach. Da MAB doubles over and Ponger delivers a DDT onto the concrete with his good arm.

Theo Chaplin - Ponger with a DDT on the concrete!

Elijah Page - That's my boy!

Chris Ponger then lifts Da MAB back up and rolls him into the ring, favoring his bloody arm. Ponger then slides the deformed steel chair into the ring and grabs the ring bell as well. Ponger slides into the ring with the ring bell and tries to swing it at Da MAB's head but Da MAB ducks under and hits Ponger with a reverse neckbreaker.

Da MAB bounces off of the ropes and drops a leg to Ponger's arm. Da MAB then locks in an armbar. Chris Ponger is writhing in pain on the mat as Da MAB sets his arm out straight, holds it there with his hand, and drives his knee into the arm. Ponger is squiriming around on the mat as Da MAB works on his arm.

After a few more minutes of the armbar and knees to the arm Da MAB lifts Ponger up and whips him to the corner. Da MAB then wraps Ponger's arm in the ropes trying to break it. Ponger gouges Da MAB in the eyes causing him to reel backwards. Ponger takes a few seconds to recover and then charges out at Da MAB and delivers a powerful clothesline with his bad arm and both men fall to the mat.

Theo Chaplin - My god Chris Ponger just took Da MAB's head off with that clothesline.

Elijah Page - Look! Da MAB is bleeding from the head.

Theo Chaplin - No he's not! That's the blood from Chris Ponger's arm!

Da MAB's head is covered in Chris Ponger's blood as the referee starts his ten count; 1... 2... 3... both men are lying motionless on the mat. 4... 5... 6... Da MAB starts to stir on the mat dragging himself to the ropes. 7... 8... Da MAB pulls himself up to his knees with the help of the ropes as Ponger starts to move. 9... Da MAB reaches his feet and approaches Ponger who is on his knees.

Ponger headbutts Da MAB's midsection and then gets to his feet and snap suplexes using mainly his good arm right onto the steel chair. Da MAB's back arches off of the chair upon impact as Razzle Dazzle Girl cheers encouragement from outside.

Chris Ponger, covered in blood from his arm, gets back up and grabs the ring bell from the apron where he left it. As he turns around Da MAB is slowly getting to his feet. Ponger runs at Da MAB with the ring bell and at the last second tosses it to him. Da MAB catches it just in time to get it dropkicked right into his head, cutting him open in the process.

Elijah Page - Da MAB is bleeding from the head! Da MAB is bleeding from the head!

In what seems like slow motion, Da MAB crashes back down the canvas with blood and sweat splattering on the canvas. Chris Ponger is also down on the canvas but looks over to see that Da MAB is bleeding from the head. Chris Ponger drags himself over to Da MAB and applies a camel clutch to him being careful to support his bad arm.

Da MAB is right next to the ropes so he just grabs out and Ponger breaks the hold. Chris Ponger gets back up to his feet and lifts Da MAB back up to his. Da MAB face is completely covered in blood as Ponger sets him up for a piledriver but rethinks his choice.

Chris Ponger drops Da MAB and grabs the ring bell. Ponger sets the ring bell in the middle of the ring and sets Da MAB up for the piledriver again. Chris Ponger lifts Da MAB straight up vertically but then Da MAB starts kicking his feet causing Ponger to lose his balance and fall over backward with Da MAB crashing on top of him.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB just crashed down on top of Ponger after a piledriver gone wrong!!!

Elijah Page - Holy shit! Da MAB is seeing stars and Ponger, well, I don't think he can feel his arm anymore because he's lost so much blood from it!!

Da MAB is partially lying on top of Chris Ponger as the referee starts his ten count. 1... 2... 3... Chris Ponger's eyes flutter open and he is looking around. 4... 5... 6... Da MAB is still unmoving as Ponger rolls out from underneath him. 7... 8... Chris Ponger stands on his own breaking the count.

Chris Ponger looks at Da MAB and then rolls out of the ring and grabs a TV monitor from the Spanish announce table. Ponger slides back into the ring and kicks the bell to the corner. He then places the monitor right in the middle of the ring and lifts Da MAB back to his feet and leads him to the center of the ring.

Chris Ponger sets Da MAB up for a powerbomb. Ponger hoists Da MAB up around his neck but on the down push Da MAB reverses the powerbomb into a hurricanrana sending Ponger flipping onto the chair which was still lying on the canvas. Da MAB fell to the canvas right next to the monitor. As he's getting to his feet he picks the monitor up.

Elijah Page - That's cheating!

Theo Chaplin - No it's not. It's within the rules, besides, Ponger brought it into the match.

Chris Ponger is slowly using the ropes to get to his feet. Da MAB tosses the monitor at him and it drills him in the stomach knocking him backwards between the second and third ropes to the outside. Ponger falls to the concrete and rolls a little way up the aisle.

Da MAB grabs the ring bell and bounces off of the ropes and races towards the ropes on the aisle side of the ring. At the last second Da MAB leaps up and springboards off of the top rope and flies out of the ring and partially up the aisle and delivers an elbow drop with the bell to Chris Ponger's head as the crowd erupts and flashbulbs go off.

Theo Chaplin - My ogd, my god! Da MAB just leapt halfway up the aisle and drilled Chris Ponger with the ring bell!!

Elijah Page - No, no, no! Ponger is bleeding from the head! No.

Chris Ponger's head was cracked open by the bell. Both men are lying like a train wreck in the aisle. Both bleeding profusely and both out of breath. Da MAB manages to struggle to his feet as Chris Ponger tries to crawl back to the ring with his one good arm.

Da MAB tries to lift Ponger up but he wasn't crawling back to the ring. He was concealing the ring bell and he nails Da MAB as he bends over. Da MAB staggers backwards into the guardrail as more blood flies into the twentieth row. Ponger manages to shake the cobwebs and stand. Chris leads Da MAB back to the ring and rolls him in. Chris Ponger rolls back in as well.

Chris Ponger lifts Da MAB up to his feet and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Da MAB puts in the brakes and hangs onto Ponger's arm and tries to take him down into the Nightmare Grasp. Ponger sidewalk slam but Da MAB grabs his arm and pulls Ponger down the canvas with him. Da MAB rolls over onto his side and locks in the Nightmare Grasp!

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB! Da MAB! Da MAB has locked in the Nightmare Grasp!

Elijah Page - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!

Razzle Dazzle Girl is jumping up and down on the outside as Da MAB has Chris Ponger in the Nightmare Grasp. Da MAB looks down at Chris Ponger's arm to see check his grip on it and then you can see him utter an expletive.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB locked the Nightmare Grasp in on the good arm. Ponger may be able to stay it a little while longer.

Elijah Page - Yeah, yeah, it's not over yet!

Da MAB is cursing in the ring as he still cinches back and Ponger still screams in agony. Chris Ponger reaches out for the ropes with his bad arm but is a thumb length to far away. Da MAB smells victory as Chris Ponger twists his bad arm in a manner so that he can reach into his tights. Ponger reaches in with hisbad arm and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles.

Theo Chaplin - What's that? What did Ponger pull out of his tights?!

Elijah Page - Nothing. I don't see anything.

Ponger puts the brass knucks on his hand and drills Da MAB starts to punch Da MAB's knee, as that is all he can twist his arm to reach. Da MAB has to let go of the Nightmare Grasp as his knee is being pounded to smitherines. Da MAB gets to his feet and tries to grab the brass knuckles from Ponger but Chris drills him between the eyes.

