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Name : I hate MOJO JOJO
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Comment : I love it, its GRRRREAT!! The Christina Aguuuulaiira Cover. Somehow that has got to get radio play. Its better than MilkShake and My Tra La La. Bravo Four Stars ****
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Name : surly and snotty joe w.
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Comment : dammit, i better not see any of you bastards at macs thursday touching kids of with pussy haircuts. if i do, i sing lifes and sacrifice yall to my dog lilly.
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Name : rich fat booty pounding don
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Comment : No Joe, they wont let just anyone play there. Which is the reason that Ill be there and you wont. Its called talent, Wah-Wah boy.
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Name : drunk and surly joe
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Comment : hey don, i see yr playin at the casino. theyll let anyone play there wont they ya bastard. and malcolm mclaren says to manipulate yrself.
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Name : dave
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Comment : whatever happened to beautiful pluamge? I liked that song damnit.
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Name : unsatisfied with the responses steve jones
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Comment : Fuck you! Wheres my arm?
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Name : no teeth in kalamazoo
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Comment : Did you shake your little toosh in the kraftbraw?
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Name : decomposing steve jones
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Comment : Why dont you bend over Tim Shit and feel a nice pig snout up your ass?
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Name : Sylas M.
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Comment : We made it through our entire set with no sign of an Eagle at all. But after the gig we did see a guy who looked like Glen with what appeared to be a ham doing something inappropriate by the dumpster out back.
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : i hear you guys were drinking all the beer at kraftbrau last night. did don attack or did glen fondle?
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Name : Ass-Jammin Timothy B. Schmit
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Comment : Do you mean jacking off with the ham or to the ham? Which one would include Miss Piggy?
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Name : horny and intrigued glen frey
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Comment : Can I borrow your arm Steve?
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Name : decomposing steve jones
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Comment : Alright which one of you rotters stole my arm and replaced it with a ham? Ever tried jacking off with a ham? I know Glen Frey enjoys it but I think its a load of shit. Bollocks to the lot of you!
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Name : Ass-Jammin Timothy B. Schmit
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Comment : A little known fact is that Boys of Summer is about Dons summer camp days at the Blue Oyster bar. Glen, what was that movie you did with Mark Harmon? Wasnt it something like Lets get Harrys salad tossed?
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Name : wimpy viagra-pumped glen frey
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Comment : Those are re-worked lyrics for Boys Of Summer I heard bootlegged from a Henley sound-check recently. Sounds incriminating to me. By the way tell Erik I want to borrow his muppet babies-- just the babies.
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Name : wimpy viagra-pumped glen frey
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Comment : Dont be so qick to point the finger Don: out on the road today I saw an SSRI sticker on a rusty ford/ a little voice inside my head said break jamies cord, you must break her cord.
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Name : Ass -Jammin Timothy B. Schmit
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Comment : Everyone knows Muppets are made for my lovin. Of course so is Henleys sweet fine ass. MMMM.....oh yeah Glen, you totally rocked Don Johnsons world on Miami Vice. Your all about the Johnson.
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : that damn erik. you know what he does with all those muppets he has dont you. why do you think he lives on kalamzoo and none of them have teeth.
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Name : wimpy yet innocent glen frey
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Comment : Dont try pushing this off onto me. Everyone knows that I was busy in the bathroom with the under 21 crowd. Erik Hansen was there. He can verify this.
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : no that was that bastard wimpy glen fry.
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Name : fat don henley
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Comment : I understand that Joe Walsh sabotaged Jamies cord and then broke her strings during the SSRI set last week. Typical. I had similar experiances on my first solo tour. Ass.
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : the only sodomy that that bastard todd understands includes sheep and a pair of knee boots.
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Name : fat don henley
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Comment : I suggest that after the gig tonight we all go down to the sunset grill. We can watch the basket people walk around and mumble. I can tell Todd my love for him will still be strong after SSRI of summer is gone.
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Name : gaytario drummer
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Comment : death to ssri. may they rest in piece3.
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Name : Salacious Crumb
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Comment : Whos a preety guy,I know who! Preeety Preety (in a whisper) Preety! Hi Bens Ho
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Name : Sylas M.
