| What Time is it? It's Joke Time! |
| A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor! Please help me. I've got a problem." The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area. "It's all cleared up!" The man reports when he returns. "But what was that medication you gave me?" "Lipstick remover." Why can't witches have babies? Because they're husbands have hollow weenies. Why did God make farts smelly? So deaf people can enjoy them too. What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. Why does Santa have huge balls? Because he only comes once a year. How do herpes leave the hospital? On crotches. Why did the fly fall off the toilet? Because it got pissed off. A man was walking down the street and saw a Eskimo looking at his car tire. "You blow a seal?" The man asked. "No. That's just frost on my mustache." If Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse? "Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna vistit Grandma today!" The son said to his mother. "Shut up and keep digging, boy." What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass. |
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