Da MAB staggers backwards and Chris Ponger slowly staggers to his feet. Da MAB grabs for the brass knuckles again but gets Ponger's wrist. Da MAB instead whips Ponger into the ropes. Ponger comes off of the ropes and tries to punch Da MAB again but Da MAB ducks down. Chris Ponger puts on the brakes and drills Da MAB with the Ponger Drive!!

Theo Chaplin - Chris Ponger just hit the Ponger Drive!!!

Chris Ponger drops the brass knuckles out of the ring and puts Da MAB into a camel clutch in the middle of the ring. Da MAB's face is covered in dried blood as he screams in agony.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB. Chris Ponger has Da MAB in the middle of the ring.

Chris Ponger rears back and puts more pressure on Da MAB's lower back. Razzle Dazzle Girl is screaming from ringside as Da MAB painfully tries to resist the hold. The referee drops to the mat to check for submission but Da MAB says no and then notices the monitor justout of his reach to his right.

Da MAB tries to grab to try and hit Ponger with but can't quite reach. Chris Ponger sees the monitor nearby and pulls Da MAB away from it, but still far away from any ropes. Da MAB is in terrible pain as Razzle Dazzle Girl watches on horrified. Da MAB completely passes out from the pain. The referee looks at Da MAB and calls the match!

Theo Chaplin - What? Da MAB hasn't submitted!!

Elijah Page - Chris Ponger has finally ended Da MAB's lengthy title run!!!

There is no bell to ring as it halfway up the aisle but Da MAB is lying completely unconscious in the ring as Chris Ponger is lying on his breathing heavy while Razzle Dazzle Girl is rushing into the ring crying.

The referee tells the ring annoucner he decision and the he announces that the referee has determined that Da MAB is no longer able to wrestle in this bout, therefore, Chris Ponger is your new Canadian Champion!

Theo Chaplin - No, not like this! Not like this!!

Paramedics and PWA road agents rush down to the ring to check on the two wrestlers. Razzle Dazzle Girl is in hysterics as the paramedics load Da MAB onto a stretcher and wheel him out of the arena with the crowd cheering. The paramedics help Chris Ponger rolls out of the ring and support him all the way to the back while he holds his arm.

PWA ring technicians race down to the ring to clean up the bloody mess as the scene in the arena fades.

Sid Sharpe is shown sitting in his office in the back closely watching a monitor.

Sid Sharpe - If that Ego no shows tonight I'll fire his ass so fast his head will spin.

Sid Sharpe's eyes are glued to the monitor which is a shot of the back entrance of the arena. A black Louisville Slugger is sitting on the edge of the desk. Sid Sharpe is waiting for the new commissioner to show up and starts talking to himself

Sid Sharpe - I'll get him. The second he walks through that door. I'll get him. I'll make him pay. My life isn't gonna be hell, his is.

Sid Sharpe keeps talking to himself as the scene fades out.

Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page are watching this on their monitors when the camera focuses on them.

Theo Chaplin - Sid Sharpe is losing it. This new commissioner is getting to him.

Elijah Page - Don't be ridiculous. It's all just a part of his plan, he's just acting like that... I hope.

Theo Chaplin - Wait, wait, we're getting word from the back... Al, over to you.

Al Winchester is still standing in the back by the entrance.

Al Winchester - Yes Chap, it has just to pour rain outside. We thought that we might have seen The Ego's Mustang pull up into the parking lot but it was just a...

The door swings open and an average height man wearing a thick, heavy raincoat with a hood covering his face walks through the door. The scene flashes to Sid Sharpe who has jumped to his feet and is racing out of his office. The camera shows Sid's desk where the Louisville Slugger was lying, it's gone. The scene then just as quickly switches back to the mysterious man.

Al Winchester - Ladies and gentlemen, the new commissioner has arrived! I'm going to try and get a word with him.

Al Winchester rushes over to the new commissioner and tries to get word with him but he keeps walking and heads down a hallway to a secure office.

Al Winchester - Well that was the new commissioner. Back to you Chap.

Theo Chaplin - Well, Sid Sharpe raced out of his office faster than Elijah leaves his office back in Portland half an hour before he's supposed

Elijah Page - Hey! Sid Sharpe is just looking to talk with the new commissioner. You know, sit down, map out a plan of action. A direction if you will.

Theo Chaplin - Yeah, right, my uncle's cow has more of a chance of co-existing with the butcher than Sid Sharpe does with whoever this new commissioner is.

Elijah Page - You're a very pessimistic person to be around. It's a good thing you aren't rubbing off on me.

Theo Chaplin - Oh shut up. Spencer Cohle standing by in the back with a very irritable Iceberg.

Iceberg is pacing around his locker room with Spencer Cohle standing in the middle.

Spencer Cohle - Well, you've been watching closely all night. And The Ego still has not arrived at the arena yet. What are your thoughts?

Iceberg keeps stops dead in his tracks and motions Spencer to walk over to where is standing and hold the mic to his mouth.

Iceberg - What are my thoughts?! Ego, you little twirp. You had better show your scared, heartless, worthless body here tonight otherwise I will hunt you down and end your life in the middle of the street, on the second floor of the Mall of America, in front of damn school children, on an airplane, I don't care where. But I will destroy your ass one way or another, you are just putting off the inevitable if you don't show up tonight!

Now, get out!!

Iceberg throws Spencer Cohle towards the door. Cohle stumbles to the ground as Iceberg tosses one of the monitors against the wall and is shatters into pieces. Spencer Cohle quickly stands up and runs out of the room.

Elijah Page - The Ego had better hope that Iceberg doesn't literally end his life tonight.

Theo Chaplin - Needless to say, Iceberg is just a little pissed off.

Elijah Page - That's understatement of the year material.

The red, white, and blue strobe start flickering in the rafters of the arena as the Cell high above the ring starts to lower. The noise in the arena grows in anticipation.

Sid Sharpe is racing down a hallway in the back clenching his black Louisville Slugger. He stops and asks everyone he sees where the commissioner's office is but no one seems to know. Sharpe grows increasingly more incensed with each negative response as the scene fades out.

Spencer Cohle is in the back standing by an ambulance.

Spencer Cohle - Da MAB has refused to go to hospital. He got up off of the stretcher and staggered towards his lokcer room mumbling something about the Japan Pro Open. So, we can only assume that he is going to attempt to fight in that match. Back to you Chap.

The fans in the arena cheer as the scene fades out.

Elijah Page - Da MAB is stupider than I thought. He's just lost a a ton of blood in that ring.

Theo Chaplin - He's in no shape to wrestle after that match! I hope, for his ake that someone can convince him to not come back out here.

Elijah Page - It's career suicide.

The Cell is in place as "Walk" by Pantera starts up. John Storm steps through the curtain along with Chris "The Real Deal" Mask and "The Choice" Scotty Cocoa. The raucous Salt Lake City fans are booing Perfection Inc. as they slowly saunter down the ramp and take in the music to their ears. Storm leads the way into the Cell followed by Mask, then Cocoa as...

"Dig" by Mudvayne blasts through the arena. The Progeny walks through the curtain below the StarTron with Distress leading the way. The crowd is cheering for The Progeny as they make their way down the ramp. They stop at the bottom of the Cell and stare at Perfection Inc.

Theo Chaplin - Listen to this. The fans are actually cheering Distress and his buddies!

Elijah Page - What is wrong with them? Was it something he said in their interview earlier?

Theo Chaplin - Must be, I don't see any other reason.

The Progeny is still standing outside the Cell as Major Distraction makes the first move, but not towards the door. Major Distraction starts climbing tothe top of the Cell. Wild Child follows him up as Distress charges through the doorway and slides into the ring like a madman.

Distress barely gets to his feet before he starts getting pounded on by Perfection Inc. They beat him down to the canvas as Wild Child and Major Distraction challenge Perfection Inc. to bemen and come fight them.

