All Hallow's Hoax
[Live]
October 31, 2001

[Staples Center]
Los Angeles, California


Smoke fills the Staples Center. From the rafters down to the concrete floor the smoke thickens. A guitar riff blasts through the speakers as redand grey laser lights pierce the heavy smoke. A fire is ignited on the stage as the riff picks up a little. Through the fire rises... Rob Zombie. The rest of the band is sitting around him on the massive 'elevator'. Zombie is performing "Demonoid Phenomenon" as the crowd roars its approval.

The 'elevator' stops and Zombie walks through the fire to the front of the stage where he begins to sing the lyrics. The fans directly in front of the stage are bouncing up and down in a mosh pit like fashion. One of Zombie's crew members run and jumps off of the end ofthe stage and surfs the crowd.

Most of the smoke has dissipated and red fireworks are exploding all over the arena. More smoke begins to blast out the nostrils of the giant skull sitting high over the entrance. Red spotlights are piercing out of the eyes of the werewolf which is sitting right next to the skull above the entrance.

As Zombie bounces around on stage singing the All Hallow's Hoax anthem the oval PacificVision to the right of the stage is showing the cameras scanning the arena with the fans waving their posters wildly.

Zombie continues to roar the lyrics to "Demonoid Phenomenon" as more of his crew crowd surfs. The cameras switch back and forth between the stage divers and showing signs such as "Diamonds Are Forever" "RDG Will You Marry Me?" and "False Wind Is Sooo Sexy!" The song slowly fades to a finish as Zombie and his band slowly ride the elevator back down through the stage and the fire slowly extinguishes.

An instrumental version of "Demonoid Phenomenon" begins to play on the PA system and the cameras continue scanning the arena for signs. Revealing ones such as "Chris Ponger Is Cool" "I'm A Nightmare" and "I Am Technine!"

Theo Chaplin - Welcome to Los Angeles, California!! Where the Pacific Wrestling Association will present All Hallow's Hoax!!!!!!

The cameras scan the arena some more as smoke keeps billowing out of the skull and the red spotlights of the werewolf's eyes keep flying around the arena. Some more signs, such as "PWA = Greatness" "Where Am I?" and "Rob Zombie Rocks," are revealed.

Theo Chaplin - Happy Halloween everyone and welcome to the Staples Center. I'm Theo Chaplin and this is...

Elijah Page - Elijah "How Come No One Bought My Book?" Page

Theo Chaplin - Tonight the PWA will present you with one of the most heavily hyped Pay Per View's in the IWF/PWA's storied history. Tonight, we've got a man who is trying to attain a dream and win his first ever Pacific International Championship. Da MAB and Iceberg finally meet after a month of jockeying and and one-up-manship.

Elijah Page - And Dragon finally gets to destroy Chris Ponger for the Rocky Mountain Championship after two weeks of giving him a little taste.

Theo Chaplin - Let's not forget about the two girlfriends who will be fighting over the stipulation of the main event. Da MAB's main squeeze, Razzle Dazzle Girl will be fighting Iceberg's girl, Amber.

Elijah Page - And after that match is over the main event will be an I Quit match and not Stairway to Hell because there is no way RDG will beat Amber.

Theo Chaplin - Chris Diamond finally gets the opportunity to reclaim what is rightfully his. Diamond will meet Lord Kaine Doomhammer in an mini hockey rink which has been erected here in Staples Center.

Elijah Page - Diamond will never see the Canadian Championship again after Lord Doomhammer is through with him. As a matter of fact Diamond will be seeing stars.

Theo Chaplin - And two members of Da Konnection along with Redstar have the opportunity to try and take the Japan Pro Championship from around the waist of Brazilian, Marcello Dias.

Elijah Page - And False Wind and Miami Missile's feud will spill over into PWA rings as they square off in the 20 foot high domed cell in the first ever All Hallow's Hell match!!


Japan Pro Championship
Japan Pro Championship

"Seek and Destory" roars into the arena as the matches begin. Redstar walks through the curtain below the skull and werewolf head. Red spotlights follow Redstar down the ramp and he climbs into the ring as...

"T Dot Anthem" by IRS rips into the Staples Center. The curtain parts and JaMo walks through. JaMo strolls down the ramp taking his time and slides into the ring. JaMo and Redstar stand toe to toe but the referee gets in between them and sends them to their respective corners. Then...

"Blow Your Mind" by Redman's blasts through the PA system. The crowd cheers as Technine walks through the curtain. Technine gets part way down the ramp and red fireworks shoot up from the corners of the ring. Technine walks the rest of the way down the ramp and slides into the ring. Technine and JaMo gang up and back Redstar into a corner. Once again the referee manages to separate the men as...

"Roots Bloody Roots" by Sepultura starts up. Marcello Dias walks through the curtain with the Japan Pro Championship hung around his waist. Dias raises his arms at the top of the ramp and is received with a mix of cheers and boos. Dias walks down the as yellow strobe lights rapidly flash on and off. Marcello Dias slides into the ring.

Technine and JaMo are standing together in one corner while Redstar and Dias are ech in their own corner. Redstar then looks at Dias who looks right back at him. Dias then looks towards Technine and JaMo and Redstar nods his head. Marcello Dias then races towards Technine and JaMo as Redstar stands still. Before Dias realizes it Technine and JaMo have nailed him with a double spinebuster.

Elijah Page - Great move by Redstar. This is an elimination match and if you can get the champ eliminated first then it'll be smooth sailing the rest of the way.

Redstar then runs out of his corner and clotheslines Technine. JaMo then grabs Redstar and whips him to the corner as Technine gets back up to is feet and lifts Dias up. Technine whips Dias into Redstar in the corner. Technine and JaMo then walk across the ring and the seven foot monster JaMo whips Technine towards Redstar and Dias in the corner. Technine delivers an avalanche to both men in the corner and gets out of the way as JaMo races to the corner and drills them with a butt bump.

Dias falls out of the corner and Redstar stumbles around the ring right into JaMo's hand. JaMo then chokeslams Redstar and covers him as Technine stomps Marcello Dias. The referee drops to the mat to count the fall; 1............. 2......... Redstar kicks out of JaMo's non-chalant cover.

Theo Chaplin - Redstar is already pretty beat up, he barely managed to kick out of that chokeslam.

Elijah Page - Nah, Redstar can take it.

Technine lifts Dias to his feet as JaMo stands up and pulls Redstar to his feet. Technine and JaMo then back Dias and Redstar into opposite corners and whip them towards each other but Dias manages to reverse his whip and sends Technine crashing into Redstar.

Dias then charges JaMo and spears him to the canvas. Dias then locks JaMo into a mexican surfboard as Redstar is slowly getting to ihs feet. Redstar climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a frogsplash onto Dias and JaMo.

Elijah Page - Great frogsplash. I told you Redstar could take it.

Technine finally gets back to his feet and grabs Redstar as he getting to his feet and DDT's him. JaMo uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and tries to grab Dias but Dias scurries between JaMo's legs and pops up behind him. Dias keeps moving and jumps onto the ropes. He springboards off with a moonsault right onto JaMo. Dias then hooks JaMo's leg as the referee drops to the mat to count; 1................ 2................. 3!

Elijah Page - Dias has just eliminated the giant! Talk about a giant killer, that moonsault was devestating.

Theo Chaplin - There's three men left. Dias, Technine, and Redstar.

JaMo rolls out of the ring as Technine looks on. Technine shrugs his shoulders then goes back to Redstar who has recovered and he drills Technine with a left, right into the mouth and then drills him with a flapjack.

Marcello Dias has slid out of the ring and he reaches under the ring and pulls a ladder out. Dias then slides the ladder into the ring and rolls back in himself. Redstar is doing a number on Technine in the corner with rights, lefts, and kicks. Dias picks up the ladder and charges at Redstar who has his back to Dias with the top of the ladder. At the last second Redstar falls out of the way and Dias nails Technine right in the face with the ladder cutting him open.

Theo Chaplin - My god, Marcello Dias just smoked Technine right in the face with that ladder!

Elijah Page - I like this referee. He's letting the small things go because he knows that this match is important.

