What's new, pussycat?

This is the bit where I have a bit of a moan, a rant or a gloat about new, interesting stuff or stuff that's just bothering me lately. It's basically me, once again, inflicting my opinions on you, the mug who is visiting. If you don't like it, why the hell are you here?
"Read all about it! Nauseating couple celebrate first anniversary!"
Jolly News 2005
3rd February
Lovely Colin turns 20. How old is that, eh?! Positively aged! (*ignores prospect of own 20th birthday which is coming later this year*)

1st May
First anniversary of the start of the blissful union between Colin and Lindsey!

Exciting Forthcoming Events:
25th May
Exams end. Thank the lord.
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