Sugar's only sweetness,
Salt is ocean tears,
And you were my only weakness
For years and years and years.
You little yellow sweetie,
You were hiding in a jar.
Now my mind is gone completely.
Take off the lid and there you are.
You're my caaaaaaaaaaaaandy
Caaaa-aaa-aaaandy
Well, the devil, she made sweet candy.
Took six days and nights to dream.
On the seventh day she rested,
Woke up early and made ice cream.
Now the devil, she must be a dentist
With deep jaw breaker eyes,
Red rope hair, gum drop lips,
Cotton candy thighs.
You're my caaaaaaaaaaaaandy
Caaaaaaaaaaandyyyyyyyyyyyy
Choc'late lava stole my body
And aftertaste stole my mind,
Left me danglin' down defenseless,
And then sweet candy, she said goodbye.
Now my teeth are worn and useless,
My eyes too sunk to see.
My toungue swole up to twice it's size,
And all I wanna do is eeeeeeeeeeat
Caaaaaaaandy!
My caaaaaaandy!
My caaaaaaandy!
My caaaaaaandy!
Suckin' on my candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!