(Tyler says we were simply taken off of hold.
Cheyah right, and monkeys might fly out my butt)
A loose codpiece, tight doublet, and a warm place to evacuate ones bowels.
What is the most underrated virtue?
Chastity.
With which historical figure do you most identify?
ME.
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Andrew Lloyd Webber. His writing displays a degree of sophistication that I can only dream of.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Procrastination. I never got around to Hamlet 2: Ophelia Strikes Back.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Chastity.
What has been your most embarrassing moment?
Titus Andronicus
What vehicles do you own?
A cart, a horse, and an Eclipse Spyder.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My bald pate, but I am experimenting with Hairosol products.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Decomposing.
What is your favorite book?
The Complete Works of Me.
Who did you vote for last election?
James I.
For what cause would you die?
Old Age.
Do you believe in Monogamy?
No. Let there be no more marriages (particularly if your wife lets your brother stick poison in your ear then marries your son�s uncle).
What is your greatest regret?
Casting Mel Gibson as Hamlet
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Keanou Reeves.....Do I really need a reason.
What makes you hurl?
Wendy Testaburger.
How would you like to die?
With her, trippingly on my tongue.
How would you like to be remembered?
Vividly by Ronald Regan.
How often do you have sex?
Whenever I can squeeze it in.
What was your favorite pick-up-line?
Nice corset, wanna screw.
What makes you depressed?
Disco.
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
Charmin, and it�s squeezeable softness.
What is the most important life lesson that you have learnt?
When hunting bush carry a big gun.