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Comment : Thats interesting because my nipples inverted when I thought about May 12 and I cant get them to come back out.
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Name : tkmud
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Comment : my nipples explode with delite, at the thought of may 12th.
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Name : malcolm mclaren
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Comment : ive become bored trying to manipulate myself so ive moved on to others and decided to concentrate on putty. boring, boring, boring
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Name : Whitney
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Comment : OOOOiiieee... cant wait to play with you guys again. We gone rock the Temple good...
Bit!
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Name : Bens Ho Tina
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Comment : Ben used to be my Pimp Daddy I was his ho Tina. Could you tell Ben I said Hey? Love ya
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Name : joe
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Comment : man what a horrid webmaster... Jijobu must be on Peyote again. Good thing he has the porn industry to keep him happy
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : if anyone asks if i was in east lansing last nite trying to incite a riot after msu lost, i was at home with my cat mr. whiskers lying in front of the fireplace.
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Name : wimpy yet horny glen frey
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Comment : Hey kids! Meet me at the Putty show in Flint. Its all ages! But I can get you beer if you give me some rear. My erection needs affection. Hairy-man-butt-loving Joe Walsh will stay home and play wah-wah all night.
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Name : timothy b schmit
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Comment : eat it! just let me lament.
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Name : Wimpy Glen Frey
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Comment : Id like to let you all know that WITCHY WOMAN was originally called ITCHY GONADS. I dindt write it. My stupid former bandmates did. Take that, Timothy B. Shit
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Name : Eagles Manager
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Comment : That would be a check, you dickless bastard and dont cut me off again. Sixty Five point Three Million dollars and all I got was a tape of Glen groping a 12 year old.
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Name : Eagles Manager
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Comment : Ok. I just read that you guys earned million last year. Wheres my motherfucking money? While Glen is spanking it to teen porn, Joe is shit-faced and Tim is whining, Im starving to death. So Mr. I saved some trees and ate everyones dinner, Id like a
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Name : timothy b schmit
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Comment : you guys are a bunch of bastards. all you guys do is argue and chase tail, except joe whose liver can strain pasta. at least your not the forgotten bass player like me. at least people remember your names.
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Name : wimpy glen frey
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Comment : Look. The issue at hand here is Ive got a system full of viagra and I need the sweet virgin vulva! Gimme the nappy and make me happy or shut up.
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : hey don why dont you go and save another forest you pony-tail wearing wuss.
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Name : fat don henley
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Comment : Hey both of you can suck my dick. The kids still relate to me! This is the end of the innocence, man! No one digs your wah-wah pedal anymore or Glens Miami Vice wanna-be thing. Stab it with your steely knives!
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Name : drunk joe walsh
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Comment : frankly, i think you both should be thrown in a wood chipper
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Name : wimpy glen frey
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Comment : I cant wait to get it on with all the hot cooze in Ypsi. The cooze makes me ooze. Fat Don cant stop me from boning tight teen twat while you play my songs.
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Name : fat don henley
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Comment : I will be there in Ypsi to guide you through your set. I anticipate country rock at its finest. I will restrain pedophile glen frey from fondling the kids.
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Name : tkmud73
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Comment : i know it kinda hurts when i pee in the wind. but i think thats caused by something else. damn urologists and their glass tubes.
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Name : Sylas M.
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Comment : I dont know but Bob Seger keeps going against the wind and it hasnt made him any smarter, though maybe not as wet. Or perhaps the man is intelligent but has a pee fetish.
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Name : Salacious Crumb
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Comment : How smart can a man be if he keeps pissin into the wind.
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Name : tkmud
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Comment : help, my dustmites are plotting a revolution. ive discovered that they dont like head cheese. help, im losing consciousness.
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Name : Sylas M.
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Comment : We tried having naked women on here but we were informed by our fans that they were above that. They said we were underestimating their imaginations or something.
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Name : Salacious Crumb
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Comment : How come there are no pictures of naked women on this page? This is the worst porn site ive ever tried spanking it to.
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