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Well Well Well it's been a while since I have updated my page. But now that Varsity is coming to an end I have some more time, and i am extra bored at the moment. I said my farewells to Chester this evening, as he flies off to Australia via Kuala Lumpur tommorow morning. He shall be missed. Check back here to see how his trip goes, I will update this page whenever he emails. Got given a "gift" bag from him, including some very interesting items. I am sure all of our bags contain something illegal but hey thats Chester. Anyway other news is ....... I finish final exams on the 7th of November , and therefore have lots of time to arb around the house and get shouted at by my parents. Guess I will have to get a job. A few new nicknames have surface in the past week these include: David Jolly as the PushOver and Dennis Chu as the 7.8 Man, Sorry D just couldnt make it but well done for coming first in the division!! It was rigged man you should be allowed to hit in the stomach!!

Ahoy!! Finally another update, this time with pictures!!! So head off to the Pics page to check them out!!!! They feature mainly my trip to england and sum of bettys bay and one of my mom and me on her B'day. Enjoy.

Other news: I have a nice set of stiches on the back of my neck :) I had that cist (spelling?) cut out. Groovy. Great tool for getting sympathy from girls :)

WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUP, Its about time I updated my webpage :) Well there is lots to catch up on: I am single, I had a birthday. The BIG 18 WOooooooOH! Went to England. ummmm there is lots more I will compress it all into a few lines:)

Birthday: Had a cool party, I got thrown in the pool it was cold and the water was green BONUS. Had 50 ppl at the house and we had hotdogs and loud music. And the odd beer. Zoran kissed Jacs Sister Lesley , Justin snogged Jacs again , It seems to be an anual ritual of sorts as the last time it happened was at my last B'day Party. SA lost the rugby that day against france.

Kirsten and I broke up on the 18th of June , it was for the best. Now I am single.

England: I left for England on the 24th of June. Sat next to a 9 ya old on the plane = no sleep. Lisa and Liz picked me up at airport and took me home. Met all Lisa's friends including: Leela, Nati, Jessie, Georgie, Katy etc. They are all kewl and I embrace them Fully. SMoooth. Met Ruth a few times. Saw Andrew Holmes on his Birthday.Went to the Marines in Bristol spoke to them. Details can be got from me. Saw Kyle and Bryn, had a really cooooooooool time. Thnx to Lisa for hosting me and to the girls for being friendly.

Last night we had fun. Jackie (Chesters sis) had a get together ummmmm the usuals were there: Danielle, Karen well thats all that matters. Chester got jiggy with Karen. I played Twister with 3 girls Reeeeow and got into some "awkward" positions. :) Then they watched our wicked video from Bettys Bay (the edited version). We went to sleep at 6am. Now I am tired cos i had 1h30 mins sleep and woke up to Karen blowing on my face.

Well well What a SEASON for LIVERPOOL!! and what a way to finish it off 5-4 againts Alaves in the UEFA Cup Final!!!! So thats Worthington, the FA Cup and the UEFA CUPS HOOYAH!! It is good to see livers winning the silverware again. I wore my liverpool scarf to varisty today!! Mixed reactions from ppl. Phillip told me to take that crap off haha. lol neway other than that not much else to say. So I leave you with another awesome picture of Gary McAllister the Man!!

LIVERPOOOOL KICKASSSSSSSSS!!! MICHAEL OWEN IS THE MAN!!!! yeah!! All u ppl who sed arsenal would win Hahahahaha in your face:) Pure Magic!! Oh and SACS 1st team beat Rondebosch on the weekend! Well done boys.

Well the other news was Kristy's party. Where did her parents go? Oh yes HerManus :) Shaun is soo gay and yes that other girl went as snow white. David was in fine form again!! With threats of killing everyone with his pinky, writing "secret" messages on kristy's computer and losing the bet (But being good friends we wont make him pay). We were graced with the presence of the famed Goth ppl who wowed us with their dance floor antics. YUGH. :) Well I have to go to Varsity with the short one spare some thought for me. Well not much else. I will leave you with a great image!!!

Woah havent updated in ages sorry guys, but there has not been much going on.!! soooo only things that are happening are Party on friday at kristy's, SACS OBU meeting at Junior School Hall. ummmm. not much else to say except that teamKAPPA is damn sexy and that they rule. Oh and a pic of Lisa, Me and Chester

Well I have just got back from my Cycle Tour with the Church it was AWESOME!!!!! I didnt intend on cycling due to my cough so I didnt take a bike. But I got some cycling done anyway. About 55km's of which 30 were done with no backup vehicle, on a dirt road and in the pitch dark!! The best ride I have ever done!! Awesome!! But the true frikken machines with legs which must be made out of titanium were Niel Timm and Malchiel Stander. They could frequently be seen riding up the steepest hills turning around and coming back to help the weaker riders up. Malch after riding 140 km on the first day went on to ride a 90km race the next day and win it! Over all the tour was over 300 km's Day 1: 140km Day2:130km Day3:65km. It was an awesome experiance and will be done again if i get the chance!!

