"I'm Broken" by Pantera roars into the arena as the light go out. Green spotlights roam around the arena and eventually focus on the curtain where Miami Missile is standing. As the spotlights land on him fireworks explode above the domed cell and Miami Missile walks down the ramp and through the side door of the cell.
"In The End" by Linkin Park blares through the PA system as light blue strobe lights flash around the arena spotlights on the edge of the stage flash on and off. Blue rotating 'police' lights whirl from the rigging above the cell. False Wind walks through the curtain and the crowd roars to life. Wind walks to the top of the ramp and motions in a way that says, "Look at me" and the ladies all scream. False Wind walks down the ramp and walks into the cell. All of a sudden the domed cell begins to lift. And then stops halfway up to the ceiling and then begins to come down a little and then stops again and just hangs there.
Theo Chaplin - It looks like we've got some mechanical problems with the dome.
Elijah Page - This match has gone wrong already!
As Wind looks up at the dome hanging overhead Missile slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Miami Missile then slides back into the ring behind an unsuspecting False Wind as the bell has not yet gone because the cell is not yet lowered around the ring. Missile hits Wind across the back with the chair garnering boos from the crowd.
With Wind already down on the canvas Missile climbs up the turnbuckles and grabs the bottom of the dome to see if he can get it to come down all the way but the dome doesn't move. Wind is back on his feet and has grabbed the chair. False Wind walks up behind Missile and throws the chair at his back sending Missile flying off of the top turnbuckle down to the outside landing hard on the concrete.
Elijah Page - What's Wind doing? This match hasn't even started?
Theo Chaplin - What goes around comes around Eli. The technicians had better fix this problem before these men are fighting in the upper deck.
False Wind then climbs out onto the apron as Missile is getting to his feet. Wind leaps off of the apron backwards and hits Missile with a moonsault.
Elijah Page - Come on. At least wait for the bell!
Wind gets back to his feet and lifts Missile up as well. Wind tries to whip Missile into the steel ring steps but Missile reverses it into a short arm clothesline almost taking Wind's head off. Missile then rolls Wind back into the ring.
Theo Chaplin - Well, at least they're in the ring.
Missile whips Wind into the ropes and tries to hit him with a clothesline but Wind ducks under and comes off of the opposite ropes with a flying clothesline. Wind then lifts Missile up and attempts a DDT but Missile sqiurms and backs into the corner.
All of a sudden the dome begins to lower around the ring. Miami Missile looks up and notices and then tries to roll out of the ring before the cell is fully lowered. False Wind races towards him and grabs his leg and pulls Missile back in as the dome sits around the apron again and the bell finally rings.
Theo Chaplin - Well, this is an official match now.
False Wind lifts Miami Missile to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Missile comes off of the ropes and gets speared by Wind. False Wind then starts stomping away on Missile. Wind grabs Missile by the head and lifts him to his feet only to knock him back down with an elbow to the forehead.
As Missile is getting to his knees Wind walks around behind him and locks in a cobra clutch but Missile quickly gets out of it by nailing False Wind between
the legs with his foot. Miami Missile then delivers a swinging neckbreaker to Wind and drops a knee into Wind's chest.
Elijah Page - Here we go. Missile is going to take Wind apart now.
Missile lifts FW back up to his feet again and hits a Russian legsweep on Wind right onto the chair that was left in the ring. Miami Missile once again picks Wind up and sets him up for a suplex but delivers a front suplex right onto the chair again.
Miami Missile lifts Wind up by his hair and uses his hair to throw him right into the side of the dome. FW bounces off of the dome and falls down backwards. Miami Missile drops a leg across his chest and then pulls him up by the hair but FW shrugs Missile off of him and the two men begin relentlessly tearing into each other.
Theo Chaplin - This is more of what I expected. These two guys have not lost much sleep worrying about each others welfare of late.
Elijah Page - Yeah, that's because by the time this match is over one of them will likely be collecting welfare checks.
Both men are trading shot for shot until Miami Missile drops to one knee and drills FW with a low blow as the crowd roars its disapproval. False Wind tries to catch his breath but Miami Missile grabs the chair. False Wind then grabs the chair and both men begin struggling over the chair. Miami Missile gives the chair a good yank and then quickly drills FW square on the forehead with the chair cutting him open. A bloody False Wind staggers backwards and the ropes save him from falling over completely.