Scotty Cocoa leaves the Cell and starts to climb to the top as Mask and Storm whip Distress into the ropes. They try to hit a double team spinebuster on Distress but in mid air he reverses it and delviers double DDT. John Storm rolls out of the ring after impact as Chris Mask's head bounces off of the canvas.

Theo Chaplin - This match is already all over the place. We've got guys in the ring, guys on the floor, guys on the roof.

Elijah Page - At least there aren't any guys hanging from the rafters.

Theo Chaplin - I'm sure that there will be.

Scotty is just reaching the top of the Cell as Wild Child and Major Distraction pull him the rest of the way up and start poundnig on him. John Storm is outside the Cell and is making his way around it to the announce positions.

Storm reaches the other side and grabs a steel chair and tries to toss it on top but it hits the edge and falls back down. Storm tries again and it makes it up. Storm then grabs another chair and hangs on to it while he starts to climb the Cell himself.

Distress has Chris Mask in the corner and is setting him up for a superplex but Mask shoves Distress off. Distress crashes to the mat as Mask unstraddles the top turnbuckle and stands on the second and then attempts a weak double axe handle but Distress raises his boot off of the mat and catches Chris Mask in the jaw.

On top of the Cell, Major Distraction has grabbed the chair that Storm threw on top and Wild Child is holding Cocoa's arms. Major Distraction swings the chair and drills Cocoa right in the head. Cocoa collapses onto the steel mesh of the Cell as John Storm swings his leg over the top edge and gets to his feet.

Theo Chaplin - Storm is on top now, as well.

Elijah Page - Good, now someone will kick The Progeny's collective asses.

Major Distraction charges at Storm with the chair raised above his head but Storm spikes his chair into Major Distraction's stomach. Major Distraction crumples to the top of the Cell as Wild Child, on the other side of the Cell starts to climb down.

Distress is in control of Chris Mask in the ring until Mask reverses and irish whip into the ropes sending Distress in. Chris Mask then hits Distress with a picture perfect dropkick. Mask lifts Distress up off of the canvas and delivers a belly to belly suplex to him.

John Storm lifts Major Distraction to his feet on top of the Cell as Cocoa is slowly regaining his wits about him. John Storm leads Major Distraction to the edge and tries to shove him off but Major Distraction somehow maintains his balance and shoves John Storm backwards towards the middle of the Cell.

Scotty Cocoa comes charging across the Cell with a steel chair and leaps at Major Distraction chair first. Major Distraction just lifts his boot and kicks the chair right into Scotty Cocoa's face.

Theo Chaplin - What a chair shot! Cocoa was in mid air as the chair crushed his face.

Elijah Page - Hey, um, where did Wild Child go?

Theo Chaplin - I don't know, last I saw he was climbing down the Cell over there.

Elijah Page - Well, he's not there now.

The wrestlers in the match don't even notice that Wild Child is missing. Chris Mask has whips Distress to the corner then climbs up the turnbuckles behind him and delivers a second rope bulldog. Mask then lifts Distress up and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Distress reverses and sends Mask into the ropes. When Mask comes off of the ropes Distress catches him in a sleeper hold and locks it in.

Major Distraction has Scotty Cocoa on top of the Cell and has him set up for powerbomb as John Storm clips his knee out from under him. Major Distraction crumples down backwards as Cocoa falls to the steel mesh and Storm gets back up to his feet. Storm grabs one of the steel chairs as Major Distraction stands back up, Storm then slams the chair into the side of his knee and Major Distraction falls again. John Storm then starts to spike the chair into Major Distraction's knee repeatedly.

Theo Chaplin - John Storm is viciously mauling Major Distraction's knee. I've never seen anyone this vicious!

Elijah Page - Yeah, well, Storm is a changed man. And where the hell is that Wild Child guy?

Wild Child is still nowhere to be seen as Distress has Chris Mask down to one knee in the middle of the ring. Mask falls down to both knees as Distress releases the hold and just lets Chris Mask drop easily to the canvas. Distress then lifts Chris Mask back up to his feet and tosses him through the ropes to the concrete. As Chris Mask is getting to his feet on the outside, Distress races off of the ropes and leaps over top drilling Chris Mask with a suicide senton splash.

Theo Chaplin - What a risky move! My god, what a move!!

Distress and Chris Mask are both lying on the concrete as John Storm finally drops the chair. Storm then grabs Major Distractions knee and locks him into a figure four leglock. A now recovered Scotty Cocoa is back on his feet and is kicking Major Distraction's knee while he is in the figure four.

Elijah Page - Erm, Chap, what is that? In the aisle?

A U-Haul Moving van is being backed down the aisle. Slowly the van backs down the entire aisle, around the ramp, and stops just as it reaches the Cell. The fans cheer as Wild Child jumps out of the cab.

Theo Chaplin - It's Wild Child!

Elijah Page - In a U-Haul!?!

Chris Mask and Distress are still both lying on the concrete but Chris Mask starts to stir first. Mask slowly gets to his feet as Distress is still lying on the floor motionless. Chris Mask bends over to lift Distress up and all of a sudden Distress is moving quickly and pulling Mask's head straight into the side of the Cell.

Wild Child has pulled a VCR from the back of the moving and walks in the Cell. Wild Child races around the ring to the other side and tosses the VCR to Distress who slides it into the ring. Distress then lifts Mask up and rolls him into the ring as Wild Child slides into the ring with a 32" television set.

Elijah Page - What' Wild Child planning on doing? Watching "How To" video on how to use a VCR and a TV as a weapon?!

Wild Child lifts Chris Mask up and tries to whip him into the ropes but Chris Mask reverses and sends Wild Child into the ropes. Wild Child comes off of the ropes and Mask delviers a drop toe hold to him sending Wild Child's face smashing through the television screen. Distress is standing on the apron on the outside of the ring holding the VCR with and unconscious Wild Child's head in the TV and the rest of his body just hanging out limply.

Theo Chaplin - Wild Child! His head! His head was just put through that TV screen! Wild Child is not moving!

Elijah Page - He's out cold Chap. That's what you get for watching too much television!

Chris Mask spins around to see Distress standing on the apron. Distress tosses the VCR to Mask who catches and then Distress vaults up onto the top rope and dropkicks the VCR into Chris Mask.

On top of the Cell, John Storm still has Major Distraction in the figure four until Scotty Cocoa tells him to let go and points as the U-Haul parked in the aisle. John Storm gets back up to his feet and he and Cocoa lift Major Distraction to his feet and drag across the top of the Cell to the aisle where the U-Haul is.

Theo Chaplin - No, don't tell me. They wouldn't!

Scotty Cocoa sets major Distraction up between his legs but Major Distration's knee gives out and he crumbles to the top of the Cell. John Storm then grabs Major Distraction and heaves him onto Scotty Cocoa's shoulders in a powerbomb postion. Cocoa then drives Major Distraction straight down towards the roof of the U-Haul. Major Distraction crashes through the roof of the U-Haul and into the storage compartment in the back. The fans in the arena watch in stunned horror as Distress stops putting the boots to a prone Chris Mask.

Theo Chaplin - My god! No! No! That was heinous! Major Distraction was just powerbombed through roof of that moving van by Scotty Cocoa! Stop the match. Stop the damn match!!

Elijah Page - I have never seen anything like that before in my entire life! Ever!!

Scotty Cocoa and John Storm are standing on top of the Cell staring at Major Distraction through the hole in the roof of the moving van as paramedics rush down the aisle next to the van and climb into the back to help an unconscious and bleeding Major Distraction.