By Lisa's request: Chester and Lisa well what to say, the ppl form Bettys Bay know. AGGEDSHAI OTTENRAI!! Welll there ya go. cheers

STORMERS SUCK! Oh well they lost but I still support them! At least Liverpool are in both the UEFA and FA Cup Finals !! They will win both! This update has taken a while but I have had like no time to myself lately. Too much work etcetc. Lisa went back to England yesterday she was in tears but apparently less than last year. It was Kirsten and Myself's 3 months on Thursday so that was pretty kewl! This week has been Junk! Saw Traffic on Friday night, it was okay but would have been much better if it had moved a bit faster.Which reminds me I owe the D-Man 30 bucks. Oh and sorry about leaving you with Laura hehehehehehe Just like the good old Science days " Yah Steven I am sure Dennis has seen that movie". Oh well junkie update chow for now.

Well this update took a while but here it is: The two days in Bettys Bay. Well Mullis other than swimming away from a crab and wanting everyone elses "load" he was up to his usual tricks of rolling in ditches and bushes. He ended up with a septic hand and a bloody foot after the fisrt night. This of course had nothing to do with the rest of us throwing him into the bush and giving him an awesome PILE ON :) He also insisted on getting 2 dodgy movies. "Frank and I" hmmmm well nevermind. I finally broke the news to Julie that Dennis likes her. This occured when the D-man foned her from his cell fone! Dennis managed to win the "Who can down the most red wine and get Sick" competition. Great performance, love your work. Chester enlightened us with his knowledge of british condoms. Jolly could be seen giggling randomly and was later spotted looking after 3 children on a jungle gym!!!!!

Neway it was a cool two days and we must all do it again!! Just yah get some better movies :)

08/04/01: Still after that elusive background!! I will try sumthing tell me if it is okay

LIVERPOOOOOL KICKASS they won the soccer today and now face Arsenal in the F.A Cup final. Livers will win of course!!!!!.

Well i am bored so I am updating my page. Not much to say except that for those of you wo want to go to Bettys Bay , I suggest you get hold of me soon. I cant offer lifts or anything sooo yah. SO far it is David Chester Dennis and Me in the red devil. So you will have to organise your own lifts. We leave tuesday morn and come back on thurs morn.!!!!!! cos I have to work. STORMERS WON THE RUGBY!!! cheers

04/04/01: Well for those of u who dont know that short brit Lisa jetted in from London this morning!! She was of course suprised by the two sexiest males in S.A : Team Kappa!!. Although it took her a while to spot us even though I was right in front of her face. She still looks as skanky as ever en sy het baie wit bene!!! HAHAHAHAHA (she cant read afrikaans). Ek dink dat sy sal in die volgende paar dae Chester in die kaalgat sien. SCARY!! Cheers for now!

02/04/01: Breaking News!! There is NO Party on friday for dinko !! it has been cancelled for now!!!

This weekend it was Richard Jolly's 21^st Birthday Party and we were all invited. David Jolly decided to tell the truth to everyone(including his parents) this weekend( he was of course as his mom put it "on his ear" at the time). The truth including all the old things: Helen, smoking etc etc. He was later seen making a note to apologise to all people present at the 21^st. Anyway Zoran was in fine form again this weekend as he managed to attract the drunk girls at the party. hmmm Dennis well just look below. Chester well he was again GEBLAASED (plz refer to Chesters Page at Dennis's Site) and was seen dancing with Mandeeb (spelling?) she had her top off but then again so did everyone else who was dancing.(Myself, Richard, Philip, Zoran etc etc). Ali again failed to pitch up cos he lost his way. It takes something special not to know where the Josephine Mill is, especially when you live in Newlands. Mullis was guess what ......... yes he was drunk and made a fine fool of himself as per usual, by biting Dennis and causing him to spill red wine all over the place. All in all the party was enjoyed by all who were there and thnx go out to the Jolly's for the invites.

Well I guess it was about time to get rid of that old site which was full of useless rubbish. It of course contained some very cool things such as pictures of myself and other sexy people eg. Georgia, Lisa, Kat (just joking jolly) and all the girls.

Well moving on, this site much like my friend Dennis' site shall be dedicated to dissing my friends but I shall concentrate more on Dennis as he seems to leave out all the interesting info on himself. Just for example the fact that he got bounced sooo badly for Richard Jolly's 21^st. A certain girl (no names mentioned) Ahem "Andrea" told the D-man that she could not make it to the party as she had "basketball practice". Well it turns out that she actually was at another party, well sorry Dennis but you got batted. But then again he had it coming for the Matric Dance incident.

Well enough on Dennis for now. At the moment this page looks horribly boring but it will soon change to something more interesting.

You can still find all the cool photo's and stuff all you have to do is follow the links. Well chow for now.