Dias drops the ladder as Redstar gets back to his feet and dropkicks him in the side. The force of the dropkick sends Dias crashing through the ropes to the outside. Technine is still holding his face as Redstar props the ladder up in the opposite corner. Redstar then comes back across the ring and tries to whip Technine into the ladder but Technine hangs onto the ropes.

Technine kicks Redstar in the stomach and then charges out of the corner at him and drills him with a powerful clothesline which sent Redstar flipping to the mat. Technine then lifts Redstar to his feet and hoists him to the top rope. Technine then climbs to the top rope himself and sets Redstar up for a powerbomb. Showing tremendous balance Technine hoists Redstar up onto his shoulders and leaps off of the top turnbuckle super powerbombing Redstar straight into the canvas in the middle of the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Holy sh*t. Technine just hit him with the Top Shot! It's all over for Redstar.

Technine covers Redstar as Dias is climbing to the top of the ladder in the opposite corner. The referee slides to the mat and counts; 1...................... 2................................. Dias rides the ladder down and lands on Technine breaking the count.

Theo Chaplin - Dias just saved Redstar from elimination.

Elijah Page - Why?

Theo Chaplin - I don't know! He saw an opportunity to take someone out and must not have thought it through. Nonetheless it was one of the most unique ways I've ever seen of breaking a count up.

With the ladder lying on the canvas in the middle of the ring and Redstar still motionless on the mat Dias grabs Technine, pulls him to his feet, and drills him with the Fraimente right onto the ladder. Marcello Dias covers Technine as the referee counts; 1............................... 2................................. 3!

Theo Chaplin - What a chain of events! Technine is gone! Technine is gone!

Elijah Page - Whatever. He shouldn't have even made it this far. Maybe the Freefall Elite will be able to help him with his severe lack of talent!

Theo Chaplin - Lack of talent? He just got the short end of the stick, that's all.

Technine rolls out of the ring and heads to the back as Dias drags Redstar to the corner and props him up into a sitting position against the turnbuckle. Dias then grabs the ladder and places right in front of Redstar's face in the corner. Marcello Dias then walks across to the other side of the ring and runs across gaining momentum and leaps to deliver a dropkick but Redstar and pulled his head out from behind the ladder and has rolled out of the ring causing Dias to dropkick the ladder and land awkwardly on the mat.

Theo Chaplin - Ouch, that move did not pay off at all for Marcello.

Elijah Page - But Redstar is going to look to win the championship right now.

Redstar has slid back into the ring and has lifted Dias to his feet. Redstar kicks him in the stomach and sets him up for the Star Shot. But as Redstar is delivering it Dias manages to squirm just enough so that when he falls to the canvas he is completely vertical doing a handstand. Redstar lets him go hoping he'll fall to the mat on his own but Dias shows tremendous balance and spins himslef kicking Redstar right in the face sending him crashing to the mat.

Theo Chaplin - Cyclone Kick! Dias somehow managed to reverse the Star Shot into the Cyclone Kick!!

Dias quickly gets back on his feet and sets the ladder up by the ropes. Dias climbs one side and drags Redstar up the other side. Once they are 3/4 of the way up the ladder Dias hooks Redstar's head under his arm and plants him from the ladder straight down into the canvas with the Friamente!!

Elijah Page - Why is the referee allowing the use of the ladder anyway! It's illegal. Disqualify Dias right now and give the Japan Pro to Redstar.

Theo Chaplin - The Friamente! It's over. Redstar is out.

Marcello Dias hooks Redstar's leg as the referee drops to the mat and counts; 1................................. 2........................................ 3!

Theo Chaplin - Yes, Marcello Dias has managed to defend his championship against 3 other wrestlers!

Elijah Page - No. That damn ref. What's wrong with him?

[Winner] - Marcello Dias


Backstage the Freefall Elite are shown attacking Infamous and Karma. The Freefall Elite toss Infamous into into the garage door and then whip Karma through a window. Billy Williams and Rob Rad then make a motion as if they are dusting their clothes clean and walk out of the arena.

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JaMo and Technine are shown backstage by the entrance watching the monitor after being eliminated from their match just moments ago. They see the Freefal Elite attack their partners and take off of down the hallway as the scene fades out.

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Al Winchester is all decked out in a tuxedo for the Pay Per View. Winchester is standing in the back holding a microphone to his mouth. The camera zooms out to reveal Chris Diamond standing next to him ready to go.

Al Winchester - Chris, tonight you've got the opportunity to finally get the Canadian Championship back around your waist even though you are the Canadian Champion. What are your thoughts?

Chris Diamond - Well, Al, my thoughts are that Lord Kaine Doomhammer had better kiss my championship goodbye because it's coming back to where it belongs. Around my waist.

Al Winchester - Yeah, but you've got to admit that it's going to be a tough challenge.

Chris Diamond - Tough? I hardly think so. Everyone knows that he is a big man and we are going to be fighting on ice. The laws of physics dictate that the more wieght you have to more momentum you have therefore the harder it is for you to stop. Doomhammer is going to be neutralized to a big oaf out there on that ice and he will be easy pickings for this Diamond because everyone knows that Diamond's last forever!

Chris Diamond walks away with Al Winchester watching him leave.

Al Winchester - Well, there you have it, a confident Chris Diamond.

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The camera flips back to Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page sitting at ringside.

Theo Chaplin - I just hope that Diamond doesn't get over confident.

Elijah Page - He's got no chance to beat Doomhammer. None!!

Theo Chaplin - Let's take a look at how this next match came to be...

A video montage begins on the PacificVision. The first half of the montage is in black and white showing RDG racing down the ramp, slamming Amber into the steel ring steps, celebrating back up the ramp, and then eventually turning her back and leaving the arena.

The footage then gets a reddish tinge to it as Amber is shown challenging Razzle Dazzle Girl to the match and subsequently getting the stipulation added. The montage ends with Amber and Razzle Dazzle Girl fighting outside of the ring from Shock last week and then their faces blend together into one and then into the AHH logo as the montage ends.


Amber vs Razzle Dazzle Girl
If Razzle Dazzle Girl Wins The Stipulation for the Main Event is "Stariway To Hell"
If Amber Wins The Stipulation for the Main Event is "I Quit"

"No Mo Play In GA" by Pastor Troy rips into the arena as the arena lights go dark and smoke billows out of the skull's nostrils. Blue and silver lights illuminate the smoke as Amber, followed by Iceberg, walk through the smoke to a tremendous amount of boos. The couple walks down the ramp and they climb into the ring as...

"Nightmare" by Da MAB blasts into the arena. Aqua colored fireworks rapidly explode out of the stage as blue strobe lights rapidly flicker from the eyes of the werewolf and the skull. Da MAB walks through the curtain to a tremendous ovation. Da MAB stops at the top of the ramp and points to the curtain as Razzle Dazzle Girl walks through. The crowd cheers as Da MAB leads RDG down the ramp. Da MAB climbs onto the apron and holds the ropes for Razzle Dazzle Girl as she gets into the ring.

The referee looks at both Da MAB and Iceberg and bans them from ringside for the match. Da MAB leaves the ring willingly after whispering something in RDG's ear but the referee has to threaten Iceberg with disqualifying Amber before the match even starts before Iceberg begrudgingly walks up the ramp.

Theo Chaplin - The referee has already asserted his power!

Elijah Page - It's not fair. We all know Da MAB has a history of interfering in matches. But what has Berg ever done? Huh?

Theo Chaplin - Oh gimme a break.

Amber looks at Razzle Dazzle Girl and then around the ringside area and then back to RDG. Amber then jumps out of the ring to the floor and RDG follows her out. Amber races around the ring as Razzle Dazzle Girl follows her. Amber quickly slides into the ring and RDG is right behind her but Amber is already on her and is stomping Razzle Dazzle Girl to the mat.

Amber then rolls RDG to the ropes and hangs her neck across the bottom rope. Amber then begins to choke Razzle Dazzle Girl by pressing her foot to the back of RDG's head. The referee gets to four and orders Amber to break the hold or be disqualified. Amber breaks the choke but then goes right back to it. The referee gets to four and then yanks Amber away from RDG. Amber furiously looks at the referee and begns screaming at him.

