| NAME: Nihilist previously: ThiGMOO |
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| Previous Name: ThiGMOO Prior Affiliations: Once worked in a Taco Bell cleaning the toilets Reason for leaving said affiliations: Realised that the thing he was squirting bleach into was actually the dip machine. Reason for Joining FUBAR: Plea bargain FUBAR Title:Propaganda FUBAR Job: Further the madness of FUBAr using total media saturation. Job Description: Play comedy records, sound effect compilations and the sound Fuzzy practising drums using the all powerful FUBAR FM radio station. Hobbies: Lollypops, being slightly stupid, creating novelty dehydrated items for emergencies. Favorite Color: Purple The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: Depends how fast you throw it. ThiGMOO's office can be located on the 3rd floor. All visitors should note that cake is only served between 3 and 5pm. Thank you. |
| NAME: Nihilist, formerly known as ThiGMOO Prior Affiliations: Various academic/mental institutions. Reason for leaving said affiliations: To find out what makes the world spin, then make it stop. Reason for Joining FUBAR: Nowhere else lets me try out my theories due to 'ethical reasons', whatever the gnome that means.... FUBAR Title:Propagandist and Chief Mad Inventor FUBAR Job: Spreading the world of FUBAR with subliminal messages, childrens tv programs, and Radio FUBAR. Also involved in creating new inventions to make HQ even more invincible Job Description: Created the buttered cat monorail, and the baby pigeon invisibility field. Currently working on a way to find a use for the 6 tonnes of poop the pigeons produce a day. Hobbies: Being an extremely angry young man, finding ways to destroy the universe, creating strange machines involving animals. Your quest in life: To tear a hole in the fabric of the universe, grab God by the throat and force feed him creation one planet at a time. Favorite Color: Black The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow: not sure, the bits fly in too many different directions to measure the speed, especially when you use a cannon to fire the thing. |
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