| Biggs, Wedge, and the Low Level Enemy Workers Union |
| Biggs and Wedge The Stepping Stone Union Takes out low all level creatures The same as taking out all mediocre or bad characters. Needs arrows. Tis an archer bastard. Regeneration or Self Duplication is a must. Master of All Easy XP monsters from fantasy RPG�s Vicks and Wedge Could clear away low level baddies. But couldn�t take on the hard stuff. A tribute to the fallen comrades/nobodies in the FF games. We could yell at those that correct people of the actually number on the game� Biggs; you ever notice in those big time video games out there that there is always these guys in the beginning that are only there for their health and have no bearing on the whole "hero quest". I mean do you think they�d ever do a story about us? Of course not. We�re your average soldier. Not some drugged out trained for greatness since he or she was born that destroys all evil to save the planet Superhero. We�re lackies. We might help the superheroes out in the beginning and or fight them and give them a good bout. But, like in all tragic stories, ours is cut short because of editing purposes and alls we get is a small spot in the credits at the end. Wedge; Remember though, we always get cast again in the same roles and those heroes aren�t heard from ever again in the story. Biggs; Wow, I never thought of it that way� So we�re like the old reliable "They can get the simple job done" sort of cast members right? Wedge; Yeah, I guess you can put it that way. Biggs; Still, there should be a story about us and all the other low level characters that were the stepping stones for the big time heroes out there. Wedge; Here Here!!! What happened to all those extra characters? Did you ever think that they had a life and or a story to tell? No you probably didn�t think about it, and that�s why they have returned and have gotten organized. The Union Commander Ultimate Now Wedge, I can�t figure out why these games have to always pitt the hero up with multiple versions of the same type of enemy that is really easy to defeat and yet the hero still gets loads of experience. I mean, how hard is it really to defeat a slime? It�s ridiculous that they get experience for it at all� One more thing� Did you ever ask how the slime felt about being beaten up by this so called hero multiple times just for experience? Of course not! Slimes are cute, they smile all the time, they are very passive and only fight when provoked. All the other low level monsters know this and they are just a little pissed at the whole thing. I mean, take this poor, helpless slime here�Who was hired by a terrible boss� It didn�t do anything wrong, it was just following orders, and this guy outta nowhere throttles it before it can even run away. Who is the bad guy here. Everyone else, that�s who! Who does that hero think he is? Just because it looks like an enemy doesn�t mean it really is�Now this is just a classic example of how "The Man" is just bringing us down, and pulling our puppet strings. Command of the Union Commander Ultimate That�s right Biggs, and that�s why we have organized this Union. We have found that if there are too many enemies to fill the TV screen. The game will lock up and the game designers will just have to deal with our demands before they can reprogram. We have amassed a huge following of many low level characters that just want a fair wage, a hospitable working environment, and a fair fight if that "Hero" comes along. The possibility of Strike So, how do you think the heroes will win if we aren�t around to fight �em? They don�t, and guess what I'm thinking kitless for the character. And take a whole bunch of Standard powers except for the commander power which should be at Ultimate |