Man (Opposable Thumb)
Written by: Chris Ballew and the Presidents of the United States of America

Woo!

Rah rah rah rah...

I'm bein' hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Woo!

Wow!

MAN!
He'll crush a killer with a thigh bone
MAN!
He'll carve a cave and make a cozy home
MAN!
He'll be a rock n roll singer
MAN!
You got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!

Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Check it out, I got one!

Yeah!
1973! (or '76)
AHH!

One time I was a
MAN!
I'd crush a killer with a rock
MAN!
10 million years until you talk
MAN!
You were a grunter and a moaner
MAN!
All you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Whoa, I got one!

Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!

MAN!
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
MAN!
You loose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
MAN!
You got somethin' against me?
MAN!
You gonna have to try to kill me

If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!

You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man! (M-A-N spells man!)

I've got one opposable thumb
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