Elijah Page - What is that moron doing? Just let them wrestle.

Theo Chaplin - He's doing his job. Amber had better not take her eye off of RDG for too long.

Razzle Dazzle Girl is already back on her feet. RDG grabs Amber by the hair and whips her across the ring. Razzle Dazzle Girl then races across the ring and dropkicks Amber backwards into the corner. RDG charges into the corner and clothesline Amber.

Amber staggers out of the corner and RDG comes off of the ropes behind her and delivers a bulldog to Amber. Razzle Dazzle Girl then covers Amber and the referee drops to the mat to count; 1......... 2......... Amber rolls her shoulder off of the mat.

Theo Chaplin - RDG almost had this one won.

Elijah Page - Nah, Amber is just toying with Razzle Dazzle Girl.

Razzle Dazzle Girl gets back up to her feet as the referee is re-positioning himself his back is too the women and Amber low blows RDG. Amber then DDT's Razzle Dazzle Girl and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Amber leaps off of the turnbuckle with an attempted splash but RDG gets her knees up and catches Amber in the stomach.

Both women are lying on the canvas as the referee begins to administer the ten count. Before he gets to six Amber is back on her feet first and walking over to Razzle Dazzle Girl. Amber lifts Razzle Dazzle Girl to her feet but RDG rolls her into a small package. Amber rolls over and reverses the small package pinning RDG's shoulders to the canvas as the referee drops to the mat to count; 1.......... 2............. Razzle Dazzle Girl kicks out.

Elijah Page - Slow count! Slow count! Come on ref. Amber had this whole thing won. Stop the match right the main event is I Quit. The match is over. Aww, come one!!

Theo Chaplin - Shut up.

Both women get backup to their feet and they lock up. Razzle Dazzle Girl backs Amber to the corner and slowly breaks the hold but Amber gouges RDG's eye with her thumb. Amber then charges out of the corner and clothesline Razzle Dazzle Girl down to the canvas. Amber locks a headlock into RDG as the referee checks for a choke.

After a few moments of wearing RDG down with the headlock Amber releases the hold and stands up. Amber signals that she is going for the Ice Pick as RDG stands up. Amber waits as Razzle Dazzle Girl turns around and kicks her in the stomach. Razzle Dazzle Girl reverses the Ice Pick into a northern lights suplex as Amber tries to hit her with it. RDG holds the suplex for a pinning combination as the referee counts; 1............. 2.................. Amber rolls her shoulder off of the mat.

Elijah Page - How on earth did RDG think of doing that to reverse the Ice Pick?!

Theo Chaplin - MAB must have shown her a move or two.

Both ladies are lying on the canvas exhausted as the referee does the ten count. Both women take nine and get to their feet. They once again lock up and Razzle Dazzle Girl tries to whip Amber into the ropes but Amber reverses and whips RDG... right into the referee who was trying to get out of the way. The referee falls out of the ring and bangs his head against the concrete.

Razzle Dazzle Girl manages to stay in the ring as Amber sneaks up behind her. RDG turns around and Amber kicks her in the stomach and nails her with the Ice Pick. Amber covers RDG but the referee is still down outside the ring. Amber looks around and then rolls out of the ring. Amber goes straight for the bell keeper's chair and slides it into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - She can't do that! What is she doing that for?

Elijah Page - She can and she is.

Amber holds the chair over her head waiting for Razzle Dazzle Girl to stand up. The referee is is still out on the floor as Razzle Dazzle Girl slowly gets to her feet. Amber begins to swing the chair but RDG sees it and kicks Amber in the stomach causing her to drop the chair. RDG then drills Amber with the MAB 2KO as the crowd roars to life.

Razzle Dazzle Girl then looks around with the crowd cheering and falls to the mat and rolls Amber over onto her stomach. RDG then locks in the Nightmare Grasp to a huge eruption from the crowd.

Theo Chaplin - RDG has the Nightmare Grasp locked in. It's over. It's over. Amber is tapping!!!

Elijah Page - There's no ref Chap... it's not over yet.

As Amber begins tapping out Iceberg runs down the ramp. Iceberg slides into the ring and violently pulls Razzle Dazzle Girl off of Amber. Iceberg then nails Razzle Dazzle Girl with the Ice Pick. RDG is out cold on the canvas as Iceberg lies Amber across RDG and rolls out of the ring to the opposite that the referee is on and hides beside the apron.

The referee on the outside is slowly coming to and didn't see a single thing that transpired. The referee slides back into the ring and begins to count; 1..................... 2.......................... 3!

Theo Chaplin - No!! Not like this! Amber has just stolen this match from RDG with help from her loving boyfriend.

Elijah Page - She won fair and square according to the referee.

[Winner] - Amber


Iceberg slides into the ring as the referee raises Amber's arm. Iceberg embraces Amber as RDG finally begins to move. Razzle Dazzle Girl looks up to see Iceberg and Amber celebrating as her boyfriend slides into the ring and Iceberg and Amber leap out of the ring before Da MAB can do anything.

Iceberg and Amber back up the ramp as Da MAB helps Razzle Dazzle Girl back up to her feet.

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Spencer Cohle is standing backstage in his suit. Standing next to him is Commissioner Compton, still on crutches.

Spencer Cohle - Commissioner, what is your reaction to what just went down in the Amber/RDG match?

Commissioner Compton - Well, it's great to see good ol' Iceberg again but all joking aside the refereee did not see the interference so the stipulation for the main event stands at "I Quit." However, in case Iceberg has plans for his cronies to help him if he gets into trouble I'm banning everyone... from ringside. Managers, wrestlers, presidents, ring announcer, timekeeper! Everyone just short of Eli and Chap. I don't care who you are or what you do the only people that will be out there for the "I Quit" match will be Iceberg, Da MAB, and the referee. And if anyone else shows up in the arena during the match they will be fired from the PWA and banned for life!! That includes Sid Sharpe!!

Spencer Cohle - Wow. You mean to say that not even ring technicians or paramedics can be out there?

Commissioner Compton - Exactly Spencer. This is going to be a fair match, right down the middle and someone is going to utter those two words!

The scene fades out with Commissioner Compton staring intently at the camera.

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The cameras fall back onto Theo Chaplin and Elijah Page sitting at ringside.

Elijah Page - Looks like you and me are going to be the only people at ringside for the Pacific International Championship match.

Theo Chaplin - That ruling just made by the returning PWA Commissioner, fresh off of his leg surgery.

Chaplin shuffles his notes a little and then continues.

Theo Chaplin - All Hallow's Hoax is brought to you by Clarica. Little can be be said for clarity. Clarica.

Elijah Page - And by 7-Eleven. Come in a try our fresh brewed dark coffee.

Theo Chaplin - And by Atlas Van Lines. A family moving families...... We would also like to take this opportunity to remind you that our next pay per view will be live from the National Stadium in Santiago, Chile. The Pacific Wrestling Association will present, Eleven.

Eleven

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Lord Kaine Doomhammer is walking into the arena carrying a hockey bag as Sean Donato catches up to him.

Sean Donato - Lord Doomhammer. Lord Doomhammer. Why are you so late tonight? You know that you have a match.

Lord Kaine Doomhammer - I was just picking up a few things to help me plaster Diamond all over this stupid mini hockey rink.

Doomhammer pats the hockey bag and then looks at Donato.

Lord Kaine Doomhammer - Diamond isn't going to even get a sniff of this...

Doomhammer drops the hockey bag and pulls the Canadian Championship belt out of it and quickly zips the bag back up.

Lord Kaine Doomhammer - I am the real Canadian Champion and tonight I'll prove exactly why I speak the truth.

Doomhammer hangs the belt across his shoulder and lifts the hockey bag and walks off to his dressing room.

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A video montage begins. Chris Ponger is shown being handed the Rocky Mountain Championship by Sid Sharpe and then the picture goes to a black and white, flash frame showing Dragon attacking Ponger and hitting him with the Dragon Clutch Slam in the middle of the ring. The color remains in black and white but now has traces of red tinted into it as Chris Ponger leaves the Metrapark arena last Monday on Shock.

