| Name: Twiggy |
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| NAME: Twiggarious Lilipucian McGee Prior Affiliations: The Enlightened Great Green Noble Order of Gnomes Chapter 17, Clan Wigley Reason for leaving said affiliations: After 90% of the order was drowned in tubs of bleach by LotMU terrorists during the LotMU Wars, EGGNOG was disbanded. The members of Clan Wigley that survived the LotMU Wars (many non-Gnomes have called it the Gnome Wars) live in hiding. Reason for Joining FUBAR: Many of my kind, including myself, still live in hiding, isolated from the each other, always living in fear. And so it has only recently come to me, news of a truce made between the Unstable and the Gnome. Moreover, I am told that the League is no more, and from its ashes has arrose a new order. This new order...this FUBAR...I have been told, despite having many former LotMUer's holding key positions, bares no grudge against gnomish kind. Upon hearing this, I embarked on a quest to see if the rumors are true. Is this really a new Era of Peace? Or is it just another of the League's foul tricks, a calm before a new storm of anti-gnomish agression? For that reason I did come seeking membership. FUBAR Title: Gnome Representitive Leader, Head of the FUBAR Arts & Crafts Department FUBAR Job: Promoting equal rights and social tolerance for gnomes. Building statues, and works of FUBAR art. Job Description: I built the Hall of Heroes on the 16th Floor. Those who insult or threaten gnomes feel my wrath. Hobbies: Being a role model for underpriviledged gnomes around the world. Watching Darbie O'Gil and the Little People. Drinking men 5 times my size under the table. Disabling traps, alarms and solving puzzles of all kind. Your quest in life: My quest is to create a world that one day on the rolling hills of the Misty Vale the sons of former Mentally Unstable terrorists and the sons of former Gnome victims will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by their height and the length of their beards but by the content of their character. Favorite Color: Green The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: Quit your blarney or you'll be feeling the business end of me cast iron shelally. |
| The Character: |
| Twiggy McGee Designation: Hero Played By: KiZeR Kit: Wins: 0 Fatalaties: 0 Losses: 3 Solo Operator Physical Attributes Strength: Weak (10) BELOW normal human strength - can bench press 50 pounds (maybe). Strength Attack Damage: Weak Agility: Standard (25) normal human agility Body: Standard (25) normal human endurance Knocked Out by: 1 unprotected Standard level hit or several lesser attacks adding to same. Mind: Weak (10) BELOW normal human mental power. Background: This day and age, you don't see many of them. Some have even say that they are just a myth, or halucinations brought on by drinking too much bleach. Others say they have been hunted to exinction. But Twiggy proved them all wrong the moment he entered FUBAR HQ. Their numbers decimated by the LoTMU Wars (non-gnomes, especially the unstable refer to it as the Gnome Wars), gnomes live in hiding, and will almost never venture above ground. It wasn't until many months after the fact that they learned of the disbanding of the LotMU. One brave (or perhaps just crazy) gnome took it upon himself to see if the rumors were true. Indeed, he found LotMU was no more, but like the Hydra of legend, FUBAR had arisen in its place. Unsure if this new band of loonies could be trusted, little Twiggarious Lilipucian McGee (who is actually tall by gnome standards) applied for membership. Thinking back, this was an incredibly stupid move, as he could have been killed, or worse. But that's Twiggy for you, act first and think about what you're doing inbetween commercials. However, fate smiled on Twiggy that day and he was accepted. After all, what could be more FUBAR than allowing a gnome to join? As a member, he fights to build peaceful relations between the Mentally Unstable and the Gnomish kind, and for the most part he has been successful. However, many former LotMUers still live, and they'd like nothing more than to see him hacked to bits with a chainsaw. Recently, an anonymus someone has entered Twiggy into the arena games. Whether this is yet another attempt to get rid of him or just an innocent, if rather demented practical joke, Twiggy does not know. Whatever it is, he has no choice now but to fight. Again ignoring the obvious danger, Twiggy fully expects to survive and succeed, dispite all odds. Character Personality My quest is to create a world that one day on the rolling hills of the Misty Vale the sons of former Mentally Unstable terrorists and the sons of former Gnome victims will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by their height and the length of their beards but by the content of their character. LotMU War Criminals, you shall pay for your crimes! Powers and Abilities L337 GNOMISH CRAFTING SKILLZ Power: Weapons Creation Level: Ultimate Advantage: Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large, circular area. Advantage: Seeker Ranged attack hunts target. Advantage: Ranged and Melee Attack! Attack is equally effective at range and up close. Advantage: Multi Attack Attack can hit multiple times during one strike. Weakness: power in item - Easy to Lose item Gnomes are excellent craftsmen and inventors, and Twiggy is no exception. Since his first test to become a member, Twiggy has wowed FUBAR with his ability to create amazing works of art, as well as insanely powerful weapons of mass destruction, with the simplest of raw materials. Ignoring whatever he can make from what he finds in the environment, you can also be sure that he has a false toenail or two that can be combined with other items secreted about his body to create a whistle of such a high frequency that it can smash stone. He'll have more than one false tooth. He'll have coils of shigawire in his beard- so fine you can barely detect it, yet strong enough to cut a man's head off. Search him with the most sophistiated technology a thousand times and be sure that you still have not found all he has hidden on his person! Marbles, rubber bands, steel wool, bottle caps, plastic wrap: though they my be harmless on their own, when combined with other easily found materials, Twiggy can create weapons so horrible even he would prefer not to use, if he has the choice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gnomish High Metabolism Power: Regeneration Level: Superior Smaller mammals tend to have higher metabolisms than larger animals. Perhaps this explains Twiggy's better than average healing ability. Think you've got him down for the count? Better check him again. That seditive you gave him supposed to knock him out for a few days? Try a few minutes. Five concussions and he's still standing and he has enough sense to make yet another complex and very painful weapon from a few shot glasses and a lighter? Yep, that's happened before, too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember this? Power: Teleportation Level: Superior Weakness: power in item - Easy to Lose item Weakness: One Use Gnome have know about the satellites for centuries. Scattered about the universe are numerous satellites which can transport a person nearly anywhere. Many believe an ancient, highly advanced Gnome society crafted them in a bygone era, but its true origins are a mystery. Weathered by the ages, and neigh impossible to fix out in orbit (as if anyone understood how they operate in the first place!), one must "dial up" the location they want the satellite to teleport them to, and if the device which does this is lost, the ability is lost. Its potency has waned, dropping its range considerably from what it once was capable of (at least that's what the crutchity old gnomes always say: "Dang nabbit just don't work like it used to!"). Even with the device, Twiggy will be lucky if he can get it to work even once during a fight, but that one teleport can make all the difference. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Orb of Boulderdash! Power: Iron Will Level: Superior Weakness: power in item - Easy to Lose item Weakness: One Use Yes, it is this handy plot device that allowed Twiggy to survive being devoured, digested and excreeted by DDB. Aparently it was a family heirloom, passed from generation to generation, made by Twiggy's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, who on top of being an excellent craftsman, was also a skilled mage. Well, maybe he wasn't really all that "skilled", as the Orb really isn't very powerful. But what little help it offers has saved many a McGee, and so Twiggy will always keep it with him when he's out on the kill floor. |