FILE 1:
The Mares Gang
Daniel
�Wild Bill� Mares and his wife Tammy �The Sub� Mares are guilty of friendship,
fun and family outings. Last seen with the rest of their gang; Adrian
�Peek-a-boo� Mares, Cindy �The Artist� Mares and Sonya �Small Fry� Mares, at a
Carey Hillard�s Family Restaurant in Savannah, Georgia.
�Wild Bill� and �The Sub� are known for teasing local waiters and �adopting�
innocent soldiers from the nearby Hunter Army Airfield into their gang.
�Wild Bill,� who disguises himself as a truck driver with the Army�s 416th
Transportation Company, tows home the unknowing soldiers while �The Sub� cooks
large family dinners to persuade them to stay.
�Peek-a-boo,� who is a pro at avoiding our cameras, is often seen riding his
bike and prowling the �Hot Wheels� section of local toy stores to add to his
extensive collection. Witnesses who have captured a peek of the young
man swear that he closely resembles his father �Wild Bill.�
�The Artist� is often seen with various fuzzy little critters, most namely
hamsters, which are regailed to be highly trained attack animals. The
pre-teen is known for her energy and love of jokes and riddles (mostly
groaners).
Don�t let �Small Fry�s� cute looks deceive you � she�s a highly skilled
predator, using her adorable face and small size to lure in cuddlers.
She is often seen in pink, lace and frills with intricate hair styles
(designed by �The Sub�), but won�t bat an eye at joining hardened criminals in
dirty schemes, including capturing frogs at a nearby culvert.
The Mares Gang has been charged with multiple counts of friendship, caring,
kindness, giving, love and fun. Authorities have yet to apprehend the
Gang, which is believed to be biding their time in a hide-out in the Savannah,
Ga. Area.
Witnesses of the gang and their activities are asked to offer them a good hand
shake, hello and a pat on the back from their loving �Aunt� Becky in Germany ;
)
