FILE 1:
Chris "Dixie" Brenner
Christopher Brenner, aka
�Dixie�, is wanted by authorities for unsurpassed acceptance, friendship, love
and too much fun. Last seen in the vicinity of Hunter Army Airfield,
Georgia, posing as an 88M (truck driver) and hauling tank loads of jet fuel
for the Army�s 416th Transportation Company.
�Dixie� is often seen
looking for trouble alongside the likes of �Wild Bill� and the Mares Gang and
is wanted in connection with several of the Gang�s family outings.
Witnesses claim that
�Dixie� is often seen romping around town in his blue and white 1971 Chevy
C-10, its rear windows plastered with rebel flag stickers. He is
sometimes seen working on the truck, or helping other �criminals� with their
vehicles near his supposed hide out and area garages. Some claim he also
has been seen driving a bright red 1997 Monte Carlo, which he heavily babies.
�Dixie� is well known
among the criminal underground for throwing large barbeques and barracks
parties that welcome one and all to join in and for spearheading four-by-fouring
trips into the back roads and swamps of the Savannah area.
Before appearing on the
scene in Savannah, �Dixie� was thought to be hiding out somewhere near
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania and his boyhood home of York. Witnesses and key
evidence have proven his involvement in Civil War re-enactment circles often
as a member of a horse-drawn cannon crew. He somehow also evaded
officials while scoring a role in the classic Civil War film �Gettysburg� as
an extra and snapping photos alongside the likes of Martin Sheen, even lending
the actor his wool coat for a more dramatic group shot.
�Dixie,� also known by
some as �The Bull,� has been charged with multiple counts of friendship,
caring, adventure, unabashed acceptance of others and for loving one hell of a
goofy, clutzy chick (namely me).
Those who spy �Dixie� on
the streets are asked to offer a handshake, hello and a big bear hug from
Becky in Germany ; )