The picture quickly flips to him having a good time in the strip bar. The video comes back into full color as the BRAWL Crew is shown walking into the bar and putting Ponger through the pool table. Dragon walks into the strip bar and the color goes to black and white except for him and Ponger who are tinted in red. Dragon leans over Ponger and his last words ring through the arena, "The Rocky Mountain Championship will be mine," as the montage fades to an end with Ponger lying unconscious.


Rocky Mountain Championship
Rocky Mountain Championship

"Coma America" by Amen roars into the arena. The arena lights go out and the curtain parts. A red spotlight flickers on from between the spread curtain. A man is standing in front of it casting a shadow across the arena. The man turns around and walks through the curtain as the shadow grows smaller strobe lights flash around the arena. Dragon stops at the top of the ramp and looks around at the capacity crowd who are booing him. Dragon walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring as...

"Awake" by Godsmack blasts through the Staples Center. Bright white laser lights zip around the dark arena as Chris Ponger walks through the curtain with the Rocky Mountain Championship flung over his shoulder. The crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and boos. Ponger walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Ponger hands his belt to the referee.

The referee raises the belt over his head and then tosses to the apron. The bell rings all of the lights in the arena go out except for two spotlights. One coming out of one of the werewolf's eyes and the other coming from one of the skull's eyes.

Theo Chaplin - This match is underway.

Dragon and Ponger stare each other down. Dragon runs toward Ponger attempting a clothesline. Ponger ducks and Dragon runs into the turnbuckle. Ponger then hits Dragon with a forearm shot to the back of the head. Dragon is still up but he is propped on the turnbuckle dazed. Ponger runs back, he leaps but Dragon quickly moves out of the way and Ponger slams hard into the turnbuckle and falls backwards to the canvas.

Dragon climbs the turnbuckle as Ponger puts his head up and sees the rookie and then quickly puts his head back down. Dragon jumps, but Ponger rolls out of the way as Dragon splashes the canvas. Ponger slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Chris Ponger then slides that chair back into the ring. Ponger slides in himself and walks over to the challenger and picks him up in the middle of the ring. Ponger lifts Dragon up and drills with a brainbuster onto the chair. Ponger hooks Dragon's leg as the referee appears out of the darkness sliding down to the mat to count; 1............. 2............ Dragon rolls his shoulder up.

Theo Chaplin - Dragon barely got out of that one.

Elijah Page - It's just a game he is playing. He's luring Ponger into a false sense of security.

Ponger picks Dragon up again and he sits him on the top rope. Ponger starts climbing up. Ponger tries to hit a hurricanrana but Dragon tosses him over to the outside. Ponger hits the floor with a sickening thud. Dragon climbs down from the turnbuckle and jumps to the floor outside, he picks up the champion and places him on on the security barrier.

Dragon then grabs a chair from ring side and unfolds it and places it before the security barrier with Ponger on it. Dragon, outrunning his spotlight, runs back and then runs very fast and jumps on the chair and then leaps off onto the Ponger and drops a leg across the back of his head.

Theo Chaplin - My god, what a move. Ponger is...

Elijah Page - ...dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares. I like this Dragon guy.

Dragon picks Ponger up by the head and throws him back into the ring. Dragon then slides in under the bottom rope. He picks up Chris Ponger and whips him to the ropes but Ponger holds on to the ropes. An enraged Dragon charges at Ponger but Chris dropkicks the Dragon.

A still dazed and sore Ponger is picks Dragon up again as the fans begin to cheer for him a little. Ponger grabs him by the head and tosses him back out of the ring. Ponger steps through the ropes and jumps down off of the apron.

Ponger scoops Dragon up one more time dragging him towards the steel ramp. Chris Ponger sets Dragon up for a piledriver but Dragon blocks it. Ponger tries again and nails Dragon with a piledriver on the ramp.

Theo Chaplin - Ponger just bounced Dragon's head off the damn ramp!

Elijah Page - Come on! Be nice, it's his first ever PWA match!

Chris Ponger then rolls Dragon back into the ring and covers him as the referee emerges from the darkness again to count; 1................ 2................... 3....... but Dragon got his shoulder up before the referee could stop his hand from hitting mat so the referee tells the men to fight on.

Elijah Page - Great call by the referee! It's about time a referee got it right. Dragon's shoulder was clearly up before the 3.

Theo Chaplin - Well, I hate to agree with you Elibut you're right. Dragon's shoulder was clearly up.

Ponger is gets up quickly and picks Dragon up and throws him through the ropes out of the ring. Ponger races towards the ropes and rebounds off of them across the ring running full steam, Ponger leaps and springboards himself off the ropes with a plancha and plants Dragon flat on his back.

Theo Chaplin - What a splash by Chris Ponger. He's doing everything he can to retain here.

Ponger picks himself up and grabs Dragon. He starts to walk up towards the top of the entrance way dragging Dragon behind him. Ponger sets Dragon close to the edge of the stage for a powerbomb. The fans are somewhat cheering as Ponger gets ready to powerbomb Dragon off of the stage. Chris Ponger hoists Dragon up and with Dragon up on Ponger's shoulders the spotlights begin to flicker and then go out leaving the arena in complete darkness.

In the darkness you can manage to make out Ponger's shadow dropping Dragon on the ramp saving the 10 foot fall to the ground below. Then you can Ponger begin to brawl with another figure. They brawl down the ramp but no one can figure out who the other guy is. Both men spill into the ring and everyone loses track of who is who. One of the figures hits what looks like a spinning implant DDT and then races back up the ramp.

Theo Chaplin - What the hell is going on?

As the mysterious figure disappears behind the curtain all of the arena lights flicker on so that everything can be seen. Dragon is pulling himself to his feet on the stage and looks around for Ponger. Dragon doesn't see him anywhere and then looks to the ring where Ponger is laid out motionless. Dragon staggers back down the ramp followed by the referee and both men slide into the ring.

Dragon drags himself across the ring and lays his arm across Ponger's chest. The referee falls into canvas to count; 1................. 2.................. 3!

Theo Chaplin - My god? What in the bloody hell just happened to Chris Ponger? One second he was on the ramp and the other he was laid out in the ring.

Elijah Page - I think Ponger just laid down for Dragon because he knew he couldn't take him.

Theo Chaplin - I don't think so Eli. I clearly heard sounds of a scuffle in the middle of the ring.

Elijah Page - Who cares? What matters is that Dragon is the new Rocky Mountain Champion!

[Winner] - Dragon


Sid Sharpe is watching the last match along with Amber as Iceberg walks through the door of the locker room.

Iceberg - Dammit Sid, did you see that, he lost another Championship. What are you going to do about him?

Sid Sharpe - Nothing, it was his to lose.

Iceberg - I can't keep carrying his ass around here...

Amber - Calm down honey, you've got to worry about Da MAB. We've all been banned from ringside by that damn screw up of a Commissioner.

Sharpe and Amber are visibly angry.

Sid Sharpe - He even banned the damn ring announcer. What the hell is the ring announcer gonna do? Ring the bell to death? But Amber is right Berg. You should be focusing on Da MAB now.

Iceberg - He's a pushover. Don't worry about it.

Sid Sharpe - Don't take him too lightly. He did make you submit last Monday.

Iceberg - Oh, so you don't think I can beat him in an "I Quit" match?

Sid Sharpe - I didn't say that. I just said to not take him too lightly.

Amber - He's right Bergie. Don't take MAB too lightly he's already pissed off enough at you after what you did to him a few weeks ago and he's not going to stop at anything.

Iceberg - Oh, I see, neither of you think that I can beat him on my own. Well, I'll show you...

Iceberg grabs the Pacific International Championship and storms out of the locker room leaving Amber and Sharpe watching after him stunned.

All Hallow's Hoax

Tuxedo clad Al Winchester is standing in front of a specially designed interview backdrop with the AHH logo on it. The camera zooms out to reveal False Wind standing next to him. The women in the crowd scream as they see him and the rest of fans politely cheer even though you can see that the men are jealous that their girlfriends are gawking at him.

Al Winchester - False....

False Wind - Nice tux Al. Where's the funeral?

