1- Bunnies ear radishes so they can have babies.
2- Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell dolphins they love them.
3- D-von get the muffins! (after hitting the "whassssup" flying headbutt on Dean Malenko.)
4- British people fight dragons so they don't get all firy.
5- You smell like a viking.
6- You know, some dinosaurs ate meat while others ate gravy.
7- The blue ones are for fiber. ( upon being served a bowl of mustard with a side order of crayons at a restant.)
8- Yahtzee!
9- Time square... did you know that octagons don't fit in circles because rectangles are made of cheese?
10- New york is on the east coast because canaries are yellow.
11- The statue of Liberty has long legs because she carries a torch.
12- Sunday night heat is sponsored by JR's BBQ sauce because elephants don't ear spare ribs.
13- And at last the one that he said the most and came after all of the above sayings; and it is "you're welcome!"
