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Okay, so, c'mon, is that your real name?

Yes. Of course not, you stalker freak! Bob I like lemurs.

Did you like my site?

Only if you held me at gun-point. It was luvly! I'd rather eat pork than look at it again. Uh...so-so.

Give us a kiss.

Alright. No, you stalker freak! I travel on this train regularly, twice a week! I fought the war for your sort.

Seriously now, did you like my artwork?

Yes, it was very nice. I thought it was terrible! So-so. I'm blind. I can't see your artwork. I don't have arms. I can't use a mouse.

Do you like The Monkees and The Beatles?

Yes! How did you know? Only The Monkees. Only The Beatles. They both suck. I'm going to go listen to Kenny G now.

Do you like playing the guitar?

Yes. Next to kissing girls it's favourites. No, actually, we're just good friends. I'm torn between Zen and I'm all right Jack.

Any of you lot put a man in that cupboard?

A man? No. He's right, y'know. No actually, we're just good friends. Oh, him...He's been lurking.

What did you think of my stuff page?

It's neato groovy cool. I say it's dead grotty. What stuff page?

I'm sorry sir, members and invited guests only.

I've got to get in. It's urgent and important. I've had an invite. Take me to your leader.

What else should I add to this page?

More poetry Music More pork Something sensible

 

Please place your nice comments here. Rude pants can just skip this...ho ho.

 

 

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