You can see Al Winchester swallow and then he adjusts the neck of the tuxedo.

Al Winchester - Ahem, um, uh, well, thanks. But later on this eveing you will finally fight Miami Missile the much anticipated All Hallow's Hell match up. What are your final thoughts?

False Wind - Miami Missile is going to remember this Halloween for the rest of hislife because after I'm through with him he'll think that someone played a nasty trick on him... but then he'll wake tomorrow morning and think to himself, "Sh*t, I got my ass kicked."

The crowd roars as False Wind walks away from Al Winchester and the scene fades out.

All Hallow's Hoax

A video montage recaping the Doomhammer/Diamond feud begins to play on the PacificVision.

It starts in full color flash frames showing Doomhammer attacking Diamond from behind and stealing his belt. The video then switches to show Diamond jumping Doomhammer backstage to try and get his belt back with Doomhammer escaping. The color goes to black and white as Commissioner Compton is shown announcing the match for this evening. The color remains in black and white but red tint covers the video as Doomhammer and Diamond are shown exchanging lefts and rights as the montage fades to an end.


Canadian Championship
Canadian Championship

The lights flash around in circles, then convene onto the mini hockey rink set up near the ring. It's obvious no expense has been spared in creating the rink, which even has the nets and the glass, not to mention the Zamboni parked near the entrance to the rink.

Rammstein's "Tier" plays and the fans boo and begin to hurl crap as Lord Kaine Doomhammer steps out onto the stage, wearing hockey skates, and with the Canadian title slung over his shoulder. He walks towards the rink calmly and hands 'his' belt to the referee, then skates inside and poses to the fans.

Elijah Page - Now that is one guy who is prepared for the match. Talk about showing dedication! He even went and bought the shoulder pads, look!

Theo Chaplin - Well he's gonna have a hard time against Diamond, who was brought up in the home of hockey, Canada!

"Even Flow" by Pearl Jam plays and the fans jump to their feet for the entrance of the official Canadian Champion, Chris Diamond. He steps through the curtain in his usual getup, and wastes no time in heading to the rink.

Diamond rushes in through the door at a pace towards LKD, who simply skates out of the way as Diamond crashes right into the plexiglass. Some of the fans laugh and others jeer at Diamond's misfortune, as he gets to his feet slowly but surely. Doomhammer acts like an expert on the skates and slides over to Diamond, grabbing his arm and skating in a circle around him. Diamond is visibly disorientated, and that fact is emphasised when he falls on his ass again.

Theo Chaplin - Personally I think Doomhammer should be told to remove those skates, they give him an unfair advantage heading into this match.

Elijah Page - Thats the idea!

Diamond lies flat on the floor as his dizziness wears off, and Doomhammer walks on him with the sharp blades. The fans shout "owww" at every step as Diamond grimaces in pain. Doomhammer sits down on Diamond's back and pushes his head against the ice surface, then skates across the rink looking for a weapon.

As Doomhammer tries to remove one of the hockey sticks from the side boards Diamond gets up and manages to push himself forward a few steps, using the slippery surface to catapult him towards Doomhammer with a spear. Diamond connects with LKD, who hits the ice hard. The pair slide right into the boards painfully, Doomhammer's knee smashing hard into the wood. Diamond pulls himself up and grabs the hockey stick, which he wraps around Doomhammer's damaged knee. He then lifts LKD up and gets him in a Russian Leg Sweep, hard against the boards!

Theo Chaplin - I can't see this thing being easy to win for either of these guys, the ice surface makes for a very large handicap.

Elijah Page - (laughing)This is damn funny, you have to admit!

Diamond slides carefully around the rink, picking up speed, before rushing directly at Doomhammer. He uses LKD as leverage onto Doomhammer's shoulders, before dropping back and scoring a superb hurracanrana. He remains in the mount position and knocks holes out of his opponent's face, then gets up and goes over to one of the nets. He gets up onto the crossbar slowly and poises, then dives off in an attempted frog splash, roll away by Doomhammer.

Diamond lands face and ribs first on the hard ice surface as Doomhammer takes to his feet and grabs one of the hockey helmets from the side. He puts it on as Diamond gets to his feet, then drives his head right into Chris Diamond's ribs.

Theo Chaplin - I don't think I have ever seen a match like this in my life. Commissioner Compton must have forgotten to take his medicine in the morning.

Elijah Page - But these two guys are making it a great spectacle!

Theo Chaplin - Oh there's no doubting that, they sure are fighting a hell of a match right here.

Doomhammer grabs Diamond by the head and sets up for a powerbomb, but Diamond removes LKD's helmet and smacks him over the head with it. Doomhammer almost loses his balance, but Diamond grabs him by the head and drills him with an Impaler. The ice cracks a little under the power of the DDT, and Diamond begins to crawl over to the exit.

Elijah Page - Does he know that Doomhammer isn't out cold yet?

Theo Chaplin - I don't think so. If he escapes the rink this match will not be over, let me stress that point immediately.

Some of the more confused fans cheer as he manages to unlock the door and get out. The referee taps Diamond on the shoulder and points out Doomhammer, who is trying to get to his feet. Diamond puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head in frustration, then gets onto the Zamboni parked outside!

Theo Chaplin - Oh this could be fun!

Elijah Page - Not for Lord Kaine! Kaine, watch out!

Diamond starts up the Zamboni and drives it into the rink. He gets about 10 yards from Doomhammer before Kaine realizes where Diamond is. LKD desperately gets up and skates over to the mini benches by the rink, diving over the top to escape.

Diamond stops the Zamboni where it is and gets onto the roof, then dives off and hits a cross body onto Doomhammer. The fans cheer as the pair brawl with one another inside the benches, the wooden floor allowing them a moments steady footing. Diamond grabs LKD by the hair and gets onto the rail separating the bench from the ice, lifting Doomhammer onto the seating. He grabs LKD in a gutwrench and goes for a piledriver, but LKD reverses and back body drops him OVER the plexiglass surrounding the benches and to the concrete floor on the outside!

Theo Chaplin - Oh my, that was a brutal move by Doomhammer! How in the hell is Diamond gonna get back in?

Doomhammer gets back into the rink and grabs a stick and a puck, before ripping the puck at the glass. That section of the glass shatters all over Diamond, cutting him open a little, but allowing for a way back in. LKD goes over and grabs Diamond by the head and pulls him back in. He hurls Diamond over the bench and onto the ice, then poses a little for the fans.

Doomhammer grabs Chris Diamond by the waist of his trousers and the scruff of his neck, then skates across and throws him head first into the penalty box door! The fans can feel the impact as LKD continues to try and knock out Diamond, ramming his head against the glass. LKD grabs him and skates around the rink to pick up speed. He heads towards the penalty box again, but Diamond manages to get free as LKD skates head first right through the glass door!

Theo Chaplin - That'll severly affect your IQ!

Diamond takes a moment to rest and grabs Doomhammer, before heading over to the Zamboni. He steps up onto the roof, taking Doomhammer with him. Diamond lays a few punches into the face of LKD, right after left after right. He leaves Kaine slumped on the roof and grabs one of the hockey sticks from the side, lashing it across Kaine's back repeatedly. As Doomhammer tries to get up Diamond wheels the hockey stick back and wraps it across Kaine's head with a massive shot. It shatters into pieces with the force of the blow, gashing Doomhammers head across the temple. Diamond signals the end of the match to the fans and picks Doomhammer up for the Diamond Dropper.

Theo Chaplin - It's nearly over Elijah, if he hits this Doomhammer will be at the point of no return!

Elijah Page - I've seen this finisher enough times to know how much damage it can cause, but will it knock a man out? NO!

Diamond stands up and gets into position, when Doomhammer twists around and hits Diamond with his own northern lights suplex right onto the roof. He grabs Diamond by the throat and lifts him to his feet, before holding him up and delivering the One Way Trip to Hell right THROUGH the ice! The fans chant "Sick" and "Holy s**t" as Doomhammer looks down at the broken frame of his opponent.

Diamond lies outcold in the shattered ice as Doomhammer climbs down and begins to crawl towards the exit. The fans begin to jeer and boo and the tension builds with every step, before he finally pushes open the door and climbs out! The bell rings and Doomhammer's music hits as a new Canadian Champion is crowned!