Elijah Page - You know it's funny, they're in a domed ring and it's a chair that busts Wind open.
Theo Chaplin - False Wind's face is covered in blood.
Missile walks over to the ropes where False Wind is holdng himself up trying to catch his bearings. Missile pulls Wind off of the ropes and delivers a snapmare. Missile then drops a knee into FW's chest. And then another. And another. And finally a fourth. Missile then lifts Wind up and punches him right in the jaw of his bloody face.
Missile then whips False Wind to the corner and charges him. Miami Missile attempts to hit a splash but FW moves out of the way and Missile catches the turnbuckle.
Theo Chaplin - That's a 10! Too bad he missed.
Elijah Page - Nah, it was more of an 8... hey!
False Wind grabs Missile and whips across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothesline. Wind then takes Missile by the back of the head and starts to slam his head into the turnbuckle as the fans count; 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.......... 10. False Wind lets Missile go and he staggers out of the corner and falls flat on his face. Blood trickles from underneath Missile's head.
Theo Chaplin - It looks like Missile is cut open!
False Wind begins climbing up the side of the dome to get but Miami Missile is back up and climbs up next to Wind. Miami Missile hooks Wind's leg with his own and then reaches arund the back of Wind's head grabbing his jaw. Missile then leaps backwards pulling Wind with him delivering a super Russian legsweep to him off of the side of the dome. Missile's and Wind's heads both bouce off of the canvas as they hit.
Elijah Page - Both men are down after a spectacular Russian legsweep from Missile!
Slowly both men get to their feet at the same time and both men again start climbing the dome next to each other.
Theo Chaplin - These two men are thinking the same thing but can't
seem to gain an advantage over the other."
This time False Wind reaches over and sticks his arm across Miami Missile's neck and reaches around to his back. FW then jumps backwards and drills Miami Missile with an inverted DDT off of the side of the dome!
Theo Chaplin - Holy sh*t! What a DDT!!
Both men are once again down on the canvas together. False Wind is the first one to slowly struggle to his feet with Missile still down. False Wind drags himself to the side of the dome and begins to climb for the trap door above for a third time as the crowd begins to cheer.
Miami Missile is back on his feet and is trying his best to quickly climb up after Wind but FW kicks Missile right in the left eye. Miami Missile falls back down to the canvas with a black eye forming as False Wind climbs some more.
False Wind has the grabbed the latch to the door as Miami Missile climbs up to the turnbuckle. False Wind pulls the latch and the trap door swings down. Just as FW is going to pull himself through Miami Missile leaps off of the top turnbuckle and spears False Wind back down to the canvas. FW's back lands hard on the chair that was left in the ring. False Wind begins writhing around on the mat in pain as the fans look on stunned.
Theo Chaplin - My god! What a spear! What a spear! Missile. Missile.
Elijah Page - Yes. Yes. Yes!
After a few moments Miami Missile pulls himself to his feet and looks at False Wind. Missile then looks straight up above to the open trap door. Missile then walks to the ropes and begins to climb up the side of the dome.
Miami Missile is slowly reaching the top as False Wind's eyes flutter open and he looks up at Missile who is almost at the trap door. Wind pulls himself to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. Wind then grabs the chair and throws it Missile who loses the grip in his left hand and is hanging there by one arm.
Theo Chaplin - Miami Missile is in a precarious position.
False Wind grabs the chair again and tries to smack Miami Missile with it but Missile jumps down and dropkicks it into FW's already bleeding face. Miami Missile then lifts False Wind to his feet and tosses him into the side of the dome. As FW staggers back towards the middle of the ring Missile spins him around and nails the Missile Launch!!
Elijah Page - Missile Launch! It's academic now, this one is over.
Miami Missile gets back up to his feet and slowly climbs the side of the dome. Missile pulls himself across the top of the dome to the trap door as False Wind is miraculously getting to his feet. Missile reaches the trap door and reaches his arms out so he can pull himself through as Wind gets completely back on his feet. IN a last ditch efforts Wind sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and jumps up trying to grab Missile's legs.
Missile pulls himself completely through the trap door just as Wind was about the grab his foot. The referee calls for the bell as Missile stands on top of the dome.
[Winner] - Miami Missile
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