For the Uninitiated and Inept
Boned: n. (boh-en dt) To be in a unpleasant and dissaproving situation without reprieve ie "I'm boned" To be an adult swim addict. (see futurama)
Brown Face: n. (brou-n fase) Similar in nature to a Brown Nose, but refers only to ass kissers of The Boogie Man, whose large posterior requires more of a commitment
Buzz: v. (Buh-zz) 1. To contact someone via cellular phone. 2. A pleasing physical sensation, caused by talking to the Boogie Man with a cell phone on vibrate.
"El Fatso:" n. (Eh-l Fah-tso) A diabolical character of slow movement and foul temprament who is resurrected when an individual eats too much.
Faceless Horde: n. (fays-less whored) Significant individuals who dominated musical expression in the early years of the new millenium. Identifiable characteristics include hyper-sized mammaries, 2000-era trendy articles of clothing, brain capacity of soup, total lack of musical skill and/or capacity, and constant attention by the masses of stupid people who kept giving money and caring about who married who. (p.t: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake.)
Fecal Transaction: v. (fee-kuhl trans-ack-shun) The process of literally of figuratively throwing crap at someone so you can look better by comparison. i.e shit-flinging, turd-delivery
Huff: v. (Huhf) Archaic form of transportation involving the placement of one foot after another (trns: walking) to arrive at destination. Considered outdated by society with the introduction of TRAX and Hyundai; process of: "huffing" slang "getting my huff on"
Lemmy: n. (Leh-me) God
Niggo: n. (Nih-go) 1.A statement of brotherhood and friendship (My niggo) 2.A slang term regarding another individual (Get that niggo off the stage now!) 3. A misspelling of the word "negro." Ce. Chapoose
Plod: v. (Pul-odd) To be a Bass Player of poor ability and inept intelligence. 2.To insist on playing root notes at 8th or 16th note intervals with no variation. 3.Musical Articulation level of a Bass Player in a punk band
Porps: v. (Por-hps) A gesture of respect towards a "niggo," typically followed by tapping one's fist repeatedly off the chest, crazed laughter, or cursing. (Porps to my niggo) 2. A misspelling of the word "props." ce. Chapoose
Seadic Method: n. (cee-dih ck mehth-ud) A system of weight loss management that does away with scales and tape measures to define body fat levels. The Seadick method simply requires the individual to look down and determine if the private parts can be seen over stomach protrusion
ShaBoogie: n. (shh-ahh-boo-gee) 1.Devoted fans whose sole loyalty is The Boogie Man. 2.Member of Boogie Man's private army whose infantry consists of female ninja warriors complete with leather kimonos and anime-girl hairstyles
Testicular Fortitude: n. (tes-tik oolar, for-tit-ood) Testicular: Having the balls; Fortitude: To do it. trns. Having the Balls to do it.
Thwak Factor: n (Thhhh-uack fah-ck-toor) A system of mesuring the male member for the purposes of permitted public viewing. i.e if it doesn't sound like applause when you shake your hips, don't take it out!