Run Report  - Ladies HashHouseHarriettes JAKARTA

Date : 24.06.09          Location : Cibubur (Emmy’s Playground d/h Boy Scout Camp)

Doe/s:  Emmy (short time) and NO mistery Doe

 

Arrived at 16.30 at usual run site and only a handful of ladiesand men had gathered to do what the Doe had promised before ( I’ll show you areas of Cibubur, which you have not seen before ). Before starting time a few more cars drove into the parking lot and discharged some more regular faces, however the crowd missed some of the steering forces of LH3 : Susantin, Powderballs, Juicy Beaver, Tina Turner, Dumb Brunette d/h Blonde and many more.

Finally a total of 15 (11 female and 4 male) took off, turn left and find paper leading to the lake only to run into the first check-back by the wall bordering the lake, further looping left and then into the bushes, not through the wall but further left across some vacant plots of land which are for sale at special prices to Hashers according to the Doe. Back through some bushes and the out of the Camp grounds into the open area through kampung, paddy fields and all the usual stuff with some new running area and back to the holy Anker truck for the leading males after one hour.

It took a little longer than usual till Hash Mistress got her act together to call for a circle and appoint 5 our of 11 to stand-in as committee (Rosita-Music; Kim-Mistress of Mirth just to mention a few i can remember)

Returners: Wulan from Houston (or is it Huston, Husten?) anyway she was wearing a black top, a mountain climber from Bandung, Rosita and her horror, Murray, Kiki, Kim.

From Cash Report to be mentioned: first to pay : Kiki and last to pay – guess who ?

Announcements:

Batavia Hash will “allow” Ums and WMs this Thursday on a Point-toPoint, someone must be desperate to get lost of his UM or WM otherwise they would “invite” the ladies to join the activities.

Bolt-one-On (meanwhile everyone who owns a computer and has an e-mail address will know) is visiting Jakarta some time this year and wants to play golf. This actually was an announcement by Rosita and not a joke.

TGIS have a run on Saturday of which the Cloggies are responsible

Suka Pussy invites all for his Independance Celebrations on july 2nd for which he will lay a run somewhere.

Next week Ladies run: if no changes then it will be at Jagorawi Golf Course

 

Charges part 1:

Rosita to Kalimantan Linda calling Yoshie sometime in the middle of the night to come and visit her in the djungel and play with some uanguangs.

Suka Pussy to Eager Beaver seemingly to be rather tired from her nice wedding party and proposed new name Worn-out-beaver. Question is whether Suka Pussy will come up with a barrel of Anker to make change of name effective.

Rosita to Elin for requesting advice on japanese cooking.

Short Time noticing that Ade did not include herself in returner list.

Sadist to Elin for running flip-flops

Houston Wulan does not like beer, but throws it down without swallow;  Abi having a sex phone not phone sex; Sex-in-the-city not bringing her daughter on the hash

Run Discussion:  doe – Emmy (Short-time)  although promised there was no mistery doe

Kim- did run and walk – good run; Sex-in-the-city- good run; Kiki- got 2x wet – good run; Ade – good run; Rosita- could bring her horror to the run – excellent; Murray - running with 2 dogs – excellent; Suka Pussy taking care of one of the bitches – good run; Sadist – excellent; Wulan – excellent; B.R.excellent; Final Verdict : EXCELLENT RUN; also thanks for sponsoring the food.

Charges and final crap leading the down-downs

Abi to Kalimantan Linda to have phone sex instead of joining the run; Suka Pussy complaining that EagerBeaver does not bring any more her sisters on the run; Kim telling a disgusting joke about prawns and therefore should be banned from Horror’s Hash; Rosita telling a joke about naked women on Yoshie’s computer

and then it was –

show me the way to go home and

On On at Everest