I have adapted it to a Drama Society Theme.
Massive explosion floods the universe with Hydrogen molecules. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare exists only as a statistical possibility.
4 Billion BC
Earth Forms. In the Primordial soup, complex molecules and amino acids combine to form DNA.
1563 AD
DNA of John Shakespeare and Mary Arden recombine to form William Shakespeare.
1594-1616 AD
William Shakespeare writes the complete works of William Shakespeare and then dies.
1965
Hula Hoop was invented
1979-1981 AD
North America. Random strands of DNA recombine to form the members of the Reduced Drama Society.
2000 AD
Tyler, Dan, and Thayer are given the OK to put on the show the Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged wherein critics refer to them as �whoopie cushions with legs�
25 Billion AD
The universe begins to collapse on itself.