Distress takes a few steps towards his buddy in the truck but Chris Mask is back on his feet and delivers an inverted DDT to Distress. Chris Mask then climbs to the second turnbuckle and drives the point of his elbow into Distress' sternum.

The paramedics have immobilized Major Distraction and are pulling him out of the U-Haul. They load him onto a stretcher and wheel him out of the arena as the fans stay silent in shock.

Elijah Page - Chris Mask is schooling Distress right now.

John Storm and Scotty Cocoa are climbing down the side of the Cell as Chris Mask lifts Distress up to his feet. Mask attempts to piledrive him but Distress inadvertently back body drops him onto Wild Child who is still hanging out of the TV. Part of Mask's back slams into a sharp edge of a shard of screen and cuts a gash about 6 inches long open on Mask's back.

John Storm and Scotty Cocoa reach the bottom of the Cell and they each graba chair and walk around to the door. Storm and Cocoa walk back into the Cell for the first time since the beginning of the match. Distress has Chris Mask on his feet and nails the VEX on him as the crowd erupts and Storm and Cocoa slide into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - The VEX, Distress hit the VEX.

Elijah Page - Too bad it's pretty much three on one. Major Distraction is in a Salt Lake City hospital somewhere and Wild Child has been hanging out of that television for about ten minutes and still hasn't moved a muscle.

Storm drops his chair and kicks Distress in the stomach and then piledrives him to the canvas. Storm then picks his chair up again and he and Cocoa align themselves on either side of Distress. Distress is slowly getting to his feet, as is Mask, right in front of him.

Both men reach their feet at the same time and Cocoa and Storm swing their chairs, Distress sees them out of the corner of his eye, pulls Mask backwards a little, and then falls out of the way as John Storm and The Choice nail Chris Mask with a ConChairTo!

Theo Chaplin - Storm and Cocoa just knocked their partner out!

Cocoa and Storm drop their chairs and look at the fallen Chris Mask as Distress takes advantage of the opportunity and drills Scotty Cocoa with the Stinger! But as Distress gets back up to his feet John Storm bounces off of the ropes and nails Distress with the Lights Out!

After a few moments Scotty Cocoa drags himself to his feet again and John Storm lifts Distress up and delivers yet another Lights Out! This time Distress falls to the canvas and doesn't move.

Elijah Page - Distress is out! Perfection Inc. wins!

Theo Chaplin - Not yet Elij, all members on your team must be on their feet for you to win.

Elijah Page - Aw christ.

John Storm and Scotty Cocoa look at Chris Mask who is out cold on the canvas. Then Storm grabs one of Mask's arms and Cocoa's grabs the other and they lift The Real Deal to his feet. The referee calls for the bell as all three members of Perfection Inc. are on their feet.

Elijah Page - Perfection Inc. has won!

Theo Chaplin - But The Progeny, and Distress, sure put up one hell of a damn fight!!

"So What Cha Want" by the Beastie Boys hits as Scotty and John help Chris Mask out of the Cell, past the U-Haul and through the curtain to the back. The song fades as the Cell raises back up to the rafters and Distress slowly comes to and paramedics race down to ringside to attend to Wild Child.

The fans cheer Distress appreciatively as he slowly staggers to the back of the arena on his own accord. PWA technicians rush down to try and clean up the mess and move the U-Haul to get the arena ready for the next match as the scene in the arena fades out.

Sean Donato is standing in the back wearing a suit now after arrving earlier. He is standing next to Technine, wearing his wrestling gear, outside a shower room.

Sean Donato - Technine, you don't have a match here tonight. Why are you in the arena?

Technine - I'm going out there right now to win the Japan Pro Championship!!

Technine walks away from Donato and heads to the ring.

The scene fades to Al Winchester in the back who has an eager look in his eye.

Al Winchester - Ladies and gentlemen, I've got some breaking news! A purple 1988 Ford Mustang with the Minnesota license plate "THE EGO" is parked in the wrestlers parking lot. No one knows when it pulled up but all we can assume is that The Ego has arrived and is in the building!!

The roof blows off of the arena as the fans hear the announcement. The fans are going completely nuts as the scene fades.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego has arrived!

Elijah Page - How did he get past Al? He's been like a hawk on everyone that has gone through that door.

Theo Chaplin - He must have used another door. Well, anyways, The Ego's car is in the parking lot but no one has seen nor heard from him. So, there is still some doubt as to whether or not he is here.

Sid Sharpe is still racing the halls in the back. Finally, he sees a door marked "Commissioner" except that their are four security surrounding it. Sid Sharpe walks up to them.

Sid Sharpe - I'm the president of the Pacific Wrestling Association and I demand that you let me see the commissioner!!

The security guards cross their arms and glare at Sid Sharpe.

Sid Sharpe - I said let me in damnit!! I'm the president of the PWA!! Let me in!!!!

Sid Sharpe is extremely pissed off and threatens the security guards with his baseball bat. The guards stand fast. Sid Sharpe finally just loses it. He clobbers one guard with the bat and knocks another over. The other guards try to restrain Sid but he drills one in the midsection with the bat and nails the other one in the back.

Sid Sharpe then opens the door and charges into the office. It is eerily, silent as the one lamp is sitting on the corner of the desk illuminating the room. The easy chair has its back to the door. Sharpe looks closely and charges towards the chair with the bat raised. He spins the chair around to reveal... a tape recorder.

Sid Sharpe presses the play button.

Voice - Surprise! I'm not in here! I'll see you in the ring. Welcome to your destiny... hell has arrived Sid!!

The fans in the arena erupt as Sid Sharpe is absolutely livid. He swings the bat at the lamp and sends it flying out the door and it smashes into the wall across the hall. He then tosses the chair into the wall and flips the desk. He starts beating the desk with the bat until the bat eventually splits in two.

Sid is still grasping the splintered handle as he storms out of the office.

"Tier" by Rammstein starts up as Doomhammer walks through the curtain. Kaine Doomhammer walks to the ring and climbs in as...

"Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child blasts into the E Center. Former Pacific International Champion, Hugh Jorgan walks through the curtain to no reaction at all. He walksslowly to the ring and slides in as...

Some Techno music hits as Scotty Cocoa splits the curtain. The fans' boos roar out as Scotty Cocoa returns to the ring after his heinous act a few moments ago. Scotty Cocoa slides into the ring. Then...

"Blow Your Mind" by Redman starts up and Technine walks through the curtain. Technine walks to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and gets into the ring as...

"Dig" by Mudvayne starts up and the fans cheer as Distress walks through the curtain below the StarTron. Distress makes his way down the aisle with the fans behind him and then he slides into the ring as...

"So What Cha Want" by the Beastie Boys blasts into the arena. Chris "The Real Deal" Mask walks through the curtain still somewhat dazed from his hellacious match earlier on. Chris Mask walks down the aisle and climbs into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - I don't think that Chris should be out here again. He got his bell rung pretty good with that ConChairTo earlier.

Elijah Page - He's a tough SOB. He'll be fine... I hope.

"Nightmare" by Da MAB starts up and the crowd cheers but noone comes through the curtain. "Nightmare" starts up again and again noone comes through the curtain. The StarTron shows Da MAB in the back using the wall to hold himself and trying to get to the ring. Razzle Dazzle Girl is crying and trying to stop him as...

"Walk" by Pantera blasts through the PA system. John Storm walks through the curtain to a tremendous amount of boos. Storm heads down the aisle and sldies into the ring as the bell rings and all hell beraks loose.

Theo Chaplin - This is a nuthouse. I can't tell what the heckis going in there.

Elijah Page - Well, there's Technine, he's already pulled a table out and set it up on the concrete.