Theo Chaplin - What a match! Doomhammer has escaped, we have a new Canadian champ, and all through that unbelievable chokeslam through the ice!

Elijah Page - That was a sick bump, but what a great ending to a fantastic contest! Finally Canada has a champion it can be proud of!

[Winner] - Lord Kaine Doomhammer


Paramedics race out to the mini hockey rink and try to pull Diamond out of the ice as Doomhammer grabs the Canadian Championship and raises it high over his head. The scene fades out as Doomhammer walks around the stage to the back.

All Hallow's Hoax

Iceberg is shown on the PacificVision standing outside a door labelled "Da MAB/RDG" and the crowd boos. Iceberg shooves the door open and walks right up to Da MAB who jumps to his feet and the two men stand toe to toe with Razzle Dazzle Girl standing behind MAB. Their eyes are locked together and the tension can hardly be cut with a butcher's knife.

Iceberg - I just came in here to wish you luck...

In an uncharacteristic move Iceberg extends his hand as security entirely fills the room, just in case.

Da MAB looks skeptically at Iceberg as the crowd boos louder. Da MAB takes Iceberg's hand and they shake but Iceberg squeezes tight holding Da MAB there.

Iceberg - Just letting you know that you will... say "I Quit".

Iceberg then swings at Da MAB but Da MAB ducks and security quickly jumps on the two men and drags Iceberg out of the room while holding Da MAB against the far wall of his locker room with RDG next to him.

All Hallow's Hoax

The instrumental version of "Demonoid Phenomenon" starts playing as the camera shows Rob Zombie and his band sitting high above the ring in a luxury box in the Staples Center.

Theo Chaplin - There's Rob Zombie enjoying the show after performing here earlier. His new album, "The Sinister Urge" will be available in all music stores November 13.

All Hallow's Hoax

Commissioner Compton is walking around the back where he finds Sean Donato.

Commissioner Compton - Hey Sean, how's it going? I never got the opportunity to thank you for helping me dupe Sharpe last month at Before You.

Sean Donato - Not a problem. It's not everyday that you get to pull one over on the boss.

Donato and Compton shake hands and go their separate ways.

All Hallow's Hoax

The domed cell is in place over the ring as spotlights fly around the arena. The arena zooms in on the top of the dome where a trap door is sitting closed. The spotlights give way for flickering strobe lights as the fans begin to cheer in anticipation.


Miami Missile vs False Wind

"I'm Broken" by Pantera roars into the arena as the light go out. Green spotlights roam around the arena and eventually focus on the curtain where Miami Missile is standing. As the spotlights land on him fireworks explode above the domed cell and Miami Missile walks down the ramp and through the side door of the cell.

"In The End" by Linkin Park blares through the PA system as light blue strobe lights flash around the arena spotlights on the edge of the stage flash on and off. Blue rotating 'police' lights whirl from the rigging above the cell. False Wind walks through the curtain and the crowd roars to life. Wind walks to the top of the ramp and motions in a way that says, "Look at me" and the ladies all scream. False Wind walks down the ramp and walks into the cell. All of a sudden the domed cell begins to lift. And then stops halfway up to the ceiling and then begins to come down a little and then stops again and just hangs there.

Theo Chaplin - It looks like we've got some mechanical problems with the dome.

Elijah Page - This match has gone wrong already!

As Wind looks up at the dome hanging overhead Missile slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Miami Missile then slides back into the ring behind an unsuspecting False Wind as the bell has not yet gone because the cell is not yet lowered around the ring. Missile hits Wind across the back with the chair garnering boos from the crowd.

With Wind already down on the canvas Missile climbs up the turnbuckles and grabs the bottom of the dome to see if he can get it to come down all the way but the dome doesn't move. Wind is back on his feet and has grabbed the chair. False Wind walks up behind Missile and throws the chair at his back sending Missile flying off of the top turnbuckle down to the outside landing hard on the concrete.

Elijah Page - What's Wind doing? This match hasn't even started?

Theo Chaplin - What goes around comes around Eli. The technicians had better fix this problem before these men are fighting in the upper deck.

False Wind then climbs out onto the apron as Missile is getting to his feet. Wind leaps off of the apron backwards and hits Missile with a moonsault.

Elijah Page - Come on. At least wait for the bell!

Wind gets back to his feet and lifts Missile up as well. Wind tries to whip Missile into the steel ring steps but Missile reverses it into a short arm clothesline almost taking Wind's head off. Missile then rolls Wind back into the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Well, at least they're in the ring.

Missile whips Wind into the ropes and tries to hit him with a clothesline but Wind ducks under and comes off of the opposite ropes with a flying clothesline. Wind then lifts Missile up and attempts a DDT but Missile sqiurms and backs into the corner.

All of a sudden the dome begins to lower around the ring. Miami Missile looks up and notices and then tries to roll out of the ring before the cell is fully lowered. False Wind races towards him and grabs his leg and pulls Missile back in as the dome sits around the apron again and the bell finally rings.

Theo Chaplin - Well, this is an official match now.

False Wind lifts Miami Missile to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Missile comes off of the ropes and gets speared by Wind. False Wind then starts stomping away on Missile. Wind grabs Missile by the head and lifts him to his feet only to knock him back down with an elbow to the forehead.

As Missile is getting to his knees Wind walks around behind him and locks in a cobra clutch but Missile quickly gets out of it by nailing False Wind between the legs with his foot. Miami Missile then delivers a swinging neckbreaker to Wind and drops a knee into Wind's chest.

Elijah Page - Here we go. Missile is going to take Wind apart now.

Missile lifts FW back up to his feet again and hits a Russian legsweep on Wind right onto the chair that was left in the ring. Miami Missile once again picks Wind up and sets him up for a suplex but delivers a front suplex right onto the chair again.

Miami Missile lifts Wind up by his hair and uses his hair to throw him right into the side of the dome. FW bounces off of the dome and falls down backwards. Miami Missile drops a leg across his chest and then pulls him up by the hair but FW shrugs Missile off of him and the two men begin relentlessly tearing into each other.

Theo Chaplin - This is more of what I expected. These two guys have not lost much sleep worrying about each others welfare of late.

Elijah Page - Yeah, that's because by the time this match is over one of them will likely be collecting welfare checks.

Both men are trading shot for shot until Miami Missile drops to one knee and drills FW with a low blow as the crowd roars its disapproval. False Wind tries to catch his breath but Miami Missile grabs the chair. False Wind then grabs the chair and both men begin struggling over the chair. Miami Missile gives the chair a good yank and then quickly drills FW square on the forehead with the chair cutting him open. A bloody False Wind staggers backwards and the ropes save him from falling over completely.

Elijah Page - You know it's funny, they're in a domed ring and it's a chair that busts Wind open.

Theo Chaplin - False Wind's face is covered in blood.

Missile walks over to the ropes where False Wind is holdng himself up trying to catch his bearings. Missile pulls Wind off of the ropes and delivers a snapmare. Missile then drops a knee into FW's chest. And then another. And another. And finally a fourth. Missile then lifts Wind up and punches him right in the jaw of his bloody face.

Missile then whips False Wind to the corner and charges him. Miami Missile attempts to hit a splash but FW moves out of the way and Missile catches the turnbuckle.

Theo Chaplin - That's a 10! Too bad he missed.

Elijah Page - Nah, it was more of an 8... hey!

False Wind grabs Missile and whips across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Wind then takes Missile by the back of the head and starts to slam his head into the turnbuckle as the fans count; 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.......... 10. False Wind lets Missile go and he staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face. Blood trickles from underneath Missile's head.

Theo Chaplin - It looks like Missile is cut open!

False Wind begins climbing up the side of the dome to get but Miami Missile is back up and climbs up next to Wind. Miami Missile hooks Wind's leg with his own and then reaches arund the back of Wind's head grabbing his jaw. Missile then leaps backwards pulling Wind with him delivering a super Russian legsweep to him off of the side of the dome. Missile's and Wind's heads both bouce off of the canvas as they hit.

