.I've had a 5-minute spot on PBS
.I've beaten a V8 Ford Mustang in a street race while driving a 1984 Chevy Citation Hatchback
.I've worked a 13 hour day on only 4 hours of sleep
.I've had a stalker
.I pushed Tommy Lee Jones out of my way at a car show
.I've played with myself and moderately enjoyed it.
.I've sung along to "Paranoid" until I've lost my voice
.I've had sex
.I've pulled a man out of a car with the intention of kicking his ass
.I've had a discussion on philosophy with a stripper
.I've commanded a military-based special operations mission to egg the car of an ex-girlfriend
.I've met Henry Rollins
.I've deluded myself into thinking that I'm a love god that all women worship.
.Ive been a love god that all women worship.
.I've called a person a hopeless waste of skin and never regretted it.
.I've developed an immunity to the smell of decomposing cow skulls (Thanks dad!)
.I sold a $150 bass and a $200 amp at a store I didn't even work at.
.I've made a black T-Shirt last for 10 years (It's a really comfortable shirt)
.I've made it with a female Mariachi singer (No really, I did!)
.I've scared off a roomful of people with just the smell of my feet
.I've gotten drunk and laid at a seminar that prohibited sex and alcohol
.I've told off a lot of people.
.I've made a high-powered bass amp piss on itself and die.
.I've been sexually harassed (I don't suppose that surprises too many people.)
.I've been a guniea pig for physical research studies.
.I managed to bench 400 pounds of weight simply because the guy next to me, who was bigger stronger, and more experienced, happened to be doing it.
.I've been an asshole.
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So don't say I never update damnit!