Technine slid out of the ring at the bell and set up a table. Technine then slides back into the ring and grabs Kaine Doomhammer. Technine and Doomhammer lock up. Perfection Inc. are triple teaming Distress who is trying to protect himself and roll out of the ring but Storm grabs him before he can get out. Hugh Jorgan is just sitting on the turnbcukle watching and saving himself.

Technine gets Doomhammer into a side headlock but Doomhammer whips Technine into the ropes and delivers a big boot. Doomhammer lifts Technine up by the neck and chokes him in mid air. John Storm has Distress set up for a brainbuster but Distress rolls him up into a small package as one of the referee's drops to the mat to count; 1... Mask kicks Distress in the back breaking up the count.

Theo Chaplin - Distress is doing the best he can , 3 on 1.

Jorgan is still just sitting there as Doomhammer whips Technine to the corner. Doomhammer charges Technine but Technine gets his boots up into Doomhammer's jaw. Technine then jumps up to the second turnbuckle and dropkicks Doomhammer sending him staggering backwards.

Technine quickly gets back up to his feet right by the ropes and Doomhammer charges at him. At the last second Technine drops his shoulders and back body drops Doomhammer over the top rope and through the table on the outside. Doomhammer lands with a sickening thud as Technine quickly slides out of the ring and covers Doomhammer. One the referee's rushes around the ring to count the fall; 1......... 2......... 3!

Theo Chaplin - Doomhammer was just eliminated by Technine!

Technine is getting back to his feet as Jorgan stands up onto the top turnbuckle and delivers a cross body block to Technine on the outside. Perfection Inc. have Distress in a corner and each one is taking shots at him. Scotty Cocoa rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.

He slides back in and walks to the corner. Storm and Mask stand back as Cocoa swings the chair right at Distress head. Distress ducks, Cocoa drills the top turnbuckle, the chair bounces out of his hands, and Distress catches it. Just as quickly Distress drills Cocoa right between the eyes knocking down to the canvas.

Theo Chaplin - Distress just turned the tables!!

Elijah Page - It won't last long. He can't hold them off.

Hugh Jorgan has rolled Technine onto the Spanish announce table as Jorge Losoda and Javier Vasquez scatter. Jorgan then rolls onto the table himself and attempts to piledrive Technine but Technine blocks it, stands up straight, and body slams Hugh Jorgan to the concrete off of the table. Technine then leaps off of the table with a shooting star press and lands hard on the Jorgan but stuns himself on impact. Technine is unaware that he is lying on top of Hugh Jorgan as the referee starts to count; 1......... 2......... 3.

Theo Chaplin - My god, Technine has just eliminated Jorgan, without even knowing.

Elijah Page - Yeah, there's a sign of a true champion. Ha. He's going nowhere fast!

Technine is still lying on the outside of the ring as Distress has fended Storm and Mask off with the steel chair in the ring. Cocoa is still lying on te canvas as Distress climbs out to the apron while Mask and Storm wonder what the hell he is doing.

Mask charges at him but Distress throws the chair at him. Mask stops and catches it as Distress vaults up onto the top rope and delivers a springboard dropkick to Chris Mask for the second time tonight, slamming the chair into his already woozy head. Before Distress can even get to his feet John Storm is on him like a dog on meat. Storm violently lifts Distress to his feet and drives him into the mat with a T-bone suplex.

Technine is slowly getting to his feet on the outside as JOhn Storm locks in a dragon sleeper on his Distress to wear him down. Technine slide into the ring and heads over to Scotty Cocoa who is on his knees. Technine lifts him up and swings a punch but Cocoa ducks and then drills him with No Choice!

Theo Chaplin - No Choice! Cocoa just hit it!

Elijah Page - Yes!

Cocoa falls on top of Technine as the referee drops to the mat to count; 1............... 2.................. 3! Chris Mask has rolled out of the ring and is kneeling on the concrete supprotig himself with an arm on the apron.

Scotty Cocoa rolls out of the ring and talks with Chris Mask. Cocoa then flips the apron up and looks under the ring for something. He pulls out a two by four with a cloth tied around it. Cocoa then pulls out a cannister of gasoline and slides into the ring.

Cocoa pours gas all over the cloth and then Mask tosses him a lighter from outside. Cocoa raise the two by four high over his head in one arm and the lighter in the other and lights it.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell is he doing? He's gone completely nuts!

Elijah Page - Hey. Hey! Look at the entrance!

Da MAB has finally made it to the arena and is stumbling and staggering down the aisle with Razzle Dazzle Girl trying to plead with him. A still wozzy Chris Mask spins around to see Da MAB trying to walk down the aisle and reaches under the ring for something. He pulls a fire extinguisher out and walks up the aisle to the entrance where Da MAB is trying to shake some cobwebs so he can continue down the ring.

John Storm has released Distress from the dragon sleeper and he and the flaming two by four weilding Cocoa wait for Distress to stand up. Scotty Cocoa swings the two by four at Distress who is partially out of it. Distress manages to duck but Cocoa comes right back and spikes it right into his stomach burning some flesh and knocking Distress backwards through the ropes to the concrete.

Theo Chaplin - My god, you can smell that from here! By the StarTron Chris Mask is approaching Da MAB with the fire extinguisher. Mask hoists the extinguisher over his head as Da MAB falls to one knee. Mask swings the fire extinguisher down towards Da MAB but Da MAB manages to roll out of the way and drop toe hold Mask to the ground causing him to drop the fire extinguisher.

Chris Mask gets back up to his feet as Da MAB is still just lying there unable to get to his feet. Chris Mask approaches Da MAB and tries to lift him up but Da MAB rolls him up into a schoolboy as a referee sprints up the aisle to make the count; 1............ 2..................... Mask just barely kicks out.

Theo Chaplin - Come on! Da MAB had him pinned if that referee was there faster.

Elijah Page - He's not superman Chap. Besides, Da MAB isn't going to win.

Chris Mask furiously stands back up on his feet and grabs the fire extinguisher. He then wakls back to Da MAB where Razzle Dazzle Girl is trying to protect him but putting her body in the way begging for mercy. Chris Mask pushes her out of the way to the ground as the fans boo. Chris Mask then slams the extinguisher into Da MAB's back.

Mask then lifts it back up and slams it into Da MAB's back once again. Mask then drops the fire extinguisher with a ting and hoists Da MAB to his feet. The Real Deal delivers the Reality Check to Da MAB slamming his head right into the fire extinguisher. Mask then rolls on top of him and the referee counts; 1.................. 2........................ 3!

Theo Chaplin - Someone get help out here for Da MAB! Now!!!

Elijah Page - Da MAB has been eliminated!

Paramedics race out from backstage as Chris Mask leaves Da MAB lying in a heap on the floor and heads back to the ring. Paramedics stablizie Da MAB and then hoist him onto the stretcher as a PWA official takes care of a hysteric Razzle Dazzle Girl. Da MAB is stretchered out of the arena as the fans cheer his effort.

Back in the ring Cocoa has extinguished the flaming two by four and has discarded it while John Storm was outside the ring with whipping Distress into the steel stairs.

Theo Chaplin - This has got to stop! One man can't take all of this punishment! Distress has put a damn valiant effort but when it's two on one, three on one, you just don't have a damn chance.

John Storm rolls Distress back into the ring and Chris Mask whips him into the ropes and attempts a back body drop but Distress grabs his head and slams him backwards into the canvas. Scotty Cocoa grabs Distress before he can do anymore damage but Distress kicks him in the stomach and drills him with the VEX!

John Storm has had enough and just like earlier, as Distress stands back Storm bounces off of the ropes and nails Distress with the Lights Out. John Storm then covers Distress as one of the referee's counts; 1......................... 2.............................. 3!

