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| Written by: Chris Ballew and the Presidents of the United States of America Woo! Rah rah rah rah... I'm bein' hassled by the man The man The man The man Woo! Wow! MAN! He'll crush a killer with a thigh bone MAN! He'll carve a cave and make a cozy home MAN! He'll be a rock n roll singer MAN! You got a thumb and a finger You got opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one! Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Check it out, I got one! Yeah! 1973! (or '76) AHH! One time I was a MAN! I'd crush a killer with a rock MAN! 10 million years until you talk MAN! You were a grunter and a moaner MAN! All you can manage is its owner And your opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Whoa, I got one! Opposable thumb Opposable thumb Opposable thumb I got one! Alright! Okay! (Yeah) Yahhh Yahhh...WOW! MAN! You gotta learn to drive a big rig MAN! You loose your hair, you wear a tiny wig MAN! You got somethin' against me? MAN! You gonna have to try to kill me If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man! If you wanna be a man! You gotta make me a man Make me a man Make me a man Make me a man Make me a man! I've got one opposable thumb |
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