| NAME: Wise-ass Dave |
| NAME: Wiseass Dave Prior Affiliations: 1.The U(nited)P(lanetary)A(lliance), Starcraft. 2. Earth Reason for leaving said affiliations: 1. Apathy. 2. Random Warp Portal Reason for Joining FUBAR: If you honestly can't figure it out on your own, you don't belong here. FUBAR Title: Missile Command And Arcade Defense Center Paladin of the Silver Tongue FUBAR Job: I run the Missile Command and Arcade Defense Center, the Contra Anti-Intruder Transformation technology, and the FUBAR Computer Core. Job Description: I am the man in charge of the FUBAR's newly installed White Phallic-looking Inter Continental Ballistic Missile Launchers, which can also be switched out with low range/medium range payloads. The said Payloads can be... 1. Anti-Tank. 2. Anti-Infantry 3. Extra Crispy 4.I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT! 5. High School Pop-Exam, and 6. Oops I did it again! The Crappy Movie/Music Video bomb! I also command the FUBAR Contrastyle Device, which transforms any invaders into Contra Assault guys and everything around them into 8-bit textures, sound, and weapons, while simeltaneously filling the corridors with easily killed cannonfodder minions. However, both the minions and the invaders can be destroyed by one Shot...this device is to be used ONLY at Sloth's (The Security Chief's) Descretion. I also double as a Stand-up (or sit down) comedian and a master of baiting. Hobbies: Practicing with huge oversized Paladin War-Hammer that is as tall as me! Playing Warcraft III and Starcraft. Stand Up Comedy. Whooping assets! Shooting Missiles randomly into various places of Khazan. Frucking around with the FUBAR Computer Core in an attempt to get the Vending Machine core programming to allow Weapons of Mass Destruction into its list of purchaseable items. Your quest in life: To kick ass and Chew bubble gum whilst all out of gum. Favorite Color: Red The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: Blue...no Red, AAAAAAARGH!!! |
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