Elijah Page - Both men are down after a spectacular Russian legsweep from Missile!

Slowly both men get to their feet at the same time and both men again start climbing the dome next to each other.

Theo Chaplin - These two men are thinking the same thing but can't seem to gain an advantage over the other."

This time False Wind reaches over and sticks his arm across Miami Missile's neck and reaches around to his back. FW then jumps backwards and drills Miami Missile with an inverted DDT off of the side of the dome!

Theo Chaplin - Holy sh*t! What a DDT!!

Both men are once again down on the canvas together. False Wind is the first one to slowly struggle to his feet with Missile still down. False Wind drags himself to the side of the dome and begins to climb for the trap door above for a third time as the crowd begins to cheer.

Miami Missile is back on his feet and is trying his best to quickly climb up after Wind but FW kicks Missile right in the left eye. Miami Missile falls back down to the canvas with a black eye forming as False Wind climbs some more.

False Wind has the grabbed the latch to the door as Miami Missile climbs up to the turnbuckle. False Wind pulls the latch and the trap door swings down. Just as FW is going to pull himself through Miami Missile leaps off of the top turnbuckle and spears False Wind back down to the canvas. FW's back lands hard on the chair that was left in the ring. False Wind begins writhing around on the mat in pain as the fans look on stunned.

Theo Chaplin - My god! What a spear! What a spear! Missile. Missile.

Elijah Page - Yes. Yes. Yes!

After a few moments Miami Missile pulls himself to his feet and looks at False Wind. Missile then looks straight up above to the open trap door. Missile then walks to the ropes and begins to climb up the side of the dome.

Miami Missile is slowly reaching the top as False Wind's eyes flutter open and he looks up at Missile who is almost at the trap door. Wind pulls himself to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. Wind then grabs the chair and throws it Missile who loses the grip in his left hand and is hanging there by one arm.

Theo Chaplin - Miami Missile is in a precarious position.

False Wind grabs the chair again and tries to smack Miami Missile with it but Missile jumps down and dropkicks it into FW's already bleeding face. Miami Missile then lifts False Wind to his feet and tosses him into the side of the dome. As FW staggers back towards the middle of the ring Missile spins him around and nails the Missile Launch!!

Elijah Page - Missile Launch! It's academic now, this one is over.

Miami Missile gets back up to his feet and slowly climbs the side of the dome. Missile pulls himself across the top of the dome to the trap door as False Wind is miraculously getting to his feet. Missile reaches the trap door and reaches his arms out so he can pull himself through as Wind gets completely back on his feet. IN a last ditch efforts Wind sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and jumps up trying to grab Missile's legs.

Missile pulls himself completely through the trap door just as Wind was about the grab his foot. The referee calls for the bell as Missile stands on top of the dome.

[Winner] - Miami Missile


Miami Missile celebrates on top of the dome as the referee unlocks the door. False Wind leaves the dome and slowly heads up the ramp as "I'm Broken" by Pantera is blasting through the arena with Missile still on top of the dome.

All Hallow's Hoax

The video montage for the Pacific International Championship match is shown. IT starts off in black and white showing Da MAB losing his Canadian Championship at Before You but never submitting and passing out. The scene then quickly switches to the scene at the end of the first match between the two a month ago where Iceberg brutally injured Da MAB. The video goes to slow motion as Da MAB is shown collapsing to the mat.

A red tint is added to the video as a clip of Compton making the match is shown, "You can have Iceberg. For the Pacific International Championship." The picture then switches to the tag team match from last week with Iceberg and Da MAB in full color as Da MAB has the Nightmare Grasp locked into Iceberg. Iceberg begins tapping the mat as the montage fades out.

All Hallow's Hoax
The camera shows everyone vacating the ringside area except for Chaplin and Page. The ringside area is completely empty as the arena falls into darkness and the crowd erupts in anticipation for the main event.

All Hallow's Hoax

Sid Sharpe is shown relaxing in his office in the back with Amber and Ponger with him.

Amber - I can't watch this. Bergie is good but he might be too confident.

Amber smiles at Ponger as she walks past Ponger to the door. Ponger watches her assets as she walks to the door and opens it. Amber leaves the office.

Chris Ponger - Um, I don't think I can watch either. I better go with Amber and make sure that she isn't, uh, attacked by Razzle Dazzle Girl.

Sid Sharpe watches as Ponger quickly leaves the room. Sharpe goes back to watching his monitor as Commissioner Compton knocks and then hobbles in on crutches without waiting for a repsonse. Sharpe jumps out of his chair.

Sid Sharpe - What the hell are you doing in here? Haven't you done enough already?

Commissioner Compton - Come on Sid. I just came in here to watch the match with you. You know, keep you company and all.

Sid Sharpe - What the hell are you talking about?

Commissioner Compton - I know you get lonely. That's why you surround yourself with wrestlers. Oh well, mind if I pull up a chair?

Sid Sharpe - Yes, I do mind...

Compton has already slid a chair over to in front of the monitor on Sharpe's desk and has sat down.

Commissioner Compton - Too late.

A pissed off Sharpe begrudgingly sits back down in his chair next to Compton as the two men settle in to watch the match.


Pacific International Championship
Pacific International Championship

"Nightmare" by Da MAB roars into the Staples Center as the crowd blows the roof off of the arena. White fireworks explodeout of the stage and ramp and white strobe lights flicker on and off. The eyes of the skull light up and smoke billows out it's nose. A red light illuminates the smoke and a figure is seen walking through it as the crowd cheers even louder. Da MAB emerges from the smoke and stops at the top of the ramp as the crowd cheers. Da MAB walks down the ramp the ring and climbs in. Da MAB climbs up onto the turnbuckle and and raises his arms in the air and the crowd responds with chants of "MAB" as...

"They Don't Want No Problems" by DMX blasts through the PA system. Blue strobe lights flicker around the arena as silver glitter falls from the ceiling. Blue spotlights pierce the darkness from behind the parted curtain. Iceberg walks out from between them with the Pacific International Championship around his waist as the crowd's chants turn to boos. Iceberg stops halfway down the ramp as blue fireworks explode from above the heads of the skull and werewolf. Iceberg walks the rest of the way down the ramp and climbs into the ring. Iceberg hands his belt to the referee and he and Da MAB stand nose to nose, eye to eye, and toe to toe in the middle of the ring.

Theo Chaplin - Well, it's here. The biggest match in Da MAB's career and possibly the defining match in Iceberg's.

For the second time tonight Iceberg extends his hand. The crowd boos as Da MAB thinks about it. Da MAB looks around the arena and then clocks Iceberg sending him crashing to the canvas with a hard right as the crowd erupts into cheers. Iceberg quickly gets back up to his feet and charges at Da MAB. Iceberg attempts to clothesline him but MAB ducks. Iceberg slams on the brakes and turns around only to receive another hard right from Da MAB.

Iceberg pulls himself off of the canvas again but this time locks Da MAB up in a collar and elbow tie up. Both men jockey for positioning. Iceberg locks a side headlock in on MAB but Da MAB pushes Iceberg back to the ropes and then whips him across the ring to the opposite ropes. Iceberg comes off of the ropes and leap frogs a back body drop attempt. Iceberg comes off the other ropes and Da MAB tries to hip toss him but Iceberg blocks it and hip tosses MAB.

Elijah Page - Great reversal by the champ!! What a move! Berg is very innovative.

Theo Chaplin - It was a freakin' hip toss!

Da MAB gets back up to his feet as Iceberg grabs him by the head and leads back to the corner. Iceberg then lifts Da MAB up to the top turnbuckle and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Iceberg hooks Da MAB in for a superplex but MAB shoves Iceberg down to the canvas. Da MAB then stands up on the top turnbuckle but Iceberg quickly gets to his feet and shakes the ropes causing MAB to fall down straddling the turnbuckle.

Iceberg once again climbs to the second turnbuckle and sets Da MAB up for a superplex. iceberg delivers the superplex but in mid air Da MAB manages to turn his body and he lands on Iceberg in a superplex splash type move. Both men are down on the canvas with Da MAB partially lying on top of Iceberg. The referee begins to administer to the ten count but Da MAB is up by five.