Theo Chaplin - Distress has been eliminated. Finally. Distress put a helluva a fight 'til the end but just couldn't overcome the odds.

Elijah Page - What are you talking about Chap? It's every man for himself in there.

Perfection Inc. is left. Scotty Cocoa is still out on the mat after the VEX as Chris Mask crawls along the canvas and drapes his arm across Cocoa's chest. The referee drops to the mat and counts; 1..................... 2........................ Cocoa sneaks his shoulder up as John Storm just watched on.

As Chris Mask struggles back to his feet John Storm bounces off of the ropes and attempts to drill Mask with the Lights Out but Mask ducks under and spins around and then hits the Reality Check on Storm. Chris Mask covers Storm as the referee counts; 1..................................... 2............................ 3!

Theo Chaplin - Mask just eliminated his buddy Storm!

Elijah Page - I'm going to bet that a Perfection Inc. member is going to win this match.

Theo Chaplin - Idiot.

Chris Mask and Scotty Cocoa are left as John Storm rolls out of the ring and watches on from ringside. Cocoa is back on his feet as Mask gets to his. They stare each other right in the eye shake each others left hand and then both throw a right hook at the same time. They both knock each other backwards and then lock up in the middle of the ring. Chris Mask gets Cocoa into an arm wrench but Cocoa pulls his arm away from Mask.

They lock up again but this time Cocoa whips Mask into the ropes and delivers a shoulder block and Mask stops dead. Cocoa then bounces off of the ropes and Mask delviers a shoulder block, stopping Cocoa dead in his tracks. Scotty Cocoa then kicks Chris Mask in the stomach and DDT's him.

John Storm grabs the ring bell table and tosses it into the ring for no reason. Cocoa just looks at him and grabs the bell table. Cocoa hoists it up into the air and slams it down into Chris Mask's stomach. Cocoa then drops the table and lifts Mask to his feet.

Theo Chaplin - What did Storm do that for?

Elijah Page - There aren't any rules. He can do whatever he wants.

Theo Chaplin - But he's not in the match anymore.

Scotty Cocoa attempts to delvier a spinebuster to Chris Mask but Mask manages to block it and deliver a brainbuster to Cocoa. John Storm grabs a kitchen sink from under the ring and tosses it in. Chris Mask grabs it and slams Cocoa in the stomach with it. As John Storm has pulled two tables out from under the ring on the outside.

Chris Mask lifts Cocoa back up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Cocoa comes off of the ropes and ducks under a clothesline. Cocoa bounces off of the opposite roeps only to receive a sidewalk slam from Chris Mask. John Storm has set the table up side by side on the outside at the end of the aisle with about eight feet from the apron to the tables. Storm then douses then in gasoline as Chris Mask drops a knee to Cocoa's shoulder.

Theo Chaplin - What in blue blazes is Storm doing?

Elijah Page - Well, you got blazes right. But it's not going to be blue. From the looks of it the blaze is red and orange.

John Storm has lit the tables on the fire using a rag and a lighter. The tables are flaming as Chris Mask has Cocoa in an fujiwara armbar. Chris Mask releases the armbar and rolls Cocoa to the apron by where the flaming tables are. He rolls Cocoa out onto the apron and climbs out to the apron himself. He lifts Cocoa to his feet then bends him over and sets him up for a powerbomb.

Cocoa pulls out of the powerbomb position and kicks Mask in the stomach. Cocoa then drills Mask with The Choice straight down onto the concrete between the tables and the ring. Both men land with a hard thud as John Storm watches on from a distance. Both men are lying prone on the gournd until Cocoa stirs a little and pulls himself up to his knees.

Cocoa uses the apron and pulls himself up to his feet and then he lifts Mask to his feet and rolls him back onto the apron. Cocoa climbs up onto the apron and lifts Mask to his feet on there. Cocoa tries to throw Mask through the tables from the apron but Mask is hanging onto the ropes.

Theo Chaplin - Oh god. Cocoa's not actually trying to throw into those flaming tables is he?

Scotty Cocoa tries again but can't get Mask to let go. The two men then start to struggle and Mask lets go of the rope and both men try to throw each other through. Cocoa and Mask fly through the air together and crash through the flaming tables. Mask lands on top Cocoa who is lying on his back with his shoulders on the ground. Both men are out as the the fire is somewhat extinguished the tables are still smoldering.

One of the referee notices that Mask has Cocoa's shoulders pinned to the ground and drops to the concrete to cunt; 1............................... 2......................................... 3!!!!!

Elijah Page - Holy shit!! Chris Mask has just won the Japan Pro Championship but...

Theo Chaplin - ... they're both out of it.

Joghn Storm pulls Cocoa and Mask out from the wreckage of the tables as PWA technicians rush down the aisle with fire extinguishers to make sure that the table was put out completely. John Storm grabs the Japan Pro Championship as Mask slowly comes to. Storm hands it to him and then helps him to his feet but Mask collapses.

Scotty Cocoa has come to and has managed to struggle to his feet using the security barrier. Paramedics rush down the aisle and load Mask onto a stretcher, still grasping the Japan Pro Title. John Storm helps Cocoa to the back as the scene in the arena fades out.

An American flag beachball breaks out in the stands and bounces around the lower deck. Security guards are letting it go for awhile, heck, one of the guards hit it himself. The head of security grabs the ball and deflates it and berates the security guards who let it go as the fans boo him.

Sid Sharpe is shown still clutching the splintered end of the baseball and muttering to himself.

Sid Sharpe - Hell. Hell. My destiny. Hell. I'm not scared of him. I'm the president of the PWA.

Sid Sharpe is slowly walking towards the curtain backstage as a uniformed police officer walk up to him.

Officer - Mr. Sharpe will you come with us. We have reports that you assaulted four security guards.

Sid Sharpe doesn't notice the officer and keeps muttering to himself.

Officer - Sir?

Sharpe still hasn't noticed the officer and is still clutching the end of the bat with white knuckles mumbling to himself. The officer pulls his hand cuffs out of his belt and cuffs Sid Sharpe. Who glares at the cop.

Sid Sharpe - I'm Sid Sharpe, you can't arrest me. I'm the president of the PWA. I run this place. You're fired.

Officer - Um, you can't actually fire me, I don't work for you.

Sid Sharpe - Well, do you have a search warrant?

Officer - Well, no.

Sid Sharpe - Then that's means you are trespassing on what is PWA property for this evening. I'm the president of the PWA. Get out before I have you arrested.

The officer uncuffs Sharpe and towards the exit of the arena as Sid Sharpe goes back to muttering to himself still hanging onto the splintered baseball bat as the scene fades.

Theo Chaplin - Sid Sharpe has completely lost it. There is no other explanation. Whoever this new commissioner is he's really gotten to Sid Sharpe like no one else before.

Elijah Page - I hate to say it but you're right Chap. Sharpe has never had anyone challenge his authority to this extent!

Iceberg is shown walking towards the ring in the back as Sean Donato walks up to him.

Sean Donato - Any last thoughts Iceberg?

Iceberg completely ignores Donato, completely focused on the match, almost trance like. Iceberg is determined to end The Ego's wrestling career and continues walking to towards the ring as the scene fades.

Theo Chaplin - Iceberg is bent on destroying The Ego's wrestling career!

Elijah Page - Good. I can't stand that buffoon.

Theo Chaplin - He's the Pacific International Champion. The Master of the Ladder. And the Saviour of the PWA. I think that he deserves a little respect.

Elijah Page - He's an idiot!!

The scene fades into Al Winchester who is still wearng his American flag top hat standing by the back entrance.

