Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back and forth
That's my only destination
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that...
Yeah...wa ooh, wa ooh, wa ooh
Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Ya got a chicken on the drums
Poundin' out a perfect persription
Got 20 little worms
All plugged into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin', bug-eyed monkeys,
All arrivin' at the station
I'm an old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ow.
Wa oh, wa oh, wa oh.
(Spoken - Chris) I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back, rockin' in my rockin' chair. Sittin' here on this little back porch that's about to fall apart,so I think I might repair it. Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along with some two string, one string, no string guitars (hey, Chris, wanna jam?) and they plug 'em all in in to the back porch. And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs. They're kickin' back, fellin' real good, real fine, real full of the wine. And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great, I just feel so good. You know I'm seventy years old and I'm slurpin' everything through a straw but...
(Spoken - Dave - Same time as Chris) I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eating chocolate pudding through a straw. And I heated it up on a little sterno stove. Tastes like warm body fluid goin' down. Little critters comin' around pluggin' in their instruments, feelin' good about themselves, singin' original songs by the original masters. And I'm sittin' out on the porch rockin' back and forth in my little old chair...
I'm an old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that...