(Spoken - Chris) Excuse me, can I tell you a story?
(Spoken - Dave) Yeah, lay it on us man!
(Spoken - Chris) Okay, it goes like this:
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
La, la, la, la, la.
I got myself a new tube amplifier,
Now I'm gonna blow a big one!
I got myself a little tube amplifier.
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream.
I got myself a tube amplifier,
Now I'm gonna blow a big one!
(Dave) I got myself a brand new Big Bertha driver.
Gonna take it to the range.
Take it to the range.
I got myself a new Big Bertha driver,
Now I'm gonna hit a big one.
Three Hundred Yards!
(Chris) Hit A Big One!
(Jason) I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier
They're really good, they're Sabian
They're great, they're Sabian
I got myself a new cymbal supplier,
(All) Now I'm gonna crash,
Now I'm gonna hit,
Now I'm gonna blow a big one!