Al Winchester - Chap, the people backstage are still skeptical as to whether or not The Ego is actually in the building. No one has seen nore heard from him yet and his match is next.

Theo Chaplin - Thanks Al. We'll find out right now!!!

"When Something Stands For Nothing" starts up and the eight lumberjacks make their way down to ringside. John Storm is first through the curtain along with a recoverd Scotty Cocoa as the fans boo. Storm and Cocoa are both carrying steel chairs. Chris Ponger is next out wearing his Canadian Championship and carrying a Singapore Cane. Right behind him is Sammy Stevenson who is carrying a STOP sign.

Distress walks through the curtain and crowd cheers as he carries his beaten body to the ring with a two by four in hand. Technine follows Distress down to ringside carrying a megaphone. The One follows Technine out carrying a kendo stick. The fans wait for the eighth lumberjack but he doesn't come.

Theo Chaplin - You know, I bet that the eighth lumberjack must have been Da MAB.

Elijah Page - Or maybe Chris Mask or Major Distraction or Wild Child.

Theo Chaplin - Yeah, they were carried out of here on stretchers.

"No Mo Play in GA" by Pastor Troy roars into the arena as the crowd begins to boo mericilessly. Iceberg walks through the curtain below the StarTron and walks pointfully down the aisle. He passes the barbed wire ladder and the lumberkjacks spread the allow him into the ring as...

"Fat Lip" blasts into the arena only be drowned out as the fans erupt. After a minute the curtain parts and... The Ego walks through as the crowd blows the roof off of the E Center! The Ego walks down the aisle with the crowd going nuts. The Ego stops at the bottom of the ladder and looks up at it. The Ego grins, races past the lumberjacks as they spread out, and then dives into the ring.

The Ego is on his feet and has speared Iceberg and the crowd has erupted once again before Iceberg knows what hit him. The Ego jumps onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air, getting the crowd to roar louder. Iceberg gets back up to his feet again and shoves The Ego over the top rope to the concrete.

Storm, Cocoa, Ponger, and Smooth all start to kick The Ego down until Distress, The One, and Technine pull them off and The Ego rolls back into the ring. Iceberg grabs The Ego and whips him into the ropes but The Ego leaps up onto the second rope and springboards off backwards delivering a back elbow to Iceberg.

Theo Chaplin - What an innovative reversal by The Ego.

Elijah Page - That's cheating. There is no way that Iceberg could have seen that coming!

The Ego drops a quick leg to Iceberg then lifts him back up to his feet. The Ego snap suplexes Iceberg but hangs on, rolls over, and stands up again only too deliver a second, then a third. The crowd cheers after The Ego hits the trifecta of snap suplexes.

The Ego runs at the ropes and leaps to the second rope again. This time his flies through the air with a springboard moonsault but Iceberg gets his knees up and plants them firmly into The Ego's midsection as he lands. Iceberg gets back up to his feet to capitalize on the situation.

Iceberg lifts The Ego back up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Iceberg then charges in and drills The Ego with an avalanche. Iceberg then hoists The Ego onto his shoulder and spikes him into the mat with a running powerslam.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego was just embedded into the ring.

Elijah Page - Damn straight.

Iceberg bounces off of the ropes to get momentum for an elbow drop but Distress grabs his ankle and Iceberg falls flat on his face. Iceberg gets back up to his feet and turns around to yell at Distress as The Ego gets back up to his feet and dropkicks Iceberg in the back and sends him crashing through the ropes to the outside.

Iceberg lands at the feet of Distress, Technine, and The One who all start pounding on him until the two Perfection Inc. members, Smooth, and Ponger race around the ring and yank the three other lumberjacks off of Iceberg. Chris Ponger lifts Iceberg up and rolls him back into the ring where The Ego is waiting.

The Ego waits for Iceberg to stand up then runs at him. The Ego leaps up to attempt a hurricanrana but Iceberg ducks his head a little and pushes The Ego right past him and sends him crashing into the turnbuckle chin first. Iceberg spins around as The Ego slumps to a sitting position in the corner and charges right at him. Iceberg connects with a running knee to the side of The Ego's head.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego may have just had his head knocked right off.

Elijah Page - Well, at least it won't affect his brain capacity. I don't think that you can get lower than 0.

Theo Chaplin - Oh will you stop it!

Iceberg pulls The Ego out of the corner and piledrives him right in the middle of the ring. Iceberg follows it up with a two leg drops and then climbs to the second turnbuckle and connects with another leg drop. Iceberg looks at the barbed wire ladder standing in the aisle but lifts The Ego to his feet instead.

Iceberg whips The Ego into the ropes and The Ego bounces off and leap frogs a back body drop attempt. Iceberg then attempts a clothesline but The Ego ducks under and bounces off of the opposite ropes. The Ego comes off of the opposite ropes and hits a flying cross body block on Iceberg. The Ego's momentum carries his roll right out of the ring.

Storm, Cocoa, Ponger, and Stevenson all race around the ring. Ponger lifts The Ego to his feet as Storm and Cocoa set up for a ConChairTo but The Ego ducks as they swing and the Perfection Inc. members drop their chairs. The Ego grabs one and drill Ponger over the head with and then delivers a shot to Stevenson stomach to the roar of the crowd. The Ego slides back into the ring with the chair in his hand.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego just took on Iceberg's lumberjacks.

Elijah Page - He's got a chair in the ring!

Theo Chaplin - It's completely legal.

Iceberg is back on his feet so The Ego drops the chair to the canvas and locks up with Iceberg. The two grapple for awhile until Iceberg gets The Ego into a side headlock. The Ego tries to push Iceberg off the ropes but Iceberg hangs onto his grip. The Ego tries again but Iceberg strengthen his hold. The Ego then lifts Iceberg up and delivers a high angle belly to back suplex to Iceberg right down onto the chair.

Iceberg's back arches off of the mat ashe connects with the chair. The Ego gets to his feet and runs off of the ropes but John Storm grabs his foot and The Ego stumbles to a stop. The Ego then turns around vaults onto the top rope and delivers a springboard shooting star press to Storm, Cocoa, Ponger, and Stevenson on the outside as the crowd erupts.

Theo Chaplin - The Ego just flattened Iceberg's lumberjacks!

Elijah Page - He can't do that! The lumberjacks aren't in the match. That's cheating.

Theo Chaplin - He can and he just did.

The Ego quickly climbs back into the ring and grabs Iceberg as he gets to his knees. The Ego whips him to the corner and then charges at him. At the last second The Ego does a hand stand flinging his legs up and back around Iceberg's head. The Ego then delivers a flying head scissors to Iceberg pulling out of the corner.

Theo Chaplin - I have never seen anything like that move in my life!

Elijah Page - Come on, you can't debut new moves... that's cheating.

Theo Chaplin - Is everything that The Ego does cheating, to you?

Elijah Page - No, not everyth... yes. Yes, everything The Ego does is cheating!

Iceberg is lying with his back on the cnavas as The Ego grabs his feet and lifts his legs straight up. The Ego then jumps forward and delivers a somersualt senton splash to Iceberg as the crowd cheers. The Ego then grabs the steel chair and lays it across Iceberg's chest and climbs to the top turnbuckle.

The Ego gains his balance, raises his arms in the air, and then leaps off with an attemtpted frogsplash but Iceberg tosses the chair into the air at The Ego. The chair hits The Ego but gravity is still pulling him down to the canvas so he and the chair both crash onto Iceberg. The Ego rolls of Iceberg and both men lie on the canvas writhing in pain.

Theo Chaplin - My god, what an inadvertent chair shot by The Ego!! Henever ceases to amaze me!

Elijah Page - That's...