Da MAB lifts Iceberg to his feet. Da MAB then whips Iceberg into the ropes and drills him with a spinebuster. Da MAB lifts Iceberg up again and hits him with a sideslam.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB is working on Iceberg's back. Possibly setting him for the Nightmare Grasp.

Elijah Page - Come on, is Da MAB really that smart? I mean, just look at him. He doesn't look very bright.

Da MAB lifts Iceberg back into his feet and whips him to the corner. Iceberg's back rams the turnbuckle. Da MAB pulls Iceberg a few feet out of the corner and shoves him back in again ramming his back even more. Da MAB does this a few more times and then hits a Russian legsweep on Iceberg. Da MAB then locks in a camel clutch.

Da MAB doesn't have his hands locked below the chin. Iceberg is managing to withstand the hold. Da MAB finally manages to lock his hands as Iceberg screams in pain. Iceberg reaches out and grasps the ropes and the referee forces Da MAB to break the hold.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB is really doing a number on Berg's back.

Elijah Page - Alright, so maybe he does have intellectual capacity... but he's still ugly.

Da MAB gets back up to his feet and Iceberg reachs up and grabs MAB's belt. Berg pulls Da MAB towards the ropes using his momentum to send Da MAB crashing outside the ring to the floor. Iceberg rolls out of the ring as Da MAB gets to his feet. The two men trade punches until Iceberg kicks Da MAB in the midsection a delivers a DDT to MAB on the outside.

Iceberg lifts Da MAB back up to his feet and whips him towards the steel ring post but Da MAB slams on the brakes and manages to stop but Iceberg runs at him and jumps at him shoving MAB face first into the post. Iceberg then walks to the bell table and grabs the bell. Iceberg walks back around the ring with bell as Da MAB is getting back up to his feet.

Theo Chaplin - Iceberg has the ring bell! What is he thinking?!

Elijah Page - He's obviously thinking of hitting Da MAB with it, duh.

Da MAB is using the ring post to get to his feet. Da MAB stands up completely and turns aroudn as Iceberg swings the bell at his head. Da MAB ducks and Iceberg rings the bell on the ring post. Iceberg drops the bell as vibrations are rapidly and painfully sent through his hands. Da MAB quickly grabs Iceberg and whips him into the security barrier.

Iceberg is slumped down against barrier as Da MAB charges at him. Da MAB drives his knee right into the side of Iceberg's head. Da MAB then quickly climbs back onto the apron and leaps off. Iceberg rolls out of the way as MAB tries to deliver and elbow drop.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB took the risk and it didn't pay off!

Elijah Page - Aha! I told you he was stupid.

Iceberg slowly gets back up to his feet. Da MAB is getting to his knees as Berg approaches him. Iceberg reaches for Da MAB's head but MAB throws a few punches at Iceberg's midsection and then gets to his feet. Da MAB then rolls Iceberg back in the ring. Da MAB climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits until Iceberg is on his feet. Da MAB then leaps off with a dropkick. Iceberg sidesteps Da MAB and slaps his feet aside sending MAB crashing into the canvas.

Iceberg then grabs Da MAB's legs and locks him into a sharpshooter. Iceberg rears back putting more pressure on the small of Da MAB's back as Da MAB moans in pain. Iceberg adds even more pressure as Da MAB begins screaming in agony. The referee asks Da MAB if he gives up and he emphatically says NO. Iceberg then tries to lock the sharpshooter in more but in a last ditch effort Da MAB reaches for the ropes and grabs the bottom one.

The referee tells Iceberg to release the hold but Iceberg hangs onto it because the referee can't disqualify him anyway. Da MAB is screaming in pain as Iceberg hangs onto the sharpshooter. The referee then physically pulls Iceberg off of Da MAB forcing Iceberg to release the hold. Iceberg begins to have words with the referee as Da MAB rolls outside the ring to recover.

Elijah Page - What is the referee doing?!

Theo Chaplin - Iceberg wuldn't break the hold so the referee broke it for him!!

Da MAB is lying on the outside while Iceberg and the referee have words. Iceberg has the referee backed into the corner while Da MAB is slowly recovering. Iceberg finally calms down enough and leaves the referee alone. Iceberg then climbs out of the ring to the outsdie where Da MAB is. Iceberg lifts Da MAB to his feet and hits him with a snap suplex on the floor. Iceberg hangs onto the suplex, rolls over, and climbs back to his feet again pulling Da MAB with him. Iceberg then hits MAB with another snap suplex.

Iceberg leaves Da MAB lying on the floor as he once again walks around the ring. Iceberg grabs one of the vacant steel chair and walks back around the ring to Da MAB. As Da MAB slowly stands up Iceberg swings the steel chair at his head and connects. Da MAB falls over backwards as Iceberg slams the chair repeatedly into his back.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB is on the receiving end of some massive chair shots.

Elijah Page - Well, that's what you get for returning to the ring too early. I told you he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer... a few fries short of a Happy Meal... a few spuds short of a potato.

Iceberg drops the chair and rolls Da MAB back into the ring. Iceberg slides the chair into the ring but the referee kicks it out the other side while Iceberg is climbing in. Once again Iceberg and the referee have words.

Da MAB is slowly getting to his feet and is approaching Iceberg from behind. Da MAB spins Iceberg around but Iceberg manages to kick Da MAB in the stomach and drill him with the Ice Pick!!

Iceberg climbs out of the ring and grabs the steel chair again. Iceberg then climbs back into the ring with the chair. Iceberg stalks Da MAB waiting for him to get up to his feet. After a few moments Da MAB is back on his feet and Iceberg swings the chair at his head. Berg nails Da MAB but this time Da MAB crumples to the mat and slumps there completely motionless!

Theo Chaplin - My god! Da MAB has been completely knocked out for the second time in a month!

Elijah Page - Yes. Yes. Yes!!

Iceberg looks at Da MAB's slumped body as he tosses the chair away and smiles. Iceberg then signals for the Ice Pick again. Iceberg grabs Da MAB by the head and manages to pull his lifeless body to his feet. But as Iceberg tries to hit the Ice Pick Da MAB's lifeless body all of a sudden pulls back and drills him with the MAB 2KO!!!

Theo Chaplin - Possum!! Da MAB was playing possum!!!

Iceberg's head bounces off of the canvas and the crowd erupts as Da MAB locks in the Nightmare Grasp. The referee begins asking Iceberg if he quits and Iceberg keeps responding, "NO!" Da MAB cinches the hold in even more and puts more pressure on Iceberg's back. With Iceberg sreaming and writhing in agony the referee asks again and Iceberg still says, "NO!"

Da MAB rears back even more making Iceberg's back look almost like a right angle. Iceberg is screaming at the top of his lungs in pain as the referee asks him again. The referee sticks the microphone in Iceberg's face as he yells, "I Quit!"

[Winner] - Da MAB


Theo Chaplin - My god! Da MAB has done it! He has realized his dream!! He has become the Pacific International Champion! And the PWA"s first ever Grand Slam winner!!!!

Da MAB releases the Nightmare Grasp as the referee hands him the Pacific International Championship. "Nightmare" starts up as Iceberg rolls out of the ring and lies on the floor. Da MAB is kneeling in the middle of the ring with the belt in his hands. Da MAB holds the belt close to him like a child. A tear forms at the edge of Da MAB's eye as Razzle Dazzle Girl races down the ramp.

Razzle Dazzle Girl slides into the ring as the referee raises Da MAB's arm again. The crowd begins to chant "MAB" as Razzle Dazzle Girl helps Da MAB to his feet and kisses and hugs him.

Theo Chaplin - Da MAB! Da MAB is the new Pacific International Champion! Da MAB has realized his dream here at All Hallow's Hoax!!!!

Razzle Dazzle Girl points to the corner and a sentimental Da MAB walks over to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle. Da MAB raises the Pacific International Championship high over his head as All Hallow's Hoax fades off of the airwaves!!



All Hallow's Hoax
[Credits]
Chris Cairns - Match 4
Jon Beavers - Matches 3 & First Half of 5
C Mac - Matches 1, 2, Second Half of 5, 6 & Fillers


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