Theo Chaplin - Shut up! Don't say it! Just don't even say it!

Elijah Page - ... cheating.

Both men are lying on the canvas in pain as the seven lumberjacks watch on. Distress starts pounding on the apron trying to rally the fans behind The Ego. The fans start clapping along until they reach a crescendo and just start cheering. The Ego is slowly stirring and both men get to their knees at the same time. Iceberg grabs the middle rope and pulls himself to his feet as The Ego stands on his own in the middle of the ring.

Iceberg and The Ego stare at each other for what seems like an eternity but then race at each other and knock each other out with a double clothesline. Both men are down on the mat again.

Theo Chaplin - Both of these men are tired out.

Elijah Page - Deja vu.

Iceberg is lying face-down on the mat as The Ego is staring up at the lights, the PWA Pacific International Championship swinging high over him. He moves, only slightly. Distress, The One and Technine begin slamming their fists down on the mat as hard as they can, trying to gain momentum for The Ego. The Ego climbs slowly to his feet, using the ropes to his advantage. Iceberg has rolled out of the ring, his lumberjacks checking on him. The Ego stares up at the ceiling where his title hangs, and then sends his lumberjacks to grab the barbed-wire ladder for the first time in this match-up.

Elijah Page- Now is where the real action begins!!!

Theo Chaplin- That ladder is a razor sharp death trap, but it is the only way up to that prize, the PWA Pacific International Championship!

A chorus of boos erupt throughout the arena as Chris Ponger, Scotty Cocoa, John Storm and Sammy Stevenson all make their way over to where The Ego's lumberjacks are preparing to carry the ladder to the ring. Cocoa slams the face of The One against the barbed wire of the ladder, gashing him open. The One stumbles forward, but gets hit with a DDT on the concrete by 'Smooth' Sammy Stevenson. John Storm nails Distress with a hard right, as the two men explode into a huge fistfight. The Ego is up against the ropes watching this as Iceberg comes from behind with a hard low blow. Iceberg then spins The Ego around and nails the Ice Pick!!

Elijah Page- The time has come to crown a new Pacific International Champion!! And what a better man than Iceberg?!?

Theo Chaplin- I wouldn't speak so soon!

Cocoa has gained possession of the ladder, as he drags it toward the ring. The barbed wire catches on his hand and he drops the ladder. Iceberg rolls out of the ring and pulls the ladder in himself. He lifts it high above his head to drop over the back of The Ego, but The Ego, out of nowhere hits Iceberg in the midsection, making him drop the ladder. The Ego fights back hard from his knees. He backs Iceberg into the ropes, as The Ego is now on his feet. He whips Iceberg, and on the rebound, goes for a back body, but Iceberg catches The Ego and hits a piledriver, right onto the barbed wire wrapped ladder.

Theo Chaplin - Ohhhhh!!! Big mistake by The Ego right there!

Elijah Page - Big mistake...HUGE ratings!

On the outside of the ring, The Ego's lumberjacks have fought back. John Storm is lying on the concrete, blood covering his face. Scotty Cocoa and Distress are brawling throughout the crowd as Technine and The One are each fighting Chris Ponger and Sammy Stevenson respectively.

Theo Chaplin - Total chaos on the outside!!

On the inside of the ring, Iceberg has finally set the ladder up and is on his way up, but Technine and The One roll into the ring. Iceberg sees them and tries to "shoo" them off, but to no avail. Both men take their stand and shove the ladder, sending Iceberg flying through the air. He lands on the concrete on the outside. A "Holy Shit" chant erupts.

Elijah Page - That's cheating!! The lumberjacks are only supposed to get involved on the outside of the ring!

Theo Chaplin - I'm afraid I'll have to agree with you on that one there Eli!

Technine sets the ladder up again as The One helps The bloody Ego to his feet. He slowly starts to pull his heavily fatigued and strained body up the ladder, rung by rung. The boos erupt again as Sid Sharpe walks down the aisle still grasping the splintered end of the baseball bat. He looks like he's had a rough night.

Theo Chaplin - Now what the hell is he doing here!?!

Elijah Page - Here he comes to save the daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!

The Ego is still climbing, but Sid Sharpe jams the end of the bat right into The Ego's leg. The Ego falls from the ladder with the end of the baseball sticking out of his leg. Sid Sharpe flips The Ego off and rolls out of the ring as The Ego writhes around on the mat with a the bat stuck in his leg.

Sharpe reaches under the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher. Sid rolls back in with it and gets to his feet. Sharpe walks over to where The Ego is screaming and writhing in pain on the canvas and then clenches the levers together, sending the fire extinguisher foam into the face of The Ego. Sid drops the fire extinguisher as The Ego's eyes are being burned by the cold foam.

Elijah Page- Ahhhhhhhhh this is great!!Ahhhhhaaahhhhahhahaha!!

Theo Chaplin- Oh stop!!

Elijah Page- I can't help it! It's hysterical!

Sid Sharpe locks in Iceberg's own finsiher, the Frost Bite on the same leg of that The Ego has the bat still jammed into as Iceberg rolls back into the ring and climbs the ladder. Iceberg slowly climbs to the top as Sid Sharpe does even more damage to The Ego's leg. Iceberg reaches the top and grasps the Pacific International Championship and pulls it down off of the ring. Iceberg then falls down to the canvas holding onto it tightly.

Elijah Page- Yess!!!! I told you!! Iceberg is the new Pacific International Champion! Oh what a day in sports entertainment history!!!

Theo Chaplin- That was a CHEAP victory if you ask me!

Elijah Page- Well, I didn't. So hush!!

All of the lumberjacks have fought their way to the back as PWA referees, officials, and security race down the ramp followed closely by paramedics. They all slide into the ring and pull an psychotic Sid Sharpe off of The Ego and hold him back.

The paramedics strap The Ego down to the stretcher as they put pressure above the puncture in his leg from the baseball bat to stop the bleeding. The paramedics then rush The Ego to the back. Iceberg has left the ring with his newly won Pacific International Championship and is on way through the curtain as Sid Sharpe grabs the mic.

Sid Sharpe - Ha, ha. Just as I thought. I new that that yellow bellied new commissioner wouldn't show his face because I am the president of the PWA and no one gets the better of me! Not my brother Steve, not The Ego, and especially not you!!

The fans boo Sid Sharpe mercilessly as "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica roars into the arena. Sid Sharpe's gaze falls towards the entrance as do the rest of the fans' gazes in the arena.

Theo Chaplin - This must be the new commissioner!!

Elijah Page - Nah, probably just a problem with the audio.

After a minute or so of the song the curtain parts and a myterious man wearing a raincoat with the hood covering his face and using crutches hobbles through the entrance as the fans cheer in anticipation.

Sid Sharpe - Show yourself you coward! Or are you too scared?!

The new commissioner reaches up and grasps the sides of his hood. He pulls the hood off to reveal.... The Ego!!!! He has huge grin on his face regardless of the pain in his leg as the crowd blows the roof off of the arena once more as Sid Sharpe's eyes "pop out of his head."

Theo Chaplin - The Ego?! The Ego is the new commissioner!?! My god, what is in store for the Pacific Wrestling Association. The Ego!!

Before You ends with The Ego standing, supported by crutches, below the StarTron and Sid Sharpe flipping out in the ring. The camera zooms in on The Ego's grinning face and then quickly switches to Sid Sharpe's horrified look at The Ego as Before You fades to an end!!!

[Credits] Drew Rayne - Match 1 Tyler Compton - Matches 2 & 4 C Mac - Match 3, Half of Match 5 & Fillers Sid Sharpe - Last Half of Match 5 Return to the Pacific Wrestling Association